Show s A shark recently caught in new york harbor had a flask find and a pack of orchards cards in till tili pocket A telegram woe was immediately sent to lo longbranch Long branch to inquire who was missing in tile tho oil country luge large qua a aties 0 of f gas kire are used for fuel Arnan A man who us uses it in lili ills cook was asked tile other day why lie lia did so anti and replied decabia Deca uia it splits so much lor than wood 1 young lady la there atly anything tIlIng that will remove a moustache from ft a girls lip there la Is A an 1 I ugly old oa nun fit in will es yank it away find sling iti 10 owner over tile fence but it will mill omo come there again you bet bat with pleading eyes site looked up front froin the plane i litno unit and aung aane call me your darling again 1 dut but lie refus ireful pil ell us its there were witti esies ies fi round and there is no telling when it a man will bo be introduced to it br breach a ell suit in III those days there Is s nothing that so takes tho tarch starch is out of a young man who has I 1 been sea wedded year vcr Is if to lo go to it store where there 1 ia a girl clerk that lie IB used to keep con conigan itan y with and inquire fur for those largo large nullity sa bety plug pills the thoughtful man haiblen hai been discovered lit in new jersy jeray beford lie died lie said raid to tho the undertaker when you put me ino on lee do no not waste liny any on oa my fret they have ul al ready been hoen frozen meyers awn hai a bad voice but it it nil it abo line humming a al latell oi of some somo song the other day clay ho he was waa milking to about himself b Ini self 8 that he would cultivate ili lili volee voice that right said gilderson plant it deep somebody slung a into it cider mill when ho if c w faint 3 1111 t looking find tile tho wild look 11 in that mails limits eye ec na its lie lay tangled tant lod upon tha the floor after drinking tile cider will kont the perpetrator of tile the deed to tile grave ravo tills this butter mr spicer told tile the dealer carried of the prize at tile farmers farin eia fair an and soth euln spat sat out 0 u t ll a taste of the compound and rk i c ed adi I 1 unless the prize wua wits a anchor and aad ilia chain cable I 1 should think tile tho butter could have carried it air easily 11 A drunken man at a temperance meeting mee ting the speaker tp eaker by 11 1 I bay rost erdo you iou think it agin gin sling filing dues it a fellow tiny any harm to io which tile lecturer replied wot not it life hie man slings the gin fur far enouch gh but when tile tho gin slings him ever zo so little then it does lie do harm au all old man with it a hend bead as desti tute lute of hair its as it a wit term elonen it a drug store anti anil told cold the clerk lie ho wanted a bottle or of fair restorer what kind of hair restorer tie do you prefer 11 1 I deckon ill have to tike take a bottle of red hair restorer that WAS the color it used to bo when I 1 wife waa it 11 boy A new york goat camo caino west with it a lot of poor children sent out to western homes home and tile llie ferdl faral day it ute ate a rollo mile of barbed wire alro felice land anil wanted more inore it la Is almost impossible to teach a new york goat to out eat grai grasi it or clover when lie ho has been brought brou glit up from earliest vari leet infancy on an camet rude tomato cans and wrecked hoop ekr skirts t S mrs says if men wear waar boots at all the boots booti li reach to the kimt aalst and bo be fastened by n belt bell that they should wear on collm collars but leave the throat threat hire bare thit that the pantaloon ii han tin contrivance tr impeding locomotion and catching dirt that it boiled shirt la Is a I 1 I 1 pity physiological s lolo glea I 1 and tile the hat of a mail Is the climax I 1 tty ty wo we should like ilka to MO a n raw man dronek droned after MM biri ideal they a debating club in Do Dad adwood wood list last week trio the fact that th it the tha president wa wits i it a dead shot arid and sat with two revolvers lit in eich each hand kept tho the society in comparative quiet while hile the questions quest ioni ought a in ill royal to beat four aces drift and Js it wicked mexicans on sunday WOM were debated but when they tackled the iho question que allon ought yola ou to lire fire when it a m inn rin reaches rei iches for lila life hip pOL kot or are you bound to wait till you see neo whether its ita a revolver or whisky bottle hes hals draw ing the president control them and five funerals WAS the result undo alden palmer fitt uttered e red n good reiny sensible sayings 0 of f I 1 ills I 1 ownard own and was tonj foul of quoit quoting ng t the h 0 1 in 3 of others one sentence that ho he often repeated v was as patience anti and perseverance will vill accomplish nil all things 1 one ona day fit ct tile he old lit mans mill in norway maine lie he repeated the old in good faith when mien a man who was waiting for a grist deputed him no bir air I 1 can tell you many things which patience pit tence and per perseverance can not accomplish Pr chaps aps you can replied uncle Bir garnier liter quietly but I 1 have hae never yet come across tile the thing namo name one will patience and per seve rancel ever enable you to carry water lit in a alevo 1 certainly they will how Is it ft to be ba ed I 1 uy patiently for tha yater water to freeze |