Show when doctors graft it Is oily to be flick another thing that will make milwaukee famous Is a woman policeman why worry over good roads when we are all on the verge ot of taking to wings it if war scares keep on accumulating they may be offered by the dozen at reduced rates when women are required to bit alt on juries they should bo be permitted to bring their knitting western farmers aro are returning t to 0 th the e e effete cast to buy up the deserted farms arms of that section fir lumber has gone gone up one dollar on the thousand now al all I 1 together this Is going too ihrl goose bone prophets are ot of the opinion that this winter will stretch out as long as a british election alfalfa in various forms is to be served at a banquet in colorado now who Is brother to the ox alexander wept because ho he had no more worlds to conquer when ile he should have bustled around and found a few pittsburg ants to annex about a dozen sub suburbs urbit this Is likely to start a now new annexation movement in cleveland the unarmored cruiser detroit which cost has just been sold eold for so run the fighting ships away new yorks largest hotel la Is to cost it 11 Is to bo be built on herald I 1 square at twenty fourth street and broadway school teachers think they are arc entitled to pensions but can teaching be called war since corporal punishment has been abolished A boston man declares that ho he can prove that there are nine hells and wo we pre presume BLIme that discovering that tho the furnace lire Is out Is ono one of 0 them that new york man who started to shoot himself but thrice changed bla hl mind in time to dodge the bullets may live to congratulate himself on his fickleness morocco Is to pay money to spain for the war which spain recently fought ln morocco such la is tile the embarrassing barr assing consequence of coming out only second best maybe some time they will dinv inv invent nt a padded aeroplane which 61 L not rise more than ten feet from the ground then the careful man will become interested he has football in ane fall and track athletics and baseball in the spring and now the college st student dent hits has tee ice hockey all winter winfer and yet he la Is said to play too little in the year 1810 1910 the american hen ben laid 17 dozen eggs for every man woman and child in tile the country we IVO have reason for believing however that at least several dozen of those eggs are still in cold storage A report from berlin has it that emperor william has bacomo interested in boxing it Is not likely however that ho he will at his time ot of life try for the middleweight middle weight championship ot germany men who began life as walter waiters now own one of Chi cagos biggest hotels but of course they were good will waiters and never spilled soup down any blodys back nor forgot to renew the contents of the linger finger bowls the episcopal bishop of michigan AlIc higan says that bridge whist players are just as much gamblers as wall street plungers or monte carlo patrons they th ey must play pay for more than a quarter of a cent a point out that way dy by drinking 20 bottles of beer a day for or 30 days a st louis man won a suit f tailor made clothes and in money but the chances are that n man with a thirst like that will pawn the sl othes thes and he be certainly wont have the money long it if that ship that got into new york the other day with a load a of f elephants and pythons and othor other creatures could have been stuffed into the tha stockings ot of several million chit children dren it would probably have settled tor for all time their demand for noahs arks when rat carry plague and cats and dogs doga that kill or drive them away carry diphtheria and tuberculosis both of are affirmed by the experts it seems there is nothing left for or threatened humanity but to got off the earth that technical secret attack upon the atlantic coast by our returning battleship fleet will be valueless unless the mole st nicholas ilar and the new england faker who heard beard so much cannonading canno at sea in 1888 1898 are to get into the game |