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Show DAILY PAGE TWO. MEMORY WAS ALL RIGHT. ERRORS OF THE TYPES. Answer Rather Embarrassed Brow- , beating Lawyer. A story Is told of an eminent lawyer receiving a severe reprimand from a wlint'HS whom he was trying to browbeat. It was an important issue, and in order to save his cause from defeat it was necessary that the lawyer should Impeach the witness. He endeavored to do so on the ground of age, in the following manner. llow old are you?" asked the lawyer. "Seventy-twyears, replied the witness. "Your memory, of course, Is not no brilliant and vivid as It- - was twenty years ago, is It? asked the lawyer. I do not know but it la, answered the witness. State some circumstance which occurred, say twelve years ago, said the lawyer, and we shall be able to see how well you can remember. "I appeal to your honor," said the witness, "If I am to be Interrogated In this manner; t Is insolent You had better answer the question. replied the Judge. Yes, sir; state it! said the lawyer. Well, sir, if you compel me to do it, I will. About twelve years ago s office, did you studied in Judge yon not?" Yes, answered the lawyer. Well, sir, 1 remember your father coming into my office and saying to me, Mr. D , my son is to he ex and I wish you amined would lend me $15 to buy him a suit of clothes. 1 remember also, sir, that from that day to this be has never paid me that sum. That, sir, 1 as though it were yesterday, the Misprints That 8horten Editors Lives. At a literary dinner in New York C. D. Gibson, the Illustrator, quoted a number of amusing misprints for several years, and already had in his collection 200 good specimens. He first quoted a misprint about a bishop who was confined to the house with a violent cold. The newspaper that mentioned the prelate's illness said he was confined to the house with a violent scold. Another quotation concerned a British nobleman who had Joined a party of friends in Hampshire for the of shooting pheasants. This the compositor had made to read: He has Joined a party of friends in Hampshire for the purpose of shooting peasants. That, though said Mr. Gibson, Is an old and famous misprint, and you may have heard of it before. You may, too, have heard of the one about a surgeon taken alive in the river that sold for six cents a pound.' But I doubt If any of you have ever heard of the misprint that appeared last February In a Vermont newspaper. This paper wished to say, in praise of a very aged and distinguished citizen: , John Green is a noble old proudly loving his native state. But the types made this sentence o er To Impress Children. One great reason why children often disobey is because they do not understand what is desired of them. They are careless, their minds wander while they are being instructed, and consequently they disobey. A very effectual way to secure a childs obedience Is to Insist upon a direct gaze during the time the mother is talking to him. Have him look the speaker straight in the eyes, and if still Inclined to wandering, have him repeat what has been told him. This presses it on his mind and increases its importance, and there is nothing a child likes better than to know that what he is to do is Important, or even that it is Important that he refrain from certain acts. And really, wbat Is more Important to both child and mother than obedience on the part of the child? Strict Eastern Etiquette. By a remarkable law of royal etiquette, which has ruled for centuries at the court of Siam, no person is per m it ted to sleep in an apartment over that occupied by the king. A deliberate breach of this custom has on more than one occasion been punished by death. When the King of Slam honored Paris by a visit some years ago, by a singular oversight at hli hotel the bedrooms reserved for his dusky retinue were placed directly above that rf the monarch himself, and the blunder caused considerable consternation among his fearful courtiers, until the matter was explained to the management of the hostelry and duly rectified. JOURNAL, NOVEMBER 10, 1904. THURSDAY, The Coal that Heats The IT Goods Dry LIKE POLITICS IS A LIVE IS8UE AT THIS SEASON OF THE YEAR. EVERY PERSON IN Sole Agents INTERESTED IN IN PROSPERITY, MENT TO VOTE THE RIGHT TICKET, AND TRADE AT THE RIGHT PLACE. YE!AR8 WITH OUR FIFTEEN CONSTANT STUDY AND .IT EXPERIENCE IS OUR SEEK YOUR CONFIDENCE I AND - YOU IT ANYTHING IS PROMISE WHEN WILL NOT BE BETRAYED. WE TOGETHER. WRONG, HOW CAN TE&L US? bur-gbe- r, WE REMEDY IT UNLESS YOU Neat During tha Civil War. In the June Pearson's Mr. Albert Bigelow Paine gives an account of the remarkable work done by Thomas Nast during the Civil war. His sketches were exaggerations of exe isting conditions, It is true, but was a poor time to investigate. Nast simply used the material that came to his hand, and each resulting picture brought volunteers to the Northern cause. They also brought scores of threatening letters to tha Harper office from the infuriated South, and Nast might have been burned at the stake had he been raptured during the occasional trips he made to the front The influence exerted by his pictures was tremendous President Lincoln himself said near the close of the war, Thomas Nast was the best recruiting sergeant the Union ever had. Mr. Paine has shown great tact in his handling in this article of what Is even yet a lore subject with many of his readers. The Good Things C. S. WILLIAMS, Commercial Agent, 106 West Second South St., Salt Lake City, Utah WE ARE PREPARED TO OFFER YOU AN ABUNDANCE AT LOWEST PRICES ARE New Wraps and Furs TO HAVE and TO HOLD Underwear Ona's trada nowadays la a difficult thing. 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Maby he alteration hees prices 'cause some odder allar he make a sal, or somding lak dat." Me don't tink mooch bout dem sals. Ay tink sometimes Ay go see me some suits close, but me look in vind ows vere big show is out and me can't see mooch any gate dare. Den me tink me need shurt or twice. Den me go in me seedemshurts for SO cents or six bits; me look and dey all vite on left side and me know dey don't vashgute; den me holt him oop and de gas light he shine through same cheese rag. Me no rant dot kind stuff me rant gute stuff or me rant nodding. Me dry to get someting cheap, but me air ays finds outde is cheap goods vere de price is cheap. Next time me write bout some odder names dat sals go by. Me rill come gen. Good-b- Vases and Jardiniers Shapes and decorations that will pleaso you and prices to suit your pursue. Como in and we will ha glad to show them to you. f f mis-erati- Wheelwright Bros. Crockery Store 2476 WASHINGTON AVENUE. 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There werent any commandments at Admiral Walker, since becoming that time. one of the Panama Canal Commissioners, has had his patience somewhat The Over There. tried by persons who hare been to Forevermore Light when Borrow came thorny crowned an' gray the isthmus giving him gratuitous instorms hid the heavens, formation concerning the climate Whenanthetheblark light along the way. there. We hear him singing singing In valleys despair: One man Informed him that after "The of bells the bells are ringing tha returning from a Jotvney to the place light Is over there!" he went to his physician to learn it The deep voiced Dark walled round us, he bad malaria in his system. Tha and not a star untuned-Lika lost soul sent from heaven back doctor showed him a drop of his to a homeless world! blood under the microscope, and, But still that alnglnis singing, sweet aa Love thrilled prayer: aid the narrator, it was full of the The hells the bells sre ringing the microbes of malaria. They looked like light la over there!" a lot of lively potato bugs. And the weary world low llst'nlng took Then what you need, I should heart and courage strong. blest him for that ray or light that think, said the admiral dryly, would And glimmered In Ills song. of a Insect powder." be dose And an echo to his singing came from dim vales and drear: bells sre ringing the The bellsla the over there!" light Truly a Wonderful Echo. --Frank L. Stanton, In Atlanta An ordinary echo Is a curloiii thing; but, according to the state raents of a Frenchman at a watering The .Life of the Cell. place in the Pyrenees, one echo on It Is no extravagance and no mere frontier Is so fat figure of speech to say that cells move the from ordinary that it must have start- about with apparent purpose, that As soon as you have they feel, that ed In America. they suffer and enjoy, spoken, said the Frenchman, who that they absorb and assimilate food, had secured an audience of that they live, love, marry, propagate, you hear distinctly the and die. And we can say with as tourists, voice leap from rock to rock, from much truth that they think. But of precipice to precipice, and as soon as this last mentioned function it will it haa passed the frontier it assumes be well to defer discussion until a the Spanish tongue! But, yes, 1 subsequent time. have heard it often. The cell, therefore, does all that the man does, has all that the man has, and possesses, within its tiny Biggest Oil Barge. The biggest oil carrying steel barge compass, heart, vein, muscle, nerve, !u the world. Standard Oil No. 94, re- artery, skin, bone, cartilage and what cently built at Shooter lslaud, arrived not of the future organism of the at New York recently on ber first trip composition of which it forms one of from Port Arthur, Tex., with 50,000 the ultimate constituent parts. Michbarrels of oil, the largest cargo that ael A. Lane, in National Magazine. has ever come from the Lone Star state in one bottom. The barge made Were Too Enthusiastic. the trip in ten dqys In tow of the big At the time of Queen Wllhelmlnas ocean tug Astral coronation her palace in Amsterdam, which stands at the end of the in the middle of an open Long Term of Faithful Service. On Tuosday, May 10, Prof. Charles square, with no environment of priKoetl completed his fiftieth year as vate grounds, was surrounded by organist of SL Mary's Catholic church crowds of singing, shouting and danc lu Ottumwa, Iowa. His compensation Ing people as early as oclock in has always been small. He began with the afternoon. The merriment went little melodeon and It is said that he on all night and next day was posted has never omitted a mass, vespers or a piteous notice, couched in terms of benediction at which he had promised appeal rather than of command,' reto play. He is now 69 years of age. minding the loyal Dutch that the sovereign whom they had assembled to honor was human and required sleep. Matinee Accessories. Did a you have good time George Gertie Oh. lovely, lovely. 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