Show 0 t. t ocal Department f o O e 3 THINGS WE lVE DONT DON'T A KNOW If Jimmie Moss has been Shipped Who VilO held Prof White up 1 Why Dow left us to go to the High School If Mr Hoopes US uses S curling irons Where Mr Leaver obtained his oratorical powers Why some people avoid the local editor as a athey they would a policeman Why the young ladies slight us when distributing distributing distributing locks of their hair Why our literary and poetical geniuses wont won't contribute for the CHRONICLE Where the girls hide their chewing gum during classes Why Mr Neal blushes when the physical culture class clas is mentioned Why the girls insist on kissing and hugging one another to the intense mental distress of all observers Who Vho will be next on our matrimonial list Why our curiously inquisitive young man doesn't come to 10 more grief than he does Whether Prof White objects to visitors in in his morning early-morning class Who Vho put the notice on the board to those desiring desiring desiring de de- siring partners for the Delta Phi ball Why the boys who are trying to raise mustaches mustaches mustaches mus mus- object to having them called wind an- an noyers ers 1 f aka When L. L E. E Young will finish his novel of forty-five forty chapters and what its title will be Why the library doesn't doesn have copies of all the more important text books that have been used in the University If Mr Leaver includes the Edina in his statement that every everyone one of the the societies in inthe inthe the University gets its light and heat from the theD I D Delta Phi Why some of the Freshmen chemistry students students students stu stu- dents cant can't work examples in simple arithmetic without the assistance of one of the professors If the reason why some of the girls are g getting getting gett gett- tt- tt ing big feet is because they expect to go to Chicago next year Who Vho the students are who help themselves to other peoples people's things and forget to return them and whether they will get their rewards here on earth or in some other place Who put a cup brim full of water on top of the boys' boys dressing room door so that when the thedoor thedoor thedoor door was opened it fell and and and-and- and but we haven't the heart to finish Examinations are over Let us be thankful for that Dr Park was a familiar figure in our halls last week Dr J. J of Bowmansville Ontario visit visited d the University last last Thursday The proper valentine to send your sweetheart sweetheart sweetheart sweet sweet- heart this year is a bouquet of cut flowers Moral When Moral When you go go into the chemical laboratory look 1 you ou sit Professor Aber was on 11 the sick list the early part of last week Professor Profesor Kerr was also under the weather Some of the students coming out of the examination examination ex ex- rooms looked as if they had the nightmare We Ve understand a new furnace for assaying is to be provided The news didn't hurt the feelings of the boys now taking that study Jay Gould left about seventy millions behind him and his family gets it all As an exchange has it Mr Gould lived within his family and lived off the r rest st of the world Mr C. C H. H Savage was among our visitors last last week Mr Savage has been asked asked by by the r faculty to make suitable photographs of the museum laboratories library etc for exhibition exhibition tion at the Worlds World's Fair Following the deaths of ex President ex-President Hayes General Butler J Justice stice Lamar and Bishop Brooks comes that of James G. G Blaine So many great men passing away makes us begin to feel uneasy ourselves At the Delta Phi to-night to those present will willbe willbe willbe be fa favored ored by a piano solo by Miss Ida Rush and a vocal selection by Miss Ridges Everybody Everybody Everybody Every Every- body is invited The exercises will be held in Room 28 and begin at 7 30 Nelson and Sorensen sang before the Delta Phi not long ago They had asked for additional time to prepare themselves but it was refused They broke down in the middle mid dle dIe of the stanza but afterwards rallied and finished Next time they may have all the time they wan want t for preparation Mr D. D O. O Willey an aM old U. U of U. U student and first captain of the University battalion made us a visit last V Wednesday Mr Willey who is now sup superintendent of Davis county schools choos was accompanied by his brother I 1 E. E Willey Villey Mr Jo Joshua hua Terry Miss Lottie Fox and Miss Jo Joy They are all Davis county school teachers and with the exception of Miss Joy old students of the U. U of U. U Miss Maggie Snell has given a nice specimen specimen specimen men of fibrous gypsum to the University mu mu- seum Its structure is more coralline than that of the ordinary fibrous variety Mr J. J A. A Cunningham has al also o donated a very rich sample sample sam sampIe pIe of silver ore are The services of several of our University professors have hav been secured by the citizens of Ogden to deliver lectures before the University University sity Extension classes now being organized in that city The Delta Phi ball has come and gone but it was one of the poorest dances that has ever been given here Olsen was engaged to furnish furnish furnish fur fur- nish the music but he broke his contract and had some other musicians sent On the way down the base violinist who might have been able to drown the discord fell and broke his violin There was too much chalk on the floor which caught to the ladies' ladies dresses and gave them considerable annoyance The elegant elegant ele ele- gant dresses and bright faces of the ladies were characteristics of the evening Many of our 1 students were present 1 |