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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That only big; .' newspapers can make typographical errors w ithout being criticised. . '. . .. , ; ' r ,"That knowledge is gained only on-ly by personal experience. " , v' That you cannot give satisfaction satis-faction when you are attending to two propositions at one time. That if a man shoots his wife he should have a good alibi prepared. pre-pared. That a man on the street recently re-cently asked where that attorney attor-ney would go after he waa thru on this sphere. . That great leaders in business busi-ness often attribute their success suc-cess to kowledge of human nature. na-ture. i . That President Heber Grant of the L. D. S. Church at the opening of conference the past week, rightly advised his hearers hear-ers to "get out of debt and stay out." That death and taxes are often of-ten mentioned together but they are not similiar except to certainty. ' death comes ... only once. That bars are put across jail windows so that the prisoners may look between them and see personal liberty go by. That it takes new bait to catch an old sucker. ' , That with so many of the soft drink parlors going out of business the people of Bingham will have quite a time when the dry spell arrives. " That we love humanity as 'a whole but reserve the right to individual exceptions. . That pessimists are always telling of this country being on the brink of disaster but the beauty of it, it never falls y over.; ov-er.; " A |