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Show TRUTH yet what a little thing that was, now, ious to know how she will dance in wasnt it? them. The following bit from the ChiSt St cago Tribune is excellent when reDid you ever hear L play Cham- garded in favor of high heels I have cut to send to B and I copy it gave a lit now itforout inades Flatterer? L you. tle dinner the other night and afterDaughter, you ought not to wear wards we had some music and L those shoes. They will make corns on your feet. read our palms. After playing several How do . you know, mamma? listened to things atrociously, L By experience. I used to wear them my request and gave The Flatterer. when I was a girl. I let myself go a bit and interpreted. Did grandma tell you they would corns on your feet if you wore make How Chaminade could have written that and dared, to he her big, fat, oily them? Yes. self, surprises me. It is full of sarHow did she know? casm and soft voices; the rustle of She found out by experience, Just dance-timas I did. threads silks; the thrill of Hadnt she any mamma to warn it; there is a bit of choppy talk and over all and this all, the soft seduc- her against wearing them? Oh, yes. tive voice that compliments that flatBut she wore them, just the same? ChamiI flatters! should think ters, sure. be To must a have had nade waking up And you did, too? sometime previous to' composing that. Yes, that is what I was telling I was going to say, previous to rensoto the you. dering, but I leave that Well, if I ever have any daughters, ciety reporters. I ought to be able to give them a warnThey render, render, render, shoes from Both music, song and verse, ing against own my experience, oughtnt I? Until we pray to rend her Then she a hearse! put them on. Or order up Am I St St John, dear, hold my hands. talk flatterers to about I began pale? If any professor happens I insist on continuing. There is a come to your way, John, and attempts woman in this city who deals out this peculiar article in large chunks, and to tell you all about the nature and to your face. I dont know what she disposition of women, just tell him d says when you are gone. It is delight- this little story about ful to imagine sometimes, and as well shoes. It illustrates the eternal femiperhaps that imagination never equals the real thing. She has the face to sit nine' better than anything I know. It at a dinner table and go on something also serves to emphasize another fact like this: I heard the nicest thing which the learned professor will prob. Doctor M. said you about you, J not think about, i. e., the utter were the handsomest girl in Salt Lake, ably and Dr. M. knows, too. It is done uselessness of any mere man trying with an assumption of naivette that is to explain something about which he knows nothing. No man that ever ghastly. One wants to say, quick cur- lived thoroughly understood women, tain. In the meantime, poor Miss even not Thackeray, when he porwho is not handsome but wealJ the ubiquitous Becky Sharp, thy, sits and writhes and tries pain- trayed no man ever will. Besides, if and ever woman fully to be polite. If this would at once become unone she did, says anything to me like that I shalls It is like what Ella kill her. If you watch her meander-ing- interesting. Wilcoxs said about heaven through an evening you can go Wheeler the future life, that It was a and about afterwards and pick up her were labial offerings, for if anyone has con- great blessing men and women future prove the sidered her sayings it was but for the not sure, couldn't if for they could they moment, afterwards they were let fall condition, with ease. Heaven save us from such women! This And there Is another kind. is She really quite a kind, is literary. nice woman, good hearted, charitable, but she calls upon people with the regularity of a machine and always .leaves a card and she always says, Ah, somewhere in the conversation of the Lions The read have you chair her Lord? If the hostess grabs and hisses, Yes, she takes It as a compliment and proceeds to paint the high-heele- d e high-heele- d big-minde- d high-heele- 5 at once forget about it and turn JORDAN LODGES CELEBRATION. to something else. 0 woe is me, would that over I beheld the fair Ella. She About two hundred members of Jorwas so much mine to me before, now dan Lodge, No. 3, I. O. O. F., met at she Is so little. the Kenyon hotel on Tuesday evening St St All, my dear, I do miss you so! ast and celebrated, with the assistThese cold days the air carries sound ance of a largo number of friends, the in a lonesome way, and for some rea- thirtieth anniversary of the founding son the voices in the street make me of the lodge. It was a very pleasant think of you. What If you should affair, and was presided over by Harry come bursting in upon me, In your F; Evans, Past Grand Master of this glad big way, and I should feel myself jurisdiction. Past Grand Master Geo. caught into a great fur coat and know Arbogast, the only surviving charter the dear delight of your cold cheek member, was down on tho program for against my own? O it is a dream of an address, but was unavoidably abbeauty for my soul. You are there sent on account of a death in the fam-l- y in Washington, happy, feted, gay; I In the far oast. The menu was a am here In Zion lonely and theres very interesting portion of tho entera tear this minute on my nose! tainment and was an especially well ALICE. prepared and well served one It was: o- ATTENTION. PENNSYLVANIANS. All Pennsylvanians who desire to assist in arranging for the dinner which will be given as soon as we get the material from home, will please Dill pickles. Olives. call at Truth office, No. 241 South Brick ice cream. West Temple street (Western NewsAssorted cakes. paper Union building) to assist in.mak-in- g Fruit. arrangements .From the responses received this is going to be a hummer American .cheese. Salt spray crackers. Nuts. of an event. We have assurances that Cafe Noir. a couple of hundred of us will particito we order the are anxious and pate The literary program included good things to eat. Meeting will bo the following: Address of Welcome. C. M. JACKSON, held at 7:30. H. F. Evans. P. G. M.: The Grand Secretary Pro Tern. Lodge, W. IT. Bucher, Grand Master: o Louis The Subordinate Lodge, Much money is wasted In poor adPresident of the Republic Straslmrg, vertising. Last week the writer had of Tooele; The Sovereign Grand a programme in one of the local playG. O. Carbls. Grand Repro-tativhouses. It was 38 pages, mostly ads, Lodge," The Young Old Fellow, II. but what was most prominent, the G. Lawrence, P. G.; The Press, C. firm printing the sheet had eight large M. Jackson; Friendship Theodosius spaces, the theatre took many and Botkin. P. G.; The Rebekah P. A. dozens of spaces were blank. Where Simpkin, Grand Secretary. Christendoes the advertiser get off who pays sens orchestra discoursed excellent for space in such a volume? music during the evening. e; o A Daily Thought. . It is quite easy to form the habit of looking for beauty, for good, for happiness, for gladness, and, like the searcher for trouble and causes of disaster, we shall always find that for which we seek." .IN herally she moved over and placed off shut self so that a big picture hat the sleepers face, then she read without a tremor and took her breath naturally. St MEHESY St I went to a shoe shop with B the other day to help her buy a pair d shoes. She is going to of appear in The Dress Rehearsal that Mrs. King is putting on the stage at the Salt Lake theater next week, and because she is not very tall it occurred to her to try high heels. She said that it was like being on stilts. Still she I am cur persisted in buying them and MIND THE FURRIER high-heele- St St 1 lily, (?) until ten minutes have expired, then as though propelled by a she is up and gone. This piston-rod- , particular individual recently attended a club meeting and promptly went to sleep. Now nobody could object to her sleeping but ones sense of proThis priety is touched, sometimes. wotime, she sat right in line with the man who gave the paper, and the play of expression on the speakers face was interesting, to say the least. Fin- Bouillon en tasso. Fillet Halibut aux fines herbes. Saratoga chips. Larded tenderloin of beef. Mushrooms. Punch. Romalnc. Fresh lobster salad. Mayonaise. The Grand Encampment met in this city on Tuesday last. Officers were elected for the ensuing year as follows: Grand Patriarch, M. M. Beaver; Grand High Priest, P. A. Simpkin; Grand Senior Warden, II. M. Standish; Grand Junior Warden, W. J. Rose-veaGrand Scribe, W. T. McCanne; Grand Treasurer, Edward Pierce; Grand Representative, L. E. Hubbard. The encampment branch of the order Is in excellent condition and the prospects are exceedingly bright. r; St RIdgely Lodge, No. 9, .had another great session last Thursday evening, taking in two more new members. St This lodge Is growing very rapidly and the membership is first class. Owing to the fact that next Thursday is Thanksgiving Day, no meeting will bo held until the first Thursday in next month, at which time the officers for the next term will be selected. o Honor the American Hen. Permit us to indulge in a few cheers for tho American hen. As a student of the census figures has shown, the poultry and eggs produced and consumed In the United States last year were worth more than all the silver and gold mined in the world during the year. The egg and poultry product exceeds in value the wheat of the most procrop of twenty-eigh- t of ductive states the union. Let us honor the hen. She is an Important member of American industrial society. BRANCH AT BANKS' SOUTH MAIN TELEPHONE 1242 116 o KNUTSFORD HOTEL BUILDING TELEPHONE 436. One Survived. Webster City man refused 1,500 for a hog the other day. The hog died the next day at least, one of Herald. them dldr-JPwl- ftp j A |