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Show SIRDAR KITCHENERS WOUND. Pointed Paragraphs. A danger that is kuown is a Ik CvrUva Wir U Which Belief Waa Dlilsiri front guide post to safety. Hla TktMt There is more history made than was ever written. The London Chronicle notee that Ota , The success of one too often Kitchener, who ii now the Idol of and little, ia said to be Bubig means the failure of many. ffering from n aerions affection of hie which threaten! to impair hia ejrei, unwise often for a man to Its It also calls attention to the foot light. be as funny as he can. that he hea had a very curious experiMost mens idea of a good reso- ence in hia earlier Egyptian campaigns, he haring swallowed a bullet, with lution is one that will stretch. which he had lieen wounded, and whleh ha now preserve! as a memento. Darthe older man a Usually grows ing the campaign of 88 Maj. Kitchener the poorer the opiniou he has of waa hit in the aide of the face by a bullet during n skirmish near Suakim, himself. and taken down the Kile, and .The best some people can do is thencewaa to the Citadel hospital at Cairo, totxpress somebody elses opin- where, despite ell the efforta of tde surgeons. the bullet could not be located, ions. the X rave being then unknown. A woman seldom knows just Bergt. fiilton, late of the medical what she wants, but she usually staff corps, who ia now in London and who waa then specially detailed to look gets its. after the injured officer, atatea that Most every man is personally the wound wee a healthy one, end very soon heeled, end the medical officers acquainted with the speaker of earns to the conclusion that the bullet had worked its way out without being the house. noticed, on the passage down tha Nile. Courtship may be love in the Bilton one day tempted hia oatienta with a tasty beefsteak, which abstract, but marriage is a 'differhad no sooner attacked then the major ent thing. he put his hand to his throat exclaimAny girl can hit the side of s ing: Bilton, if there was no bone in swallowed that bullet; barn by standing inside of it Ithe steak, Ive felt it go down." This prorod to be when she throws. the caee, the bullet passing through There is something radically the alimentary canal without Injury to tha distinguished officer. wrong with the character that is Dhobioih Water Easily. impaired by truth. The Treneh chemist, noted for hie Women ought to succeed as original researches, Mr. Aloises n, has barbers; they possess all the con- discovered e new substance, the hydride of calcium, produced by heatversational requirements. ing calcium to a very high temperaYou can almost Bee the cracks ture (1,200 degrees centigrade) in n current of hydrogen gee. It has a reiu the voices of some people when markable power of reducing other they attempt to sing. bodice, even sulphuric acid. It decomTrain np your child in the way poses chlorate of potash, with liberation of It also deoompoees he shonld go and keep in the mid- water atpotassium. ordinary temperature, liberdle of the same road yourself. ating hydrogen. It isnt always what a man Bleyele Accidents. knows, but what he doesnt tell, It appears from an interview with an that makes otbera believe he is insurance agent, says St. Feule, that cycling accidents, so far from diwise. minishing as riders grow more expert, A phrenologist says the bnmps ire steadily on the inereeee, and that this year ia on a mans head sometimes indi- the list of mishaps than It was last year. larger cate that his wife has a 3ne direct comeqnenee of these statistics ia said to be a determination on muscle. the of the insurance companies to Some people are in trouble on raisepart the premuium on the cyclists account of their debts and some policies. It ia further declared that in the majority of casce ridera fall others are in debt on scconnt of to the left, as injuries ire almost altbeir troubles. ways locntrd on that side; more accidents in 'the country than Perhaps the periodical toper in town, happen uml the brakeless machine realizes that there are periods in ranks second as a prolific cause of acbis life at which he shonld come cidents, and greasy roads, occasioning side slips, come first. to a fall stop. made with Glass eyes are oow Any small blaze Btarfed by coal such perfection that the wearers themsalves cant see through the oil, clothing, carpets or wool can be quickly smothered out by dashdeception. a f9W handfuls of floor on it. A writer says poets are poorly ing It often happens that there ia no paid. Perhaps they are, but some water handy when fire breaks out of them may get what they dein the kitchen or some other part serve in the hereafter. of the dwelling. But that dont Once in awhile we hear of a log-land- te ly well-develop- ed man being driven to drink, bat the majority walk right np to the trough voluntarily. The girl with a new hat that is becoming it never satisfied until the man she likes best and the girl she like least have seen it. A man in order to be great mast be good, says an exchange. Great criminals, great rascals and others of that class shonld bear this in mind. A man may forget home, kindred, friends and almost everything else, bat he never forgets the first time he went into a barber shop to get a shave. Chicago News. A banker sauntering home to his dinner saw a $10 bill lying on the curbstone. Of comae he picked it np and took the numbers m make so much difference if the flonr chest is handy. J nst experiment with flour and light a fire oat of door with coal oil or shavings and dash a few handfuls on it and yon will be surprised how quickly you can extinguish the flamea-E- x. A Fakir. Only A fakir billed a town in Oklahoma with these words: "I am coming, and the people wondered what it meant. It was the talk town a week or so in and of the again appeared the words, I am The here opera house had so been mysteriously billing done that the people flocked to see what it meant The admission was only 25 cents. The house waa packed. When no one else could get in the fakir had a boy raise the enrtin displaying on an easel a placard on which these words were written in the same bold hand, I am gone. And he was gone. And he was gone to-nig- Seventy-Thr- Hours ee Salt Lake to New York. By a recent change in schedule of the rn flnion Pacific and in connection with the L. 8. A M. 8. and N. Y. C A H. R. R. R. now make the nn paralleled time record of only three days to New York. Train leaves Salt Lake 7:00 A. M., Ogden 8:10 A. M. daily arrives Chicago 7:45 A. M. and Grand Central depot New York City 10:35 A. Mn second and third daya, respectfully. 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He was referred to agentleman who proved to be the head of the department He said : The sole of Ripens Tabulae is constant and is Increasing, due especially to the influential character of thetoHtimuni&la in the daily press, and growing ont of these, through the recommendation of friend to fciend. Satisfaction with them is very general. When once they are begun I notice that a permanent customer fur them ia made. This, I believe, is through their intrinsio merit, which proves the bona fide character of the advertising. 1 think them specially useful in the general ran of stomach troubles." An V:iderly Lady. An elderly lady living at Fordham Height, a part of New York City, and who was known to be a warm advocate of Ripons Tabulea for any com of liver trouble or indigestion, said toareporter who visited lier far the purpose of leerninafthe particulars of her case: "F had always employed a physician and did so on I bad for one, but the last oitu.-uoi- i atliict tiu.o obtuhud no beneficial hn-I rewilis. never had any faith in re..: nt I'jmliciut-i- . lmt having seen j.'i'Mii Tsiiiilix very mU hl. !ij" in tin .i--- v i to give a tri.il, and v.prn jrxi vvhat my ipv 1 liv.f nver b. nruniiil a pujibwiuu hiiicu, ii ud that i:n i.iis a saving of $3 a call. A dollar's worth of Tabulce Ripans lasts me a month, and I would not be without them now if It were my lost dollar." At the time of this interview there present two daughters who specially objected to their mother testimonial which sliould parade 1 name iu the newspapers, nut to do this the elder lady argued : There mar be other cases just like mine, and 1 am sure I tako groat pleasure in recommending the Tabulea to any one afflicted as I waa. If the telling about my case in the papers enables some other person similarly affected to bo as greatly benefited as I have bora, I see no objection." The daughters knowing how earnestly she iclt about the benefit jhe hod received, decided she was quite right non-k-Iii- t'.'.i-v.- 'd wwmitMirvttfcMHclieOliMW reins. Thl (nwurlrtd auit w MnM (ilft.u rvullM farSerilyl.aMknwBMnliiviaimssTtfrLa.iiMMIss B.HMHnii'm-iwihr armlinf forty. efUi. In .Kmrtnna 0 . lain. bi ran (whnil I- j- imll On. wonnrilmL - 1. Ui. Sum York or.eniilrnXnn Nn tnypmm SB I, fb-l(i im tmn HnyIiwinmjil'litoi(o(wrniKmnl banl ninM (m I .Iw Inutwt tm m On. Uqunr homnS I. m f rdlut. 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