Show 0 WELL NOW an rnrcafcoiiablc Disagree hnt able Discontented Picture This Is V A woman must manage to dress well seventyfive cents a week snaps the 011 T iwcll 7ilIe and she must not be vain inl she1 must be kind to the poor and JP must go regularly to the sewing so meetings and be ready to dress i > t i0js and make tidies t and aprons for lunch fairs She must he a good cook mil miH he able to do up her hus iuiuli1 shuts K > that the Chinese washer JllUl would groan with envy and gnash Ins teeth with tile same holy passion at sight of thC111 flic must always have the inuseulmc buttons of the family sewed on so they Mill never come oft while in use and she must keep the family hosiery so that nobody no-body < l would ever mistrust there were toe m the stockings while they AUH on She must hold her Hli in constant readiness to find > un tlnng her husband has lost and a nun never knows where to find Inn tiling He I will put his boots carefully Iar on the parlor sofa and when he jus hunted for them half an hour he ttill suddenly appear to his wife with a rounliMiance like an avenging angel and Kmuil what in thunder has she done with ins hoots She must shut all the dou after her lord and master and like l1 ietheburcau drawers for a married nun AUS never known to shut a drawer It ould he as unnatural as for a hen to for recreation go Iii swimming re r She must go to bed first in cold weather vo a to get the bed warm Her husband l if lie bo a wise man never asks Jier to do tin Oh no out he sits to just finish tint piece in the paper and waits until she hal got the sheets to a comfortable U > mi > erature Ah theres a great many tiiikb in the trade of living together A woman is expected to take care of the baby eveii after the first infantile wonder bus multiplied into a round half dozen And if he doubles up with the colic or trials of cutting teeth or the necessary evils of mumps or measles and whoop msrcoiijli and scarlet fever and rash mill throat distemper and short sleeves and too much candy and bad temper why her husband tells her that he dUes wish fIie would try and quiet her baby and lie says it too as if he thought she alone was responsible for its being in ex bPncp and as if she was considerably to blame for it too I And when she has the headache no I body thinks of minding ita woman is always having the headache And if she is nervous enough to fly nobody shuts I the door any quieter and nobody tucks her on the lounge with a shawl over her or coddles her to death as a man has toUt to-Ut coddled under such circumstances We might go on indefinitely with the troubles of being a woman and if there I is a man who thinks a woman has ana l an-a y time of it why just let him pin on I a pound of false hair and get inside a pair I of corsets and put on a pullback overskirt over-skirt and be a woman himself and see how he likes it |