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Show Bomb, Bullet, Shell, That's an Air Raid, Run LikeOh, Well 1. As soon as bombs start dropping, run like . (It doesn't matter where as long as you run.) Wear track shoes if possible, then if the persons per-sons in front of you are slow, you won't have any trouble getting over them. 2. Take advantage of opportunities afforded when you hear air raid sirens. For example: (a) If in a bakery, grab some pie or cake, etc. (b) If in a tavern, grab a bottle. (c) If in a movie, grab a blond. 3. If you find an unexploded bomb, always pick it up and shake it, the firing pin may have stuck. (a) If this doesn't work, throw it in the furnace. fur-nace. (The fire department will come later and take care of it.) 4. If an incendiary bomb is found burning in a building, throw gasoline on it. You can't put it out anyway, so you might as well have a little fun. (a) If no gasoline is available, throw a bucket of water on it and lie down you're dead! (b) The properties of the bomb free the hydrogen hy-drogen from the water causing rapid combustion. combus-tion. (In fact, it will explode with a great big BANG.) 5. Always get excited and yell bloody murder. It will add to the fun and confusion and scare the. little kiddies. 6. Drink heavily and eat onions, ' limburger cheese, etc. before entering a crowded air raid shelter. shel-ter. This will make you very unpopular with the crowd in your immediate vicinity. 7. If you should be the victim of a direct bomb, don't go to pieces lie still and you won't be noticed. ! 8. Knock the air raid wardens down if thev start to tell you what to do. They always save the best seats for themselves and their friends anyway. |