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Show TO FIT THE CRIME. HOTEL WITH MANY BATHTUBS BATTLE OF KEEN WITS. Professor Evidently Approved of Coming Execution.1' The daughter of the houeo vie pounding away at the piano Uko a human plledriver, and tbs faces of the assembled guests bore traces of acute mental anguish. Suddenly the music" ceased, and the company. In order to remove all possibility of Its resumption, burst out Into a salvo of applause. The proud and happy mother of the performer approached the guest of the evening, old Herr Zwlllbler, who wss stamping his feet and dapping his hands like an unemployed cabman on a frosty morning. And what do you think of my daughters execution, Herr EwlUbier?" she Inquired, smiling sweetly upon the old gentleman. Your dorder's vot, matam!" he cried. Her execution," replied the somewhat astonished lady. 'Er egsecutlou!" shouted the professor, 'er egsecutlon! lfatam, 1 congradulade you! Ven vos ee to be? Ven vos 'ee gomlng off? I to be breaend vlll efery efford make!" And In his excitement he shook his hostess violently by tbe hand, and almost burst Into tears. Liverpool Eng.) Mercury. Sin Praise of Cider at Court' of the Merry Monarch. Dr. Isaac Barrow, chaplaln-ln-ordi-nsr-y to King Charles II. of England, was more appreciated by tbe merry meurch" for hla wit and vivacity thai for bis learning. The witty and wlakod Lord Rochester once met hla match la Barrow. Rochester, thinking to banter him, with a flippant air sad a low, formal bow accosted him with Doctor, I am yours to my shoe-tie.Barrow, perceiving hla drift, returned the salute wUb My lord, I am yonrs to the groujT' Rochester quick ly returned Doctor, I sue yotra to the cosier," which waa smart ly Seilowedip by Barrow with My lor I am yours to the antipodes. Unmhlch Rochester, disdaining tc NqKlled by a musty old piece ol divinity, as he used te call him, exclaimed, Doctor, I am yours to th lowest pit of hell." Upon which Bar row, turning upon hla heal, with a aar castle amlle replied, There, my lord I leave you." Sample of Repartee irith Refuge on Mount Blanc. The Grand Muleta la a mass of granite on Mount Blanc rising np like aa Island In a tremendous hlllowy ocean of lea and snow." In the face of the rock a rough shielding of atone aad hoards haa been built where a bed sad refreshments can be had. It la is charge of a woman who aacenda in s Iks beginning of the season and there three months. Especially far Woman. Champion, Mich., Jan. 9th. (Spa-e- l si) A case of especial Interest to women is that of Mrs. A. Wellstt, wife of a wall known photographer here. It is best given in her own words. I could not aleep, my feet were add and my limbs cramped," Mrs. Wallet states. I had an awful hard pain across my kidneys. I had to get kp three or four times in the night I was very nervous and fearfully des- pondent 1 had been troubled in this way live years when I commenced to sue Dodds Kidney Pills, and what (hey caused to come from my kidneys will hardly stand description. By the time i had finished one box of Dodds Kidney Pills I was cured. Now I can sleep well, my limbs do e not cramp, I do not get up In the Bight and I feel better than I have in Worlldges Cider Mill of 1678. fears. I owe my health to Dodd's (From an Old Drawing.) tDdney Pills." The brethren of buying up by wealthy city mL fallen their liquor-makinWomens ills are caused by Dis- lents of Long Island farms containing the great Chartreuse, but their horse eased Kidneys; thats why Dodd's ippleorchards, the damages caused by mills" survived till the middle of the Kidney Pills always cure them. the San Joae scale, the gradual dying last century, and the pom vitae, or the out of the old orchards and the InSteel Fishing Rods. apple of life," still perpetuates their Steel fishing rods have been brought creasing price of sound apples haa memory in the sheltered and picturto such a state of perfection that the; nearly wound up the cider business esque valleys of thf three fair sister are now being sold extensively In the on Long Island that, for years, was hires of Devon, Dorset and Somerset, place of those of bamboo. It Is said a profitable Industry, says the Phila- where from time Immemorial cider that they are hahdler to carry, and delphia Ledger. Tbe picturesque old has been almost the exclusive drink of hand preaa that la hard cider days of successive generations of stalwart are better balanced. Tippecanoe and Tyler too" could be yeomen and sturdy peasants, renownBABY'S TERRIBLE SORE found on nearly every Long Island ed for their strength, activity and farm la a thing of the past longevity, and an enviable freedom Body Raw With Humor Caused UnThey were replaced gradually by from gout, rheumatism and other kintold Agony Doctor Did No Good the larger and more powerful mills, dred ailments. Cuticura Cured at Once. when the applet were ground and Aa might be reasonably expected, horse cider still and haa had its poets as well aa Ita by pressed power, ! "My child was a very delicate baby. later by the power furnished by tbe historians. In Queen Annes time, terrible sore and humor broke out team engines. The firmer, finding some thirty years after the appear Bn hla body, looking like raw flesh, he coukj take bis wagon load of beep- ance of Worlldges Vlptnm Britan causing, the child untold agony, ed up abplepjtokho aiUaqr and ,thr pr mf physician prescribed various rem- fifty bushels and In an hour or two tlon of The Complete Cyderlst, by edies, none of which helped at alL I bring back hla three or four barrels A Lover of Planting," John Phillips became discouraged and took the ma- of cider at the coat of a cent or two ang In sonorous blank verse of the tter pto my own hands, and tried Cutl-'fe- s. per gallon, gave up hla tedloua and oil beloved of apples," and the ears Soap and Cuticura Ointment exhausting hand press and resorted due to orchats: i s With' almost immediate success. to the general neighborhood mill. Whoeer expects his laboring trees should bend second the week had passed thr Owners of fine orchards of New- With and a kindly harvest yield, Soreness was gone, not leaving a trace town plpplna and golden ruaaeta and Re thisfnillags his tint concern, to And a tract to the winds, begirt with hills. Impervious Mrs. H. Jeannette Block, other choice varieties of cider making B 1anything. Rosedale St, Rochester, N. Y." But to the west apples took especial care of the cure free entrance grant of their vintage, and after finally Let him this necessary care, in vain Copper Mining Once Irlah Industry. drawing off the finished product in Without He hopes an apple vintage, and invokes Copper mining once flourished in bottles, put It away In storage cellars, Pomona's aid in vain. Ireland. The Ballymurtagh mine. In where It waa In England, in the valley of tbe kept from one to five Wicklow county averaged 6,000 tons before marketing. The Clysts, cider la made than ranks with years very of copper pyrlte per annum between best apples were selected for the vin- wine. One cideriat has a huge 1840 and 1843. Desultory prospecting which None but sound fruit, free from American hydraulic press tage. Is going on at the present day in sev- all crushes hundreds of tong of the finest of decay, waa used. signs Long eral localities. Island apples have always had a vintage apples. There was a time when apples were unique flavor, owing to their proximity to the sea, and with their passing allowed to fall and rot on the ground, away New Yorkers lose a rare treat but now a harvesting sheet la used to We dont want you to from their tables. gather them, and the fruit is carefully Cider, In some shape or another, la washed before going to the mill. One pick our pockets; we want as old as the time of Tertulllan, Au- Devonian producer has devoted years and St. Jerome. Worlldge, a to the production of a sugarless brut you to have your money if gustine noted authority on the subject, de- elder, the health-givin- g properties of clares that the name la derived from which have already made It widely find you Schillings the British word aelder or the Greek popular. Hla knowledge of "blending" Best satisfactory. steers, but a wide gulf doubtless sepa- enables him to provide brands of cider rated the rough but potent liquor made suitable to all tastes and requireWrit Car ear knowledge Saak, A. ScfclWeg a of ments. Hla blending vats" and the by the untutored contemporaries Bead Ices from the more palatable out- vast cellars contain many thousands Wants Second-Han- d Grave. put of the horaemllla for kpple grind- of hogsheads and 15,000 dozens of botAmong the advertisements in a re- ing," Introduced into England during tles. It is from his bins that vintage cent number of a Munich Journal was the reign of Henry II. by the pious cider In magnum bottles has been this: Wanted a second-han- d grave Benedictines of SL Mary of Monte-bour- supplied to King Edward, the Prince of who surrounded their newly Wales, Princess Henry of Bsttenberg, founded monastic institutions, great the Princess Louise and the Euke of and small, throughout the West of Teck, while vast quantities of other with fruitful orchards. In descriptions have been exported to There is no nicer indul- England, which they planted choice apple trees, India, where it la fast proving a powerctder-lovlnful rival to the traditional peg. Jagence than tea; and there is Imported from their old home In pan and South Africa, as well aa to Normandy. no emptier humbug than The monkish clilerists" in due time Berlin, Paris, Cannes and Monte shared the fate which has recently be-- Carla Cor -- g Magnetic Needle Untrustworthy. LUCK IN RUSTY NAILS. Over a large area of central Rue not point Found tic the magnetic needle does Singly They Bring Jobs, Husnorth or south. It is at one part debands, Etc. flected to tho west and at another exclaimed the pretdo that!" Dont on place it part to tho oaat and at aa the clerk, taking ty stenographer, weat and seat duo points her to luncheon was about to kick a nail off the pavement Please pick A Rare Good Thin. aad it up and give it to me when we are wring ALLEN'S FOOT-EAStruly say I would not havs been without back in the office. Yon were telling fu tt so long, had the relief It would me the other day that baseball playgive my aChing feet I think It a rare good ers are superstitious about passing ft lag for anyone having sore or tired fdeL empty barrels. Well, stenographers, Mrs. Matilda Holtwart, Providence, K. L" among the women, anyway, believe grid hy all Druggists, 26c. Jikkdep there la a hoodoo in giving nalla the go-bIt la always lucky to pick np Specimens of Old Grille-WorIn Winchester cathedral there la a a nail on the street. I dont mean a door composed of four pieces of Iron doaen or two of them, when you hapwhich have tho distinction pen to be passing a building where grille-woroldest specimens of their carpenters are at work, but Just one the pf being lone nail that haa wandered off hy kind in. Britain. itself and makes you wonder how it ever got there. hriUMm toothing, wftwi Um I know girls who have a cigar box Stoahutlta, IpmmaiiaB.aUeiipaia.caraawladoeUu. full of nalla picked up at one time and I another, each of which la a memento Consanguineous Marriages. J In every 1,000 marriages in England of some piece of good luck. Some are solemnised between girls keep one nail In their pocket untwenty-on- e first cousins. Among the nobility tho til they find another. If yon are lookrate is much higher, amounting to ing for a Job and pick up a nail on in 1,004. fbrty-flv-e your way to answer an advertisement It ia a sure sign youll get the place. Important to MotOwra. Girls thing It la a particularly lucky carefully every bottle of C ASTORIA, sign if you find a nail when out walkI Mfb eal aera NBMdy for lafsate aad ChUdiea, ing with a young man. I'll let ye I see that H guesa why." New York Press. E, . k. k, I h -- Be-tor- TEA dont Hostelry in New York City Unique for Its Convenience. There is rapidly approaching completion on Broadway a hotel building which haa certain peculiarities ol architecture which attract the atten-ioof many who pass. The moat striking thing about it is the small number of large windows and tha large number of small windows. The large windows are single, rather than double, and on either tide of each iarge window it a small one. One la at a loss to account for it, unless one harpena to see a sign on the corner ot tha building, which says that the hotel will be opened shortly with 300 rooms and 200 bathrooms. The small windows, of course, indicate the bathrooms. They might have called it the Bathtub hotel, remarked an old hotel man, aa he studied the building from It ia the moat the opposite corner. impressive evidence Ive yet seen of the American craze for bathing. I can remember the time, and It waa not so many years ago at that, when hotels thought they were well equipped If they had one bathroom on a floor, and we charged a quarter for towels and service. This new hotel, with nearly as many bath aa guest rooms, shows to what extreme the traveling public haa pushed the room and hath Idea. If it keeps on some enterprising hotel man will be offering a room and two hatha,' and hell find plenty of occupants." New York Tribune. ALL DONE OUT. Veteran Joshua Heller, of 708 South la Walnut street. Urbans. Ill says: tha fall of 1899. after taking Doaa'a Kidney Pllla I told she readers of thia paper that they had relieved me of kidney trouble, disposed of a lame back with pain sc roes my loins and beneath the shoulder blades. During tha Interval which has elapsed I have had occasion to re-- 1 sort to Doan'a Kidney Pllla when I noticed warnings ot an attack. On each' and every occasion tha results obtained were Just aa satisfactory aa when the pills were first brought to my notice. I Just as emphatically endorse the preparation aa I did over two years ago. Foster-MllburCo., Buffalo, N. Y, proprietors. For sale by all druggists, price 60 cents per box. Throw Stonee at Glass Houses. Glass houses may soon be made tone-prooSilesian glaasmakera are out glass bricks for all aorta turning ot building purposes, and hope that tha proverb will soon have no significance. to-da- y n f. Many Children Are Sickly. MMhsrGraywSweet Powders for Children, nsed hy Mother Gray, snurse In Children's Home, New York, cure FeverUhneee, Head, echo, Stomach Troubles, Teething Disorders, Break np Colds and Destroy Worm At all Druggists' ASe. Sample mailed FREE ft 1 rtrnes AEin S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. Prize Smoker. a smoking contest in Paris by keeping a cigar alight for minutes. two hours and twenty-nin- e A man won Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, m eetirr trill eureiy deatray the mum of imen and eompletaly Sc run the whole nauu who it through the maeoua ourfecen. Such hoc Id hvu be ued except ea prune rlp-tiofrom repeieble phycletane. ee the Omen theyo will do 1 tea fold to the guud yoa cea poceibly from thorn. Mell'e Ceurrh Care, lueaafeetarod by F.J. Cheney ft Co., Toledo, O.. euaielne BO me eery, eod le takes lniemelly, actingthedirectly upon oyotem, la tho blood eod mucone eurfxoeo of rare von get the buying Hall'o Ceurrh Cure beand In Toledo made la taken It Internally genuine. Ohio, by V. J. Cbeney ft Co. TeiUmuolele free. He. per bottle. old by Dnuncleia. Taka SiU'iFanilly Fill! fur conellpellee. nuclei Japanese Expression of DlaapprovaL When s Japanese audience wish to express disapproval of s play, they turn their becks to the stage. TEA No other tea is safe but moneyback tea; you take your chance with all other tea. Tour grocer raterua year "Mwmerteei - Is Uw Ter Over SO Teen. The Kind Yea Here Always Value of Cheerfulness. Wondrous la the strength of cheer Fulness; almost past calculation ita pover ot endurance. A laugh la worth t hundred groans on any market Carlyle. TEA ' Take a little more care about tea; it's worth it. Is urary package of ScblUleg-- e Haw la Haha flood Tee. Baal Taa la haohlati Production of Condeneed Milk. Three condeneed milk factories are now In operation In tha United States, with an aggregate of $225,000 Invested capital and a dally capacity of 206,000 pounds of milk. TEA Let us have your goodwill ; The careless clink of a aolden toy On the rim of a crystal rare, And hi Idas, the weary. Is lost In dreams In the depths of lib easy chair; are wealth the and the dreary Forgot pomp He hath tarnished hb soul to gain. Forgotten the tang of the Dead sea fruit And the haunliug remorse and pain. For he's back by the brook where the aid ei a toss Their blossoms like creamy foam. And ha and Hover, the dear old dog! Are bringing the cattle home. And hotter the path to hie little feet Than fabric of eastern looms. Aa down the lane In the sunset light He wades through tue clover biooma Tha bees going home from the buckwheat fielde, All ludi-with ti ensure rare. Drone by in a shower of swallow notea Thst drip through the gulden air; Old Hess, with a inp at a clover head. Just tinkles her sweet-tone- d bell, And tender the love In his mother's face As she waits by me mossy well. Ah, forty years have the flowers bloomed And died oer Unit mother 'a breast Since down the path dinged with marigolds Ub idol waa borne to rest. Old Hover haa slept 'ueath the orchard grass Yes, dear, I was dreaming, quite; It'a time you were donning that Paris gown For the embassy ball Mary K Klllllee. let us not be strangers. Coneumptivee Retain Weight, It has been found thst 70 to 80 per cent of the consumptive patients st one of the Swiss sanatorium! retain for several years the extra weight gained there during several months treatment. TEA Moneyback makes it downhill to your grocers all round ; downhill downhill downhill downhilL Tour grocer menu Uka muilllng". Bert. your mouey If yea deal Lost His Thoughts. Our readers will please excuse the dearth of news this week. Ye editor returned from Knoxville Sunday end has not been able to concentrate his thoughts since. Montgomery (Tenn.) Vindicator. TEA Dinner With Austrian Emperor. The way to buy tea is in Year grcace rataraa yaor aaty If yaa tan The Emperor Francis Joseph haa s which life rule of greatly perturbs packages; somebody is resome members of his court He dines Cotton Industry. Spains sponsible for every day st half pest 5, and he has A recent publication puts the numdone this since the beginning of his Tew groom raterua year money If yea deaf ber of cotton spinning aad wearing like BehUUagY Seek As thst hour does not suit mllla In Spain at 1,568, of which 1,287 reign. everybody, it follows thst the personera In tha Province of Barcelona. Poverty Dethrones Cupid. ages who ere honored with invitaAbout 60,000 wedding rings are da tions to dine with the emperor find year st the municipal it very difficult to muster sn appetite posited every for dinner st tea time. They suffer pawnshop of Paris. We return every cent we in alienee for the most part, but it is said thst a certain greet lady reget for unsatisfactory tea. solved to set. Is it likely that all the good She waa Invited to dine with the Year row ratataa yaor aauy It yaa daat Sha (chiUlng-- I tea. All turns on the tea emperor, but she set st table end ste tea is sold by one firm? nothing. The kindly sovereign feared The Italian Glass Industry. War Lasted One Day. and the cook. Japanese Alphabet. wss indisposed. No, she wss quite she Venetian glass, commonly so called, A one days war! There la a pleasThe Japanese system of letters Is well. Then No; not all; a good deal; la aver y packaca of StSlllinr1. Baa Taa la a did she send every kaaklati How to Xaka QaaS Taa. ant sound about it when one recalls does not In reality come directly from called Iroha, from the names of the dish sway? why she Sire, not all. wars which have lingered on for the qneenly city from which It derives first three lettere, 1." ro and ha." never est between meals. answered, The reparOn Life's Journey. name. on same Its an aa that Hour The Engtbe home the of Write for our Knowledge Book A Schilling ft Glass, this principle years, says principal precisely But Ufes road Isn't a level one. Ws lish periodical. Yet thia almost rec- beautiful art work is In the little city which gives to onr own system the tee has had s success at Vienna. Compuuy.lau rmactece. half-pa5, the emperor still dines st pro either climbing up hill or sliding ord short war embraced two battles. of Mursno. an Island town not more thle alphabet." without the society of thst great lady down. Might as well sing as cry. Spanish Women Taught to Fence. It was In 1843 that the Mahrattas Im- than a mile from Venice. Dr, XMfM Knnpdr'i Fivorlt Rndy All Centuries ago some glass workers the peace of our great Eastern Spanish women periled Couldn't Bribe tha Surgeon. KlMMtiniMivumpMRNilf(rMd7BiFMUaBd A ODARANTEKD H R FOR rtI.ES. taught from their earliest years to themselves tlafclax. Blind, Hlerdlng or rnrtrwllug Pliaa. Your possessions, and more especially the from Venice established arj ambulance are not Even surgeons 11 rAZO OlSTMUiT handle the sword, end as s result they iragglat will rafand Punjab, hy maintaining, despite all here with the Jealously guarded seConfldoncBie iilla te Cura rod is t hi 14 day. Wo. exempt from offers of bribes, as ere noted for their admirable figures protest, a standing army of 80,000, crets of their art. Indeed so Jeala could If man's pipe tell all tha Bellevue doctor discovered the other and easy walk. cannon which numerous were backed these Cure for Alcohollom. ously up by guarded that many meditations It haa shared with him night when he was called to s police Hypnotic Moscow asylum aut?..rlties are ex- had been equipped In their own foun- of them were lost entirely, and dur- they would make hla wife's hair stand station to help fix up s battered head. TO CTRE A COLO IN ONR OAT Take Lentlm Hiuumi Tablet. All draw perimenting on a hypnotic euro for al- dries and arsenals. When hostilities ing the fifteenth and sixteenth cen- oa end. New York Press. The first more In such a case la to Situ refiud lha Ohoeytfulnlno If It full, t cum. K. W. did open, however. It was scarcely an- turies Venetian glass retrograded so la on each bus. Ita. coholism. Igauuru from hair have the about the sway ticipated that the Mahrattas would much that with the exception of glass wound. This the doctor prepared to face our troops in hnttlc. but right beads very little else was attempted Bufldings Have Roof Gardens. da In tho southern part of California gallantly did they confront the two In either Murano or Venice. I'll dollar if roof There is other good tea; give you s Say, Doc. divisions converging on them, But about I860 an Italian named Angirdens are becoming features of We know the business, British you wont shave my head, whispered all the new and the two battles may be said to tonio Ralviati rediscovered the process buildings. but have to a to was sober who the you'll big job encugh patient, have lasted between the rising and set--t that made It possible for Murano to and give you the benefit know what was happening. find ig of the sun, the Mahrattas In the engage once more in the Industry The surgeon didn't seem Interested does A loss. with so routed end famous centhat made It great Moneyback being many In this offer, so the possessor of the Yaw meat kUih If yea tal mamaj in curious feature of one of these fights, turies before. r If res Seat Veer smear return your hi Schilling! Ban. If you dont like it, give scalp wound said, I'll give you $2 If which had opened unexpectedly, was SahllUacV beet. Tcrhaps the chief beauty in the yon wont" Uaa eleon for Waata mounted of ladles la Leather. the presence Murano glass that every workman it away; your grocer returns The man didn't know it, but he got Wests leather la no longer thrown Evil Effsct of Laziness. phants. and they had to be hurried to Is an artist and takes enormous pride s about foot more of shaved scalp There never yet was a laxy woman the rear amid the whistling of in creating new and atlll more beaatt-fu- l away. Manufacturer! use It In a com- than wss your money. necessary Just because ef who waa beautiful or an idle man who pressed form. Instead of iron, to make his designs. offer. New York Sun generous WiHefmeur Knowledge Seek, A. Sohllllug ft inspired respect sue tow - i it TEA TEA TEA g e st y TEA TEA it it TEA |