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Show THE JORDAN JOURNAL. 1\IIDVALE. UTAH FINNEY OF THE FORCE . INYa-100-~&S UM! WUIN 01 WAS IN6-AGEt> To HIM-~ WE:QE SO JEllUS MIOWL-00 VEZ 2J:MtMI!>EQ. J'Qf::l< COMtN' I '"'1:12E l=EQ A VI'S IT AN' WE'LL PUT I-IlM UP FEQ A WAKE 'EQ SO! YE't> AI/ T~DED YER AA' CLUB i=ER A. PATCH IN HIS APQON ! MACDOUGAL? Curre • TOUGH JOB ' "Ah got a notion to 'lUtt muh job," announced 11 gentleman or colo._. In An aggrieved voice. "l\Inh boss w••n' Iemme have a dny otT.'' "Dat's tough," comml'nted his sym• pathetic friend. '\\'hnh'::~ yo' wukkln'?" "Ah sweeps out de 'leck»hun boots after de Presmmlentinl 'leckshums.''American Legion Weekly. WwOV Hl11.!- I llEt>.Q 1Ht t:'IPM 'iOO Wt.QE WITH llo!Eiol't To TI-lE W~LL / '::JAY~ Wor•h I=AN NY Ga-;TA GE1 CXJT ANYWAYSMALL P£ACIIuls, T~e:: wuAT B£' UIGI-\-1.\AT.IN. OUQ N£1CI-IBOQ.\-l000 NOW SAY- MAYSt 'fES· WELL I WA.~ You'Rt: .JusT THE S0.8Y TM LooKING l=OQ.: .JosT ------- Nothing High-hat About Fanny By Osborne TI\U( OVER WL.I£111 I TELL HEQ .I'M GONTA TAlK OVE.R THE RADIO ToMO~W WI-IOLE IO£t>./ ?! UNINVITED J THE QADIO ?. . You?/ . HtJ. l-\1\ 144 \-\A I-lA \\t. /.14 ~--7 _ _ _ _ _ / . o\\ NIGI-IT / ................ t: ------------------- ------- E_th_er_m_a_~_es_________.l O_I________ ,, Lf.uO .. lJe-1 was brou:;ht up in the co•m try. I never asked She-Not by me. you to come here. DOI. . ____E_ven_ts_in_th_e~L_i_ve_s__;.~_if_L_i_tt_le_M_e_n___~ID Easier Work Unto the distant stars we turn With cakulatlnn breezy; 1'he.~e earthly taHks are hard to learn .. Astronon1:;r Ree1ns ()asy Dear Hunting '\ \ ~ay lltdigg-er-Tii<'.\' 01 I Lt.G • I In it costs ~~.000 a shot to fire oue of those blg guns • 1111 rleer hunting on account uf the cost. '!'he ldcn of pnying ~:10 a shot. uxon~~use !" I "::'\ot al all. That's wh-at the farmer 1 said his cow was worth." thf' navy. :rltinumhug-- Yes. I g~•'e Stronger Attraction C:roc·er (harshly)- !low about that bill'/ The )!an-I sent my wife ovPr wl! !l the money, Ch·oc•<>t·-~he nev~r ('ame here, sir. Thl' :\ian \Y('!l, thnt's what you gt>t for running a grocer's shop next to a milliner·· s. Automatic DPniPr~Ilt>re':s :<haker, a splt>u<litl <'n!'ktail ~lr. 1\Ir. llt>dnasai-Don't need one. Al1 ways ride my hot·"~ uroutHl the block ' aftet• I tal'e u drinli. ; COULD SEE THE RUST '- fRESH DOUGHNUTS. rf':1!MBER "THE HOOttup''BACK IN THE. EIGHIIE5? (~'-4P)'richt, ' W ( Cop)'litrht. 11'. N. U.) N. U I ------ aye~~;.~ THE PRINTER'S DEVIL I \-\ERE, MOM-:.UL.. PRESEI-JT FOR '10\J" LII<:E I \JSEO 10 BRI'-1~ "t'OV BEFORE WE: WERE MAR.Rtt:.D ~------------~-~~~~~~~~~ \1.114'1 '1"\-\E e~~t: IO GET 'Tl-ltl-..1"'; ~E Va.J\JS ~ \IJE!k1 ~IS IS ~: 1-\ER£ I ~ 'ilt'l '10 BE A -n-\OUq~TF'UL "'US>I:l'AIIJDI NJD ALl. I G-e:t" IS IJO'l\-\IIJ~ AIJD IJOT MtJel-1 OF "11--A.T "''lOU POI-l'f' IJ~ -ro AeT SO Rrr-t.Y• I SEEI-J THE 'TIME WHEIJ"fOU COULD MAKE ABO~ OF CAJ.JDY 1..001' SIC t<.. ::o AU. '1\-IAI 'lOUR. \<.ID BRO"tl--ERS' COUU> FIIJD UJ 1\-\E MORIJIIJ~ VJIJL 'Tl-1' AIJD PAPI:R. \l-IA-r 1\11: ~AM A ~EO BU.K~HE BI..AMI!-S l'f C¥.1 SU.LJ8Ufl1Jc 'tbO .w..teH 9.JII~It..IE: CAAI-IeES A~ l'f ·~ oue '"(I) . 'lbO .w.I~H MOOI-lSMtt.lE t DE MILO" All-tr" 'THil-l ,. ARTlS'rS DO/J'I' PleK OUT J.JO 1-\UMAI-J BE'AIJPOLES' FOR. "THEIR. M.OD£LS: ,, DO 'o'OU ReMEMBER.. HOW 'JOIJ LA~HEP AI 1\-\E LtVI~ St<.!iLETOJ.J'' AT "0--E etR.eUS"+ VJ~ SHE AIIJ't' VJI~ '11-\E StOESHOW ~ MOR.e "'I-JOPE', . - OH, WILL 'lOU BE ®lEI I .. . · .. That red-headed rJinl.' hns n head 1f Iron." - ' "I believe :you-1· cnn·see the rust." SHES' RUIJIJI~G- A C.O~ESPOJ.JDE~E So Different ~HOOt.. Ol..lHOW lo .AalUIR.E A I like to have A handy capBut do not crave A hand!cap. SE'AUTIF\)1.. FI~G-ER- LIKE MIIJE ~ Tactful Miss (ildgirl (rescued fr•1m dl'own lng)-llow enn I ever thank you. noble young man? Are you ma t·ried 1 I:escuer- No; have you .t dnu,.:;hterl il·U:: eA.~ IJJAS \l.JR.APPE.D 1}...1 ~ AfTER 'IOU GoT -n-IROU<i-1-t J A Wm-\ ME OlJ A Q!.!rr.. ~ Paw and Maw · __.<--.f/1-- SOX. OF eAIJ!>Y \.OOKeO \.-IKI:. "'tr\E ~E\IE~EE~ • 'lf!AR LOWSTS BEEN AT A Tough Job ~D "You sa~· you ha ,-\' a tlt>hl you want to eollt><'l':'' askt>d thP heacl or the . co)le('ting agi'IH'Y for hncl c!Phts. "Yes.'' "aid the S<·<•th'-!nol:in~ indl>idunl. • "I wunt you l•; I r_,. to c·olleet tl·e living thP world owes me on a fifty-ti fly hn~ls." IT u~; ------ 5he Clanc ~Kid The Cafs Not Going to Allow Anyone to String Him By PERCY L. CROSB ICct,pJr11•ltL,ItJ <be MeCia'lllle.,opaperSrod.cal~ MRS.> CAN 1 6oRROw You~ CAi'? . /GOT WARTS AN> I Nff.() A l>eAI> CAT 10 CV~e -'EM- Oh, Pclpa! fnth~>l. nsk you any <tuesllons?" "Did "J u~t onP." • u'\"haf \\*~\S it?" ''llow •IIUl·h cash I hnd to spare." Something Broke Loose "Ditl you tell your fnther nn•r the phone that we were engaged." "Ye~." "What did he reply?" "I'm not SUI'(' whNhl"r h:• n•pl i~ll or whether the line wns ~truek h,v llkhtnlng.'• So Do We Brown-l.Ilke e:•eerful )Wopll". Why, I know a dentist who :.:.:gs at hlll work. Sm!th-I'll bet his pa t;~--t~ don't. |