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Show , THE SUftDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JANUABY 10, 1928. tkilA TWO NEWS L FEATURES' PRESS .COiLlENT ' ""T RHYMES; t L OTr i a weekly in aiirf In 1322; Tublia.edtfi lie ii 0- hiiHuing. oil 8mitb First West street, irovo, Utah, every Tuning, by carrier in Prpv, cwpi SiTWrilny, and Sunday nioruing. Uiiu U(rM. in,jarJ. ren). Pro Btwh, and Pleasant view. A&jtom ;!a'M!s:if whMever rmture shou'd be made lit once. Telephone 05. iiulwvd second fJfcStiiatter at the postofflre in Provo, Utah. - Business Of fje Telephone -- ,.,.06 '', rJ . , ...107 Eilihiril,IiJiuouaTeleiilibnrT;,rj,f, ' TKRM& OF SUBSCRIPTION .: ..V. . . . ....:40c .. . : Deltier-by v4ar:. per nmtith .. .. .;. .$4.50 lfe ivet-et by cnrrer. per rear. In idvnn-- e .$3.50 Delivered by Midi fa Utah Miinty. vpr year, in Advance Delivered by niall Suites, outh'de Itab county, per year, tn . ndvanee , .. . .......-.- $4.50 , All 11 ...... ...,.......'.. ! ...... In not sdvertislng ropy for tin current issue must be later than ' o'clock, n. m. Gaining and Losing a little The world does not move, after all. We have farther alone the path of progress than our recent ancestors, If you don't believe it. consider the following: The other night a flaming meteor, glowing: liKe a giant skyrocket, swept across the eastern sky, trailing a great arc-- of fire behind ttusitped through the darkness, it ap peared over New York city and shot northward, and was seen V: by thousands allthe way to the Canadian border. Three hundred year? ago that sight would have put tne 11 piocjc a tne i mi. .a pusxmaiatni iwanixantuug ? Husbands are a load to wny. snprjjg ' - s -- -- - - ,t . ttiA the fanaral dlrertor a pared , a negro funeral , - - I t.-neacfe - x e h me;.-ll- - VTi t- i"lt oomTTell 1 per dozen i;,$l-0194 WEST- CENTER 0 - - fuh.of nonsense. ' FRED EVAS. Notary Public. ir I . . - . : 9 IT fTlirC Iff I . i I 1 1 s . t ." . JSV f iv ... - - r- ' i - I I - ' v " I . ' i, I I I . i ....... ..i. II iwf That SS tng ease and convenienca tha thrfilinf aenaa of com, pleta mastery of your car and of every traffic ittuatiotv Law Sadtn. H09i; Cmr Tmmmi tmar-Whrn- Dm that you experience ia hsmdSuif The New-Da- y ' Jewett Sedan. ' i. - The New-Da- y Jewett ia the fia product of yeaxa of fine Paige engineering, bnrornerable refinementa and', new-da- y features reveal themaelva in every angle of , performance in awifter accelaratioo, tmoother eaakt ; brake action, instant response- to- yoor guidance, in vision, roominess, comfort And, above all, ia thia car's tremendously greater uMfnineaa an ability to go. anywhere, under any conditions, et amy tiiMtbat wiQ ' be new in your entire motoring experience. Proof of tns swaats you k the or itself, . V ( Lmm HjHrmato tmiP;fr Imdudrnd mnkout Irate, MHiwH PTtemmf m a. Datratt. mr attm. Jawatt ear may ba partauad am ttma, uraKIm thrayfh ana at - - . Superior Motor Companv Phone'14 Provo,Utah TOM SIMS SAYS 1 - The height of something would be driving through CallforniiTwith a Florida pennant on your car. Hunt the bright aide. If you had few more friends maybe thej' wquld borrow your" moneyr' a . management will cut away down on expenses to avoid a repetition of. the present unpleasant experience. Before .the .war the capital waa accustomed to these long summer recesses and Its hole! men and others mude due allowances for them. Dating, however, from the bitter part of 1!14, Congress sat almost continuously" until Its March,, 1925, adjournment Not that there literally were no breaks in the perfonn-ani-but they were short nothing like sine months and a little ever, or It years, rather forgot wiiat it was' like to Jbave the capitol taad lng empty- for; a prolonged stretch and some of them neglected ta their business change gearing promptly enough when the lawmakers left for borne last spring. Tha Shoreham isn'i the only enterprise which; has' suffered in conseaence, ' though it's the most consplcnoua via those e, The coal situation could be worse It would be awful if 36 inches made a jcoal yard. v ff l$ koo-pa- ' - .yf' ..... frf- ii iu 1, rwr wss- s- - i I r&rxj$t Wtl'WilWi uJ77rrr-M6&'- A fr--: , - '. IrcOttmM .. Vww. M'4f Prolonged Recess of Congress Tough On Capitol Business L turn;: sm nswx'fi.- - - -- . By CTIARLES P. STEWART NEA Service Writer. WASHINGTON Just to Illus trate what smash a Jong Congressional recess plays with business 'in one drove the Washington, tbe-lavery old, widely known, extremely fexcluslve and really historic Shore- hant Hotel tnte a' rereiyera hiinda. The establishment was running alopg In perfect peace and prosperity until Congress adjourned--earllast March and is making money again since it convened early, in December, but It got so far behind Interval thnti. during the it conlduf meet Its current bill and a recetvershlpwainecesaary ' ;to avert legal proceedings which would have wrecked the property permanently. ' " Hfpr fO'f ...::;:;..,.$W tton lull -- - i4JPJ j DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH Bu W La Gordon. - m ME :; -;: The aoto help's iiniple. With -- tie maay autoe you have to keep on dean underwear in case you go to the hospital. :....'-.I-T.r :-- MM Wash-Ingtonia- ';. one.' vv.' rto , ' 10 ....... ..$Lt - "To I V I . ; Clara : Did her father, give the bride away? Clarence: He thought he did; but I notice she's back with her WORDS 'OFTEN - MISUSED: husband living at, the. old man's ex Don't say "who did you think it ' ' itSr-aoo- . ibs : pense. was?" Say '"whom." . Dried geet Pulp . :;r.vvv;-;ltl,U- f iiTOi-'iOFTEN MISPRONOUNCED: yi.-,;.;Mf100 lbs.-; Pronounce the oo Coupe. .J. as ih "school," the a. as In ?'pay," Whole Corn . M ' accent on last syllable. ioo n8. OE? yA Kj NO-NOISAM : Believe. OFTEN MISSPELLED 1 14 Fine Ground Cora W , Not el. PALL . NtX TTmL V-r-- -7- 100 lbs. flf- reSYNONYMS: wages, Salary, ME OJlO! FIRST VfcilU! : ;.. . . Corn Cracked . al; muneration, pay, compensation, . 100 jba.- lowance, fee, recompense, stipend, - ' POO4Crt OH OE. payment. y Mill Run .White WORD STUDY : ' "Use a word KlOSt fcOEK NO" 100 lbs. three times and it is yours." Let KkJOM VAT l"fEU I Whole Barley ',ua increase our vocabulary by mas " ioo tering one word each day. Today's flfl" word TURBULENT ; tumultuous ; , PaCiUU Chop. Barley . . . ; . . . agitated. "At last we crossed the 100 lbs. . ... f)4fV tnrbulent river.''- - ""Visions of IU '. RoUed Barky . .', i hi turbulent mind." s tfli hiJU Whole Oats . . . 100 lbs. ; r)nA Chop Oats ... '. . , . , 4iUU M ' '100 lbs. n 4ft fioied Oats f. . . . . pZi I U 100 lbs. , is-.- ' .B..1I1 Lay Mash . 100 lbs. Chicken Feel ,.10 cents per 100 lbs lessTon above items m5U0 lb. otsorover. .i " I5 X IV ill mci fnn , $ilu IS, 1 WASATCH PRODUCE CO. 34 So. 4th m. ; y- ' - i " I j I a W v' Phone 84 IM 8 1 nine-mon- th . " . 995 , Dm Edward Long says an empty bead la always l JOTTV WrnKIXDSEMIAXr: fuhscribed and Bwoni to before 1) I n uury UH?, thijL Stlcda - IEVS ; fyfW . -- - to. ' 1031 - I tv ia something new ia motoring! It ia th THERE enjoyment tha bcoanrjarably great ar drivA Kcd Postage Stamp SdtDoBiouiss. e ' J i lb glt k "11I1tAJ vV t aa 100 lbs. 1 price.trA nice FolderPhoto J II II II " lilt M a ib. - 1 - s. Prv. Li s.s. i Housekeeper, matrimony Call L. Carter, Box 8, view. -- Mtr--- ;- MADIA I J'Did yon hae any difficulty when you were In Paris In getting people - ta Understand youf ". "NoL except! when J told them I waa waiting for change,".. . IVIMM. 1 fif litiih, t'Ouuty ut I tab. On this Rth day of January, A. 1)., L')2t!,4)crsou;ill.v JipHred liefore me. John .Will ism Helndseluuia, and on bping bv me ays that the foregoing stateni'iit ls true and correct. - V. BY WILLIAMS m wiirmakeSta'mr- j- Phonos for 20 days only at '.this U m - , WILSON. PJ1-'y- N' - J-;- .'; School days, school days, dear old correspondence school days, Business Management and.. Higher Accountancy and Aeronautics, Taught to the tune of a stamp yon lick. Ton were my queen In crepe de ' . Chine, I was your sheik in a tin mach.ne, When yoo- wrote. case, "Clip coupons, old Bean7 When we were a couple of morons. N ar BUCHANAN STltDlO , 4 W-- It' a pnppy love that hound yon for a while and then go to the doga. " OUT OUR WAY - aon, Hie Utt'e - l9l' Cirr"- l Gire ma that to make me atop! . - And pow to my dreamy .fancy Comes a vision of sacred love, Sweet as the breath of evening Pure as the air above, .. Of that 'which to me is dearest . Of all that. I hold In life A group of affectionate children "A cozy home and my wife. - GJve me punch, and Tim, and pep. Whether lt'a liberty or rank treaa- - Scientists, after lorn; and exhaustive study, have found, that the way to eliminate the odor of onions from the breath is to refrain from eating onions. . I . Many people who have ceased to believe in Santa Clans continue to believe they can win In Wall atreet. s me-jai- id Worry me not with rhyme and retv wash-ladae- All iif the worry and trouble And cares of the busy day Are mounting "the wings "of darkness And silently speeding away. . TheniurBiur iifrjwkmabout me As I H, wilh iuy eyeildsctoscd, ' Lulls me into oblivion to jGiyeaj jmesweet repose. -- -- Among tha new rich, theaa days ire the bootleggers and the Ku Klux . - State . . A' IV II i Earl Foote says if you will work for others as you would like others work for yon, you'll never be but f 4ob jK aniMlnunu In clouds' of soothing incense - . - ' MM I'll! . care Newa Both ia same Issue Champa, Texas, Star. Into, the gntherli.g dnrkness Of the fast Hppi'JH'.cMiiR night, Plunges this .iron monster Swift as the eagle's flight, While here in the dingy MiioKer ient to collect damages from the ronjl company, lie tiilil me to tell ithp story that the "lmll" h'ld Imkctl '(CoBtinued From Pase tlm.) !me in the far to. winrfYfr found me; in j thaLfhis would then lie published f earned, was AO. Hedges, took its ; the papers, he woald then, find out I hut of the Ice bunker of the V. F. E. where I was and come to me. 'His sole Idea in getting me to ar and told us that there was tin , kvork for us west of that point and tell thin story wax thinking that If wel we could make th'n stick, story ns to hat the best thine for dp to collwt damaces .came. wonld lie able kaa to return to where-wHe rom.. We had. no money to pay from the, railroad company. I told me that if rur fare and at alxmt T p. in., tln rc threatwd !Ih lie. Mid hei I ,''di didfuor just Kvaa an east, liiml ireijnu train lulled out f the yard; Wliclt this wouhl sometime find nie and get thetTgot out of the car aud down by 4he.deKit '.the train canie was with locked the door. When I wait found me . wcarlne that, , lie blue-- overcoat, whose nnmp I do in this car in the 7ard at Proro on t I 1 liot know, ran along side the train tlie morning of Jnniiarv 5, 192f, I kv kite. the train aw in nutim and told them I was Buffering very bad irtished a car door open iinil we Iwtth ly with, jheumatism and had been ot Into thia empty box cur. wfiht Flm' '" tlle car l Lfls- VeuafrrXOTv Jaanary- 1, the Intention of going back to Salt iTyTTTailroaaTT'fnceT, tluiii-door lLake City. fool uori 'After thej train had proceeded and that i had uot had drink during this time. " pome distance the fellow with.', the at storj- that I tnld the pul-bine overcoat told mc.that he would bet out of the car, tellins me that ruv(, wnicn was pumianeu 111 inci rne erns 1 rs. he Would lock me In. the of- wlien .1 .was found.; Jn. the'iocked locked in the car by a railroad iind had beenvln the ear aince ar, I was then to teH the story ficer hat I bad. been put In.this car by a January 1st -without food or. drink, j "railroad "bull", and b is alcnlmely- falne. I lmarded the a wa loiHMl-iat tboughrth:! Wis "wrram 1tr ijnfrtPt hi that I company with the fellow wear ing the blue overcoat at alxmt- 7 p. ni.,Jainiary 4th, 192(V, at Lynndyl, rti'h. I and tbe'other ai:m with me got on thin tni:'R and Intu the empty box car at Lvndvll of our own ac the cord and Tve did this to officer thell1 n that it, w:ould lie illflieult to finill Vork. by aolng any further wet. " . i Drunken Babyonian guide aeeinf nebochadenezsar eating graaa: ' "And here yon here the Babylon.' J banging gardenv in '"' Then in through the. open window The .tuuitiltr.iiry swells To the ahrh-tf It? lucmirotlve ::lTo the cliuig of the brasea bells. the old. 1'-- I L, rvv. jw f 1 'j - "Shall wa dancer -LirtV alt thla one' out" I kicked In the chin last time." Carter. Wasted The rattle, roar and tumbling Noise of the-- rushing train G"iVM"tgmyMhiroie' imBTOBsioa"' " Of a ilenuiBwracked with pain. ."-- - - . virtr, - llk tSjC houldld.ff ' ' - Albertlna Carter Baying left my bed and board, I hereby serve notice that I will no longer be re sponsible 'for her billa, (Slgned L. Seated at ease in the smoker In the haze of a good cigar, I. gaze thru the open window At the landscape near and far. The softening shades of twilight Give way to a somber gloom While over the eastern mountains Teeps the golden harvest moon, ir 15c per dozen x2 doziin 25 cents ; ' the" H WASHINGTON tIVH'ilH Wf Just when doea the bride leave off and the wife begin? Homeward Bound.. '. t I I :r- - CONSPIRACY " : i II III . -- la'womas and not the wrougal her that dl L II'. ' - Jt Richard, James or Harry carry and alone the damsels walk. "Wt'D. b strictly independent, sticking to. the spinster game; , we'ishalL have careers' resplendent, copping coin, collecting fame; so the maidens cry in chorus j "prizes great are before us,- yappjhg suitors only bore us, matrimony ia a shame." "It is good: this noble hunger, for distinction and for yen; U Is good whiiegiris are younger tnan tney u ever De again; u-i'good and fine and gritty to pervade the noisy city, looking with .a sort of pity on such cheesey skates as men, Mtn ire useless, tawdry friskert, dancing down the mundane scene, and they run to noxious whiskers, and they smell of .nicotine; and they wish to be the bosses,, to be juggernauts and josses, and their wives are total losses, working for a handout mean. But the girls are growing older every time the whistle shrieks, and, as.years are growing colder,: men don't seem such frightful freaks; husbands might be worth the owning when the winter winds are moaning' and the lonely hearts are. honing for a chum, and no one speaks." Soon the eventide is nearing and the maidens look behind on the empty, vaia careering, .shoddy prized .dreary grind; they are lonely, they. are weary, and there, are no husbands cheery to console and call them, ''dearie," rwith a loving smile and kind. 77-T countryside into a panic. It would have been accepted, almost universally, as a portent or symbol of wrath and destruction. Thfc entire nation would have waited, trembling for a war or earthnnaVe or Dlflpue to TofloW find devastate the country. As it was, what happened? Well, a lot of people admired ' the meteor's beauty and that was all. : ; So. you can see. we have advanced. W e are not airaid of n phenomenion that would, have inspired universal terror a short time ago. Unf ortrnately, nowever, we have not "advanced quite far oue'h. If we have lost our ancestor's fears of unimportant thincs. we have last ThW faith We don't tret ina panic at1 a meteor: but we don't go through life, as they did, juled with a sense-o- f its importance and meaning, with our thoughts on the welfare of our own souls.,. That is understandable', because fear, it would seem, is a preiude-perha- ps a necessary, prelude to worship. Man arid strange and toverfuI;' full ofinflufnces and currents that may crush him; so he kneels and "finds A comfort in religion And now, having stripped the world of its old terrors, we are more ignoring our temples. We are becoming Epicu reans, in the worst sense of the word. We decline to worry our souls because we know what causes the lightning. This condition will not last lone thoueh. For when we grew really educated and intelligent, instead of only half educated and half intelligent, we shallTinderstand that science, in destroying our Old fears, has only given us new ones. . 'Don't you believe it? Buy a handbook on astronomyt then, and readof the universe as a. black vacancy, mconceiv ably immense, interspersed with pin points of light which are suns like ours; read of man, for all his skyscrapers and radios and airplanes, as a helpless mite on a fly speck in a comer of heaven s map a faint glow thrown 011 by a dying emoer poised in eternal night and then ask yourself if, alone and . unaided, you are not afraid to front it. We are m the period now. Presently, however, we shall realize that we. no less than the biggest stars, are fundamental parts of this vast scheme ; that what. ever may be in storefor us when thr curtain rings down is going to be ihe best thing that could happen to us y that there is a faith,, after allj that will support us even in the face of the new terrors with which our scientists jiave replaced " I A I f I CTbirt x - at II 14 SINGLE BLESSEDNESS maids are frowmr older with each ticking of the 43T1II rnov rrww rna TFimn tnmimsF rn t no nvnra omntr ' imr Rasiimson " -I v--- WALT f- - MEMBER .YEW8PATER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION MEMBER UNITED TRESS ASSOCIATION .'"..-' I" I' II l 'hi Established - m I T l - I 1 1 Aril nde pendent Newspaper X. 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