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Show A NEW IV AY Of SQUARING ACCOUNTS. 4 A soft of the Emerald Isle having mads i tip his mind to inter into the tounubiui state, called upon u -ession clerk in the City of Glasgow to hnve tho banns proclaimed, pro-claimed, when tho billowing couversa-tiouat couversa-tiouat inquiry took place: 'How much do you charge," inquired Pat, "for letting the world know that I am after having Judy McFlaherty as the other part of mesell f" "Twcnty-ooo shillings for having it done in one day: fifteen for two days;! and seven and Mxpeiice for three," responded re-sponded the register. "JuppersJ" replied Pat, iit aston'sh-incut, aston'sh-incut, "and does tt alwuysgct thecbayper the more you muku it kuowu?" "Yes, sir;" was the renponsc. "Well,, well," said Put, fidgeting at the discovery of a cheap proclamation; "if j thai be the way, you may Just ery oa till yoa pay yeoreelf ." |