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Show Wednesday, AUgust4,1d7S .'.J , Page9 ji i B If if I X c '' ; w I''v- ' by Quicksilver WW - ----- - This week will keep you laughing...as long as you can laugh at your own mistakes. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 Jan. 19) Your friends will be anxious to introduce you to their acquaintances. Misery loves company.-! rd.t . . AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 Feb. 18) You can expect a new employe to. express -dissatisfaction. That's the way the rookie grumbles. PISCES (Feb. 19 Mar. 20) People are putting the bite cn you for money you owe but leaving your dentures under the pillow at night for the.Tooth Fairy won't help. ARIES (Mar. 21 Apr. 19) Your lovers' quarrels won't cause a broken heart, but could lead to a broken head. TAURUS (Apr. 20 May 20) Setting goals that are too high is improbable while setting goals that are too low is impossible. ' GEMINI (May 21 June 20) Go out of your way to help others and you'll soon be , lost. ' " ' CANCER (June 21 -ilulv 22) t''la 1 - - Others may attack your wit but they'll 'only be nit picking. v" LEO (July 23 Aug. 22)- - - When faced with a physical threat you turn to jelly so you better learn to talk your way out of a jam. PiiC ill rll! IQr X' ' i! ' 1 m f ix P!lftif1 is sk WW 5 V Local volunteers offered their heads Monday for free styling demonstrations staged by the Utah State Barbers Association. VIRGO (Aug. 23 Sept. 22) .:,5; (, Watch for a chance to make yourself look good, t here's a plastic surgery sale coming up. LIBRA (Sept 23 Oct. 22) r Let your conscience by your guide and you'll find your way to the wrong side of the tracks. - SCORPIO (Oct. 23 Nov. 21) ' Your attempts to cement new friendships havebeerf V a concrete failure. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 Dec. 21) Bicentennial Festivities Not Over Yet; Events To Take Place All Year Long X ou don't view the world through rose-colored passes. You view it through wine-reddened eyeballs. y ...' JMt'.i ;$ l?. Svt-ZCuj UiiV Attest; Even Ihuugh the July Bteentennial--fanfare is- PUZZL Ten words which are used before or after the word "fly" are hidden in this block of letters. The words may be spelled forward or backward and may run horizontally, vertically or diagonally. Can you find all ten? F I Yin I E --t- A-'-B-J.J.JLiiJkJLJL S PAPJBA JLJLJLJLJLL J S P 1 P P Jl ji L L JL A JL 5 J L JL JL L L JL !!! JLJLAJLJ1A JLLJLJLJLJLL ALAAAA i c ii 1 o n e I, s 1 u history, .- a. high spirit of celebration still remains in Uab . i .State : Bicentennial ,. officials ; last,, week, . in , response to 'inquiries; em- ' phasized the' Bicentennial is not over, with events and projects planned through the end of 1976. Some will continue con-tinue into future generations as well., : ,,v. ,. 1 " The Utah American' Revolution Bicentennial Commission, . authorized by the State legislature to oversee the Bicentennial commemoration in Utah, has approved funds for 173 Horizon and Heritage projects. "' According to Richard P. Sorensen, Executive Director; 39-r' projects have been completed, com-pleted, with an additional 134 T-Shirts "Our-main tasJphow is to see that' 'ever'rpfbject is completed in a fashion that will improve. tbev quality of ..life in the future," Ir. Sorensen said." , Though many of the 80 Festival events funded by the UARBC have been completed, com-pleted, Mr, Sorensen indicated in-dicated that many major events were scheduled for the latter part of 1976? "July 4 was not intended to signal an end to the Bicentennial and there are, still events planned over the next several mon-ths." mon-ths." ,, Among Festival projects yet to come are: - Bicentennial Bicen-tennial Festival in the Parks (thrpugh Labor Day), Tintic Mining Festival (August), Utah Symphony Community Concert Series (through Fall), Utah Speed Month ( August), DomlnguiezEs--" calante re-enactment (through October), the American Characters Touring Theater (through October), a specially commissioned com-missioned Ballet West production (October), Musical Mu-sical and Dramatic History of Carbon-Emery County . ( October), . and the first All-Indian Rodeo (November). 'Mr. Sorensen praised Utahns for their active im-volvement im-volvement in' hundreds of locally planned projects and events this year. "Without this individual committment," com-mittment," he said,"the Bicentennial could not have attained the very high level of ' achievement it has. The true credit for the accomplishment ac-complishment of this celebration goes to the people "Who have given of their own time and resources to show their love of country." The Bicentennial official also noted that Utah's permanent per-manent achievement will last for years 'and even generations after 1976. "It would be unfortunate if the patriotic qualities so evident this year ; did not ; carry into the future," Mr. Sorensen said. "Our Horizon projects were planned with that in mind." The Utah American Revolution Bicentennial Commission, a 25-member board appointed by Governor Calvin L. Rampton has . served since early 1973. Its Chariman is O.C. Tanner, Salt Lake City. , On Sale varies OtoO DktofJas Locations FROM SOMEWHKKK ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR It used to be that when you plunked your dollar down and went to the movies, you could expect to see at least one cartoon or short film before the feature. Alas, prices went up and the shorts went the way of the dinosaur. ' Imagine my surprise when the Regency Theater showed a short film called The Tennis Lesson bofore the feature Murder by Death. This enjoyable little film reflected upon an unusual undercurrent of emotion that occurs when a wealthy housewife takes her morning instruction on the court. Simply, but effectively ef-fectively done, The Tennis Lesson is film's parallel to the short story. While few people read only novels, almost everyone sees only feature films. Which makes me wonder why? There are many fine ideas that, frankly, get stretched out too far to remair palatable. If people could accept several short films based upon those fine ideas, they would probably leave the theater in a less sonambalistic state. It's too bad that the film industry has locked itself into the narrow minded point of view that the feature film is the only thing worth producing. Perhaps someone would remind them that Mel Brooks most effective film is less than 5 minutes long. While we're on the subject of comedy (Mel Brooks comedy, a weak lie I realize.) It seems that the same people who brought you Rocky and Bullwinkle are now working on That's Entertainment Part III. This . particular film will focus on .comedy instead of the dance numbers that' dominated That's Entertainment Parts I and II. Supposedly, there are quite a few surprises locked in the old film vaults, and that most of the funniest scenes are by artists that are virtually unknown , today. Could it be that film history books will have to be rewritten? ' The scene shifts to a plush Hollywood producers office, were JB, the producer, is having a conference with Steve, his boy wonder director, and Pete, his talented young scriptwriter. JB : Well boys, the new computer list is in. Bears are . number one, with cougars in the second spot, followed Dy wolves and deer. Pete: Bears again! This is the fourth time in a row! Can't we do something different? JB: Well, we could always, shoot a iilrn about cougars, but that would be taking a chance. Steve : But we've exhaused the subject, boss. There's only so much bears can do. Brando refuses to wear a bear costume. JB: A remake of Mr.f Smith rt;os to Washington starring a bear! Pete: What about the script I senttyou? The one about the shark terrorizing the seacoast resort? - Steve: Yeah, I read that. It's dynamite boss! JB: Shark! I don't see no shark on my list! Pete: It's not on the list, I made it up JB. Steve : Let me shoot it boss ! It's a winner ! I know it'll make money. , JB: You can't do that! It's not on the (explitive deleted) list! I was willing to compromise and star a cougar, but no, you've got to have a shark! No, and thats final! Now look what you' ve made me do. I drooled on my silk shirt. Let's get back to business before I cry. Now Mr. Smith's main opponent in the election is a wolf, which he beats easily. But when e gets to Washington, he finds out that the head of the opposition party is a cougar! Ah, do you think we could get Brando to play the cougar? Steve: Who cares? I don't want to make the film anyway. . ' Pete: (stands up) Yeah! Let's go.; We'll find someone who'll produce our film. ' (Steve and Pete exit talking excitedly) Steve: Alfred's making one starring birds. Pete: That's daring. They're only 17th on the list. Steve: And I hear that someone else is making a film starring a girl and her dog. They get swept up by this tornado in Kansas and meet all sorts of wierd people-midgets, a scarecrow, a tin man and a lion! Pete: No! (Door Slams) -JB : ( Stares in disbelief then frowns ) Those arrogant idiots. What do they think this is Art? LAST WEEK'S SOLUTION i (mm rz ' x r I b 1 o i wg HTu n N 1 N T ' V 0JXA 1 1 1 ! 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