Show TWO WAYS TO hake A PAPER the published two and a hall I 1 sn a us marh bauer OB it contemporary TUB STANDARD the tailed cf tho llod nl were eagerly naj 03 given by 7 an walle he pir account la MM a apology HUI a for ridicule tn toi if he modesty our contemporary exhibits in one direction were shown in all it would two ibe futility ot boasting about that which it declares the public see for themselves TUB no need to blow ita oan trumpet nor to apologize tor intelligently a mesa of repetitions into a connected readable narrative nar will all the verbiage excluded and all the gist retained when it comes to the question of employing to prepare the days newa as THE aims to or 0 hiring messenger neer boya to thio in pell nell whatever romea as the Is doin we will not exhaust a decision from tho which ia diiro to dixs there ia a modesty liow matli which hie commercial ia really no one eer dicara tle concern boast of its of klalo matter at eo a buot and edited with a liand baw and mallet in alie cf which our boetta there are bamo bomo two ol ainna of aliis stuff cotting four tl iines or at most four bits a column the issue which does the boasting carries about five columns of it an fn caws the patent assist in filling the editorial columns THE has no room for this kind of matter can bo found days wore the ever gets it on the solid outside of any country weekly in the land we prefer to devote our apace to paid advertisements of local business men and to items of interesting home news and tor all of it pay our compositors regular printers wages A bricht boy cf this city who knobs from observation something about the work in newspaper ollices happened a the composing room with the carriers the other day his at the method of filling vacant columns there was lucli en joynt by a crowd of gentlemen to phoui ho told it 1 I tho printers act the type lie said but whon a man going to a box in the corner called out to alio foreman how much of this do yoa want for that roladn and how inucci for the other page I 1 bought there was new ia printing worth seeing abo foreman eaid alvo uie oa U ball n Luli imo and annush for two columna binl A then the H M gllnn took longn lite ont 0 he box and began them tip into pieces about a foot 1011 and with these ho foreman eloa had everything all fuote a deal i quicker than betting lie type and must beat it all hollow in alie has made the bime discovery alio roan in the corner 13 alie editor lo chief the first editor was described as worse than a min of putty alig may not answer the glazier ngaire hut lie is bandy with hie MW and jack laue and the best ot all is you boull it it nailed tor him to tell it mcdaiel Mc DAMEL THE great alre worker and prince of and politicians raws ahn alvice to liia readers in hie of yesterdays iiii ivary liberal should it is t vote olfa if the aforesaid liberals mill place continued confidence in cacti judgment and management they wilt doubtless find opportunities in abundance offering every hour in the day WHEN TOM wai governor of idaho about a doyen yeara ago a bill was pent for hia which proposed a penalty abai ut a certain fanner who had allowed his hog to trespass upon alio property of ona of hie legislators re ernei the bill without li a and gave as bai reasons that ho believe in the bill in the first but that i bo did he sign a bill that epelley hog with a big II 11 and governor with a little no compliment lias been paid to hie deceased now york senator whose imperious imperi oua manner buted to his personal was conveyed in a bit of advice cen to the graduating law alie new york by general tom lowing a few days ago my young friends be like conkling too proud to do a mean tiling TUB roi ice of chicago feverishly hunting for dr croninn Cr onins clothes until they found them they had a shrewd suspicion that alie murderer might he included in thein the last amrei t was of a man innocently fishing in nn indiana creek illinois never will let indiana alone anyway and the vaguest suspicion ii excuse for an insult A CHICAGO MAN got drunk one evening last winter and in attempting to board a street car flipped under the wheels and was killed iiii widow sued the saloonkeeper saloon keeper alio sold lier lamented lius biad llie liquor and has jast received a verdict for 00 this ia anew license amounting almost to prohibition As aiosi paper invites como capitalist with to come to prescott and start a smelter promising that lie will soon double his money A capitalist with one tao hun of that amount of money could do well iu business near 0 dan A skeptic offers boco to any church congregation congie gation will pray for any given thing and have it come to pass why dont the take him up and pray for snow neat w inter scientific PAPERS are applauding alie recent invention of an augur which bores a square bole every effort should now ba directed toward inventing a round pes that will ct the new hole THE I 1 tnie papers call edison hie kint ot licht alo knight of would be a better alse alpine hiding company Tho above company was incorporated april with a capital of tl divided into ebanes at J each atie officers uro M 1 president 1 C arm stroner nir vice A II 11 nelson secretary and 0 K hill treasurer ho J clayton 31 H beard ani hunt alio baird of directory the includes the aty and anchor and i located in willard n of oin n al lionly lion li lint little work liaci liean done it ii to lilt llie cru io carpo alwy how 0 balver anil fifty two er cut lead Pai niiles of orp and hie of thoa fB iv fan be spen at abe odian rif alie at lie national libik in city As soon as a amount of acon sold lie company intend to start a tunnel and tiep alie oro body ou oro in quantities to pay fair working lien a nicil will alio a valuably ablo one and alia interested are to be on alie bailit pro ecta before bliem hurt lih aduf alie of tins will remember taiti account of alie accident eliat befell mr walliam Wad liam by falling into a well lie was tor sir wilt istead last jl allow ing alila an obber alie wit day at alio ilace jit rr mr jolia blaik brother of air clark of thild city to alio llio well down on alio rc until tiia feet touched what ho to be alio bottom of the asell of lie bottom ho struck the eida of the nail which had been dug in a funnel shape lie let goof alie rope and alvo feet to bottom there his foot ft oiled and llie ankle nas pot out of joint he buffered excruciating and had to be hauled out of alio llio veil dr darer as called anil iut librn under he of ether the ankle vast sel and he la now doing ai atell as could ba under abe painful til kaiu ba 11 W crossl i fB rendered his tn lii S 11 holmon 8 dean ait for the recovery very of 9 50 to be diw alie plaintiff for on fold for tha defendant it awarded to plaintiff alio amoust aued for been ven of appeal aad the jl dament ft be accepted by tho defendant |