| Show HOW MANY JACKS few many jacks jackal ire arc we t have lave ui hi tits ilia nanie jack through the hi atrocities of tho t ripper because a 1 for much iha th t was horrible there have lc ve ol 01 biej a title tit lc of other jacks ereki tant is 18 not when we tile sheep following ful lowing A instincts of tile tho human race but which is ia nauseating nevertheless not ot ion lone since a creature in one of the eastern cities lado himself notorious ly by chiow ing ink on tasu clothes or of women atho ho hini on oil the tha street lie ile wag as labeled jack the ink slinger Sling cr then a genii demented fellow with a pasion for loricco chewing and a strong leaning toward expectorating expect orating bilins on balies tL dresses esses became known as jack the following the lii wake of these an individual fitial became very numerous in certain quarters because of tho thorgood good habte yet foolish conduct exhibited by hini him in kissing will and hugging nearly every ever y pretty girl lie he met ile iio was variously sarious ly dubbed jack the kisser or jaik jack the hugger according A to the lie Et stronger ronger imbres sion eion he left on the fair victim by his kissing or hia bin bu hugging ging no now 1 I cornea comes a fellow mith ith a weakness eak neds for tho the soft boft tresses of 1 hair I air that are a crown of glory to so many women lie ile mut have lave them so he clips hein cleanly oft off and makes flay with them thell lie he is called jack the hair cutter this thing has only fairly ht arted if mr air elleton El laton whose office is in the like JOURNAL buildings building shall ili ill continue contino to manifest so strong an all affection for pio pie thit that it becomes a matter of common repute w which Is ich heaven forbid ho 10 is i sure to wind up his pic biting career under cinder tile the startling appellation or 01 jigli f 1 alic lie pi ii bit bliler ter so with willi our county clerk C D I 1 AV fullmer Ful liner unless his wi can call bpersti ade him to pirt part with the lie capillary substance sub stanco that is becoming so scarce on his hia head and yot cibeli no 00 plentifully on oil hi his erstwhile smooth of check and chin clain he is ie confronted nith lith tile the possibility of being spoken keil of as a jault tile whisker on oil tile the same ica sonin mr baker of the U 0 lumber Luni lier company liaa haq reserved for hains hit isif lf the ilia title of jick jack the ij I 1 p I 1 lej fi and for the editor of this liy if not jack the kicker Kick ertl for any of the keeping keepin boys boya why not jack the V and for fir sundry other p boons jack the tax dodger dodder and why not |
