Show 5 ’1 TIIE GARLAND TIMES UTAH GARLAND News Notes It’ a a ZAARY fflM wtiw BONNER Mfwnu gwi PIG REMARKS "I wouldn't be a real pig If I didn't try to get everything to eat for and I am a real pig” said Mia Bam a good pig name' too “My name At It’a an aristocratic stylish name least I think sol “There la nothing ordinary about me No Indeed! I am Miss Bara of famous for the famous Tig family for their centuries and centuries greediness— the clever dears” " “Greediness fanV supposed to be clever" said Brother paeon "but at the same time I am in favor of It" “What do you mean by centurlea asked Master Pink and centuries?’’ “Baa It anything to do with Pig ’ food ? “Is It something to eat by any chnnce?” Now Master Pink Pig was very young and he didn’t know the meanBe ing of anything but hunger No matter how ways was so hungry much he ate he always wanted to eat more “No Master Pink Pig” said Miss nam "centuries mean a great long What I meant to say was that time there had been pigs In the world for so long a time I can hardly tell myself how long "In fact I couldn’t think back that long for I’m not good at arithmetic t ' X X t r rivilege to Live In UTAH Av rJ PROVO — Two carloads the first shipment of Utah cherries to go out of Utah county thla season were shipped from this city recently according to B V Swenson district Inspector OGDEN— A large revolving beacon light arrived in Ogden recently and will be installed at the airport within the next few days The light Is of the latest design and will make six revoluBarold R Tripp tions per minute street supervisor in charge of airport construction stated PRICE — An extensive road Improveprogram Is being carried on by will do away county7”whlch with many dangerous spots on the Work has Just been comhighways a steep of of the widening pleted on the road A of a mile atrip running has been widened from 15 to 20 feet and dangerous curves eliminated EPHRAIM — According to word received from Great Falls Mont S 0 Sorenson Ephraim took the championship and Clyde Buchanan of Mantl took third place at the national sheep hearing contest held at Great Falls recently The contest was the first of Its kind and is the result of au effort to determine the national leadership in sheep shearing PROVO — Two carloads of Orb cherVery Simple ries were shipped from Provo over Lady — I am returning the clock you the Salt Lake and Utah road recently sold me because It does not keep corto H V Swenson district rect time according Clerk — It tag a good Inspector It was pointed out by the Veu de tiddle him’ Iss oa state law fruit to be shipped must be madam four an’ de clock strikes twelve It packed in closed boxes or packages plainly marked with the grade var- Iss always nine o’clock name the of the the grower and iety Jot number L A PeLOGAN — Superintendent tersen announced recently that the k4’ schools of Logan will open Septem her 9 Friday September 6 an institute will be conducted fug the teachers Students of the senior school 5 will register September probably Superintendent Petersen stated that and were renovated the buildings this summer cleaned thoroughly HYRUM —The Hyrum plant of the Scgo Milk company soon will receive casein from to manufacture machinery the skim milk after the cream has been used for the making of butter of the comofficials announced is it by Casein is used commericially pany in preparing cotton cloth for calico printing and as an adhesive In certain The Hyrum plant varieties of cement to make butter at the will continue rate of about 1000 pounds a day on LAYTON — Discussion centering TXIIEN damp days sudden Potato growers of Davis county Join“ changes in weather or exposing the National Potato Growers’ Inure to a draft makes joints ache stitute formed the principal business there is always quick relief in of a meeting held in Layton recently Bayer Aspirin It maks short work John Hanson president of the Utah of headaches or any little pain lust division of the Instias effective in the more serious tute and also chairman of 'the Salt suffering from neuralgia neuritis Lake County Farm bureau was prerheumatism or lumbago No ache sent with V L Martlneau county or pain is ever too d for agricultural agent of Salt Lake county Bayer Aspirin to relieve and it does OGDEN — Morgan county will not affect the heart All druggists rate with Weber county In sn effort with proven directions for various to control the Infestation of the county uses which many people have found Thistle says LeRoy by Canadian invaluable in the relief of pain Marsh district agricultural Inspector Mr Marsh says that the upper watershed of the East Canyon creek is covered with the thistle and the seeds are floating down the canal He says the Aipirin I Iht tnd Kirk of Barer Kaanfactm officials of Morgan county will do all of MoDoaaaticactdaaUr of SallcrUcaetl In their power to remove the thistle Tha Vital Question from the region Mrs Benlium— He lias been disapLOGAN — Professor J B Fitch of Kansas Agricultural college opened pointed In love Benhnro— How long the dairy course for vocational has be been agrimarried? culture teachers at the Utah State AgIn the opening rericultural college marks Professor Fitch said the dairy in the United States I population actually decreasing with a correspond per cow lhg increase in production If all “boarder cows” were eliminated he said the nation's dairy Industry would be a most thriving business PRICE — Two hundred thousand mall fish will be planted In the reservoir by the Carbon County The fish Fish and Game association will come from the Federal hatchery st Springvllle and will be planted unof John Staley der the direction J Arthur Mecham state commissioner has Informed H B Goetzman of the Carbon association that one hundred pheasants would be placed in this region If the season were not opened this year GROVE— Canning facPLAESANT tories buying fresh fruits or vegetables In carload lots for canning purlicensed by the state be poses must The common cause of digestive diffboard of agriculture it was ruled reiculties is excess acid Soda cannot cently by the attorney general In analter this condition and It burns the swer to a query by Harden Bennlon stomach that will neuSomething state commissioner of agriculture The tralize the acidity la the sensible ruling also Includes all Individuals and thing to take That Is why physicians groups buying sellng or handling on tell the public to use rhillips Milk of basis produce In carload commission Magnesia lots requiring that they be licensed One spoonful of this delightful prepException is made In cases where the aration can neutralize many times its produce has been raised by the indivolume in add It acts Instantly revidual lief Is quick and very apparent All PROVO— A decrease of 282 per cent all sourness Is soon gas Is dispelled In Utah's 1929 spring pig crop as comgone the whole system is sweetened Do try this perfect pared to 1928 la noted in the report and " Issued recently by the federal statismember It Is Just as good for children tician’s” office: It” was predicted that too and rleasant for them to take the fall crop of the state will surpass Any drug store has the genuine pre last year’s by 14 per cent scrlptlonal product PRICE— Officials of the Maple Creek Coal company loacated 14 miles from announce Price they are ready to start grading their yards preparatory to installing a The tipple mine has been In operation approximately a year using a temporary tipof the structure is Completion ple expected for winter production ment Carbon - ELMO SCOTT WATSON WAY back In the Seventeenth century to the Cardinal Mazarln was entrusted the task of preparing a young prince for his future career as king of France that career which was to nmke Loula (Louis XIV) Quatorze forever famous as the “Sun King” and Mazarln found “pe Grand Monarque” that hla royal pupil was nut nearly so much Interested In the studies which should fit him for his high position us be was la other activities which later were to make the French court notorious and which were to lend eventually to the downfall of the Bouse of Bourbon One of the young prince’s favorite diversions was to “playe at curdes’’ and the cardinal decided that he might as well take advantage of that Interest by Introducing an educstlonal element Into the pastline Bo he ordered a maker of playing cards to devise some cards from which the prince could lesrn such things as geography and history while he was playing the Soon there was delivered to game the cardinal two sets of cards one was a historical aet and bore the pictures of famous queens and the stories of their careers The other wu a geographical game each card representing ome country with a abort description of that land and Illustrated with a symbolic figure dressed la the nuttve costume Among the countries depicted thus were certain parts of North America two of which Vlrglula and Florida art shown In the Illustrations (No 7 and 8) accompanying this article Naturally the symbolic figures of these two art Indian muUlens but It Is not that the “native cos terestlng to gy ti M i'L- i M i t pit A£l rV "I ml this reign" teul kept on to the end of bis these cards of the French king which are preserved In the museum of the United States Playing Card company In Clndmiutl Ohio were perhaps the first thus used to In form Kuropeans about the New world they were not the only ones In the same museum Is another set which “deals out" mine American history to the visitor It Is geographical card game made In England In 1675 (No 1 and No 8 In the Illustrations above) On one of them (No 1) Is given the Although following quaint description of New England: by soihs It Counted a of the Great Region Canada It bounded with Virginia on tha South where la the Late Conqueata of the at present Called with a good City of that Name here le Maryland where Is the fJjltfmore end Carolina where m trt ten about Black Beard the pirate Ben himself afterward refers to them as ‘‘miserable ditties” hut at that time they had a large sale No less Interesting tliun the material to be found oa the faces of the playing cards is that found upon the backs of the cards In the Colonial days It wus the custom To use the plain backs of the cards for various things In the Cincinnati museum are cards with the backs printed and used ns ennls of admission to entertainments lectures and classes at the from 1705 University of Pennsylvania to 1771 and as Invitations to teas and assemblies and balls Some also bear directions for figures of square dances nnd others various patriotic games One of the most Interesting Is tluit shown In No 2 It Is a silhouette portrait of Joseph Uopklnson by the Li m Am Mist Ham Pigs aren’t especially good st lessons We’re too lazy And why should we study? “For no special reason I say” “There are pigs who are being taught to keep clean” said Brother Bacon “Yes” agreed Bammy Sausage Tv heard about that too! They say there Is no reason why pigs shouldn't be clean and so tbey’re trying lo bring them up like little hoys and girls them have clean faces— making tremely foolish things and nice nent feet— utterly absurd “They say that pigs simply need to be taught and so I suppose they are sort of school for them I'm having glad I don't have to go to It" all the “So are we all" squealed pigs In the pig pen and those who were wandering around a great muddy patch “Ah" said Grandfather Porky Pig “It was never like that In my day They never talked of schools for pigs or of keeping clean ah my oh mercy gra“Ah me cious sake The pigs of this day aren’t like the pigs of my dny” “A regular grandfatherly speech" said Sammy Sausage “But we are like you grandfather" Squealed Brother Bacon “Don't you want to go to school?" asked Grandfather Porky “No Indeed" snld the pigs In the pig pen “Then you all do take after your old Grandfather Porky and are pigs after his old pig henrt "That’s fine simply fine “Let’s give a pnrty to celebrate It and every pig In the pea will try to make as much of a pig of himself as possible "The one who does the best In this way will receive a prize" “A splendid Idea" squealed all the Plft “We’ll have It soon never fear" said Grandfather Porky “And I'll decide to eat give the prize— unless It myself:" Looked Lika Tomorrow m Little Jink's mother bail been out for the afternoon Mnd when she came home she exchanged her street dress for S house dress Jaik aged two and said: “Why for you put on You look like tomorrow that dresst morning” Only Scared r old ltuhy following her mother fell down the back Her mother rushed to her and picked her up minute she screamed For with fright thes suddenly she stopped “Musser crying and said soberly ore I hurt?" lu n h' Puffed Jimmy — Rising nicely sln’t he ma? Mother — Jimmy! What on earth have you been doing to FIdoT Jimmy— He’s Just e't three yeast cakes and drank a pro of sour milk Up!—- His Pa's a Hatchrrymaa Teacher — Give me the past ind future tense of the verb Johnny — Past tense lay esse set future tense hatch present loy preseat SPIRIN Acidity H1LLIPS Milk of Magnesia |