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Show Y EBER HERALD The American Grocery Company Invites you to visit them at their stori 359 Twenty-fourth St. You are welcome if you make a purchase or not. but "seeing is believing." We have only FRESH QUALITY GOODS AND SELL FOR LESS We also deliver any order amounting to ?2 or more. If you linil it is more convenient. PHONIT 747 American Grocery Company r MORM lAGll'Y for LKSS MONKY Edison Mazda Lamps Watson-Flygare Hardware Co. Phone 90 2414 Washington Avenue When You Think of Furniture, Think of Home Furniture Company FURNISHERS OF HOME, SWEET HOME Corner 23d and Washington Hyrum Pingree Roy L. Tribe E. N. Van Dyke TELEPHONE 175 O. A. PARMLEY, Manager Ogden Steam Laundry Company DRY CLEANERS AND DYERS 437 Twenty-fifth Street OGDEN, UTAH The Best Shoe Values Ave" to he Found in JONES SHOES THE H.W. JONES COMPANY 2461 Washington Ave., Ogden "Shoes for the Whole Family" OGDEN'S LEADING ASSORTMENT SCHOOL SUPPLIES, BOOKS, STATIONERY AND xVLL MORMOX PUBLICATIONS BRAMWELL'S BOOK STORE BOYLE FURNITURE COMPANY THE HOME OF GOOD FURNITURE THE BEST PLACE TO BUY YOUB HOUSE FURNISHINGS TO SEE WELL SEE Rushmer Man u fact uriny Optician 2404 Washington Ave FORMER EDITOR IN FRANCE (Continued From Page One) shining bright. Suddenly the chasers started dropping depth bombs. When they exploded the water would shoot up about fifty feet in the air just like a geyser. Suddenly, right in front of our ship, a funny looking thing like a stovepipe with an elbow on it, stuck up out of the water. It was too close in for the chasers to fire on for fear of hitting our boat. It looked rather bad for us for a few moments until the transport on the side of us turned loose with a gun on her port side. The shot struck true. Steel plates flew in (he air, following a big explosion. A big puddle of oil, appearing on the water, was all that was left of the U-boat. We landed at Liverpool and took the train for Southhampton. We passed through some very pretty country, such places as Oxford, Leichester, and I believe Manchester, and the next night went speeding across the channel on the boat "Harvard." This ship was once an excur- EVENTUALLY PAINE & HURST FOR GOOD THINGS TO WEAR WHY NOT XOW? "Where the Women Trade" sion boat running from San Francisco to San Diego. We landed at Le Havre and I was put on guard. At night when all was quiet I could hear the booming of the big guns. In a couple of days we were crowded into little dinky box cars and were on our way. We passed through the suburbs of Paris and finally landed in Gievres. I guess you have tried to find this place on the map. It is near Tours and about three miles from Romoratin. 1 have made a few trips since arriving. One to La Rochelle, on the coast, and another to Bordeaux, on the southern coast. I have done all kinds of work stevedore, stenographer, etc. I've worked till 12 at night and back at the usual hours in the morning. This is the first Sunday and full day I have had off since arriving in France. We also had an extra hour of sleep this morning, which sure felt great. Perhaps you wonder why we must stay. It is because we handle all the wire, poles, tools, insulators and like material for telephone and telegraph lines. Please save the "Stars and Stripes" that I have sent you. I guess you know I wish you a merry Xmas and a happy New Year. From your son Dale. FROM $4 TO $9 THE J 4 S EIOE A PAIR roft MEM Clark's 2353 WASHINGTON AVENUE Just Nuts When He Volunteers The Minister: Trust in God and make your powder fly. His Doting Mother: I wonder how long before he'll be a general. His Militant Father: Bully for him! His Pacifist Uncle: Dear me! Dear, dear me! His Proud Aunt: He gets his brave spirit from our side of the family. His Little Brother: Gee! I wish I could go. His Little Sister: I wish I had a dress like that uniform. His Chum: I hope he pays me that five bucks before he goes. His Best Girl: Isn't he grand! His Girl's Chum: Oh, you must give me a military button for my collection.Their Next-Door Neighbor: I suppose they'll be more stuck up than ever now. Drill Sergeant: Oh, Gawd! Nuts on Trees Curious Charlie Do nuts grow on trees, father? Father They do, my son. Curious Charlie Then what tree does the doughnut grow on? Father The "pantree," my son. The High Cost of Food Customer Let me see, how much do you want for that dog? Owner Five dollars, sir. Customer I thought you said three yesterday? Owner Yes, but he ate atwo-dollar chicken last night. The Way Bystander I suppose you would like to take a ride without worrying .about tires and the like? Spoon (fixing a puncture) You bet 1 would. Bystander Well, here's a car ticket. All for Nothing "Now, my son." said the conscientious teacher, "tell nie why I punished you." "That's it," blubbered the boy, indignantly. "First you pounded the life out of me, an' now you don't know what you done it for." Powder She Why do authors always speak of a smile creeping over the heroine's face? He Perhaps they're afraid that i' it went any faster it might kick up a dust. The teacher was worried about Rus-sel, so she finally wrote his mother: "You must really give Russell a bath: he needs it badly. In fact, though I hate to say it. Russell smells." The mother wrote back to the teacher: "Russell aint no rose: don't smell him: learn him." Foolish Query Agnes Lemon said last night he'd kiss me or die in the attempt. Ida Good gracious! And did he kiss you? Agnes Well, you haven't heard of his death, have you? My Hosiery The socks I get from thee, dear heart, Are made, indeed, for churls not me. Though the seams look good, they rip apart My hosiery! My hosiery! Nor is my taste for Alice blue, Cerise and color gayety, But for a quiet or somber hue In hosiery! My hosiery! I have no use for fancy braid, And polka dots are rot to me; For 1 only want the plainest made n hosiery! My hosiery! I know you do your best to try And please the manly heart of me; But. my dear. I ask, just let ME buy My hosiery! My hosiery! A STORE THAT TRIES TO PLEASE V YOU CAN DEPEND ON SQUARE TREATMENT AT OUR PLACE J. S. LEWIS & CO. JEWELERS Millinery and Women's Ready-to-Wear jZ? jZ7 j? The Leader INCORPORATED 23.51 Washington Ave. "Good Goods" -IF QUALITY, CLEANLINESS AND COURTESY appeals to you, our tastes are mutual. JERRY BUY EVERYTHING TO EAT frl RUSSELL-JAMES CO. INCLUDING "EVER-CLEAR" TEA Corner Twenty-fourth and Lincoln TAKE HER TO THE FIREPROOF A LHAMBR The theatre of quality Paramount and Artcraet Programs CALL AT j& T OM'S je? for your CANDY, ICE CREAM, CHILI and DRINKS M. L. JONES COAL & ICE CO. COAL AND ARTIFICIAL ICE Phone 1003 |