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Show Tage Two WEBER HERALD Weber Herald Published every other Thursday during the school year by the students of the Weber Academy and College. Official paper of Weber Academy and College. Address all communications to Weber Herald. Ogden. Utah. Staff Ernest Shrcevc Elmon LinforcL Editor .Business Mgr. LET US UNITE A dying king once called his sons before him. Handing them a bundle of slicks tied together, he commanded them to break it. Each tried in turn, but all failed, declaring the task impossible. Then the old king, taking the bundle, broke each stick separately with ease, saying: "In union there is strength." Last year the unity between the factulty and student body was not all that could be desired. Many unfortunate incidents arose which brought about a state of unrest in the school. Much of this was the result of misunderstanding and undue suspicion on both sides. Often wdicre a word of explanation would have closed the breach, none was given. This separation had its effect on all of our activities. Our athletic, debating and oratory teams had a most disastrous year and we lost practically all of the contests in which we entered. This year we are starting a new page. Let us wipe out old differences and begin anew. We are now passing through a period when the nation requires the best from all, and by fos- IF QUALITY CLEANLINESS, and COURTESY appeal to you Our Tastes are Mutual JERRY B. F. THOMAS PRINTER 2476 Washington Avenue Phone 147-J Have You Ever Tried Noodles ? If so you will try them again. If not. try them and you will eat them always. Matsuba Co. 273 24th Street Buy Everything to Eat From Russell-James Co. Including "Ever Clear" Tea Corner Twenty-Fourth and Lincoln Your Friends Can Buy Everything You Can Give Them Except Your PHOTOGRAPH FORD PHOTOGRAPHER Let us repair your Broken Windows GRIFFIN PAINT COMPANY 2310 Washington Avenue BACK YOUR SCHOOL PAPER tering strife and contention in our midst we would be branding ourselves as slackers. Let us have perfect harmony and if there are any differences let us settle them in the proper manner. By uniting we can regain much of our lost prestige and make this year one of he most successful in the history of W eber. TERRY WRITES A BOOK ON MATH This summer at the U. of U. Professor Terry was awarded the degree of master of arts and also a special c7 FEW Advice to Frosh. A feshman's life is filled with strife From early morn till night; So keep your pants well padded, and You may come out all right. Look pleasant when some junior says, "Lend me ten dollars, kid." And when a senior looks your way, Be sure and dip your lid. Don't think that women, wine and song Were made for little boys; And when you come home late at night, Soft pedal on the noise. "We love our dear teacher" is The one song you may sing. Your mother is your one best girl; Your wine the -village spring. Don't worry 'bout the sophomores; they Are still in training, too, Though they may try, as young lads will, To play some pranks on you. A freshman's life is filled with strife From early morn till night; So keep your pants well padded, and You may come out all right. Backward, turn backward, Old Time, in your flight! Give us a girl with skirts not so tight; give us a girl whose charms, many or few, are not exposed by too much peek-a-boo; give us a girl, no matter what age, who won't use the street for a vaudeville stage; give us a girl not too sharply in view; dress her in skirts the sun cannot shine through. And give us the dances of days gone by, with plenty of clothes and steps not so high; put turkey-trot capers and buttermilk slides, hurdy-gurdy twists and wiggle-tail glides and any other such bunny hugs all on a level as products of hell, inspired by the devil; and let us feast our optics once more on the pure, sweet woman of the days Weber Subscribed $3,350 On the Third Liberty Loan Let's Double It on the Fourth certificate in educational administration.His thesis, an outline of a text book on first-year mathematics, made a very favorable impression. The educational deparment of the University of Utah has expressed a desire to see the book tested out one year and then be printed. The text book has been prepared and will be used in one section of the algebra class this year in Weber. The work introduces a new combination of high school mathematics, combining the teaching of algebra and trigonometry in the first year of secondary school work. LEMONS of yore. Yes, Time, -turn backward and grant our request for God's richest blessing, but not undressed. The Roller Monthly. "See anyone on the train?" "Yep. Sat next to a peach. By the time the train got to Hoosac Falls I was holding her hand, and at North Adams I had my arm around her." "Did you kiss her after you left North Adams?" "Nope; that was as far as I went." Williams Purple Cow. Ricks Why are the Middle Ages known as the Dark Ages? Wise Frosh Because there were so many knights. Frosh What did Jones shave his mustache for? Soph Basketball. Frosh Basketball ? Soph Yep; unnecessary roughness is prohibited. An Accident. Russ What's the matter with Scoop? L. He was in a railroad accident. R. Too bad. L. Yep. In getting into an upper berth, he slipped and stood on the face of the fellow in the lower. And the guy in the lower was a white hope. Miss Josephine You appeared very abruptly with your errand. You must not come so suddenly into the room when Mrr. Petty is spending the evening with me. Bridget Suddcnt! Suddent ye call it, and me at the kayholethree-quar-thers of an hour! A Mystery. There was an old man in Podunk, Who traded his dog for a skunk; And nobody knows Where he buried his clothes, Or why he went off and got drunk. BOOT SHOP THE CEKCO COMPANY, OF OGDEN 2481 Washington Avenue FREE. One week only, beginning today. A pair of silk Phoenix hose free with any of lady's gray shoes. Price $7.50 up. For the Young Man- A KUPPENHEIMER SUIT Civilian Clothes with lines of the Military Figure The R. & 0. Quality Shop Dressers of Men Young and Old At 362 Twenty-Fifth Street GREENWELL'S TWO STORES EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT The Best Bread in the World Two 1 1-2 Pound Loaves 25 Cents The place where you can see the bread made and baked the' only sanitary bake shop in Ogden FEDERAL SYSTEM OF BAKERS 2458 Washington Avenue Boyle Hardware Company Jobbers and Retailers House Hardware. Builders' Hardware. Cutlery and Tools Agent for Sprlding Alhletic Goods 350 Twenty-Fourth Street Rhone 213 ALL HAND WORK Champion Shoe Repair Shop Handy Location The American Grocery Co. Invites you to visit tliem at tnelr new store 359 Twenty-Fourth Street You are welcome If you make a purchase or not. Hut "SEEING IS BELIEVING." We haye only FRESH QUALITY GOODS and Sell for Less Also deliver any order amounting to $3 or more. If you find It more convenient Hionctt 747. We will do tlie rest promptly American Grocery Company Send Weber THE" Crockery People- PRICES REASONABLE 508 Twenty-Fourth Street Over the Top ! |