Show tile the I hello fello girl A young society man who parts his hair in tho the middle middio and his namo name on oil the side has disappeared and his friends are wondering whether lie ho has jumped into tho the river or gone west to grow r 0 w I 1 up I 1 P W with ith tho country until big big 0 enough donough to successfully tackle his groat great sorrow the telo tolo pone pono is responsible for it all tile miserable hello machine not con tont tent with filling the world with profound profanity has cappad capp edth th climax of malicious mischief and turned the golden morning mornin t of a fair life into starless gloom it found him a happy harmless a horizon bouli bounded dod by hope and it loft left him a wretch crotch adi adrift ift upon tho the black billows of a shore loss sea of di it was only yeston morn that with elastic stop step and proud heu i boating beating high ho he sought tho the office where ho he was wont to draw his woold weekly y stipend the boss was out and liko like tho the little busy bee the hero of this doleful threnody decided to improve each shining hour ho sought the telephone and rang up tip the regi residence dence of one around whom his great soul had wrapped itself like a fall overcoat around tho the skeleton figuro figure 0 of the clothing adoro atoro dummy H lie e got tho the number and his soul was in ill his voice as ho asked 14 how is nellie this morning at this critical juncture tho the iloilo hollo girl switched sivi tchi ed on a young sportsman who was pouring his in to tho the ear ur trofa of ofa 0 a dasting u dog doctor and i the following reply camo came floating over tho the wire she acts mighty queer sho she followed a young follow off last night sho she had never soon before and ho he had to hit bit hor her with a brick before ho could got rid of hor sho she lias has taken a mighty fancy for tho the police force and follows a big patrolman around for hours aro are are y y you talking about collio Nol lio gasped the young man why cort cert I 1 know you think a groat deal of her and so eo do I 1 but sho aint much good copt for show sho el 8 a beauty and no mistake but she dont know much and aint got sense enough to learn I 1 think that crack she got on clio head must have injured her mind but the governor swears that she is a born fool and that if somo some idiot dont take her off our hands pretty soon hell poison her I 1 wonder if hed do it too ashes an awful trial ashes so wretched lazy that sho she wont koop keep the flies off and 0 mado made her oars sore and P but the lie young man reeled away frota tho the phone with a hollow nican mean and stag staggered gorod into the street wl en cn lat laba soon lie ho had a adek of shot in cc hand and was headed towards tho ho bridge st louis democrat |