Show why it was late our paper is two days late this week writes editor owins to an accident to cur press when we started to run the edition wednesday as usual one of the puy ropes gave way allowing the forward gilder nuke to fall and break as it struck the flunker flopper this of course as any one who knows anything about a press will readily understand left alie gan plank only the flip capto support it which also dropped and broke off the chock alie fluk ing from between ane ramrod and the flibbert snatcher which also caused trouble alie report eliat the delay was caused by overindulgence over indulgence in intoxicating stimulants isa tissue of falsehoods alie peeled appearance of our right eye being caused by our boing poing into the hatchway of the pres in our anxiety to start it and pulling alie coupling pin after the lap bang was broken which caused the dingus to rise up and welt us in the optic expect a araud new gilder fluke on this afternoons train |