Show THE KEEPAPITOHININ ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS THE TELEGRAPH AGAIN They are just recovering from a fit of temporary insanity— were married the day before In future A “constant reader wants to know why they have so much less thunder down T Pot Don’t know where you East now than formerly It is because coud get koots mended Dr Mixem ad- have nothing to make it of— the Yertsea in the News to cure gaitres lightning which caused it is all used up in giving the folks thunder all over the country in the shape of small telegraphic religions are more progressive reports than others as the following little inci dent will illustrate: Totherside O’ Jordan Br Grunter had joined the “New 1 1870 May and was very punctual in calling Move” Dear Uno Hoo: to I would like to know if the man who J18 was so suddenly and forcibly struck with mg for the purpose of reading them the I I Chin says he lost a jack knife 1 yur for it but the doctor says Doctor Spr-gu- e has not been brought to him and wants to know what to do about it Ve say that Doctor Spr gue should be made to produce the knife or pay for it He was the person to whom persons ap- plied for lost property and if he did not have the knife it was bis duty to go out and find it or otherwise pay the value it aer I t know wha is good (or the If we were likely to have trouble U1I? of that kind we should want to know the conductor walk right WW h- -i t W!JO j g ’ train to the back car and when it comes in ? a we have to say is don t mgmame gjgfcj get 0ff and gefc you will have L 0 C U S wants to know “if it is plenty of time” If anything more ac- against the rules of etiquette to walk with is wanted the puonccan comM?oaaflng one s arm around the young lady’s waist take an ox team Certainly not Neither is it against the the rules of etiquette for her big brother SHOT! to bounce a quaking-asclub off the top to the flood of communicaIn response of your head tions deluging our office we beg to say Jabez —The new head will assume his once for all that G W Davis has not position as soon as he tells his brick been shot but has gothoi for sale We A Bird— Says he saw a young I trust we shall not be upon to We can’t concouple on 1st South street lately “ca- - reiterate this explanation verting around and chawing each other’s ceive how this false impression has arisen mafies all day” Wants to know what’s Read the advertisement- -it explains it- - I three-quarte- croup termed a prickly fafch-con- I called on Cr°Fi We don The Editor of the ductus that Smith f dj eration A T Kettle wishes to know immedi- ately what is good for the croup as he in s o ge ing raarrie siortyan 0 understands that children are subject to POINTED take the calves and drive them to the pas-- 1 NOTICE The Ure’ The Keepapitchinin Bibles and other liUtle 0 you g° l°W puffed up and said orthodox works for sale at Caldera Dad and driye them yourself that's whch the knd Parted blg ma erdid remarking “there is a boy that won’t take anything of a Orthodox when 1 nfntrv of the TVmnlA "Rlnnl- Brigade' will turn out in full force he grows up to manhood— ou bet j next Sunday afternoon at 4 o’clock p m forming a line as usual along the south side of the block clad with paper collars ACCOMMODATION redneck-tie- s and armed with mustaches Many persons are so ignorant that they and gossamer canes By order of Bt- - Brigadier tiuml Sir Chas Moore know lQe difference between the regu We take pleasure in publishing the Iar on the the ac- above order and trust that the members commodation trains that run other day will turn out at the appointed time armed Tlis wa£ miade nwnie£t on one name( trams Dy a a°d equipped as the law directs We from Sixth Ward who while have observed with pain the negligence the youth out of tho car window had his hat of this corps during Conference-t- he very bown 0ff which contained his ticket time when their services were most need- When the conductor came around the boy e(i — not more than'300 were on the Kally boys! explained t0 him how his ticket and hat ground both went out “How long ago?” said the CQnJuctor- - “About of “?” °nWc recommend “Norval” tol'Jply to Tavenile columns are Instructor our entirely occupied with more important the thereof sur-So- I murxHg ue ud“uu u“ UU1® BVU AUBB1U?A I pose the two may be to his side and stroking his curly hair Lear with his right hand said: “My son you ' logically or otherwise By answering these important inquiries you will throw a flood of light upon this very interesting branch of anthopology and 1 when the Telegraph takes fr°m our paper and publishes em n its columns entire we want cred-the- y ifc for tliemthing has gone about far enough Some men have a most powerful attachment for the Telegr aph and its roundings but we would respectfully sug- gest that it stop running unless it can pursue a different course artes I P I 33 E’ j I ADVERTISEMENTS - HAS GOTS“OT againalso Cannons Cholera Cordial Mustard Mustang Liniment and all the delicacies of the Season Cod-fis- you want I toleaux all about Kragin Kullom and Kolfaxand p - an J IF YOU WANT YOUR JPUBTK TAKEN wttha high torehewi and amlUog go to 'eed J up I self I notice to the press gano—a fQ“ I ‘ty‘X“ mS Inquire of J Grimshaw at News othV |