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Show Curious ra-ls- they soon discovered. Not long ago a dreadful policeman came and took Mr. Monte Christo to the station house, and he was called up before Judge Snell to answer to the charge of being a common swindler. The detectives say that he has played this game in Chicago and Milwaukee and many other cities very successfully, and that he is about $20,000 ahead in his operations here. His wife is said to be a most skillful operator, and throws dust in the eyes of the people he is working. This time it was gold dust and corsage pins and . Jm the Montreal M:r. Sot a single ca-- e of hydrophobia s occurre-- l in Beilin for three years, however, is ia that Facts About Planets. SMUGGLERS, REWARDING A WORKER. Venus so well known to us all as the lovliext object in the heavens, the evening and the morning star Secretary Manning's Kindness to an Old Albany Friend. A good story is told of Secretary our earth. Its sieis about Criu, in Breed. r city, erv dog the same, its diameter being 7,000 Manning's treatment of an Dealers in precious stones, customsame is almost the New its York. from It appears that one (fn. i azzied. house officials and detectives are all miles; andday is rather less of the that found its density has length, observer rounders, or ward workers of A German mysterious beings. 'Ihey dislike to than five times that of water. It rewhom Secretary Manning .to milked three times a day cive Albany. talk, but the word smuggle often sets volves round the sun at a distance of4 was under Iti'ueh more milk than when milked of 22 obligation for past poin the miles space 00,000.000 their tongues a wagging. litical .services, came to Washington imVenus Like however, V',iee only, and the proportion of fat Mercury, days. I will relate an experience myself is moonless. Passing the earth in the pressed with the feeling that he eouhl r... the same in both cases. three assistants once had with an meantime, we come to the and to known have whatever he wanted from the adof Lome, , The marquis is parsome time of dinners. diamond This Mars. one as smuggler red planet of course, expert ministration. He called at the treasplanet. ost everybody, customs ticularly interesting in many points of of the British queen, said a since, le is thesmall-es- t ury depart rne.nt shortly before the secan nk uot-see both liow view. Next to mereury, it lie s ms his private pell into then and you'll man, Amended. Service The s Marriage retary's illness, and asked the priv ilegit of the four interior planets, its die made out of a hoof of Lord Cate litand difficult it is to smuggle. or :t of an interview. Mr. Manning sent onlv miles, Boston the Traveller. easy From ameter 4,200 being t rimean charger. of the earth or word that he was very much engaged The story was told in a graphic tle more than An Episcopal clergyman, settled in n the United States, with an 0 nearly one of the manufacturing towns in manner, as follows: Three large dia Venus. Its distance from the suncir-is and would have to be excused. Estimated Jewish population of Jewish 141.OOC.OO0, and it completes its is a not single The old rounder was a good deal 00 000, there Southeastern Massachusetts, not long mond dealers in Chicago employed a cuit in 0M7 days. The length of no In England of congress. considerwho was 'H'jember aback at this message, but sent taken Frenchman, in callers differ some young been ago was entertaining its days does not materially than seven Jews haveof comto Mr. Manning that he would word two at has Mars smuggling ed own. of toproourefor our from house that of anexpert when there the one the parlor evening fected members of them presents a call the next day and expected to find came a ring of the door bell. The them $42,000 of the finest water gembe- moons, and one lrjons.several in the system. him at home. True to his promise, ho iatki the of the unique some In purchase heavy phenomenon way and villages In servant announced that a lady like this one, came and Mr. in tiv e who Baris moon behaves detet No other a to known the peasants irovince in Russia Manning eons nted to sco gentleman wished to see the clergyman. came wooden watches, which work Excusing himself to the company, the cabled to the officers hereto waLli for it goes m ound Mars about three The fellow went him for minutes. two is conit goes say, ar entered his study and for the smugglers. The purchase de- times everyday; that to teadily, though theyAlldo not ofkeep office of clergyman the the into secretary, and faster round Mars than Mars does on 0 it parts the found uwaiting him a man and sisted of 107 line stones, and the ery accurate time. risvoice by saving: in moon a loud commenced our a hail axis. the in 1aris axles, woman, Imagine straight tip its own iiv ratch are of wood, except evidently about 23 or 150 tectivea shoemaker 24 Frenchtimes the lie in three hail that waited every and that nearly iv setting from Albany horn, ing yhich areof years of age, whose appearance and gems. hours. Another interesting feature year, expecting to hear from the secreflte Rath pheasant that is accent at once betrayed them to he mans high heels contained the and was politely conduct- in Mars is this: We can see through tary ami to receive an appointment and preserves costs rev (lish parks foreigners. The couple said that they He arrived room. our telescopes what seems to be the of sum at a ed is estimated, a to it private examination breeder, were natives of Sweden and had sought without asking for it; that he had beFrenchsome the and boots the During configuration of its continents and lia teast three shillings. the minister, wishing to be married. Oil came tired f the delay ami had decidcome ol heels accumulations are rlhe birds also as a oceans, and seasons so many of these By inquiry the clergyman soon found man grow pale and inpearl. moment come down anil find out for himlater ed have a to its snow at market that were sounded, they poles. the out that the couple knew but veiy .placed On the to off. attention as was our taken leather of turn j same the price at self whether there was anything left Wejiext up. to be sold little about the Episcopal marriage one thickness mestic poultry in order to get rid of service, or, for that matter, much Out rolled a piece of tissue paper and other group of planets Jupiter, was lit. for him. The Saturn. Uranus and Neptune. These that . The Rev. fifty eight line white stones. them. I don't lie said, the . about English language. Now, Dan, He are distinguished by their enormous 3a Certain portions of New Mexico Mr. A. explained the service to the Frenchman appeared crazy. me. with on airs to want any the In from you put sun, of various swore and almost wept. size, immense distance abound in petritications happy pair so that he thought they fumed, ami I own know Y'ou me and ou, know axis, their on to uncommon the heel revolution no is sight other gems, remaining v kinds. the It rapid understood it, expatiating especially The buxineThe and were found. diameter small v in change feet be and can't there density. three number, ry any monkeying lfi, See trees on the words 1, A., take tlice, B., to i' is indeed reon his and Mars to from boots, Frenchman feet long, petrified and often- be my wedded wife, dc. Jupiter said have us. between If put anything And, yon markable. The latter planet, familiar around here that I want let's have it igrvst alii zed. The crystals red, yelthe clergyman, remember, when we seemingly dazed, walked away. is of the often heavens, un. The are white observer cute He was a very come to that place you must say the gems to every low, black or Mr. without any further discus-ioI beautiful, and would make handsome The couple then were the finest Paiisian, worth $10 indeed a giant amonggiants. In mass words after me. his old thanked to all the other Manning very politely orn Aments for eastern parlors, went into the parlor, the clergyman a peck, and the real article was snugly it is equal diamlu said its that and call He box for toes. the his friend in In the ordinal y healthy lung, paid planets put together, big thinking that the company mignt act encased even than no than handsomer 85,000 the a eter shoemaker Dr. Curtis, would an being price his perhaps take during service The opportunity as witnesses. says proceeded are miles, and its distance from the sun dav to find out how lie could be- -t servo have a con-who t he ',in persons sharp detective. Those gems ones smoothly and with all its solemnity which 4,3:52 takes miles. It and the the germ bogus (582,000,000 sumptiye heredity, until the betrothal was reached. The in Chicago now, his old associate. Asking his midre.-of the lung the said very seriously, I, adorn a hundred shirt fronts in the days to complete it sycarly revolution. clergyman a: causes the secretary said lie would probably Although of such enormous dimenmay not be able to make an inipres--is Gustavus. take thee, Gretchen, to be custom house. in less own axis from him within the next twenty-fo- ur hear best are on if its the Women! Yes, they sions, it turns gioii; but the physical integrity wedded wife, when up spoke the ofdebil-- my small the From or house custom food of hours. ten hours: The next morning about any than manall; any in most poor by destroyed smugglers a and emphatic then groom, This ficer w ill confirm this fact. They have density 1.38 of Jupiter we should 9 o'clock Secretary Manning's carriage, After me. ner exclaimed itating influence, or by ain cold, its work, answer broke in upon the solemnity more ingenuity than men and more in- imagine it to be composed, in great with driver and footman, 'I' tiie germ is able to get appeared at " and to multiply and produce its kind, of the occasion, but the couple went nocence wherewith to look the exam- part, at least, of fluid or gaseous matthe w for note a ilh hotel the gentleman 'and to fill the lungs with tubercles. unconscious that they had said iner calmly in the eye. How many ter not yet cooled sufficiently to form away delivered was note This from human lowest and certain Albany. solid land. From phenomena ladies who go regularly abroad The Fuegians are the anything unusual. is almost said that is it who Their not is evident of existence. scale him it the surface to footman, on tfie their in its smuggling by by expenses Icings pay -- -a and in for word ar known. clouds, no bo will contains the any They Mr. Manning had place! "ever completely enveloped carriage thnguage Moved to Penitential Tears. number above three; they are unable it is doubtful if we have actually seen at his dispo.-a- l anil had instructi-- l the many nevertheless. John! the real solid mucleus of this planet. driver to take him where he wanted ts to distinguish one color from another; Chicago Rambler: SOME OP THE CITE DODGES PLAYED. is attended by four moons, they have no religion and no funer.il dear. ever Yes, cutest One of the dodges played Jupiter around him at various go. lie also handed him an introducrevolve which rites, and they possess neither chiefs Do you remember coming home on the tariff enforcers is related of The nor slaves. Their omy weapons are distances. study of these bodies tion to Hon. Dorman II. Eaton, which who lived, and and lady me throw young to pretty and as you last watching asking of is and, night was sealed, and which, he said, would they spears, great interest; front first still lives in Boston. She had their movements hint we got the grow neither fruits nor vegetables. an assorted lot of key holes out of the probably him in the way of getting such an her to Berlin on a visit dming of velocity of light. Next in order in put nd their country , is naturally window, so that you might find one gone tfthlle four saw there and trip abroad,diamonds. Her means our outward journey comes Saturn, apppointment as lie deserved and barren, they are obliged to live to beautiful and get you enough large steady Even food. at the distance of 884,000,000 miles entirely on animal would just allow her to purchase t hem from The gentleman from Albany wa- - very in? the sun, and taking no less than these savages possess, however, latch-keand pay her way home. In her dilemrevolullattered at this attention from-thmuch its Yes, dear. to some social virtues. They are not complete she conceived a plan. Four large 10,759 days ma the remember And This nigh do ill the neither treat you that luminary. planet, cannibals; they secretary of the treasury, and, putcavities were bored into her four tion roundless is than Jupiter, women nor the old, and they are mo- before how you asked me to come on his licst. suit of clothes, canto though over covered ting the diteeth, gems still largest down and hold the stone steps still of gigantic dimensions, its nogamous. s would duties The she got into the secretarys and departed. ameter being 11.000 miles. Saturn is An extraordinary colored man lias enough for you to step on? on she smiled but cost was driven over to a lither and have $970, denits carriage, "Yes. dear. been lately attracting attention, lie the lightest of all the planets, examinathe made who officer the so that if placed tle building in the rear of the agrieultur- "And the night before that how you claims to have two hearts, one on each from the sity being only 0.75, and tion innocently it Led as passed into the Boat with a al department. passNot being a mugto tried would the in a huge ocean it jump side of his lungs, and from pulsawharf. level of the the above bulk of a with the charunfamiliar fourth tions on each side of the body, a good ed your corner of the room? he was wump, Large quantities of diamonds, pearls water. The most remarkable tiling, Yes, dear. manv believe his assertions. He has of the business and acter in gentleman baked And still another night when you and rubies are frequently also two sets of ribs, one over the oth however, about this planet is the syslii.s loiter of introduction was adto whom an with sold understanding bread, me noman suris to that cr and both moveable. Endowed with carefully explained tem of the rings by which it steward, who sees that they are rounded. What these rings are lias dressed, anil he got out at the office of more organs than the ordinary run of was intoxicated as long, as he could lie the of the the end hard at and so then holding-onand commissioners a dry down without with be long been a puzzle to astronomers, but the mortals, he appears to gifted lie must give it to seems fresh ami innocent as if he had just bom the'most almost superhuman strength, as lie attempted t o go to bed on a perpen- voyage thatwho has a large explanation plausible and hungry to be can lift 900 pounds weight with one dicular wall? that they are composed of myr- born. He delivered the letter to Mr. As dont feed iad hosts longshoremen family. dear. of of small meteoric bodies Yes, iron, hand, and can bend a rod was told that there would families on precious stones, the some distance round Eaton, and s of an inch thick, by at John, do you realize that you have their circulating contents and its broken is of applicants for bread examination an be sober but two nights m thebodvoflhe planet. Saturn has office striking it on his bare arm, and two come home chamois skin in little a bag next the week? placed under its week, anil that moons the during less that eight past strong men could not bend the iron and carried to the honest dealer in no Have I, dear? and if it has any inhabitants he could appear at that .time if he deinto its original shape. control, Thats all; and you ought to be gems. like ourselves which is not likely howsired. Then The secretarys joke dawnWhen the gems lire hidden in trunks ashamed of yourself, too. The idea be strange must heavens ever the ed upon him, and, having a keen sensei A Fascinating: Stranger. But, John, false bottoms are never resorted to. sight to them, with these eight moons of a man of your age and old is of humor, he fully appreciated it. II too The transparent, and meteoric swarms. dodge Washington Letter in Chicago why, youre crying. There, there, dear, A is of small augur-cell- s line told Mr. Eaton that he did not care to After severe. regular too be mean didnt I of to deal supThere has been a good two made in the sides and bottom. These sober home come did all, A go through the ordeal; that there had you fashof of one the Highlander. Discretion pressed excitement at are filled with the gems and a new and drove been a misunderstanding, nights. of Duke in the the over. Blair Athol, ionable hotels recently. Early One day at neatly Yes, thats what makes me feel so paper inside rover pasted he wrote a back to the where hotel, Woe to the smuggler who happens to Athol, having entertained a large parmouth a gentleman of bad. And then the meeting the in note somewhat to t hose cells Tracked open. evening of one have Secretary Manning, ty at dinner, producad middle age, accompanied by a hand The eagle eye of thelavvisalwayslook-ing- . many curious and interesting family ia the following language: some and richly dressed lady, arrived them relies for their inspection, among Dear Dan: Y'ou have downed hint to 'registered, and settled down to enjoy An Enthusiastic Dry Goods MerOnly one professional smuggler m a small watch that had belo.iwcd 0Y this time, but I will call it even if you chant on the Honesty of Wom- a hundred is ever caught. They make Charles Stuart, and had bee8ive'1 Washington society. They were such will not give me away to the boys. and peopled hat it a study, science and business. They him to one of the Duke on ancestors. en. the w in point was to in noses the front house and our under the glad When company everybody pass right Do women ernbez New Y'ork Star: was sudden ly Easter. make their acquaintance. They apof our eyes with hidden fortunes. of departing Die wa in vain zle? No, they dont, replied dry Tin star shone bright oer Bethlehem or information from the other missed, and was parched for peared to he rich and lavish in thei the apart-- . That led the wise men to the manger extravagance. Scarcely a day passed goods merchant. I never knew a wom- side is our only means of hauling em upon the table aj'd was . uriir exceedingly of some wanted considers who madam officer the an who handled other people's money in. So said an cradled in his jioverty Where, but the ser- vexpri and declared that of all the ar-- . And weakness, lay the Heavenly Stranger. ladies to ride, and when they were not m the the of one himself sharpest to steal a cent. I have employed lad exhibited, the lost watch i vice. Lady examiners in the employ going out to a reception or the theatre The star shone dim on Olives hill he most valued. The one with the most reputable guests in the women as cashiers for years. They of the custom house are equally as the At midnight when the Savior prayed uneomfort-abienthan became at are making change quicker house, they were having a card party sometimes, and miosD naturally the as cute smugglers Alone in dark Gethsemane moneyed one another suspiciousof or a supper in their rooms. The men; they will detect counterfeit are frequently the captors Where Judas with a kiss betrayed. accash who their 40 however, present in had the not been personwas a house ey quicker; they keep .couple big government hauls. She knows lyaid But now the Bright and Morning Star possibly be suspected, andcour-s;week before they knew everybody, and counts clearer, and dont want to run wheie in a womans apparel ia the Shines with a pure, unclouded ray, are further men as forbade do. whole than store the knew They step not but any find them, only smuggled everybody most likely place to A heavenly beacon, shining far, I of have he the noble marked honest. almost them valuvoted most a expression invariably are sometimes mistaken unanimously mods. To guide the pilgrim on his way able acquisition to society. The mad- heard of young women as clerks who however, They No hosts extreme annoyance and diswell as the men. as 1L II. Xachall, in the Current- for The tlieir tress. am gave a gorgeous dinner, the finest have pilfered small articles collars w guests departed long ago a German woman very of cases are in the unenviable and handkerchiefs state but homes mind, been ail the has at hotel this that given o arrive on acertain ster men and cashiers reported She Knew Her Strong Point. winter, and it could not have been rare. Most sales-win on hor(m and the mysterious disappearance of fortune a with 3r at home, and that's the secret of son. She came andjewels the royal relic was a subject of discusA little 'surpassed. Each lady, as usual, re- live was duly girl, a resident sion for several months in society. A of Minnesotas ceived a corsago bouquet, and, to the it- all. They keep out of the streets id capital city, is not noted surprise and delight of all, each was nights, and from questionable places was so severe that the lady.erustoni ye.ir afterward, the Duke being again for her beauty, though possessed of & and at Blair Athol, while dressing for dinaccompanied by a handsome jin to of amusement. Many belong to good house officials apologized f ner felt in the breast pocket of a coat very sweet disposition and a remarkit on pins of real gold and real families and to churches. They are in over again. said that which his valet handed to him some- ably bright mind. She was jewels worth from $23 to $30. They every sense respectable. The foreigner smiled i were nothing, however, the madam to a minister who chanced t Newspapers nowadays are full of she did not blame then;me thing which proved to be the missing maliciollg watch. exclaimed his grace, be said, but the souvenirsof the occasion wicked embezzlements. Bank presi Why, at her home. He took her and supposed atch nnnoy heres the watch we hunted in vain littlevisiting scarcely worth mentioning, but dents run away with fortunes, wreck duty, sent the (.ab andtQthe had face between his two hands and person hat for everywhere last year! Yes, sir, those who got them were gratified, homes, families, lives, reputations and her. She looked down at her in a most scrutinizin with a fortune w hile those who did not were not. I saw Cashiers institutions. the valet gamble, public gravely; your was cl covered with wax replied Y'ou ing manner. She evidently anticipated The gentleman was considered a sort steal, forge, abscond, speculate and she wore grace put it in your pocket. Lunch gems. Ihey of of Monte Oristo in a small way so lav- use money entrusted to them by poor grapes. saw me put it in my pocket and never that her face would not bear the closo ad;e8 admired when ish was he in his outlays and the mys- working people. They lie, dissemble, and represented it! Why didnt you speak inspection, as, turning her eyes in tho These the oil w tjje j)aj. ijnjng an(j mentioned once and prevent all that trouble direction at tery of his origin made him more than deceive, and finally rob the directors of his face, she lisped out: exanir they ever an object of interest. Nobody of corporations employing them but I didna ken and feeling? I ainth and devices for smuggling what,unpleasant inpetty, Mither Brown, but knew where he came from, all the new-- - women do not steal. Look at the sui-- cover. been ha might your graces The waas numerous as the stars, St. Paul Globe Ith made friends could say that he had cides. caused by these breaches of of faithwas the the mighty mart tentions, reply are almtjewei3 brought to America ful mines or was a speculator or was in trust! See the beggars these discreet Highlander, who saw and A popcorn man calls those kernels that do other business that paid well, tongued villians have made butwoni-the- and taying tribute to Uncle Sam everything, but said nothing unless he DOt pop, and that can not be popped, old witho'ientiy a3 bright, could not say exactly what, but en do not embezzle. was directly interrogated maids. are Is ii Incrniont leice Kurtd B'llliBt4 to by Boot-He- thePr-fn,i,u- il resem-blesdosel- y office-seeke- well-bre- d well-know- n gray-haire- sons-in-la- v , halt-tha- I; vio-- , re or,o -, a- on lo-i- c r ; forty-ninei- n ! 7 n. le--- I.'! 7 s. break-dow- n 7 p bone-pointe- d do-sir- cu. y down-stair- -- 1 civil-servi- along-shorema- n three-quarter- Inter-Ocea- n g nice-lookin- g well-bre- d - Ac-ide- nt , d y o . fuiir-year-ol- il - recently-presente- j ' 1 sleek-som- e y |