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Show . @aaettsfl presents. A TEMPORARY JOURNAL DEVOTED TO THE INTERESTS OF THE UNTIED ORDER OF WOODEN SHOES. CHAPTER 1 . FIRST DAY OF THE FOR’I‘Y-FOURTH CONFERENCE. AND Brigham taking them (the people)into a high mountain, showed unto them all the kingdoms of the Tau ‘Nymph of the put the visitors to Conference to the theater. world ina moment of Every student of the lower parts of “the female human form time. And Brigham ‘ said unto them: All - this power will I give ' thee, and the glory of out to see the piece. for they will be shown in all their beauties and of every variety, from those resembling attenuated broom-handles to those which ap- pear to have no pedal ending, and ire of a uniform size from the bottom to top. Wooden 3* =73 shoes too,aredispensed g —_7_ with, and, in fact, ; everything else as far -1 as a moral community if i will allow. It will also convince many that the President madea great :3 1 . when to whomsoever I will it, if thou therefore , wilt worship me, all . shall be thine. Will the people say, “ get behind me thou , avaricious satan?”—- ' Enoch’s new translation . of the New Testament. FOR years past PresidentYoung has threatened, in case Congress did anything in regard to polygamy, to burn everything and leave the Territory a desert again. We think, however, his past few mistake, or was proph- / ecying in a wrong spirit, them, for that is delivered unto me and some 2 years ago, he declared years’ experience has taught him to reverse that legs and Gentile Paul’s actors should never be Seen upon the boards. Arman gig/vimM of can. a”; divine” should turn > Mr is upon the boa1 ds as an inducement to attract doctrine, and he now thinks “it is EFFECTSJOFfZS'l‘RIPPING THE LAST TEA'I‘. HIS SUCCESSES, than the law ever intended should be done by one man. That vile sheet, the Tribune, which never He has succeeded in laying the foundation of loses an opportunity to exaggerate any story a temple in the short space of twenty-five years. that may cast a shade on the character of He has succeeded in completing and running the authorities, has lately been publishing a a theater while it payed, and in turning it over long list of the failures of our President. The to other parties when there was no money in it. following list of his successes we publish, more He has succeeded in more failures than any to vindicate the character of our beloved leader, other man that ever lived, and in palming off than to deign to answer the frivolous charges his failures on the church, while he kept his better to stop marrying than to burn.” it “before they shall take effect,” of course, or else there would be no use in his doing it at all. Now why does not the Governor do his duty and approve the laws passed by the Assembly? The organic Act expressly says w-_,_.r,, Lnrleyburg ’ he “ shall approve” them. Says Worcester, “ This verb [shall] is unquestionably a derivative from the Saxon A BOOK THE FIRST. seeal, I 0ch or I ought, and was originally of the same import. I shall denoted, ‘ It is my duty.’ ” “ In the second and third person, it implies compulsion, command, promise, or threat.” brought again at him by the aforementioned vile sheet. money wherewith to purchase Jackson County ~ Nara-«tn a» 4*!6"" aries ever sent to Utah, and still perseveres in the good work. He has succeeded in hoarding large piles of v In this passage in the organic act shall is used few successes for himself. in the third person, and evidently implies comThis list of successes might be continued inmand, compulsion, duty, obligation. definitely, but the few examples above given, He has succeeded Joseph Smith. We wish to know, therefore, where his ExHe has succeeded in converting more people . will, we believe, be sufficient to prove that the cellency obtains his authority to veto, or refuse to approve, any bill passed by the Legislature. away from Mormonism than all the mission- I president has not been wholly a failure. We mere-1y ask for information, as we are not — - v...__ HEAVY ARGUDIENT, The following gem appeared in the Deseret News some time since, and we think it but just learned in the law. If he has any such authority. and will furnish us information as to where he obtained it, we shall be obliged to him. Now, to show the force of this reasoning, we will take the parallel sentence: “The author in the Millenium. to the author to reproduce it here, that our beof the above effusion is a nasty fellow to argue h He has succeeded in baffling all attempts to . loved President may know how well his cause with.” We will discard the second half of the catch him in any punishable crime, by only going as far as the laws allow, and leaving his tools to go the balance of the way. has been battled for during his absence, and sentence in the same manner, and say, “The hope that the writer may be rewarded for this author of the above effusion is a nas—,” but we prodigiou s argument, by a Cardinal’s hat the think we have said enough He has succeeded in disgusting many of his to prove our point. first opportunity: followers by allowing himself to be henpecked V+H~.——.. . -The second section of the Organic Act says in his old age by the strong~minded Amelia. Baronam’s slaves will be known hereafter by that the Governor “shall approve all laws He has succeeded in pre-empting more land passed by the Legislative Assembly,” shall do their badge of servitude, viz., wooden shoes. i t r" . J ' l l. t 1 |