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Show Hri.ish warship. Asa matter of course, cere t ary 1 a y f n i r ti et d A tit b a s s a d o r Choa-otoasfor an' explanation from soon as ho the British govern men I, learned of the seizure. rJ hat action started all the wild stories circulated be t he yellow journals about probable trouble. M'he same class of papers has been' printing details of an alleged plan to recruit an army in the United States to iuvada Canada. One of the stories was just about as true as the other. t- - 1 f how much longer do " I thuii know. -- Most likely until he comes down in the morning for his come downjjnvn, you think well-hav- The dates for holding court in tliLx several counties of the Fifth Judicial Do you mean toiell me that District of Utali for the year 1900, have - ' mail. i - . -- u 'SI o- 1 to-wal- t-?- What! he will not come down to bis ollice to- been lixed as follows: day?. The boy looked at her in an amused sort of manner for a few seconds and answered: Why you see, mum, his office is up to where he lie,J and then the youngster turned and fairly ffew down the street apd was soon lost in the crowd of t t buisy street workers. Tho troubles of these two women did not end, however, with tiie discovery of DIFFICULTIES EN COUNTERED DY their first mistake. Upottrenq Hiring COUPLE OF LADIES DENT ON the way to the editors house, they were D 031 DA It D I N G LIIE DLADE. directed wrong and, of course, went to A fmuzle-heade- d tho wrong house. g A Experience that Would woman met them atthr door, and beAdd Lustre to a History nf Piiil- fore a woid couid bo exchanged, or CumTransvail Jppine Dlood-Curdlln- - - paigiiinfi:, The other day t wo persons of tho No. maam! I dont want no books uf any kind. 1 dont want no books, I toil fe- male sex started out to hunt tip tho editor. First, they went to the place whero they supposed the office to bo and finding no one there thought the editor gone to diuneraud, concluded lo waiton corner for his return. While waiting, there several people passed and they were eyed with suspicipn by some and with amusement by others. Afior half an hour had passed without bringing tho editor, thoy began to heap abuses on his unprotected head; not in a loud and angry manner,- - hut in tlia't still, t ho small voice that means so much but is never heardapd oh! the bare thoughts they had for that man who lingered so long over his dinner. Finally.: one of those women with-tlie-outra- feel- ged and thet ired fee t7 found by looking at the big clock on tho court houso that just one hour liadgeno by since they had concluded to wait for that tardy-editor- . Why did Ijo. not come? .Looking around, tliev espied a -mall boy, with knees and elbows out and freckos on his nose, eying them -- tho curiously and tho fernale-wit- h big lIkT acit ng head ings 1 voice went up to him and said: Say! how long does it takotho ed of the Hlade iq eat his dinner? TJ t e boy go ked arouli d n a f righto, nr d manner, but realizing that, escapo was impossible, stammered; I didnt mum, I-I ? know he ever cat "dinner.?-,- How many hours is he in the office? 1 1 1-1 or J I-- pleas 1-- 1-- dontknow." Weve walled atr hour for him to NOTICE OF ASSESSMENT NO. 1. 1 heard you yestordayj bat youwas a CopperTKing Mining Company. Princigittin subscribers for a book, but 1 pal place of business. Salt Lake City, wont take any, so you neednt come in. Utah. Its only wastin time for 1 dout want Notice is hereby given that at a meeting of the Directors uf the Copper King any. At last they made her understand it Muting company, held on the Dili day of 1899, mi assessment of one; was the editor they wanted to see. and December, eiglr.li of one cent per share was levied told lie where upon being lived, started on tiie capital stock of said company, out once more to fin'd his home. After payable at once to V. H. Martin,' Secreanother half hours chase, during which tary, Deseret News Huilding, salt Lake stock upon which tills City, Utah. They were treed bv a wild cow, barked assessment Any on tho may remain at by dogs and laughed at by tho ever- - 9th day of .January, 1900, unpaid will be delinHi at public present small bov, tliev found jTklp ce quent and advertised of the Heaver Hlade and were ushered auction, and, unless payment Is made, in to the presence of the editor who, as before, will be sold on the 31sr day of 1900, at the office of the comlie stood partiuly concealed behind a January, to pany, pay the delinquent assessment, corncob pipe, never dreamed what his togoiher with the i)st of Midveriising-anexpense of sale. Dated Dec. 7, 1899.. visitors had passed through in trying to W. H. MARTIN, iindjiim.jind they never told him. for Secretary. women are martyrs aud- - must. suffer in tr fot-sa- ic d 1 silence. If you ever have any business with an editor just transact it by mail, or, if you must see him. hire tho city marshal (o locate him and thcnlescortoirLtoTtlie place. As for me, who happened to be one of tho ladies referred to, before 1 start out in a strange place again to hunt up a strange editor, T sincerely UopeJjshail be hanged. IT C. A. Snow vt Co. , Pat en t Lawyers, opposite tnirUuited StaTes l'ateiit Ollice Washington; who have actual clients in every city and lownnlUheJlnlted Slates and Canada, report that never before in Iheir25 years practice has tho, work. of tho office been so well up to date. .They claim that patents can now he procured in less t ban Ira! ? tho time formerly re.VI 9 quired 50 YEARS EXPERIENCE TRADE MARKS, rfY3f DESIGNS, COPYRIGHTS Ac.. - Anyone sending a sketch and description may jic.kiv ascertain, free, whether an invention is patentable Communications strictly l,tibly toniidentlal. Oldest nrency for securing patents In America. Wo have a Washington office. Patents taken through Muna & Co. receive-Specianotice iu the 8CIENTIFI0 beautifult an V UhlStntod. AMERICAN, I1 MUNN & COM 2C1 Ercadway, Ncvr York. i. or l 5 |