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Show 1 I 3 I A Weekly Newspaper, Devoted to the Interests of the Leading Agricultural and Horticultural Section of Utah-'The Garden of the We&t." SPRINGVILLE, UTAH, SEPTEMBER 19, 1901. PRICE, 11.25 PER ANNUM. VOLUME 12. NUMBER 1 Absolutely Makes the food more delicious and wholesome OOVIU. BAxmQ POWDER CO., NEW YOR. SCRAPS. Nearly 10. per cent of the recipients of the Victoria cross are military doctors. doc-tors. Wine growers in France now send sample bottles of wine by parcels post to individuals. Pennsylvania produced more than half of the coal mined in the United States last year. Chamounix can now be reached from Geneva in less than four hours by the new electric tram line. The largest wrought iron pillar is at Delhi, in India. It is sixty tent high, and weighs seventeen tons. Samples of Iceland coal have been officially tried on the railways In Denmark, Den-mark, but (he official report declares the coal to be poor fuel. , The most learncJ philologists declare that the origin of language is an in-to'uble in-to'uble mystery, and language itself is an uncontrollable problem. A circular issued by the prefect of police of Paris orders the prosecution of cabmen and ether drivers who in the case of a block give vent to their feel lugs by swearing. HAPPY TIT-BITS. Npw Office Hoy A man called here io thrash you a few minutes ago.. EditorWhat Edi-torWhat did you say to him? "I told him I was sorry you weren't in." A financier is a man who makes lots of money isn't it, father?" "No, Fred-fly; Fred-fly; a lini-ncU r is a man who gets hold of lots of money other people have made." Nurse Girl I lost track of the child, inum, and Alarmed Mother Good gracious? Why didn't you speak to a l lice-urn? Nusse Girl I wuz speaking lo wan all the tolme, mum. do vou manas end tcck a seat by the editor's desk. "Oh, easily enough," rcplie-d the edl-lor. edl-lor. "I begin to tell them stories about ri y sm.rt youngster. Now, only the cfVer day, he said What! must you A Nisrht of Terror. "Awful anxiety was felt fur the widow of the brave General Bumhaui of Manillas. Me., when the doctors si'.d she would die from pneumonia before morning." writes' Mrs. S. II. Lincoln, who attended her that fear- IE R. A. PARNEY, Sprii,gVille 1 Style, aiimuuiuiiuua a n B POWDER 'Pure ful night, "but she begged for Dr. King's New Discovery, which had more than once saved her life, and cured her of consumption." This marvellous medicine is guaranteed to Qure all throat, chest and lung diseases. dis-eases. Only 50 and 11.00. Trial bottles free at the Springville Drug Co's. store. Telirr.ipti While Traveling. Signor Marconi now announces that he has successfully Installed his system sys-tem of wireless telegraphy in a steam motor vehicle, and that he Is able thereby to communicate with a base while traveling. The British war officials of-ficials are about, to witness a demonstration demon-stration of the claim. TALE rBUM THE EAST. The great lecturer caused the platform plat-form to vibrate emphasis. ? ' "The red suin sprouted up from the China sea. Suddenly the bugle rang! To arms! But the dozen brave Americans Am-ericans were too late. Ten thousand Chinese surrounded them. And now let us draw the veil." "Did the Chinese d-do up t-the Americans?" Am-ericans?" asked a voice quivering with emotion, "No; they done up their shirts." TUB BIGGER BOY'S SIUE OF IT. "Don't you know," said the kind"-faced kind"-faced old gentleman who stops to talk to the. children, "that it is very wrong fur you to fight a boy smaller than yourself?" "Yes," was the reflective reply. "I'm willing to take my share o' the blame. But I think, he ought to have a lecture, lec-ture, too, on the imprudence of speaking speak-ing rudely to boys that are bigger m h im" -Washington Star. - V. 6HK WAS BIGHT. EeaymarW "A fortune teller told me yesterday that I would meet with a financial reverse." Nebb "And did you?" Eezymark "Yes; his charges were $5." Ohio State Journal. THKllE TO STAY. Belle Towne "You seem very happy this morning." Sue Burb "And there is much rause.- Our new cook has lost her ound-trip ticket back to the city." nits that Are always sold by Material are Right THE TIME TO LAUGH. SOMB GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. Work of a Black Colt Left In Mark ad the Faimer Ret retted III) Bur- aata Ainmlnf Aoecdotas ot Th ad Other Vaj: THE BLACK COLT. "Whoa!" was the simultaneous exclamation ex-clamation of the two old Browustown farmers as they met on the road uud pulled up for a little chat. "Goin' on past Si Jones' place?" asked ask-ed oue of them after they had disposed of the weather and their families. "Yep, I'm goin' a couple o' miles be-yont be-yont him Why? , "Say," after a prolonged chuckle, "when you frit front o' his place, walk tht ho'ses. If ill don't show up jest lot on 1 authin' has gone wrong with the wagon and go in and borry a wrench or a hammer. It's worth walking half a day to see Sim. Jemlny! But he's a sight." "Bee stings, or what?" "I hain't siyin' a word, only see him. That's all. Mornln'. Git ep." As good luck would have it Sim was limping up and down in front of his place and no strategy had to be used in getting sisrht of him, says the Detroit De-troit Free Press. There was a towel about his head, he had but one eye in commission, and it was two-thirds closed, his hair was cut out in blotches to accommodate an adhesive plaster, and he could just manage to locomote with a crutch and a cane. "Hello, Sim," shouted the man from the wagon, "keers run over you?"; "No, the keers didn't run over me. Durned cur-us how much people wanter find out when they come along here. But I hain't makln' no grumble 'bout you, Abe, 'cause you and me alius been friends. I know I look jest "s though I'd been sawed and split and piled up. Did you see that feller 'round here last week peddlin' a pop-eyed black colt 'ithout a white hair on im?" "Yas. Stopped at my place and stumped me fur a dicker." " "Well, you'll never see him again, Abe, ef 1 see him first. He tole me positlv' that colt was as gentle as a kitten, and I bought him. That night I TKite him inter the woods to look fer me auuuj. jjiiuuii,ni, i was a worse'n I am now Ef you ever see that cusi, Abe, git mo word.cf It costs a dollar." ON'LY HALF TRI E. The following is an opinion doubtless doubt-less to be shared by many Americans who heard Matthew Arnold lecture during his stay among us. After his return to London at the close of his first American tour he visited Mrs. Proctor, the widow of "Barry Coin-wall" Coin-wall" and mother of Adelaide Proctor. The lady was then 80 years old, and and Fit 1 tar General Debility Pay In and out there Is that foiling of weakness,that makes a burden of Itselt, . Food diK'S not strengthen. . . - Sleep djes not refresh. . ' , It is hard la do, hard fq beaT, what should be eacy, vitality is on the ebb, and the whole-system suffers. . For this condition take , - ; , . , . Hood's Sarsaparilla It vitalize the blood, give vigor and tone to- all tht offruns end functions, arid is posltivelv unequalled for all run-down or debiliiat) & conditions i.i'' J'lLUt cuia cuimtiitktiun, 25 conn. in giving Mr. Arnold a cup of tea she asked, MitU the pardonable frankness of age: t "And .what did they say about you in America?" - - '' . "Well said the literary" autocrat, "they said I was conceited. They said my clothes did not fit roe." "Well, t now," commented the old laly, "I think they were mistaken u4 to the vJHhes." Youth's Companion. , 8 HE "SAT DOO!, A Glasgow servant girl went home a few evening? ako with her head wiap-ped wiap-ped up in a shawl. Her young mistress asked her what ailed ne'e, and was told that she was suffering. from a bad attack of toothache, tooth-ache, brought on by sitting lu the park. "But you ought not to sit ia such a cold, chilly night as this," said the mistress, mis-tress, f "You should walk at a smart pace." 1- . The girl looked at her. a minute, as though pitying her Ignorance, and then answered v "You canna coort right walking; you must sit-' doon." Londou Spare Mo ments,1'' 1NFCRENCF. 'Aim Jl mm Small Boy "Say, mister, are you goin' to build a house this spring?" Poet "No, my son. Why do you ask?" ,, Small Boy "Oh, I thought mebby you was savin' your hair to put in the plaster." LOOKED BETTER THAT WAY. We deemed it the part of wisdom to confine the , conversation, as far as mlaht be. to generalities. "The average sailor," we accordingly observed, ' is apt to oe a pretty bad egg." "Ah, yes," replied the cannibal; "you am oulte riahtf Whv. the laRt s.illor we had was such a bad egg that wo couldn t ao a thing except make a cus tardofhlm!" From this we gleaned that these sav ages were not altogether Ignorant of the culinary devices of civilization- Detroit Journal. A Shocking Calamity "Lately befell a railroad laborer,' writes Dr. A. Kellett, of Williford Ark. "ilia foot was badlv crushed but Ifucklen's Arnica Salve quickly cured him. Its simply wonderful for nurns, nous, piles and all sklncrup ttons. its the world s champion heal er. Cure guaranteed. i"c. Sold by tiprmgviiie Drug Co. B ' Roaauknlaa Illiteracy. Roumanla would appear to bt the most illiterate country in Europe. The last census shows that In a population of nearly 6,000,000 nearly 4,000,000 can neither read nor write and that onlj a little over 1,000,000 hare any educa tlon at all. Cures the Crip in Tuio Day No remedy equals Warner's Whit Wine of Tar Syrup for this tcrrlbl and fatal disease. I f taken thorougbl and In time, it will cure a case in tw davs. and for the couiih that follows La Grippe It never fails to give relief iTice a. ana ou cents. Rogaee Alboa at Berlin. The RogiW Alburn (seventeen vol umes) of the Berlin police contained In 1899 the photographs of 17,980 criminal. crim-inal. In 1898 the number of criminal captured with the aid of these photo graphs was 180. Stops the Cough ami Works off the Cold.. . I.aXHilva flrnmo Quinine TuMrln cure a cold In one dny, Nj t'ur, no I'ay, I'l l iSrceni. I. IMriRMkJ.. I iff SALT LAKE CITT MA.Y- CLAIS SL'BPLtS WATERS. Payson is indeed . lucky to have & starting hold upon the building of reservoirs in the . conyon back of it, for It la our candid belief that Salt Lake City will- serve Injunction On any town that endeavors to reservoir the water that flows into Utah lake. Salt Lake needs the water, or will need It more and wore and more in the future, end jt cannot afford to see it stored awav in the mountains for the benefit of tither people. 1 This Is the only city ground the lake that has been far-iiighted enough tu sec the advantage of reservoirs, , and is entitled to a prior claim.1 We should build more of them. Vcumn Glvibt Working Nignt and Day. The busiest and mightiest little thing that ever was made Is Dr. King's New Life Filis. These pills change weakness Into strength, list-lessness list-lessness iutu. energy, -brain fug into imntal power. They're wonderful in building up the health. Only 2fc per box. , Sold by Sprii'gville Drug Co, Grasshoppers Xext Year,. The people of this section of the country don't want to forget that uuless there Is some good work done ! TM iost Essential Point Mir a child's education ia to . acquiro a good stylo of IVi" inmihliiji. -To . ultaiii this ro-: iiuiros good ink. We have it. Any color and quantity, iring.-. your' bottles and wo will refill : SPRINGVILLE DRUG CO., T. B. A.DEaL, Fresident. H. T. EEYN0I Springville SPKINQVILLE, UTAH OfXiDitfil Stools. 000,000. .Transacts a general banking business. Exchange bought and sold and depot its received subject to check. Four per cent interest paid on time deposits, -compounding semi-annually Money always on hand for short time loans. Drugs. Medicines. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded by Earl Tranchcll, Pharmacist in Charge. City Drug Store, C 1. TlVArVCMIICIv, l'liariiutuiat, Stationery, Toilet Articles, Soaps, Perfumery, Sponges, Brushes, Cigars, Confectionery, Musical Supplies, Etc., Etc. : ; ; East Side of Bank Wall Paperi YoU ki)oiV This is the season of the year when Housewives desire new Paper and Carpets.'--OUR STOCK in these lines are complete and tur Prices are , right. ,We also have a fine Hue ot . " Haby" Carriages. in the hear future the country Will be overrun next year with grasshoppers. The damage that they have done this year has been greatly exaggerated but -. ' next year, unless there Is something -, done, they will ruin everything.. The government stands ready to render assistance when asked. We should nob le backward in maklugour wants . known. Ml. 1'1'timnt Pyramid. , . . Stood Death Off. K. li. Munday, a lawyer of Henrietta, Hen-rietta, Tex., once fooled a grave digger. He Fays: "My brother was very low with malarial fever and Jaundice. 1 persuaded hitu to try Electric Utters, and he was soon much better, but continued their use until -lie was wholly cured. I aui sure Electric Elec-tric Hitter saved hia life." This remedy expels malaria, kills disease germs and purifies the blood; aids digestion, regulates liver, kidneys and bowels, cures constipation, dyspepsia, dys-pepsia, ' nervous diseases, kidney troubles, female , complaints; gives perfect health. Only. 50c at Spring vllle Drug Co's. store. Wart of Commuting Saloliln, Some people ' sitot themselves or take carbolic acid this kind of Weather, Others drink copiously of ice water while over-heated. There -are various methods. Kansas City Journal. . 11. KKLLY, Propr. fl. L, CUMMINGS, Casbie' DS, Vice-President, Banking Co. Chemicals Building, Springville. that t |