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Show Page Six WEBER HERALD LAST & THOMAS Smart Shoes with the Jazz for the young lady who cares The Most Sanitary Shop in the City The National Barber Shop C. S. Stout, Proprietor 3. E. Corner 24th and Washington Basement Utah National Bank Hair Cutting 25c Shaving 15c Baths he best shoe values are to be found in JONES SHOES THE H. W. JONES CO. 24G1 AVashington Ave., Ogden. SHOES FOR ZHE WHOLE FJIM1LY THE SCOV1LLE PAPER CO. WHOLESALE AND LOTS OF IT Watson - Tanner Clothing Co. The store where your Dollar is Always Worth 100 Cents to you Students, We Greet You. "SEE US FIRST" XMAS SUGGESTIONS XMAS CARDS Engraved and Printed. LEATHER GOODS -Purses, Wallets, and Traveling Cases. Books, Stationeryand many other suitable Gifts. BRAM WELL'S Your Christmas Suit and Overcoat Have them Dundee Tailored You will be insured of extra satisfaction in style and wear $15.00 Very fine extra values, all wool, $20 and up We can please you Makers of Good Clothes By' the Alhambra Theatre Weber College Prepaes you for life And you will never get more real joy in life, than in your association with us. The High School offers the best in any course, wether Commercial, Practical, or Intellectual, that is to be had in the state Watch our Qraduale He has a Reputation Uncensored Jokes The engagement of George Osborn to Hattie Lamb has been annulled. George gave Hattie a ring in which he had inscribed: G. 0. to H. L. Shirt I'm winding up my estate now. Newah What's that? Shirt My dollar watch. The principal puffed into the editor's office, "What do you mean by publishing my resignation in the papers?" he said. "Why, you said it yourself," exclaimed the editor. "But," said the principal, "you fools published it under schoolimprovements. Jones Say, Skinnay, can you tell me in what manner a worm and a man are the same. Jep. That's too deep. I give up. Jones Because the chickens get them both. Mule in the barnyard, lazy and sleek, Boy with a pin on the end of a stick, Creeps up behind him, quiet as a mouse, Crepe on the door of the little boy's house. Doctor Have you any request to make before I operate? Patient (feebly Send for a preacher. I want to be opened with prayer. Doc. If anything should go wrong with this experiment, we and the laboratory with us, might be blown sky-high. Come closer, students, so that you may be able to follow me. Pat and Mike had just received $5000 each. Pat bought a Packard pnd Mike bought a Ford. About two weeks later they met. Pat Well, Mike, how do you like your Ford? Mike Oh, fine. But how do you like your car? Pat Fine; but say, isn't there something that rattles a great deal about your car, Mike? Mike Oh, no; it is just my $4500 in my pocket. IF Quality, Courtesy and Cleanliness appeals to you, our tastes are in common . Jerry Freshie Froshie sat on the wall, Freshie Froshie had a great fall; But 'twas no disaster, For you see, The Freshman's head is ivory. "How is your son doing in college?" "He seems to be taking a class in housework." "What makes you think so?" He writes that they have him on the scrub five." "Well, Wilford," said Mrs. Ridges, "tell me why you want your Ford car buried with you when you die." "Because I have never gotten in a hole yet but what my Ford car could pull me out," riplied Ridges. Ike "My, that's perfectly shock-ig! ' Tiney What's shocking? Ike Electricity. A burglar entered a Senior's room at college. Senior (waking up) What are you hunting for? Burglar Money. Senior Wait a minute. I'll get up and hunt, too. Kennedy's Cafe and Bakery A Good Place to Eat Open 6 A. M. to 12 Midnight Established 1904. THE 1 $4.00 to $9.00 A P air SHOE rOM MEN CLARK'S 2358 Washington Ave. Freshman Ever see a close race? Soph. Sure! I spent 3 months in Jerusalem. As they were watching a baseball game, Leo C. remarked about one of the best players: He is going to be our best man before long. Gwynn W. Oh, Leo, this is so sudden. It was a dark and dreary morning, The sun had failed to shine. A horse was coming across the bridge And did not see the car behind. Toot! Toot! Horseradish! Before There are meters of accent And meters of tone, But best of all meters Is meet her alone. After. There are letters of accent And letters of tone. But the best of all letters Is let her alone. Ricks Describe the surrender of Lee. Phil J. Well, Lee wore a full dress uniform, a beautiful sword, while Grant wore only a dirty union suit. A curling iron, a cunning curl, A powder rag, a pretty girl, A little rain, away it goes, A homely girl with a freckled nose. Dr. Lind (sadly) I dreamed last night that I was married. The alarm clock woke me. Savage (more sadly) I dreamed last night that I was single. The baby woke me. Daddy No, your mother never dressed the way you girls do to catch ,i husband. Daughter Yes, and look what she caught. Barber Do you want a hair cut? Cream No; I want 'em all cut. An economical woman tries to make her waist as small as possible. It is not surprising how young ladies will learn to play the violin when the handling of bows is taken into consideration. Father invented an automobile hearse and people were just dying to ride in it. An old maid wears gloves to keep off the chaps. A dog turns around twice before lying down because he thinks one good turn deserves another. 'What soup is this?" Waiter "It's bean soup, sir." Suspicious Customer "I know it's been soup, but what is it now? The Flower Shop ELIZABETH HUTH, "Prop. Eccles Building at Mclntyres Phone 73 Useful and Inexpensive Christmas Gifts SPARGOS . S. Lewis & Co. Jewelers and Opticians In Ogden since 1S70 The best is none too good for the Students of Weber Painless Dentists East side Washington, between 24th and 25th 2468 Wasnington Ave. Its a Fact The sweetness of Low Price never equals The bitterness of Poor Quality PAINE & HURST Where the Women Trade A splendid assortment of Xnins, New Years and Calling Cards at Dee Neuteboom Ptg. Co. 23G2Wash. Phone 1166 They must be seen to be ap preciated. Prices reasonable. In quantities as low as one 1 dozen in a neat box. Sometime you will patronize The PALACE BARBER SHOP WHY NOT NOW? J. M. McCAMANT, Piop 2336 Wash. Ave. Popular Plays and Players. Phone 3060. Utah Theatre |