Show IK rr f r I Comes naw now the good season of or the year when television Is Js even oven worse than usual and one ono can read a good book or chat with friends with not a tear lear of ot missing anything How low often the past year have havo you stopped doing something some thing pleasant to turn on the tho set et for a favorite program only to o recoil from Its horror or bad taste or corny acting I Seems to me e these people are I doing n a lousy Job In advertising I their sponsoring prou produces S any any- how how Why couldn't they w work rk the advertising right Into th the story etory then they wouldn't have to break for tor commercials Like this maybe The Tho cowboys find an old prospector dying at the water waterhole waterhole hole holo which has dried up They lean close to hear his hit dying message which they know will reveal the whereabouts of the ost lost loot loot Owl Mine 1 lie He murmur Toll Tell MaUd aUd I 1 dl died game boys 8 Tell r ell ii her her tell her If It Ida bought that Chat new Renault with padded anu arm r resta and built in in privy I Iwo I wo ln in this flits fix lix Gbye toy boys Im I'm go a-go a goin in The handsome couple kiss In Ina Ina ina a long warm embrace He whis whis- Pere era something Into mio her shell shelf like ear Close up p Sorry darling g but youve you've been been using Brand X again S e S The private eye rallies in five live minutes from a terrific beating which would put any anyone one else in fn Inthe inthe the hospital for ten months monta He goes foes oes up the face of the apart apart- ment building like a money and andon andon andon on to th fifth floor he hangs bangs byone by byone one hand band while he focuses his camera through the bedroom window Sure enough there Is It a salesman sales tales man In there with the lovely matron negligee gee clad l lf I r f handing her a box containing a gift no doubt The private eye listens closely Let me suggest that you use Ilse Dash darling The gangsters close in on Dew manager of or the middleweight c champion h ham a m p 1 ion o n and threaten him with death You have the champ throw the fight in the seventh o 0 or you'll wake Up and find yourself your your- self seU dead growls the leader Your widow will be the I Willow Funeral Service TA fA 9 tI for tor their de Grade A mourners furnished only three years to pay But nut I got every dime I 1 can steal bet on d' d champ whines hackle I tell ya Ill I'll go broke If he dont don't win I got more debts than Aspirin got tiny specks of powder dat riat dissolves Instantly upon contact wit dWall d' d dwall dwall wall of d' d Intestine f r Debts Detts- Detts Detta 1 the leader says Nobody dont don't need I Ino J Jno no det debts ts Just call TA 9 and arrange for one one ODe nice big bAg loan to I pay all your debts at once once Dats Dat's i what we do aint it boys Tx ye 1 Yeah s sure afire re boss Lets Let's finish I h him oft off now Lets Let's give him ids bis choice of or cement shoes fresh tresh from Ideals Ideal's lovely plant or two in the back from the R Remington 38 fully tully equipped with silencer er erand and peep eight sight only eight years year to pay And so 80 all at once we solve I all the tho TV XV problems And ADd give me still stiff another excuse to leave the sef lef turned off Until football foot foot- ball season Mao I |