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Show FRIDAY, JUNE THE PAYSON CHRONICLE. PAYSOX, UTAH The Payson Chronicle J. H. is pei footed tailed the fatal five Their pumose is to see that justice is de c.i. i at .! e expend- - of being maimed PUBLISHER MOl'NTFOKL), Published every Friday at Payson, Utah, a city of 3,500 loyal, and contented citizens. Entered at the Pom Office at Payson, Itah mail matter. ( sunty, Utah, as ' jr tile ne ,g is in plo L. le na detjd res h. from now out hat 'i "e shall 1" an eye, a tomb foi a tooth, an eye and lin.b for a l.m , thi I.ghts go out ! oud curses are hiard. The sickening sounds of grating lorn, and rippin" flesh fi'I the night air. The Unholy) Thiee has run loco! Oh. why will not omeone strike a light. (Continue with the sto-y- ) progressive ness second-clas- s si BsuKirnoNs 1 ear 12 00 6 Months $1.00 LOW-COS- T, YEAR-ROUN- ROADS NECESSARY D Rut such is not the ca.T. Most of the good highways lead from city to eft and over trunk routes from state to state. Five million fanners, according to an authoritUtive survey, are cut off from their markets during a large part of each year, by impassable roads. One very definite way to secure a practical kind of farm relief would be to set apart a specific portion of all available road funds to be applied to the building of waterpntof-surfaced- , highways connectouting up with through roads and enabling residents on lying farms to do their shopping and marketing easily and conveniently at all times of the year. low-cos- t, et oOo MAKING THE FARM PAY That cooperation pays, is evidenced by the fact that the Dairymens League Cooperative Association of New York State handled a bigger percentage of its supply and surplus products for its farmer members during the past pril than for any April since 1923. While the dairy outlook May first was not bright, nevertheless dairy and poultry farmers are in a better economic position than other farm industries. On April 15 dairy products were 27 points below prices of a year ago, fruits and vegetables 67, cotton 42, meat animals 40 and grain 36 points. It looks as if scientific cooperation did pay in the dairy industry. n Us the oOo life elrbed and sank to depths unbeliev-aolScreams of men m anguish off set the low moans of agony and pain and suffering that was endured in that awful fracas. er Even nature cannot stand such losses of her vital forces and the din of battle soon trailed off into the silence of the night. And daring tho.se long houis before the dawn the silent stars gleamed mercilessly down the only sounds being the soft, almost noiseless, guises that passed from the parched and cracked lips of the dying. Slowly the morning star faded and paled and the rosy flush of dawn brightened in the east and in that room at the hotel nary a sound could be heard nary a surviver lived 0 tell their tale of that bloody last battle Poor Ver Nita and the Little Ona lay strangled in a pool of their own blood Catfish Hansen and Sam and Lazetta were scattered arvon about the room amid the slime and gore. Bat most ghastly of all was Fals? Front Williams and Scabb Shuler. Their heads had been beaten to a pulp and left there to rot and decay in that foul smelling mess. And old Norman, leech that he was, hung loosely togeth. er by less than a dozen bloody tendons, Duplas head had been torn clear from his body and hurled into a corner. But nothing could be seen of Old Rossco except a tiny grease spot that glistened in the center of the floor as the suns rays played upon it. And over that weird scene there prevailed a dead silence. Yet even today the horrors of the Unholy Three cannot entirely be forgotten and somewhere down in the realms of Satans world they are still scheming and planning and even executing more of their cadaverous crimj-es- . And it would even be safe to saj hat down in that abode of hideous spirits and smoking souls they are still refered to as Che Unholy Three. ft ' For the last, and perhaps final, the proteges of Bismarks Unholy Three assume their posts to enact the closing chapter of his bloody chronicle of life and death and torture. Possibly never again will such a collection of sea soned and bloodthirsty characters be collected in the annuals of fact of fiction. The copyright owners w'ish to use this space to commend each character who did his or her individual part with notable vividness, and performed their tasks no matter how repugnant, of ghastly, c heiiyoas, with neatness and dispatch. Tour de force! BE NONCHALANT! Keep apace with the times! Enjoy, as the above photo shows, one of the many commodious advanages of a mat rimonia! existence. Be the one to set the pace. Keep the record Faysons younger set has established at its present high mark. Get married! , bit my lips, my eyes commerced to roll wildly, aux armes! I had forgotten Yappings From The Kennel! With a frenzied cry I ran amuck through the tall timber. Gave a blood curdling, lycanthropic howl as I struck madly through the beaver dams and up into the crags where I fell as If struck by siriasis, revived momentarily with a hypostatic, epigrammatic oration on the cause of my rabid monomania and stalked, gibbering ami muttering, with a dithrambic gesticulations through the underbrush. Then I got a peek at old Nebo. To writing away! I had my bearings And so on with Yappings From The Kennel. I I was fishing peacefully on in the cool of the mountain shade, free from care and sorrow and worry, when hay-wirsuddenly something went wild in feet dismay to I sprang my the jigs up! A slow flush swept across my alabaster brow, I dug my fingernails into the rod in my hands. e. THE UNHOLY THREE The Story Thus Far: A series of murders and vile crimes shake the countryside with terror and leave the people in the chilled grip of rigor mortis Strange and unknown figures sulk thrugh the shadows, weird sounds are wafted in on the wind and lurk in its lull, and the un gainly odo-- s of oozing slime rank strong on the midnight air. Then the detective hired to solve the mystery in killed in a most foul mann er, having his eyes torn asunder from their sockets it seems that these fiends will stop at noth ng short of cannibal ism to gain their ends. But the people can no longer stand in the face of these horrors and under the inspired leadership of the Little Ona and Ver Nit an organ.zation The Hangnail walks into the open again! New victims are hard to find and the Hangnail must range afar in his conquest. Yet the sun never rises in the east but what it has added another chalk mark on the now already covered wall. Be careful of the threats you make against the Hangnail, Assume an unconcerned attitude and perhaps it will pass you by. A dead ringer for Case No. 51 Jo Jo the ape who walks and talks like a man. The curley headed orchestra leader who even goes to the point of doing littly monkey shines from the rostrum to win that illustive public applause. He keys to the pitch, and plays by ear, all ten instruments of his orchestra, and even carries the overtone across the rough places. Hes the man for me. Old stoney face. The Case No. 52 road supervisor who got his start in life short-hoein- g sugar beets.. His one visionary dream of the future is to see all Payson s back streets bedded and graveled with a good coat of thiee quarter size pea gravel. And Ill have no horseplay. You dump that load here or Ill show you what the sheepherder did to his dog! Yet in spite of these occasional violent outbursts he leads a rather nominal existence. A trip to Salt Air each year, a day off on July Fourth, and a dime movie every Mon-JaGive hipi a hand boys, hes earned his rest. The pagan Christian Case No. 53 with the glassy stare and the artificial brain. The only man in town who can say, with an air of nonchalance, that he has worked his way from the ground up and still has his feet firmly planted on the ground. He claims the singular distinction of having seen Haleys Planet three years before Haley himself discovered it in the solor system. This happened the time he was leaving to skate in Chicago and lost his 1118000 in the middle of the rink. And he uses ,, ij. ,, , i in , li I liluU M 1, 1 mu g of ail ol intoxicated with o.e trid and pi.i I, ( t po n ol loyJ Sil euiiie to a head v. Ion - et tg tnp 1 o cant see the dollar. liuit you nJt I, 'ii' in hie h M u at liu '1 e. Finish.. Shadows avaunt! The Baseos himself again! Now that its all over Lets hope that they open no more fishing seasons, at least for a few months to come. When Yappings comes to the point of having to fall back on its woods-crafor a central idea it is high time someone gave it a club with which to beat its way out. Yet this is precisely what has happened to this weeks edition. That crack about mixing business with pleasue and all that other silly prattle about trying to do two things at once, has been, after careful consideration, selected as the theme for this week. , , It may be the opinion of the average city dweller that the United States is pietty well provided with good roads. farm-to-mark- - ...id r a) ' Installment 7 The Bitter End ,,,, For a moment the threshing of bod ies i (ached a pataoxysm and during ,,, n,, tliat brief period the value of human ON APPLICATION. AM EKTISING KATES Maxwell House Broadcasts First Concert of the Theremin Trio life let 19, 19Jl pov the th w i i 'li wild, the pinnal instinc-,,- l other emotniis akin to naiut a! hie m the open, saw two deer a a .ihne only one had burn befoie. 'n.ut uugh to lin'd hon for awhile. I- ' m me. the tfipsy SPRING LAKE NEWS Butler Bv Mis. Ilurtense Mis Honoring Marmda Jaspeison TRIO of Theremins, musical Instruments which operate upon the same principle which produces the squeal in a radio set but turns this noise into beautiful music, will be played for the first time over tlie ;ur dining the General Foods Maxwell House broadcast over the NBC WJZ net w oi k Tlnir dav, June 25, at 9:30 P.M., eastern daylight saving time. Two of the mstuments, one played with a keyboard and the other m the same manner as a cello, have never been played outside the laboratory of the inventor. Prof. Leon Theremin. Members of A uo JOM ipu i,iq and adult children and giand-chidje- n inemliers of the Sping Lake Warl met at the Waid home Sunday June A lowly birthday rake with eighty A proeven candles was lighted s of son , leadings and gram eons. sting Lunch wese undered stump species After luih a very enwas seised joyable time was spent in visiting with old friends. nos-iqUi- Xupifi-n- J 1 -- Miss Faye Butler a re mpanied and Mrs L. M Cmok dov n from Lake and spent the week end lb J. her parents, Mi. and M the tiio piituied here are left to right, Vladimir Brenner, Leonid Bolotine and Ctoige Buieff. The unusual piece of furniture behind the play us conceals the loudspeakers for the three instruments. Mr. Salt with YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS Bu' ler. ARE ABOUT OUR PRICES BEING THESE VALUES WITH ANY OTHERS ANYWHERE LOW-COMP- reunion of the Huish family was held. in the Spring Lake waul house, commencing at two P. M. numbering over one hundred, of Waiter and Janies W. Huish were in attendance. A very interesting piogram of songs readings, also talks on geneological woik were given. A new organization was affected a follows. Pros. Albert E. Huish, I Vieve Huish Provo 1st Vice-previce 2nd Earl, Provo; president. Walt er H. Moore Spanish Fok; Helen Ilui.sh Piovo. Lunch was served in the early evening. After lunch games were played by the children on the lawn and impromtu program of songs and reminiscneces was held. Mr. Orson Huish gave a very interesting talk and a number of his compositions were sung by hose assembled. Members were there from Eureka Payson, Spanish Potk P'Vo, Mt. Pleasant, Muiray, Salt Lake, Ogden, Spring Lake also New Mivv Mexico, Arizona, California. A s. Sec-Trea- s. DINETTE ENSEMBLE Mrs. Zina Butler, who ha qunt two months in California ictuined home Thursday. She was accompanied home by her daughter, Mrs. Arthur Sadie and children who will spend a fortnight visiting relatives and friends. Including A Mr. and Mrs. Owen Peery anil ban.v home Miss Della Butler who has the winter and spring in Ca'tfo-nireturned Thursday. Solid Oak Breakfast set, beautifully 5-p- c. a BREAKFAST SET 5-PIECE 0 NOTICE $13.95 M There will be a regular meetn. g of the Board of Education of the Neiio' School District, held Wednesday, Juno! 24th at 7:30 P. M, in the Pirtrrt wh eh Office at' Spanish Fork. meeting a school Superintendent wd'.i present the proposed budget for the The public a'e school year 1931-3invited to be present o CHRONICLE WANTADS PAY PHONE dec- orated. heavy felt base rug in attractive colors. 26 pc. set of Rogers Silverware. A set of rayon lace luncheon cloths, size 15 x 60 and 15 x 48. An 18 pc. Lunceon set of peach color glassware A genuine Hoipoint Electric Toaster. pair of Criss Cross ruffled marquisette curtains m the wanted colors. Mrs. Marie Peery is vis.tirg in Salt Lake at the home of Mr. anj M-- s Earl Holladay. are spending a few days at the of Mr. and Mrs. Bert Peery. $33.40 ed to match your kitchen lh, set consuls of a Flanders ensemble. .style drop-lea- f and four Wind, or type chair,. SOLID OAK BREAKFAST SET $15.95 171 For Butter Wrappers t f i ceaP set - A Flanders style drop e, and 4 Windsor chairs in solid oak make up this suite. It style is tastefully decorated The Little picket man Case No. 54 with the big bay window. He can raise anything on his truck farm from rirg nose guinea pigs to wrinkled green peas. He is touched with that raie genius of being able to catch a trout in the dead of night with no light, the wind blowing, the rain fall PHONE ing, and wuhout the ue of fishing U m. value deseretTxWua 5-- 107 v c? xcv A :q ' P MIN many ier eQuay S00 WHERE GOOD FURNITURE COSTS LESS Dixon-Taylor-Russe- Co. ll Home Furnishers of Central, South ern and Eastern Utah |