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Show 7 Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILLS ami Relief-Perma- nent fail. Pvnety veget ablead surely but gently m taanoa - B- I Carters! V Improve the complexioa brighten PUl, Saull Dim, Saall Pnca SU Genuine Leonard Wood VER M mu Signature STATEMENT OF FACT Mr. Johnson Unable to See Where In Any Way He Had "Put His Foot In It." Cora A the Uver. Stop afar 5IMPLE 1 --V It is common to deplore the lack of humor in a person. Yet the very want of it may save a certain amount of embarrassment, as was the case on a certain occasion with President Johnson. "He was one day." says a writer In Harper's Magazine, "visiting my mother, and a friend, Mrs. Knox, a widow, came in. She had known Mr. Johnson some years be fore, when he was a member of the legialature. but they had not met since then. 'After mutual recognition, Mr. Johnson said, 'How Is Mr. Knox? I have not seen him lately.' " 'He has been dead six years,' said Nipped In the Bua. The Minister (stopping to ten) Bakersfield, Cal., Women's Awful Suf- No, thank you, 1 must decline on the cucumbers. fering. Little Tonunle Guess you're bfrald Mrs. II. W. Heagy, 1515 L St.. Ba of the tummy ache, but you don't need kersfield, Cal., says: "Doctors fulled to be, cuz when I have It mamma al" (! I I) Boston to help me and I was In despair. The ways rubs kidney secretions scalded terribly and passed too freely. I Mm. Wlnamw's Soothing- - "Trap. often staggered aa If PorchiluivD li.liiug, anlu,nlliaitui. &mi a I could not drunk. butue. tluiuuhc. iMkia.uura lie In bed over half Statistics are almost as unsatisfacan hour. My side was numb. Bight affected, tory as facts are stubborn. and a tingling sensacovered tion my Send postal for It actually body. Free Package seemed aa If I would of l'axtlne I was go crazy. Better and more economical saved from fatal llrlght'a disease by than liquid antiseptics Doan's Kidney Pills and my health ImFOB ALL TOILET USES. proved wonderfully." Remember the name Doan a. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-MllburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. DRIVEN ALMOST CRAZY. rtMluorete-tUuiiuftliou.- from an article by Thodor Romfvdl In The Outlook, by special Th Outlook, of which Theodore Kooaevelt Is t'ontrlbutlnc Copyright. IJ0, by The Outlook Company. All Klghta Kretrvtd. Gen. Leonard Wood has Just re- more or leas persons turned from South America to take up who were misled by these schemers Better a nagletta wife than a horse his duties as chief of the geueral staff and adventurers; but It Is astounding less carriage. of the United States army, the h'ghetit to any one acquainted with the facts military position which the service af- to realize, not merely what he accom- Mrs. Knox. Dr. PJeree'a Plnatent Pr.llr.ta Sra ant aa in ..... fords. plished, but bow he succeeded In gain"I thought I hadn't seen him on maend bow. (a. 0 uii gi.iiul.i. Nearly 12 years ago, when Leonard ing the good will of the enormous the street,' said Mr. Johnson. will of whose the men good Wood was acting as governor of Santi- jority "When Mrs. Knox left, my mother THE DOCTOR'S IDEA. A Treasure. ago, I wrote In the Outlook about what could be won only In honorable fash said, laughing, 'That was a funny misnew "Your maid looks very dis- he had already achieved, and what he ion. Spaniards and Cubans, Christian take of yours about Mr. Knox.' Gives one a sweet breath clean, white, creet." could be trusted to achieve. During Filipinos and Moros, Catholic eccle mistake did I make?' said "'What teeth entiseptically dan germ-fre- e Is. she even She "Indeed, knocks the Intervening 12 years he has played siastics and Protestant missionaries mouth and! throat purifies the breath 'I said I hadn't aeen him on Johnson. all at the drawers before opening a very conspicuous part among the in each case the great majority of the iter smoking dispels all disagreeable street, and I hadn't.'" them." Pele Mele. men who have rendered signal service those whose opinion was best worth perspiration and body odors much apto the country by the way In which having grew to regard General Wood preciated by dainty woman. A quick LEG A MASS OF HUMOR And They Wondered. remedy for sore eyes and catarrh. they have enabled It to grapple wltb as their special champion and ablest c. f fern raxuaa powoer oa. Judge Nicholas Longwortb, who the duties and responsibilities in friend, as the man who more than any solved in a glaai of hot walat "About seven years ago a small need to alt on Ohlo'a supreme bench, curred by the Spanish war. What has others understood and sympathized r?3 make a delightful astiatpbc solooked unnaturally grave, and a been accomplished In the Philippine!, with their peculiar needs and was abrasion appeared on my right leg lution, poMrnlpa extraordinary me Irritated ankle. It above my In neighbor, recognition of his facial In Cuba, In Porto Rico, in Panama, anxious and able to render them the just e Wanting, germicidal and healso that I began to scratch It. and It depression, named a pet owl "Judge and In San Domingo during these 12 help tbey most needed. ing power, and absolutely harm-lea- k It wait the very next years represents a sum of achieveHis administration was aa signally began to spread until my leg from my Longworth." Try a Sample. 50c a large bos at druggWU or by auiL day that an excited maid broke up his ment of which this nation has a right successful In the Moro country as in ankle to the knee was one solid scale wlfe'e garden party. "Oh, madam,' to be extremely proud. In each locali- Cuba. In each case alike tt brought In like a scab. The Irritation waa always Tmk Paiton TOILET Oo.. Beaten. Mae. aald she. "Madam! Judge tangworth ty the problem has been different, In Its train peace, an Increase In material worse at night and would not allow has laid an egg." each locality it has been solved with prosperity, and a rigid adherence to me to sleep, or my wife either, and It undermining our signal success. Of course there have honesty aa the only policy tolerated waa completely ' been mistakes and shortcomings, but among officials. Ills opportunity for health. I lost fifty pounds In weight Try Th, This Bummir, The very next time you're hot, tired on the whole It would be difficult to military service has not been great. and was almost out of my mind with Invalid Doctor, I must positively or thirsty, step up to a soda fountain find anywhere a finer record of suc either In the Philippines or while ha pain and chagrin as no matter where One gets It by highway man Tana and get a glass of Coca-ColThis record was the governor of Cuba. Still, on the Irritation came, at work, on tL i Insist upon knowing the worst. It will cessful accomplishment. Dr. Wise Well, 1 guess my bill will of thovaande by Bad BoufUtio difcool you off, relieve your bodily and Is primarily due to the admirable qual- several occasions he was obliged to street or In the presence of company, mental fatigue and quench your thirst ity of the men put at the bead of af carry on operations against hostile I would have to scratch It until I bad be about $85. ference. Consttpatioa and Jtad Bver At soda fountains or fairs In the different places. Messrs. tribes of Moros. and In each case he the blood running down Into my shoe, delightfully. make the whole system akk Every, In the Desert. carbonated In bottles 6c everywhere. Taft. Luke Wright. Smith and Forbes, did his work with skill, energy, and I simply cannot describe my suffer of of horrors Is the a body knows It CASCARETS regulate Here glimpse The Delicious, refreshing and wholesome. Messrs, Hunt, Winthrop, Post and Col-to- efficiency; and. once It was done, he Ing during those seven years. from the Gold-fielcore Bowel and Liver trouble by simply a western taken desert, both Goeth-al- s loss of as In Governor mortification, Colonel much Coca-Colsleep, showed dealing pain, humanity Magoon, Send to the wall-Mil- lions Co., Atlanta, desert "Another News: (Nev.) doing nature's work until yea get Inde la wife mvself and to to simply these and their colleagues and with the vanquished as he bad shown Oa., for their free booklet "The Truth I Archie and Is CampSaver victim life use exCASCARETS, reported, to one haa In our scribable on paper and SB About Tells what Coca-Col- a subordinates the country owes a capacity to vanquish them. manager of the Last Chance bell, week-la. It sucwhat know It to a for some of be a of CASCABKTS toe debt there kinds are heavy obligation. country perience Is and why It Is so delicious, reDeath near aeller valley, treatment, all drurgtata. Biggest Most of those I have mentioned are cess which receive an altogether dis "I tried all kinds of doctors and rem- mining property And la lit world. Million boaca a mooln. to en- freshing and Colonel Goethals. under proportionate financial reward; but In edies but I might as well have thrown ! came to Goldfleld yesterday of the tend 2c stamp for the Coca-ColBase- civilians. to the establish deavor identity would eewer. They ball Record Book for 1910 contains whom the gigantic work of the Pans no other country Is the financial re my money down a ward ao small for the kind of service try up for a little while and fill me unfortunate. the famous poem "Casey At The Bat," ma canal Is being accomplished, with "Mr. Campbell encountered the unWood and by the with hope only to break out again just astounding rapidity and sue done by man on the desert In a fright records, schedules for both leagues literally known I I worse. bad a If not la given up representative of the army, other men whose names have given as had and other valuable baseball Informa- cess, He was In the last condition. ful was The share of the army In the honor above. General Wood Is an army off! hope of ever being cured when I devoid tion compiled by authorities. WlVaeViU roll Is very large. The Importance cer with nothing but an army officer's Induced by my wife to give the Cut!-cur- a stages of desert exhaustion, blistered and of sunburned, clothing, of work like that of General Bell In pay. and we accept It as a matter of trial. After a Remedies taking swollen enorril.:::iHdfeCiTiTTfT.:w-TJSTJI- Keeping It Dry. M' of General Barry In course that be ahould have received the Cutlcura Remedies for a little crazed, with bis tongue An old woman of a wealthy New the Philippines, unable and a object, mously, pitiable can hardly be overestimated; practically no pecuniary reward for while I began to see a change, and Cuba, Jersey family was going visiting. The but, as a whole, of all the work of the those services which he rendered In after taking a dozen bottles of Cutl- to apeak. "He was tenderly conveyed to camp coachman, who had not been in this army officers, the greatest In amount. officer cura Resolvent In conjunction with You can shave first time you try not such as an and country long, had just been equipped and the greatest In variety of achieve positions occuplea. There army everything possible done for him. Ointand an Cutlcura not la with a Cuticura the Soap usually wltb a new uniform and a new silk came too late, for an ment, must be credited to General other big country In the world where ment, the trouble had entirely disap- but kind aid first the absorbed had he after hat. Before tbey had gone far It be- Wood. And. moreover, hour he has at he would not have received a suband my leg was as fine as the of water he expired." gan to sprinkle, and the old woman times combined with singular success stantial reward auch as here no one peared 1 was born. Now after a lapse of cup day told the coachman to fasten down the the functions of civil administrator even thinks of bis recurreceiving. Yet, aft six months with no signs of a side curtains of the wagonette. Quotation Marks. WORLD OVER KNOWN THE and military commandant. The part er all, the reward for which be most rence I feel perfectly safe In extendIn an after dinHe drove up to a hitching poet be- played by the United States In Cuba carer Is the opportunity to render ing to you my heartfelt thanks for the nerSenator Reverldge. side the road and, dismounting, hung has been "one of the most honorable service, and tbla opportunity has been food the Cutlcura Remedies have done speech In Cleveland, aald of a corDAISY FLY KILLER KTa--j: his sew bat on the post, and begun to ever played by any nation In dealing politician: rupt now lor me. I shall always recommend given him once and again. He as aa Is absurd man's "The eicuse fasten the curtains. with a weaker power, one of the most stands as rhlef-of-ataof the Amerl to my friends. W. II. White, the excuse that a certain minister ofThe old woman noticed bis bare satisfactory In all respects; and to can army, the army In which he was them E. Cabot St.. Philadelphia. Pa., Feb. fered on (12 ltt mm lewtt pItt . wW being convicted of plagiarhead and asked him where his bat General Wood more than to any other serving In a subordinate position as I and Apr. 13. 1909." ism. fiewMMaiep was. one man Is due the credit of starting surgeon 13 year ago. His rise tin f tfa.lgelfw . 4 awrMha. 'nrethren. said this minister. "It "Ol took It off me head, mum, so as this work and conducting It to a suc been a ton Inning, and It has been due raal SOMETIMES. 1 fftftnif. for neirfifj borrow true la that occasionally Is wouldn't get wet." the coachman cessful conclusion during the earliest purely to Ma own striking qualificattoaeJ eew lew mtrym. my sermons, but I always acknowland most difficult years. L4ke almost tion and striking; achievements. Again replied. In the pulpit by raising fact the edge men sll of the mentioned, as well as and again he has rendered great servtwo fingers at the beginning and two Dolt House Library. their colleagues. Genera! Wood of ice to the American people: and he at the end of the borrowed matter, A search for a child's short story. course Incurred the violent hatred of will continue to render such service ol nSia paper i)e- thus Indicating that It Is quoted." " dishonest un "The Ctrlffin and the Minor Canon schemers now In holds. and many the position he In a volume all by Itself revealed to a scrupulous adventurers, and of a fe THEODORE ROOSEVELT. A New Version. Died ia it columns ahould ianat npoa persistent city shipper the thought Lawyer have a peculiar system of baring what thry e fat, eduaing all and money that aTe expanded on the IS TOO MUCH HANDSHAKING? yet there are various things about It such word as trUHtee. abbreviation, subautiae at imaahnna. Book houses. dolls' of furnishing which render It unsatisfactory. executors being rut down to trees, .tores bad not the story In a single Rather surprisingly It haa thus far exors. and admors. This practise led volume, but in a department store Other Wsys of Greeting Friends That escaped the denunciations of the docto an amusing slip on the part of a one young woman Interviewed had rew Are Much Preferable, Accordfl tors, ho h.ive spared no little else, PACKER'S solicitor who, somewhat late In life, the from toy transferred a possible occasion for the communcently been HAIR BALSAM ing to Writer. entered and his abandoned profession an4 !' u- - aa ication of Injurious microbes, but one department and was able to contribute church. A few Sundays after his the RMtor to aJie fyrmf dewn a helpful hint. not a the have of to be President VuUfil Color. Mir to ita Although a few have suffered the ordination he startled bla congregat .i.i a "I think." she said, "you csn find It Cm even a t'nlted nor polman in popular of the deliv unpleasant experience tion while reading the lesson by In one of the dolls' bonnes down the rase recently reported, the bones itician engaged In a canvass for votes, ering one of Ibe paanagcs aa follows: If not have stairs." that aometln.es to wished affllri4 of whose band were forced out of "I see men as trustees walking." become Thompson's Ejt Watar time that hsd eunayve. the never had been by Curiosity handshaking habit of a too the vise-likgresp by place so the shopper a sauce to literature, are an many ways rone vigorous snl unduly demonstrative contracts. There n ;r.m," The secret of life la not to do what "Kii.t. th ri.tr.. hurried downstairs to Inspect 'he doll friend, most people wilt be Inspired by of shaking hands that are objection aa, tMM, a one likes, but to try to like that which aiBHn, lDrpcatae a karaiicaa, houses. Three of the most expensive their personal recollections to sympa-tblt- able and there are so many different one has lo do: and one does like It o c house contained libraries consisting unwiRn with this victim of a misdirect- kinds of hands whose touch com mimiin time. D. M. Craik. Hwtiiwnniver. i HtMill, iiwitaiia aa DiiaTfiH and bonks cs tea not a f a score of diminutive sensation exactly f.o) who II: pleasant knows Ii4 ed ardor. Everyone pople atl.a (.obi ftOf" r.ln or il. Mat itna each book contained a child's story sek lo express the sincerity and ear Hands that are too hot or too cold, aaa fall srtra H (4wf. Man will have what he desires, and rainai tp ...1 erHlrtl. ..nln mn rnmr.lcle. One of them was "The nestness of their good will by aueeg-In- too moist or too dry, or whose Inert Henderson When a man marries will find what la really best for bim. .oa. Met raa a. laiWuK Ruel feaaa. Griffin and the Minor Canon." the hand they take as though thy nes communicates sn uncompllmpn he keeps his wife in dresses, bats. exactly as he honestly seeks It. of Indifference on the psrt 10 W. N. U, Salt Laks City. No. were trying to break every one of the lery shoes In fact, everything she needs. KToude. score or so of bones which the human of I heir nosMseors. husband Kvcry one Is familiar wltb the hand What does a wife keep her nd every one on hand comprises, In? such occsslons must have wished thst ahake in which all the shaking has to Ilenpeck (absently) Hot water. be of done the first the by part, party than of salutation form some other In one lies the which hand d grasps the one most In vogue had been Another Tradition Exploded. limp and llfeWe In one's own. to be vised and vrere generally practiced. Two Kngllshtnen were resting at or lei -left, to be squeezed or Red Horse Inn" at Hfralfordon- Shaking hands In a retle of barbar-- taken as one the pleases, while the attl Avon. One of them discovered a It became the eostom drop, The People'e Common Senae Medical Adviser, in rleio ism anyhow R. V. Pierre, M. U., when every one carrlel a Inde of the owner suggests an abso print picturing a low tumbling build atisfac-tio- n In lUijInh, or Medicine Simpiiaed, byInvalids' the days solid There's Hotel and the lute1 lack of Interest In the proceed to I'hyaiciaa friend one Conaijlting Ontl when and belt In his was which printed: dagger I at Buffalo, a book of 1008 large pages and Inotiiute Is vanity and ing underneath also Itehnld. and delightful rethat It tigs. another thought "The House In Which Shakespeare meeting over 7U0 illustrations, ia strong paper covert, to any one sending 21 one-ceto attest the perefulne of his In- vevation of spirit. So Is the question freshment in a glass ol Waa Born." Turning lo hla friend In , or, in I rem a Cloth binding for 31 stamp. It stamps lo cover coat of mailing which and which arises, an recurrently open palm tentions by extending mild surprise he pointed to the print bSO.OVO copies ol this complete Family Doctor Book were sold ia cloth Over Is ol source the be supper-temay toe eopie Then the other man roald do no His friend exhibited equal aurprise, and binding at regular price of J1.S0. Aiterwarde, one and a hall mill secret embarrassment, the que reviaed edition ia now ready erer given away as above. A new, who aseured them of a thai make a similarly reassuring two much called waiter tlon of to shake or not to shake the accuracy of the and the Kfssp of theae for mailing. Better send NOW, brlor ail are gone. Address WnaiVi Die. Inscription. no rsNtABT Msdical Aociatkh, R. V. Fierce, M. U., President, Buffalo, N. V. extended hands naturally followed. Ktiqoette has Ita rules for this, but observ aald the "'Pon my word," ran formulate will of rules etiquette a process logical head by his DR. PIKRCCS FAVORITi: PRESCRIPTION SuWuntly, handshake Ing Englishman, shaking grew to be cover every eae that may arise, and dubiously, "1 thought he waa born In evolu'lon the THE ONF, RF.MFTTY for woeaan't peewUar ailments good ewewgb the right thing may not a the conventional form of greeting and to determine Success Magazine. fete aaakera ere nog afraid to print oa tta ewtaada wrapper it manger!" that be was easy. always the refusal of a proffered hand every Ingredient. Ne Seer eta No Deeeptioaw It will be ee-- n that the Chinese Less Lavish. regarded as one of those Insults China TTTF. ONE RFMmY for womta vrhUb eoarteina a eleebol eaxl The lis has out be ran plftn advantages. wiped only dishonor whose "I saw 'Uncle Tom's Cabin' plsyed Served with Sugar and your no habit-formiwith blood. Now the custom la ton man you meet does not shakeown. dreg. Made from native anadlelnal forest re eta recently." shakes He hla bows aod Its hand. for of well eatabliaboel evretrve valee. a little Lemon. mif and widelybeestablished "BoV conceivsbl aod Philadelphia Inquirer. abandonment to "1 think 111 read the book." "Yon may be disappointed. The the Postum contains Peculiar Trie a of LlghtoMg. book mentions only one little Eva and Valee. Powerful Bird's of natural food elements naked-IbroateUghinlng played a curious trick one lawyer Marks." Louisville Courier-JoThere Is a bird knows aa the field grain and is really bell bird, that has eweb a with a funeral procession near Limo- urnal. heard ges, recently. It struck the ebureh and a food drink that relieves powerful voice that It can be and burned the altaf cloth. 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