Show the key hole by the desert rat time sure goes by fast sure foot and I 1 hardly got back to camp and here it is time to start to town to wn again think maybe before we get snowed in up here in the hills we will take a little vacation and just do nothing and then we won t have a cake take two weeks xa vacation cation after coming back ake most folks that tike a vacation do I 1 have been noticing rot roti icing cinq signs igns that maybe vacation time I 1 ib abou over that is not counting js as old uranium tors for we never have tune time for a for I 1 see these texas ars heading back toward home and e california cars going vest rest so faybe they are going home too and when you get all the texans back in texas and californians back in california there is not many people left to be on vacation it is just awful what people will do besides looking for uranium they pack all the children dogs cats cat sand and what els else e they may have that the neighbors won wont t keep into a car and head out to spend two or three weeks working harder than the folks that are smart and stay at home to take a vacation they think they will make it to the next town to stay over night then when they get there the other fellow did the same thing and got there before you and got the only cabin like here in green river also got in the cafe cate ahead of you and you wait and wait soma some more before the girls find time to feed you so you wind up by eating what ever you can get and then go out on the desert beside the road and roll up in a blanket or fold up in a car seat and and soon pass out wondering why people call things like that a vaca tion or why some one did oid not build a town in between some of these that are here it is then as we see these things sure foot and I 1 take a deep desert air breath and wonder on out into the hills count ing our many blessings that civili bation has not caught up with us at last we got the real low down on southern california weather I 1 think maybe they have run out of ice out there to treat the ther dometer before giving out official weather reports so they claim it is unusual ileather when they have to make the true facts known and that it gets hotter out there than here in the uranium desert country maybe that is the reason those california girls don t wear more clothes than they do isn it it terrible how some of these folks that print newspapers gets things scrambled up so that you have to read the paper all week to find out what is in an article last weeks paper got me all as I 1 could not tell which way I 1 was looking thru we key hole and I 1 want you folks to know that I 1 did not bring any of that henry mountain spring water in with kith me but maybe some of those other old desert rats came to town with their canteens filled anyway I 1 am going to have a talk with tiny and find out more about how they run news thru those machins and get it to come out like it does I 1 also got aled when I 1 went into the post office to see if anybody was trying to find me for while I 1 was out there looking for those hot rocks somebody put a lot more pigeon holes with funny doors on them in the building huldt ng and had painted the whole thing up and I 1 was not sure that I 1 was in the poa office until I 1 went out and looked at the sign to the persons responsible e for or all these c changes anges goes another ticket to use the fur lined bath tub I 1 made inquiries about how the municipal trash bowl came into being but it is still a mystery however I 1 noticed severa piles of brick neara so maybe they are going to fence it in with them and charge to see in the bottom in strolling down the main drag I 1 found that there was a nother big hole in the ground that wash t being wing used for anything only trash those two holes would woul d continued on page 4 continued from page 2 hold a lot of trash that is laying around over town that should be somewhere where people see it but there is something funny about that south hole somebody som body tried to clean it out by setting it on fire then those fire boys had to try out the new fire truck and went and put it out before they should so now tabe tale a look at it and see what you think should be done about such things if folks ain t more careful about how those things look some of thos moab chamber of commerce guys may come over here and take some pic pie tures and run them in their pager paper that would be bad for you know how they are for they claim all the uranium on the colorado pla regardless of where it is located somebody said I 1 should come to town a few days ago and had sure foot s picture taken for the livies well that would have been nice but maybe it was beat bea we wan warn it here for they may have run his picture backward showing him omin a irto town giong end too then he would get accused of drink mg ing too nuch of that henry moan tain juice coming into town on us trip when we got to that part of the H hanksville Hanks anks ville road where they have been ironing it out and put ting that black stuff over the top sure foot came very near ruining his reputation for he went to walk ing like a drunken sailor on a rough sea probably anything would act that way after traveling that road an these years has anyone invited those se moab folks up here to the watermelon bust if not maybe the mayor hould issue a special invitation to them then when they get here and get full of watermelon ar range ments should be made to take them out west of town and show them some uranium mines that should be interesting to them as we well I 1 I 1 as a lot of other folks that did not know where all the uranium is coming from these cool makes a fellow begin to think what he did with his summer wages or uranium also reminds him that it will soon be sweater time which is always one of the most interesting seasons of the year it also reminds me I 1 had better g go 0 hunt that old mule and get back to camp where we belong as the days are getting aso so short a fellow just don t have time to see all the interesting things around town so until next week adios |