Show now or the straw bonnets spring bless her may go as tar ae she likes make room for the rhubarb pie and the strawberry shortcake when it saw the colonel the sphinx remained discreetly silent girls names written on eggs are turned out of cold storage from one to three years old are still popular in the new york smart set and some 0 them cost per plate paris has a ham and iron fair though ham and diamonds would be a more appropriate combination japan la taking an interest in base ball which seems to assure a cordial understanding beyond question it will be 1 ard for kermit to con tent himself with the sport of clam digging a hen he gets back to oyster bay why should not the young man s fancy lightly turn to thoughts of love spring millinery bills do not embitter his dreams now science has achieved an in to take the picture of beating hearts this ought to make effective exhibits in love pleadings A celebrated oculist saye that peo pie seldom see things as tl ey are particularly Is this tr e when they took at get rich quick schemes economists who declare there Is now too much gold will not exert any noticeable influence on the enthusiast of the man with a mining prospectus A new york man who was run down by a baby carriage Is suffering from a broken shoulder new york men should never go on the street without their nursemaids bo impetuous are the of the hungarian chamber of deputies that they began hurling books and inkwells without waiting tor the mo ving picture machine As a matter of fact man Is not in rebellion against buttoning up his wife s waist in the back he likes anything that proves he Is a coave fience about the house one good thing about the gaseous tall of balleys comet which is ex pecked to envelope the earth before long Is that we shall not be corn belled to get it through a meter count komura says that a war be tween this country and japan Is in conceivable little does he realize the strength of the imaginations of some of our after dinner speakers new york gave away a car load of babies to new orleans people the jtb er day this corroborates the old saying that generosity consists in giving away something which we do not want ourselves sailing of the was de bayed halt an hout by the of some cans of cream we are sur to learn that the does not have among its attractions a cow pasture and creamery of its own the appendix thinking the human race has not enough trouble of its own just now has started to make more by inventing for itself a new and exclusive disease this disease ohp doctors have agreed to call ap ular and there Is smal doubt that those who wish to keep strictly up to date will contract it without delay indeed appendicitis may go quite out of fashion the idea of running instruction trains for the benefit of farmers ap pears to be growing in popularity one of these trains in charge of the state agricultural department is on a trip through new jersey and the farm ers are flocking to the stopping places in large numbers to listen to the lee tures and witness the demonstrations the practical value of this method Is recognized and the american farmer who wants to be up to date Is catch ing on new jersey evidently Is wideawake aa to the importance of uti lozing its natural resources the united states collected col lecter of iv revenue in new york reports that the corporations are generally responding to the requirements of the new federal law calling for returns as a basis for taxation this Is corn and shows a much better spirit than indicated in many quarters at first the best intelligence in cor borate management Is beginning to realize and recognize that reasonable restriction and regulation are equit able and in the public interest and managers are governing themselves accordingly chicago telephone girls must be over five feet high dont talk back to a chicago telephone garl the police on medical advice stopped a marathon endurance dance in san francisco which had lasted 16 hours one of the dancers seemed urging himself to point of torture but that did not prevent the crowd in attendance from resenting the humane action of the police it Is the same old story scratch the skin of ciolll and find the human brute un berneath der neath there would be more peace in north africa it the sultan of morocco were all hid and stayed hid instead ol 01 being only hand american heiresses who bay counts dutes and princes should be business like and insist on seeing the property clear of liens before the purchase money is paid it a sworn schedule of liabilities were filed and a meet ang of creditors held to waive all prior lens the investment would be reg ular that in much more 1 aeta |