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Show IHOTE5 f ISPOKTDOM Heine Zimmerman in any other uniform uni-form would be fired just as often. , Some golfers would make very poor teamsters judging by their drives. There is nothing else quite comparable compara-ble to the intense earnestness of a football foot-ball squad. Eddie Plank says Koob of the Browns needs only a slow ball to make him a slab wizard. There is a difference between a waist ball and a waste ball. Sometimes the difference is three bases. It is understood that a flock of inventors in-ventors are staying up all night working work-ing on an electric, home-plate duster. Looks like wrestling is going to have a tough winter except in towns too small to support a board of health. If Chick Evans persists in winning golf titles, don't be surprised to hear they've named the home town Chick-ago. Chick-ago. Harvard is trying Westmore Willcox in the quarterback position, which indicates in-dicates the need of quarters at Cambridge. Cam-bridge. See where the boxing season will soon be uncorked. Then we'll get a new line on all the latest ballroom prances. Ping Bodle will report to the Mackerels Mack-erels next spring. As Mackerels are noted for their bones, Ping ought to feel at home. "Woof ! Woof !" reads headline over box score In a Philadelphia paper. Is this an intimation that the Athletics are dogging it? Johnny Kilbane has held the featherweight feath-erweight boxing title since February 22, 1012, through a decision over Abo Attell of Los Angeles. Hannes Kolehmainen, who was the hero of the last Olympic games in Sweden, Swe-den, is said to be all through as a champion in the American long-distance runnings. Allan Thurman, Virginia, brilliant linesman and punter, delivered a blow to the Southerner's football prospects the other day. He has gone to France to serve on an ambulance. |