Show A WEIGH TO DECEIVE apropos to the recent weigh ball in vernal tho thi following M story from the ina aa r atonal tribune may be of interest I 1 the young men of Calif orala junction iowa low aMire ure meditating medi tatina with heaviness hen viness of t i hearal and i porker they wr 1 had a aiming chaining ch church sociable there recently cent ly where the young men bought the young indies by weight we dont understand der stand preciA precisely ely what this thia means but as it was done in a church aud and for the good of the church it must be all right but what astonished and grieved th tbt purchasers was the incomprehensible increase in the weight of the char charmers airy fairy lillians Lillian 3 11 whose stet step they aou ld have sworn would scarcely bend a blade of grass showed avoirdupois avor dupois like unto that of the fat woman in bi the sideshow girls that they had supported on their knees for lon hours without the slightest sense st nse of fatigue c brought down the scales like a hod of brick on a carriers ers shoulder at the top of the fifth ladder one young mau man who was an expert at guessing weights being a successful f ul stock buyer was sure his fascinating chick a bid ee would not weigh 0 over 90 pounds his eyes took on a cold sick look when the scales regist registered er e d Ms and he be had to fork over 5 for the church treasury he thought c his mind was going back on him and his business prospects ruined until overwhelmed by his misery the dear little deceiver confessed to him that she and the other girls had been thenis themselves olves down with flatirons t bags of shot and other ponderous articles which they concealed with feminine cunning r in the mysterious arious folda of their drapery women in iowa t selem to be like women everywhere else we suppose the california junction boys will take inea measures stires not to be imposed upon in the future |