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Show " r 'At : ? ifle i ' feir and artistic Job Work Send your a Cpecialty. T7lN K lJi J u nd cot thorough both in prices and git a, i SUN shtnea fifty-two- ! for f2.00, It shines readers' faces every Saturday moruiug. 'Subscribe for it. THE to Tee Son jobTrintin satisfaction, quality. Hf &SSSR 'JVk. N fSsivSi? lCS0c. m 'l it j ' fo t VOL 8 tnoii OV18 . T SPANISH FORK, UTAH, SATURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBERj 26, 1892. t 5( NO. 26 . , fsni to CHEER, t Upi T ,,TOav OHh? nse of a ba law Notary Prmi AbD EPITOMYI8MS r"' The Dainestto Compromise. Gus do Smith, Im having a wretched time with my wife. We wrangle fears fully, and she's so wordy that she me every time," said Gilhooly, ' over-welm- Sfain Stmt, Office, list of Scissored and Sifted Down for Our Readers. recently, H Wo Not a Purciuucr, Colonel Lotts (of Boomville) Fivt years ago, sir, you could have bought tho bito of this city tor a mere thriving ' ' song. Visitor I couldnt. I cant plug. Harpers Bazar. - Weil, Gilhooly, these little pleasantries are not to bo avoided, it seems. Ilia Opinion. ,My wife and I have reduced them to ling Visitor Well, Johnny, I suppose youi A. MENERAY, M. D. science. She demands but two words uajally P. and I let her have them. fatlu r thinks the twins are something ' IN wonderful? BRIEF. a small Its concession, you see. (uleti PHYSICIAN and SURGEON I should think it was. I envy you, Johnny Yes, hut (m a confidential could lick em both together. whisper) Herds all calia day or night. do. Gus, I the pon soul, Oh, my by ' " f Douse. two are Judge. what words? the way, . Qfliqe atBoynck usV i Tho first and last. Texas Siftings. Utah. Items Of Interest Culled, Clipped and Not Froien Out, lint Burnt. panisli Cleaned from Various Sources Ip " o c(V Maud (to her wooer) Well, I hops to tlie Time of Going Trial of Suburban Lifo. ' mil i' i to Pyesf, papa didnt give you a cold reception. Mrs. Suburb Oh, my dear, that magIra. W. Kenwaed m. Warner. the k Bertie No; Jie gave me a roast nificent watch dog you brought home ARN ERA KEN WARD, ing, but it amounted all to the aamt yesterday Is gone I doar. Judge, citj thing. Good-bMi. ouburb Eh? Did he break the Silver 85c; lead $3 80. ' unto, c Attorseys-at-Law- . " chain? Modern Wanted Improvements. ) lie k Provo elects school trustees in a non came No; but an tramp Sinclair Uncle Tom If that Union of says Block, Office Rooms, around and acted so terribly that I lot marry you he will 6et us up In a nice partisan way. irioiis the Utah dog loose, but instead of tearing call Cleveland Grover not will hu little cottage. 'OTO, 0 ihdii extra session of Congress ns, says Lc, tho tramp to pieces he went oil with Eva No, I guess not; no Uncle Tomi h Fort him." it will greatly upset business. Cabin for m. Puck. f the ' Great snakes! It must have been tho the t i 1 SHORES, M. D., Elder D. II. Cannon, who died while same The Elrphant Walk Around. tramp I bought him of. N. Y. retur, nu his tnis'on some tlnee weeks ao, war . "Did you enjoy the circus, Weekly. rUYSICIAN AND SCROEON. Johnny? buried in Halt ske on Saturday lust. ve, Very muqh. 1 had a ride on a big How II Cam to Know About n I, It. The The Loguu Nation leather animal with a gnake on hh says; Attends all Calls, Day or Night, (Witness, were you present when aose. httit; Robert numerous, finnds of Puck, ipct k Darnes of Ilyde Paik will lie pained to Dio fight took place?" Utait I was. ct irrli I Jealous. leran of liis di alii wb'eli occurred hi, Will you please explain how it haps; jet. f.'Tirhlns Is still cursing the census. Wednesday morning at I o'plock. The ime 1 funeral will tie bcld at Hyde Puik pened?" Why?" ' I was sitting quietly at a table it in b It embraced his wife. Jury. on at two p. m. Ftidty alifornia bakery y to drinking beer when, without my seeing Tin compi (tow visible nearly overhead him, a fellow cumo up behind mo nl tlr and ' A Consistent Artist. Bakers' snd It is usual smashed a beer mug all to flinders on ,nh Bread, Pies, Cakes, every evepu g is a dvenct Miss Pear White I wish yon to Fresh made It' lent on d Daily. three after oiirervatuma Confectionery the top of my head. That's what called paint my ifv b portrait 'Wedding and Birthday nights for usirotmuiera to compuio the my attention to tlie affair, Texas Dobbins Pm sorry, madam, hut I Qakes a Specialty. omit giviog is 'approximate dm Siftings. j can't do it. Ion tlm and motion. Kno:! sure Lawrence Johnson, Rropr. I Mi-Pearl White Why not? n Speedy Trip. for Arranging fi loVt fatlul in this inMunei tiny tally t8 meisU Fork, Dobbrs I never copy other pa'nt-lngLecturer Now you?re (to hackman) NotWItlielHniilllg lltl i;i in t.t alii v tlm Puck. Sure your liorsca arc Id goo I condition? iiiolion wlucii imlii ate a gieul (Imtanet Hackmau mo sir. Trust for Oh, tin It i.n yes, most ci ti u Sue ( I'Uit. iptp.esaion j D. CASH, that tnia Comet ta nei.r ut mot no-- eg that j iCat' Ive been rescued from a waIt's only proper for yon to know la ilireCtlv towraida i tier at i two j r m; )v nine ncpur.il eundU.ei.nct that when I got through my lecture I tery Attorney at Law cannot In easily x,iiio.l eA- -i nice .ou!ig men thi summer. like in leave to a hurry." Helen Well, you can't marry them upon Him llu- ti i Fust, llo.v n i What time shall I expect yon, sir?" all. Room 15, National Bank Block. not discovcren ".appen that it VUmI ah well that will depend a Itit n easily vi, Itelortf It iiill-- t Kate I can't? Chicago la my native UU deal on the audience. b Texas city. w dm fore o good enoiiiilit it ibln . tong ovo, Judge. Ioilml fU epi IS with tin Siftings, ( Ver ll t gie L rtrasnnt Ienonxltti. Sinai eat l I. s opes or veil an ateera The Odde Against Him. Mr. Smith You must have been puttmilseovertt. alt oppettllolM opera glass I dont feel right about going la C. BAILEY, alcohol on your lips they're so it m retortid to Imve And agniu ting said Chillson m front of red. Beeyor, there," in apparent diameter fiom a mcreas-tphysicians house. Mining of Mrs. Smith You rousthayeheen puttniniltt and sin it five thirteen Public. apace Land, tti ivart Pshaw! lie's one of tlie best doctors to alcohol between your lips your its d ecu vi rv, w Ini It appear ting Coffin Coles. in the Attorney. city, replied is nose so red. Munsey's Weekly, that its distance fmiii pa la h ss th.tt (know; but look at his sign Nino spares promptly Mineral Applications half wtiut it was wlnn it was fiist to one.' A Flax Kulnli g. fur Patent aud for nil Agricultural een. Well? Wishlcts Wo had a ling raising In tnnda. Makes Maps, Tracings Well. I don't talco any such chances front of our house the oilier lay. Children Not Wanted. and Deeds. Draw sail kinds as that Puck. - Come Seeker (looking at highly decGetting patriotic? of agreements. Articles IBishlots Oh, no, there was a leak In cerof Incorporation, orated flat) These apartments are Tull of and they had to take up Searches titles, tainly elegant; hut the windows are too ' Wlints tho matter with you two fel- the watcrpii sidewalk. etc. Brooklyn Eagle, of them out etc., fall would for Pensions, low. Children Applications lows?" said a patrolman to two tramps. killed. and . , get wash yourselves? "Why dont you to U. 8. Land office, Room 2C0 .1 teriiiiUn Anil jus. Janitor Yes'm. Vv cs too busy, explained one. landthe nisMamma I mpnj.j this' young Do think Utah. Dome Seeker P. 0. box 1280, Salt Lake City, you what? at Busy lord would object to having bars across? Scourin tho country," said the lady you are ii love with U of some old family? N. Y. Yesm. Weekly, Janitor other, with a broad grin. Cleveland good Van Rcnty Oh, yes, mammal Ono Voice. ' t Kind of Instrument lie rlayed. 'I of tho oldcbt in Chicago. Puck. Ulailmin Tim. Tommy Will you please play someSound Advice. Four times in my lifo I have been MRS. LOIS CLARK. thing now, Mr. Spriggins? said tho 'unlettered" Brethcrn." do I I dear lived." boy, glad that Hprlggins Why, my Dealer in Dry Goods and Notions, western preacher, l;ir.incsn m what Instrument. four? not Only any play iho'i and Ladies Underwear, Boots, Yes; once when I wan married and makes tho pantaioonu of lifo bag at tho Tommy Oh, Mr. Sprlggina, I heard ton, Ladies and Childrens Slippers, that last yon the other three times when I got my knees and puts n ft! ige around the bottell mamma night idles Dress Goods, Groceries, Tin-ir- papa toms of tho logs. N. Y. Herald. went iff on a toot Boston Her- divorce." J udgo. often etc., etc. , ald. anauerod Hopes, A Clrrumutsnce. I buy direct from the East or West - Father Suspicious "And has Mlsj Amateur given up her Different. fte (Binful Whats that noise in tho next fence all goods sye sold cheaper thno theatrical aspiration-- ? Why, I thought Rembrandt Daub You should not room? I defy competition in t cheapest. alio was wedded to her ortt he discouraged, my boy. If the academy Mother want I It's singing Bobby snd ulity prices. Oh, no; it didn't even go so far os at) didnt hang your picture; art is long. to o an angel, dear little fellow. Puck. SrAKiii Fore. . Main Street, what Thats Just Palette1 engagement!" Father Well, you better go and eco Hogarth makes mo tired; art is long, and I am what lie Is up to. Texas Siftings. It Nilurtllr Follows. short Judge. Mr. Blooburapcr Young Mr. Ilan-he- r SwcrttlM. Is a fatalist x Comes dt roolUhneee Where the LORENZO THOMAS, Mlsa Askin What kind of a' sack U f Blooburapcr Yc. he La reading med"I think these typewriter Jokes are that which Miss Dasher is wearing now? icine, you know. Phihidolpma Press, awfully foolltih." Miss Swccte I don't know what ani"They ore for a fact My wife comee mal it cornea from, but she colls it seal. ofllco once a week ever since the N. Y. Press. f Her 1'oysl 1'ravogstiv. Urrics full lino of samples of For to tho Mun-cy-a Mrs. Fadiht ihy (a woman of faahon) them." printing began papers gw snd Domestic Goods. Clotbiog assure you, doctor, I am worn out Thh An E Weekly. tdt to hot Utah midi Fork, it 'm tie of IV1A CRBBR, President. JOHN JONES, Supcriniendevj frk $ ?mm good-natured- oricinailties tlie VI .91819 fc oo Up : y, 1 ugly-lookin- g lilt j, l I. fi biT Sio' Manufacturers of Bit-Im- P . inw-iny- 1 , MAMWIESS 9 Boots and Shoes, -- Dealers in s ! 1. 111 s. I gt-- f.ict-w-lii- o'-,-- g - ! I I . - pre- gwidV GROCERIES: , l j Dn-lne- v. Hardware," Clothing, Fui niture, Fancy Notions, Farming Implements, Roller Mill Flour, Grain, Etc, 7 o es-- Next n Store. Chicago e, 1 - ii tailor, The 1 .f-p- order on short notice. . Workmanship and Fit Cuaran-p- i t i Aw Orljlnal Poet Is Ilagglcbnry original in his writings?" I curry a full lire of ettkcLtncnts ot Very. lie writes sonnets of a column In length and all his quatrains agtr Bowing Machines. have i lines. "Life. tted. The w. D Snell, Geo. O. Gilbert President. D. EMotiky, Cashier. KB AN K-- i - - ! tcroM-G- eo. iJSl Itdsreit Pa!H t H't D.Bnell, John Jones J. 8. Thomas, Geo. C) FORK, . UTAH Chicago TribtiML it ,.r i I it v. is !rv o asps tUIIS,' iistxl'! i i.'u'v !"t m; (,u i have hidden them et.u worn them at all? i.ii'tti oiu'i', and the moment te, i.t 'u:.d k iW them he rushed off to n . . t r Thu next morning he took the f i 'tb'.. I nhn'nt wear them again uult ut hu backslides." N. Y. Weekly, . i Well VocU ah why 1 not change one of Ute B Fowor, IMOR PA0IFI 0 SYSTEM p LOC Ills Did. ; Hurlsy AU w Ives don'i beat their husbands with roiling pins, do thet ? Burley No; aomo use a brwm. Llvkt n& ft. Xu -- C-ft-H- ID coins OOINO SOVTU. ports No. I. No. i a. tn. p. m stations. 7;40Lv. 8slt Lake. Ar. 6.1? No. 8. No. 1. p. m. a. m. 1:23 t t trated. your m od, tuod am! That oreroRutires of womsa.-iliro- er's We hud anwell, tho motion docs. two gents aboard of us last trip. One of em was a lawyer. My grief, wasnt he done up, though! 'T'other wasn't hit There he sot smokin' as calm as kitten. Ho was n high-ujodge, golu' down to hold court. '"Can I do anything for you? says ha. "'Yea,' gasped the seasick one. I wish your honor would overrule lids motion.' Torouto MU, $25,000 paid on time deposits. man wo call btm still, sa its was biown up f a powder-mill- . Toe Boon. ' Well, did yon pick the winner of the Mudd handicap?" Yes; but 1 picked him before he ripe." Buck. . genersl bsnklog business. ,01 fortlga exchange bougl t And for ot having to think out new forma ot social smusemeut for my own particular sells moat trying. 1 am mentally prow m alter gust The following story was told by an old sailor to Samuel Adum Drake, and should be appreciated equally by those who love and those who loathe the thing they call the sea. Moat alius makes more or leas folk es SrANJSU FORK .CAPITAL we found of Larry McQaa, nrbomlieswestleallcd 1oUuoVs best Beyond tho Judgo Here. Ham h. r Mrs. Cnchango-s-Wolvare said to be giving the people of India a great deal of trouble, Mr. Onchango They cant keep them from the door, 1 suppose. ruck. u OF FOR 10.-0- 7:03 10:00 Ar. 0 .10 11 :69 Lt. ONLY $3.00 PER YEAR. 8p.Fork.lv. 7:161:47 Juab. D. X. Ar 6.901:45 Bcblit, Gcal Ageot, Salt Lake I |