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Show Big Injun. Heap! Col. Yerger lopped into an An tin Avenue ear. There were only two passengers, fine eiiig a ed lady with a thick veil over her face, and the other Judge Bennybunker, a cynical old bachelor, who has no possible use for what is popularly known as He never allows an the softer sex. s to say something dispa-opportunity agreeable about women. ""Look at that fashionably-dresse- d ladv in the other end of the cat, said Fenny bunker. I urn gazing at her.' Don't" she remind you of an Indian? An Indian? Yes, an Indian. All fashionable women are like Indians. What earthly resemblance is there between the two? We!!, if vou cant see the resemblance then there must be a hole in your head where the bump of comparison is located. I must confess I dont see the resemblance you sav is so apparent. I am not referring to the vindictive, suspicious disposition which the, society lady, in fact, the entire female sex, has, in romnion with the Indian, but to their outward appearance. I am still in the dark. In the first place the Indian loves fmerv and gtiady colors. The more rainbow cclors an Indian can hang upon his person, the happier ho is. Just so with the women. That's a fact, replied Col. Y'erger, I hadnt noticed that. An Indian paints his face. So do HOUSEHOLD HINTS. NAPOLEON Done by theseeond Mores of the fajiltal. 1'ir-- ; avt woolen-g into Looked l ike ttie Kill book stores of d he second-han- d lmed chest-- . larrei)-p-;- t' A son of Napoleon born in St. Helfeature of the city. curious are a ;;, , of h'llloll, freshly cut,saidtounu and bur.ed in I. one Mounena Celcelund loader. the in writes Carp to be is the heading of ail arcem-trujx.n the temples. are tain of them, some of number a are There cure for nervous headache. 3, in The Sun Fra neF-ticle publi-h- e of tens of tliou-- j. badness a do which liiufht the D unneii the dusting cloth cau-- e many a New will World that amis of dollars yearly. Smaller ones I fore. day . anil you will Imd and wonder his eyes to Londoner open of places It will help greatly to t!o a neat job you will iin I in ho did not gue-- s it before, liie amide, scattered here and there, and in any iti l i ii ir. for griddle cakes says The A. ic I. on ha (Con n.) Into, one of tl.e-- e you may buy many valuIf buttermilk, w at accredits Napoleon Bonaparte with with or, ililute.l one third it able and rare books. One near the the father of the late John Gordon, trea-ur- v U) as to prevent tiie cakes beeoitiitig lias the rooms of a . Stick)-the watchmaker, w ho formerly resided lined with books. Enbuilding plates The lnte-- t style of in New London and w ho-- e death occurits ground floor is like going into fmve 1 10 deep troughs, one red in San Francisco some weeks since. tering a large public library, where the books and anon3 for the The resemblance Mr. (Jordon bore to his are . stem-by subjects, and where other f jf the 'Utative father, the emperor, was often find almost , and can any thing you want. of turkey-The wings gie.se the subject of comment, but regard'd you the congreschickens are better than doth for onlv as a coincident. The story, how- - You may k for a set of folw indows, as they leave the as from sional debates; beginning of leaning ever, is best told by Tha World, and it will no dust r lint. until lows: the government sevThe mat roti of Napoleons prison The hands very clean can not bo will It furnished be comprise you. or perhaps it would be more correct to eral hundred volumes, and its price improved upon for mixing up cake speak of herns the housekeeper ap-to will be 5310. You take your purchase batter. They are a great improve pointed by the British governmentexiled to k or spoon. over the dough-ticyour home and look over it, and attend to the comforts of the line, ham Sandwiches (.hop very mind goes back to the times of vour earin woman a monarch, was comely the in season well and place between two past as you read the curious marly middle life, and doubtless she, lind in some dices of iiieclv buttered bread. Tlu-common with the rest of his attendants, ginal notes which you mayat the various look and of the volumes, her that with a sharp knife cut oil tlm crusts, charge could never quite forget arid cut diagonally across the rest, had once worn an imperial crown. Na- autographs inscr.bed on the been sandof others. These books have gathmaking two little poleon, like Jove in Drydeti s immortal ered from all himself of are These quarters of the country. wiches. very dainty looking. poem, stamped an image have belonged to AnA good substitute for taper r mee i.s on the approach to a fair One volume may and drew Jackson, straitenyou see bis dashing somewhat the that Olymphla lowly "tit:! it ma le bv boiling par.-le- y Another the on could isle autograph ed resources of bt. Helenas becomes discolored; then cut but do not n may have come from Stephen A. Dougof birth was the result The furnish. chop it fine. Drain it, mix one many eases you will bov, who, alb it with the bar sinister of las' library, and in of vinegar with each l, the collections of from find books could the Bonapartes on his escutcheon, y and stir it into drawn of other men and of Carrollton, more claim kindred, is believed, it yet, butter as pickle capers or nasturtiums women. as lie certainly bore a much closer re- whose autographs have now a mercanWould be Used. does it, semblance of feature and ligure to the tile v lue. wife Bv so! Jove! Just my The application of lint camomile too. The state department paid $22.50 at race, than Napoleon III. ever could. flower liag.s will frequently nlTord relief After the death of the exiled em- a book auction, not long ago, for an Indians scalp their victims. Women s in neuralgic troubles. The bags are snatch them baldlieaded. peror the housekeeper went to London, almanac, and it would have readilyn made of linen and are lightly tilled of the married men of the United taking her boy with her. There she given $100 for it. It was one that all the stems States wear their hair thin. had used, and it conwith camomile married a watchmaker of the name of tained many notes in Jeffersons handWhen required for Col. Yerger smiled and passed his Gordon, who adopted the boy and bebeing removed. hm; they are heated on a tin plate in hand soothingly over the place where stowed on him his own name. By and writing upon its pages. This almanac Die oven, care being taken not to scorch the hair once was. by the young fellow grew to manhood, was a part of a Virginia collection made them. Indians cant take care of them- learned" his adopted fathers trade, and by Mr. Sliouey, one ot the stenographselves. They have to be provided with in the course of years wandered to ers of the Semite, and the second-hanleal loped Tomatoes -- Strain the from a can of tomatoes and set rat ons and everything else that they New London, Conn., when he soon es- book man of whom Sliouey bought the tablished himself in a large ami thriv- almanac said he sold it to him for 51. aside to add to soup, lint ter a pie or need, and if they don't get whatSothey This man has a shop near the postoflice do ing business as a watchmaker and jewon want war the go path. they with the bottom pudding dish; sprinkle women.1 11c of influence man became a eler. . department, and while I was buying a one crumb-- ; pour in the tomatoe-- pepCol. Yerger slapped his le; in that part of the country, mixing book of him yesterday- - I talked with bits stick to salt and taste; sugar per. Bv thunder, thats the wav my wife much in politics. He even took quite a him about his trade. Said lie: 'Sec of butter among them, cover thickly d is a curious busiin does. prominent part journalism, especially with crumbs and bake quickly to a light Indians love sugar and sweetmeats. during the contest which preceded the ness, and to the careful dealer there is brow n. An Indian will eat more sugar than a selection of League island as the site money in it. Books fluctuate in value 'To Broil Ham Nicely Mice the, meat bear. New London was the according to the demands of the times, Dont the women eat candy by of a navy-yarfrom the liain raw as thin as toucan; the pound? which will not bring 10 rival of that point for the possession of ami one then put it into a pan of cold water, set .be worth as many The jaws of the lady in the corner the yard, and a long and animated dis- cents may it on the stove in a stew pan, and let it quit working. She had a paper of cussion on the relative claims of the dollars. Anything rare comes high, ronm to a boil; then have your griddle caramels in her lap. two points was carried on between Gor- and the springing up of interest in the Suit and broil the meat, with a little don and Gideon Welles, then secretary old congressional questions brings the Col, Yerger nodded assent. hatter dropped into the pan and a plenAnd to complete the resemblance of the navy. The literary contribuliterature of the times when they were tiful sprinkling of black pepper. the women even go beyond the Indians. tions of the former to this controversy, formerly- discussed into the market. Rhubarb Marmalade reel live or- The Indians ouly wear feathers in their though unsuccessful in attaining their Just before the Garfield campaign beend, were marked with great ability gan a book collector named Parish, had anges, taking away the white rind and heads, whereas the women wear whole birds - and yet you say that there is no and earned for him the respect and a room full of Credit Mobilier reports the into tha stewpnn pulp pips; put between a Comanche In- gratitude of the people of New Lon- which he was thinking of selling to the with, the peel cut very small, add tive resemblance dian and a woman. waste-papdon. man; Gartiehl was nomfour of and rhubarb cut small, pounds The ladv in the end of the ear shook Soon afterward he came to this city, inated. Tho question was brought loaf boil of whole the sugar; jxninds her head indignantly, so that the bird having been probably seized with tho into the canvass, and he sold them for two hours, and the fruit half an hour in her hat seemed to fly. California fever, then epidemic in the several dollars apiece. Just now all liefore adding the sugar; three lemons Indians cant vote, neither can east, lie entered into business with reports and speeches relating to the silinstead of live oranges may be Used if women, continued Bennybunker. Air. Tucker, on the corner of Geary ver question are of value, and some old preferred. You are right, Bennybunker. There and Kearny streets, and was engaged reports which vve invoiced at nothing Excellent soft gingerbread is made of is no difference worth "speaking of be- with him for about sixteen years! Af- bring several dollars a copy. one cupful of sugar, one cupful of tween them. I get off here. terward lie was for a time with Mr. for instance, is a valuable Col. Yerger stepped to the car door. Durkin and later set up in a small way book, continued the one cupful of sour cream, one cupantiquarian as he ful of New Orleans molasses, four The lady in the corner arose, threw back for himself at 231 Kearny street, where picked up a volume of about one hunher veil, and said, with a calmness that he remained until lie, died, lie was a dred pages bound in leather. cupfuls of sifted flour, one It is was apalling: ill a little hot watman of very considerable business abil- worth $50 at auction, and it is a govof soda Good morning. Colonel. n ful of ginger, three er, one t ul J ity, but somewhat reserved, and only ernment document too. It is a report It was Mrs. Yerger, who had been sociable with a select circle of friends. on the Alaskan islands, by Melt beaten eggs, the grated rind of AV. Gordons face and ligure bore a re- Elliott, and it contains many fine vne moil. Kaisins may be added if out shopping. T ableau! Texas Sil in you plea-e- . markably striking resemblance to those sketches. Only seventy-liv- e of these js. of bis imperial father, and strangers books were printed, and it i.s almost To keep ice in the sick room cut a who knew nothing of the romantic impossible to procure them. Two Hunting Stories. flannel piece of cheap, noticed it. hat class of people collect books? There is a good church member at story of hio birth frequently"the re and secure it about nine inches was on lie reticent I and what are their hobbies? very asked, subject orlV ligature about the mouth of an 1ml., who is very fond of liinwelf, but when mellowed the soare by They leave to so mostly scholars and readas a tumbler, cup telling his adventures as a hunter, dinary cial cup he would open his mind very ers. though, indeed, now and then you shaped depression about half the depth said a a to crowd freely, and was by no means unwilling will lind some ignorant fellow who chap of the glass. It will be preserved for to admit his to of in Corse lobthe the cares hotel for relationship loungers the binding more than the principal many hours in this way, and the addition of a smaller piece of flannel as a by at Grayville, 111,, a cold evening can conqueror. At such moments ho, contents, and not a few people for the pictures that are in them apparently unconsciously, assumed the loose cover will materially aiel in pre- last winter: altitude and expressionof the picture rather than the Do you remember any of them? servation. reading. There are of lii.s ancestor. collectors in Washingmany picture Baste for Oyster or Chicken Iie To w as queried by several. Born at bt. Helena, he lies buried in ton, ami in some cases I find that it Yes, a few. one pound of lmtter take out one and if good let us have one, was Lone Mountain a proof that, notwithpays better to tear a book to pieces and Well, a half pounds of flour, leave out a standing philosophic aphorisms to the sell its engravings by the piece. Beo-pl- e flour, cut a quarter of replied. quarter who would not give me 50 cents for Mr. J., Ill call him; said that contrary, there is often a good deal Well, more than a span between the cradlo the volume will the butter into the rest, and wet it with on one occasion when in pay 5 cents apiece for turkey hunting a gill of mdk or water. Boll out the lvnox and the grave. the twenty or more engravings which it ho espied aline gobInd.. County, paste, and spread it with another quar- bler on a tree, the fairest kind of a shot, contains. A great many men buy old ter of the butter, and part of the flour and Heats Sam Jones. sure aim he lired, confident magazines for the pictures, and I have set aside. Turn in the edges and re- that taking a large sale of Harper's and Scribner' s he had hit the game, but it flew y the evan Jake, Lampasas pent until all the butter is in. Touch on this account. They take the to e the tree and examinaway. Going who is holding revivals in New us little as possible in warm weather. at the roots of it, sure enough he gelist from these p.ctures ing magazines Mexico, can beat Sam Jones as a ver- and cut ofl' the white Brown Cut into thin slices had shot the margin to where turkeys head clear from nacular several large apples; have ready a but- its body, but the body had flown awav. preacher. Here is an abstract the engraving begins. They then How many mount tiiis engraving upon cardboard tered pudding dish; put iuto this a layBshaw, said another Hoosier who from one of liis sermons: er of grated bread crumbs, then a layer chanced to be present, that aint a of you's are ready to die now with your as carefully as the mounting of a phoof sliced apples; over these sprinkle patehin to the coon hunt I had in the boots on? Wherell you be to break- tograph, and at a very small expense shot the fast? Dont any of you drunken, swear- procure choice collections of engrav-ingsugar, and so on alternately, bread, ap- very same woods where J The world has never surpassed ples, sugar, until pudding dish is full, turkeys head off. lighting, blaspheming, gambling, the magazine illustration of fell us about it, all spoke at once. ing. and eollin-pailetting the top layer be of bread crumbs; exterthriving, Well, continued the Hoosier, it minating galoots, look at me you may lind genius lurking in many oil this place three large lumps of butbeugly, ter, put in oven and bake brown. Serve was on a moonlight night. 1 spied a big cause I know ye. Ive been 'through of the pictures of an pecoon on the top of a tree, as I said the drive. Youre all in riodical. bot with butter ami sugar sauce. sins. your afore, in tlio woods where J shot You know a fat, Many men collect books on special (.linger loundeake Six cupfuls of the for, thorhead and off, turkey's aiming sure, oughly branded steer when you see one. subjects. There are a number of epiflour, two cupfuls each of butter, brown tired and down came the and vou can tell whose it is and where cures in Washington, who want everysugar and molasses, eight eggs, a Coon, head and all, the it belong. There's a man that owns thing we can find on wines and queried of cinnamon, ginger ami eager listeners. The man to whom I sold it. Theres a place for it to go. Theres soda and two nutmegs. Dissolve the No. the coons tail. Jellerson s almanac took, for one year, a law to protect it. But the maverh soda in a cupful of sour milk. In bakAnd did you git the roon? who sis that? You're all mavericks everything on Virginia, and at another ing take particular pains not to let the It skipped by the o and worse. The maverick has no brand time ho made a specialty of whist col' cake scorch, for gingerbread is of all the moon. on him. He goes hollering about until lections, and bought every book relatcakes the easiest to bum. Line the And thats a solemn truth, chimed somebody takes him in and the ing to whist or whist players. Old d with a and grea-ean emigrant Hoosier. pans paper, put for I caught branding iron on him. Hut clasps county histories sell well here at you brown paper over the top to prevent the that same old coon here in Illinois hist and state historical collections the devils you ,vc got brand on vou. crust forming too quickly. winter, but couldnt sell the skin for Youve bring more than when they were first his lariat about He got you. the want of a tail. DdroiY Free Tress. lets All branches of Americana you have rope now, but fie11 haul printed. A Serious Fault. Cell well, and, indeed, if you in when he wants lirewood. Dcs you keep any kind of book for a number of years Moines Mail. To House Cleaners. dealers: At the you Are sure to find a buyer in the end. Oh! what a delicious little rase, It Never beat a carpet when it is down. A loiiz distance telephone has been invented. Speaking of second-han- d bookstores, it? Never let a stove wear its old winter very old, lias many book auctions is a very eod Washington It will It enable thing. No. mad. mie, it was ma lo recent- - soot after May 1st. lovely winter, and a very valuable colNever try to pick up strav carpet women to converse with their husbands dur- every lection is to be sold during the present AW are in favor of everying All. what a pity! It is so beautiful. tacks with your hare leei. ifhileltull thin:; that is calculated to tmt not to season, in the shape of the books of the AY w York Uropkie. 'Times. Lite Thomas Bartley of Ohio. ineti. de the women. i"u itu -- -i- u-uhl ! A Sail franci-c- o VClio XX Tiic iiijj im-lne-- M Hand loo 1 ;n-i- 1 AA 1 ti-h- iK- y. 1 11 -- ! P-- 1 m-nt three-cornere- d ul par-le- y bi-in- g ck da-silie- d to-da- es itle-pag- e. Car-rol- Jef-lerso- s, d ur book-sellin- ond-han- g d. to-d- ay er but-tV- r, table-poon-N- lb-re- , ul Ik-nr- 1 opeti-tnosli- ed A n, serious-lookin- g buy-book- s of-th- e cow-bo- full-pag- lb-tt- s. tin-lior- n, to-da- ut well-care- d table-spoonf- ul gas-tronom- y. ea--- lio-li- t AVash-tngto- vvlu-lps- , bric-a-bra- c nt elu-e- r ex-Go- v. -- or n, ? u -. : 0 fuji-ar- r at e- TWO WICKED a . i Jt or i a y i - a-- Three-fourth- Mo-som- the'S always held in may tind snpr. me y tors, comm nK. ,'? mixed up in the cnVk, them. The Looks lotrtie, and each man a his hand as the sal,. ding is always spintH works bringtlnir a number of eol!,.c.v- such auctions ord-i- s f, the Emit of their bid cases the auctioneer kjo'' bid certain books off to,' price. JusFce Bradley pA these auctions. JuMk-- W attendant upon them, ami"'' eer has sometimes order p" " taria-- Bancroft. foi GtRjy ame Near ( tor Out of Half ul,etl Week", They A C reporter was walk'-,,- ,' avenue, Brooklyn, savs The Few York 'Uli, noiieed mar Adams ; looking and stylishly (r women tripping abm t' 'vi One of tin gil D had oa hand, which they Lodi undisgirse.l joy fulness wl.Jr ted animatedly over it. jl-and the girls each" G the girls exclaimed: Aint it ju.t too lovely can go to money left. 'I he speaker s companion :: joyful little squeak and vaW ply when the reporter saw j tin-of- str-- tt c--r pa-se- d conductor's street-ea- r wildly up the street. quarter of gars His or. a bloek away, on fr Myrtle avenue. He was pang matieally and his arm, air like blades of a win rushed by the reporter, niul terrible bounds placed d of the chattering yoiinjLff stuck out onu of ins liiiia; k toil and liopped his forehrajj other. Gimme four dollars ani cents! ho exclaim. d, askd ' waning breath would let hm. The chattering of The girl that had iuherLanut. thing which seemed to li.tv: all their atiimafon ompte-tents of that hand into the without a word. The conk back toward his ear like a sic The attitudes a catapult. treating young ladies, wlnnio to look after the Ilyins: indicated that gloom k: pointment had taki u the '!:; fulness and joy in thoir heart. The sudden and singular p: puzzled the reporter ami after the conductor. The reached his ear. As the boarded it two young ladies D went up) My rtle 'avenue, h something with as much other couple had hail conductor swooped down on that unceremonious way. Tt passengers in the ear wet audible signs of amusement S3I' in. n kim-- o! coinin'-l- . lie Is anir-th- face was redaudhe duc-tort- s ing from the chase. AYhats up, anyhow?" of the conductor. The conductor didnt loo; a dead sure fact, said b that there ain't nobody ak can ride two blocks in a stre t lii.s town without lowin all tbt loA they ever had. Now just tau. two girls you seen me street yonder. Nice girls. : and Ill" bet their families are AVcll, them two girls and tin seen get off just now all ?! ear together up Adams wl Its . str-e- live blocks. Two of 'em t other that seat yonder, and towaw ped into the seat over for niy went AAhen I there. the girls give me a liver, for me to take out for two. in a Id give her change went in. My car got prettj tt to the avnoo fore 1 got counted out, and then I the ear, picks out the : andwentaa-thgive me the fiver, hand, her into change look she that her, now, ai o skeert, but as quick she shet her fingers on l and said Thank you, j'1 innocent as a says Stop here, please. 1 j; ; the car to a stand-stilf I changed the bill for got nP friend, and thov went on and I started the car, tf , to girls motioned for me We was! side of the avnoo. ' .n. here, says they, the for the change give keep from. grab the brake tostruck me v backward, for it dumped I had den that the wrong girls hand. the off to the left and saw s t a r 3 -- l. . i , j creators trottin along Heres a peacocks. ary out o my pocketd': can overhaul them cover them skids, bo terry firmer, springs for V- - -- ioa'm If theyd a had half a ffiliS' start theyd strugglerwith !:, a scooped the k . r ,r pj k j down, and they liamled without a murmer hair. oi i There are many and hut injr a mau of mark; effectual way is to lean up painted railings. J I ) 1 I |