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Show ities a §aLt LAKE Ti | Pindow threw down some money and HOT TOM AND JERRY. said: | * Auer & Murphy are daily making all [+ + Publishea’ Daily “Vhell, dake two tollars and dwenty the delicious hot drinks, for which the _ ByJ. C. GRAHAM? &COsg ‘OCCIDENTAL ”’ has become noted. cent. und gif me a dicket.’’, And circulates gratuitously jthroughont’the city “My dear sir, can’t you understand | in all the Hotels, Restaurants, Street Cars, etc, fora tbe SALT that we have a schedule of prices here, Wouse Programme Be SURE TO SEE §£AKE FHEALTRE and other piaces and I must go by it?’’ replied the agent : of Amusement. THE NEW “Vhell den I sthays mit Detroit von tousand yare!”’ exclaimed the stranger, madder than ever. “I bays bolice taxes ; Mo-NicHt—ILhe Careless Orchestra and zewer taxes, und I shall see about give their long looked for concert to- dis by the Sheaf of Bolice!’’ He walked off ayain, and ag he saw night and the sale of reserved seats has feen remarkably large indicating that the locomotive backing up to couple on the train he went back to the window at least theze will be a good attendance If you are in need of a really excellent in the body of the house. We have had ane said: assistant, nothing is more welcome to the ‘Gif me a dicket for two tollar the pleasure of listening to several of und busy housewife or contributes more to therenditions during the rehearsal and dirty cent, und I rides on de blatform the comfort of home than a simple, quiet and light running Sewing Machine. ‘The we can safely say that the performance “Can’t do it,”’ said the agent. : | » ie Ny : ‘i lw | i [ | h _ ane —- MONDAY, h Wieronk SEWING MACHINE | yf wil be one of greac and | unusual mer- No part of a man will stand so many Ee | J Fave: ; blows as the nose. as : Bre the ee r | ‘The head nurse, in an institution fo, "children, calls herself queen of the baw room. No one knows but what death ' preatest of all good to man; is but the the railroad Sw ~~ q walsing up ——_—_ C depots entered in one Detrott, of and to the tickst office asked: “What you sharge for dicket to Lan- e sing?’ 3 “T'wo-sixty sir,’’ replied the agent, fe wetting his thumb and reaching out for : the money. “Two totlar and and zixty cent!’’ ex| A out of the wincow. | “Yes, sir, that is the regular fare.’ © “Den I sthays here by Detroit forty ’ yare!”’ said the old man getting red in | the face. I haf never seen such a swindle as dot!’’ | ‘Bwo-sixty is the fare, and yon wily [ have to pay itif you go,’’ replied the agent. Sp ae ee » ORT Pik eesbras Se TOES ee PNG. can’t do it,” “Vhell, den I don’t go, so help m frashus! I haf lived in Detroit three yare, und [I shall bay bolice tax, zewer tax, und want to grow mit dis town und J shall not be schwindled!”’ He walked of again, looking back to ee ' seeif the agent would not call hin, and ES 4 chine which would fully incorporate all TOR flatteving success, for certainly is a self threading shuttle and absence of springs and cogs render it both simple and durable. be sure to see it and its elegant appearance and general advantages will make you its friend. O. H. RIGGS, Agent, EB aledinite City. Opposite Herald Office J. L. after a stroll around he returned.-to the he that they paid only $8,50 for Circulars. Utah =a \,i oN ae a} fi WN AAI : Ht a ae mf 5 For 1872-80. A. Culmer Neatly y | We alte 5 : O 5 D : tg on hel a Gt cs @ gi gf Secs ON 2 $a ; Bead tH i i i oO co - oq ;a¥ic 3 ya = 77 O26 Printed rs 2 Styles and Fit Guaranteed DR.WILLIAMS ed i32 Clark St., Chicago, and And PUBLISHED & Co. Work Well is the most IN complete ever compiled tory. 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TO the Large French, English and Scotch under it to have My them mor= On|" held GeO CO) ES: they Payson, Write care- up and looked at him with suspicion in her eves. ‘“That—that mark—why, that means FALL & WINTER experience are very linportant, Dr. WiLL1ams addresses himself particularly to those who have already placed themselves TOWNSEND, Taxidermist, rn the paper, ‘po,00,' BLOCK. is admirable,while its self setting needle, set ‘Only fifty dollars,’’ he replied ROMNEY VIC- ~+-@->— lessly. | ‘And what’s this mark, the card for,’’ she asked as JOHANSON, in procure a ma- ed for,’’ said a Detroiter as he layed a package before his wife one evening. ‘Oh, you dear old darling, how much did it cost:’’ she inquired as she tore off =A (GSata) back to “tike it along’’ when he has been chaffing with a clothing dealer Such an event did not occur, and after a few minutes the old man returned and called out: “Vhell, I gif youtwo tollar und ten cent”? | shal] “There my dear wife, there is the dies!’ srowled theold man, and he went as a man isoften called faet it-is nearly noiseless and very light running and has a very high rate of speed. The new manner of winding the bobbir others nothing, 2: away and took a walk around the depot, _ He expected to be called back as he me I that these requirements, and the NEW Put ten men on an island, each with ten dollars. Jn ten months, one man will have a hundred doilars and the “Iwill shust give you two tollar, und vo more “No can’t do it.’ “Vhell, den i sthays mit Detroit till I left the window, und kept to of jewelry which you have so long wait- tT 4 = . One day an o!d man zewers, have view and have striven show you that I shall haf noddings to do mit dis town.,’’ “And he went on the train.— M. Quad. it is feared as the greatest of all evils. _ “Vhell, den py golly, I shpokes to yeu what I doze! Here is dem two tolIhr uni zixty cent and I goes to Lansing und nefer comes pack, or I shall come mit der blank road! I bays taxes by dem boiice, und by dem A philosopher is one who accepts manufacturers Ss. BY A Office, JAMES DWYER. At Moderate Prices. O-——- J. U. 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