Show fried froth the man who was waiting fo for something to turn up was rewarded when he be stepped upon the edge of a barrel hoop you cant dig up a human skull anywhere but that some one can remember how bow a peddler mysteriously disappeared about thirteen years ago detroit free press prem how shall I have my bonnet trimmed asked maria 11 so that it shall agree with my complexion it you want it to mat match ch your face have it plain replied the hateful hattie A deacon called at the quarters of a young man who was training for for a prize fight him giddin dining on a plain chop and bread asked why does aos he live io so poorly oh said the trainer J he ia very closefisted close bosc fisted man A stranger pas singa gr graveyard grave a v a y yard a rd and seeing a hearse standing near by asked who was vas dead the sexton informed him what complaint plaint gl aint asked the inquisitive one said aid the old man there is na no complaint everybody is satisfied it is is said that during the first performance of billee taylor in new york theodore tilton left the tal theatre oaire in a rage when they began begal the singing all on account of ot eliza As he ho passed the box office he re ro yn marked that it was about time me for these low personal references to cease ex doctor said one of our best Ts young un g men mew tin in society doctor there is som something ething the matter with my m brain I know th there dreis is what shall a I do about it and the doctor calmly but firmly said he guessed it needed a little exercise exercise as much as anything else and now the young man goes around saying the doctor is a fool when the jenkins girl was whaling whalin in g away at tho the piano and pestered ali the next door neighbor the next door neighbor came out on the steps listened to the noise a minute looked up to the jenkins girls mother who was at the window and said got plumbers lumbers at work in your house avent you no wonder those families dont speak now boston post A hartford man sent a pair of trousers to a tailor to be repaired the tailor found in a roll in his pocket and returned it receiving the thanks of the owner when we send our trousers to our tailor to be reconstructed and he finds three hundred dollars in the pocket and returns it we always tell him to keep the trousers for his honesty which is the best policy F ex FT T they were talking of sir boyle roche when a wicklow magistrate who was present resent flew at a tangent when i I was in dan danger from a kerry bull said he be F yer I sat down and stared him full fall in the face how did it anwer answer queried the breathless bys bystanders tandem excellent the keery kery offer to touch me very remarkable very curious how do you account for it well sometimes ive thought it waff was because I sat down on the top branch of a very tall tree said the magistrate |