Show THE 76 KEEPA PIT C H I N I N e The above spirited and picture whieh would have been drawn by our own artist on the spot) had he not been his with fellow conspirators) portrays one of the most daring and desperate attempts on the peace and safety of captivated The mind of man faints stag go's and a nation ever recorded in the annals of crime It originated in the 20 tJi )TYgy7 Had they been the these in human form diabolism to fiends vain its back in projected by Savage falls attempts grasp successful they would undoubtedly have slain the inhabitants destroyed the nation and emptied the debris into the Gulf of Mexico But they faded signally— utterly' the nation is rescued from impending destruction and its flag once more floats freely and proudly over a grateful people life-lik- Selling n Constable A certain constable a short time since espied a tin peddler pursuing his trade and like a pickerel after a minnow he rushed after him and inquired: “Have you a license to sell?’ “No” coolly replied the itinerant vender of jjots and pans “I haven’t” “Well sir I’ll attend to your case” says the Dogberry “All right” says the peddler “do” The eager official rushed off to the nearest trial justice and obtained a warrant and armed and equiped with the awful document starts on a chase after Some time we the offending itinerant believe the next day after a long chase the representative Yankee was found and hustled before the justice who read to him the warrant and as a matter of “didn’t you tell this gentleman that you had no license?” “No sir” adysrtisejients rebellion is said to Another In consequence of the shouted Tipstaff immense crowds of highly excited individuals 6cen daily passing down East Temple dfc and quietly replied the then suddenly and mysteriously disappearing peddler it was supposed that another fillibustering ex“I say you did” vociferated the pedition was onis foot But the polftre have ascerthe crowds ofpeople purchasing tained that it constable at TEASDEL & Co’s “I swear I didn’t” still persists the Christmas supplies peddler universe! by “Well what did you tell me then?” your left wheel into Kelsons large stores of Kandy “lrou asked me if I had a license to sell Golden Gate where Kakcs ICrakers and Konfectionery are piled up and I told you I hadn’t a license to sell” till you kant rest continued the peddler in an injured tone “for I wanted it to peddle with” ALMOST ASSASSINATED “Yes you “No did” I didn’t” Attention tiie was recently enticed into A GENTLEMAN when a cloth was house on Main St man seized him over him and a SK R APS thrown a powerful Look and cut every vestige of hair off his face out for them at Squires’ It’s Barber-uIn the game of love men used to win — j£ now those hearts wTomen by playing CHINESE CHEAP EABOIt PLAYED form of course asked him whether he playing diamonds are successful OUT ! was guilty or not guilty a few thousand industrious “Not guilty!” says the unabashed ped“Have I not a right to be saucy if I PARTIES wishing to work for nothing and board dler please?” asked a young lady of an old themselves will do well to send for Italian Bees “Yes if you please but not if by the undersigned who starts for the East next The justice and constable opened wide bachelor November and will also purchase and deliver their eyes to such contumacy They you displease” Live Stock in this city on easy terms Address had not been in the habit of seeing such Wm 1) ROBERTS Provo That seems to have been an ungentle-manlik- e “Not guilty?” quoth the former Mr MUSEUM AND MENAGERIE proceeding on the part of “Don’t you peddle goods around here ?” are at home again Koenig of Davenport who agreed to SANGO nnd the Monkeys “Yes” replied the alleged culprit Happy Family from 930 am to 130 “Well have you a license?” asked commit suicide if his wife would and pm while she resolutely held her head under Rkadamadthus in “sarcastical” tones the water until dead lifted his above the’ “Oh yes” says the traveling agent YOU WANT YOUR I VII T P TAKEN surface and subsequently emerging cm BL with a high forehead and smiling go to “Why” says the justice— quite another for her obsequies Savage and Ottinger expression coming over his countenance — tirely coolly arranged s -- -- |