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Show Spring Has Sprung; Work to Be Done With this spring's shy entrance and a vacation vaca-tion on its way for (bedraggled) students the .s old task of spring cleaning is inevitable. There are a few things (we hope) which can stand a little cleaning and overhauling f such as an article carried around by the female fe-male species a purse (some call it overnight over-night bag). However, the most important article, because everyone has one, is a locker. Definition of locker the little metal box you dash to between classes; open, grab the first thing that falls out; slam, and merrily dash away, on account of maybe the door will break from the load it's holding before you leave. . . Trouble is what you want never falls out first. There upon you coin an excuse such as (quote) "Lost my locker keys and couldn't get my assignment." Well, for the good of all, why not clean out said locker? Carefully open it and hold- ing all of the things in remove them one by one. As a patriotic kid if for no other reason, reas-on, you should get rid of the papers give them to National Defense Headquarters. Next take all of the pretty Petty pictures down and replace them with nice new ones. Then there was that time you got so studious and evacuated the book store and library of books naturally you've come to your senses about that, so return them. Remember when you got so conservative? Well, there are all the paper sacks you carefully wadded up and threw in and those notes from (censored). What did you ever see in him anyway? We're to the second layer by now and ooh there's that crusty dry old sandwich remains of the Social Arts pot luck and that stalk of corn treasured from the Barn Dance. He was goodlooking, wasn't he? Now stack them all up and oh! oh! . . . so you finally found that old gym sock you've been missing. Well, it's so dirty, even the moths had to get the grit ground out of their teeth. Well looks pretty good. |