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Show MR. DOOLEY" ON FUNERALS. i In City Boys Life, According to Humorist. Whin I was a little boy. 1 cleaved fun'rala among th' greatest iv me adventures. They give me a ride in a hack through parti iv town that I'd niver seen befure an' out into th' rounthry where 1 niver wint except I was invited to a fun'ral. an' I had Jovyal company an' something to eat different fr'rn what 1 got at home. Lookin bark on hour I felt whin I was a kid, 1 can't remember that anny distant relation made hlmsilf unpopular with us hy dyin. Even if I wasnt let go to a fun'ral there was something exciting about it. It stirred up th' There was something neighborhood. to talk about. Ivrybody asked: Did he leave anny thing?' as if th' poor man was a burglar or a fire. People got out their good clothes an' dusted off their high hats. On th' day iv th' fun'ral all th' childher iv th' neighborhood gathered around th' house an envied their little playmates that had th luck to lose a fond parent." F. P. Dunne, In American Magazine. Jayoua Occaiion BAD ITCHING HUMOR. Limbs Below the Knees Were Raw-F- eet Swollen Sleep Broken Cured in 2 Days by Cuticura. Some two montha ago I had a humor break out on my limbs below my knees. They came to look like raw beefsteak, all red, and no one knows how they Itched and burned. They were so swollen that I could not get my shoes on for a week or more. I used five or six different remedies and got no help, only when applying theta the burning was worse and the Itching less. For two or three weeks the suffering was intense and during that time l did not sleep an hour at a time. Then one morning I tried a bit of Cuticura. From the moment it touched me the itching .was gone and I have not telt a bit of it since. The swelling went down and in two days 1 had my shoes on and was about as usual George B. Farley. 50 South State St, Concord, X. H., May 14, 1907." LEAP YEAR, AGAIN. MIXES AND MIXING NEWS SUMMAitY The present rate of output of Gold-- ! Mrs. Alfred Orendorff, one of tha field mines is very close to (1,000,000 most prominent women in Springfield, per month, and each week is showing ill., died last week from a hemorrhage a gratifying increase. caused by fright during a terrific windFrom the present outlook, Pearl storm. As the result of suspension of work Idaho, will have a prosperous year in the mining industry, with companies In the shops of the Santa Fe ruling) preparing to start operations and the at Toiteka and Newton, Kan., ovei J.- 000 men have been thrown out ol leases that are working. Prospectors on the Easter Mining employment W. G. Smith, former president of tha company's claim at Pearl, Idaho, a few days ago discovered ore that as- National Exchange bank, of Lexingsayed (150 per ton. and will concen- ton, Ky., committed suicide last week, trate to an (84 product. Ha by shooting, while despondent A wage scale operative until March was wealthy. It is reported that 700 well armed SI, 1909, affecting about 40,000 operatives in the Pittsburg district, was Afghans have made an incursion Ints signed last week. The agreement Is Persian territory, and have occupied the same one in force two years ago. Regan, a town about 180 miles couth-eas- t of Kerman. A map of the mining district of Park will be an automobile race is Thera Child, Utah, City, being prepared by Cole k Co., Salt Lake brokers, which for the Vanderbilt cup somewhere in will be eagerly sought for by mining the vicinity of New York City this men, owing to its accuracy and com- year. The date and place have not pleteness. yet been announced. comes from Seven The newa Two Americans and one Englishman Troughs, Nevada, that with every were attacked hy bandits and killed round of shots the conditions on the near Coachinia, one of the mining Harris lease of the Seven Troughs camps of the Green Copper company Florence Mining company are Im- near Dolores, Chihuahua. proving. A special from Port Arthur, Ont Our revised statistics show that the Civic dam, on Current river, soys the production of copper in the Unitburst, causing a disastrous flood. ed States in 1907 was 879,241, 768 Three lives were lost, while tha monepounds, against 917,620,000 pounds in loss will reach $500,000, 1906, says the Engineering and Min- tary A. S. Crownlnshleld, U. 8. Admiral ing Journal. N., retired, died at his home in Phildisfrom Bull the Shipments valley trict in Utah are to begin at once. Up adelphia on May 27, atofthe age of 72, death being to the present time the locators h&v the Immediate cause of the of the the tissues hardening simply sacked their ore and left it on the ground, but now they are going to body. throw it on the market. Henry Furman, the British aeronaut, At the Bear Top mine, in the Coeur began a scries of experiments at dAlenes, at a depth of 1,000 feet In a Ghent last week with his aeroplane. 1,600 tunnel, four feet of solid galena He has accomplished for the first time has been followed for thirty-fiv- e feel a number of flights in the teeth of a and every foot's advance shows that strong wind. the shoot is growing larger and richer, President Roosevelt was one of the A syndicate composed of Jesse guests at the wedding of Elizabeth Knight and associates has bought a Bhaw Olliver, eldest daughter of tne controlling block of stock in the Old assistant secretary of war, and Francis Emma mine at Alta. Associated with K. Stevens, at the Olliver residence In them will be the stockholders who Washington on tbe 26th. have been developing the mine since A terrific wind storm of almost tbe last August which of a tornado, proportions The Goldfield News shows that dur- passed over the southern part of ing the week ending May 15 the camp Lowell county, Kansas, killed one man produced 2,072 tons of ore valued at and injured twenty-tw- o persons, seven For the week ending May of them probably fatally. $143,280. 22, the mines of the district produced Thomas and James Wycliff, the fa2.439V6 tons of ore, the value of which mous Oklahoma outlaws, who have was $211,537.50. been hunted by the government auCumberland-ElThe property in the thorities of Oklahoma for thirteen Ely, Nevada, camp has been under destate authorito surrendered the years, over a year and a ties at velopment a little week. last Talequah naif and in that time Its Veteran ore A convict in the Chester, III, penbody has been opened and 3,000,000 haa written the sheriff at itentiary tons of ore placed In sight that will Laporte, Ind., that the home of Mrs. average 8V4 per cent The discovery of an old Mexican Gunness, accused of a number of mine near Florence, Nevada, recently, murders, was a fence for a gang of is another evidence of the richness of Chicago cut throats and robbers. As the result of several conferences that district Thera are forty-tw- o Inches of ora In place at the end of a between President Roosevelt, Secre340-fotunnel, estimated from pan- tary Taft and General Bell chief of nings to be worth at leaat $60 per ton. staff of the army, It has been decided Immense bodies .of .fiuxing ores. not to withdraw any of. the United Just the kind to mix with the silica States troops from Cuba at present rock from the Goldfield district, are Reports from Maryville, Oregon, lying almost dormant in the districts Tarkio, and other northwest Missouri of Ubehebe, Palmetto and Sylvanla, towns, are1 to the effect that thousands awaiting only cheap transportation to of acres of lowlands have been floodgive the section a first position by ed. Most of this land had been plantleaps and bounds, says the Goldfield ed to corn, and the damage Is heavy. Tribune. By the sudden sinking of the CanaAt Wardner, Idaho, the recent open- dian Pacific roadbed at a point 100 ing of the Last Chance mine has put miles east of Winnipeg, Man., an exnew life Into the camp, and the fapress train was derailed, several pasmous Wardner lode has been doing sengers being slightly Injured. Regsome stunts y Heavy Lady Algy, for four years I have waited for this chance. Be mine, and have all the comforts of a home. Thera la more (Murk In this aaetloa of ttie sonny than ! other dl.as. put together, and until the laat law yean waa supposed to ba Incurable. For a (reat many yeara doe ton pronounced It a local dlaeaea aad local remedial, and bp coni lastly fatllue pteaenbed to aura with local treatment, pronounced It luesrabla. he lance hee proven Catarrh to lie a eonatitattonal dim e. and therefore rouulrea euaitlMlIuasl Hall'e Catarrh Cure, manufactured bp F. J.Cbcuap A Oo., Toledo, Ohio, la tha ualp Guoetltutluual cure on iba market. It to taken Internally la duaee from U It acta directly on tbe blood dnpa to a teaapoonful. and mucotu anrfaeaa of I ha apatom. They uSar one hundred dollare fur any caaa It fa! la to ears, fur circulate and teHImanltla. Add reaa: F. J. CHKSXY A CO., Toledo, Obl& Bold bp Drumriita. TV. Taka UaU'a Family Fllla for eonatlpatlou. Wort Out Bobby's Patience. Bobby waa on a visit to hla uade, a good old orthodox deacon, In (he country. The two were the beat of friends, and Bobby always sat at the deacon's right hand at table. At dinner that day grace waa long, and Bobby was very hungry. Finally, In the midst of It his patience gave out; he pounded on the table with Us little fist Amen, now. Uncle Hor-ace! Amen!" Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORJA a safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It Bears the Signature of Tn Use For Over 30 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought The Contrsry Child. Mrs. Popley Little George won't take milk at all now. He used to take it but Mr. Popley (crossly) No, and it's all on account of your imprudence. My Imprudence?" Mr. Popley Yes, you allowed him to hear you say it was good for him. COFFEE You can buy something called coffee at 10c lb with 3000 miles of R R freight from the roaster; dont. Your grocer returns your money if you don't tike SchilHnc'e Beat; we pay him. Ancient City of Thebes-Th- e city of Thebes had a hundred gates and could send out at each gate 10,000 fighting men and 200 chariots in all, 1,000.000 men and 2.000 chariots. in istered mail worth at least $15,000 remarkably interesting the way of new ore development dur- was destroyed. ing the past few months that puts the A dozen children ' were seriously stamp of permanency on tbe Coeur hurt at Lorberry, Pa., when two raild'Alenes. on which they were riding road The officials of the United States down trucks the crashed into each grade Smelting, Refining and Mining com- other. The accident was due to skywere made week pany glad last by the larking, the children on the getting receipt of the first carload of struc- trucks for a ride. new steel for the roasters. tural The Tornadoes that swept over the councompany has ordered about 200,000 pounds of this steel, and the first re- ty adjacent to Hennessey, forty miles ceived Is that which goes into the northwest of Guthrie, Oklahoma, aud foundation. Cashlon, fourteen miles southwest, For the past quarter of a century brought great damage to crops and Butte has supplied 25 per cent of the farm property. It Is believed no lives world's copper, and whether or not ita have been lost, although details are values are Inexhaustible, it Is demon- meager. Mrs. was strating right now that the old. relia- one of Margaret Hamilton, whoto the witnesses the principal ble camp Is Just as rich as ever and is producing ore In a way that must be alleged Identity of the Duke of Portgratifying to those who have banked land with T. C. Druce, has been sentenced to eighteen months penal servitheir all on that camp. Several hundred Pittsburgers are tude for perjury, her appeal having stockholders of the Amador Consoli- been disallowed. Mrs. Hamilton Is 70 dated Mining and Development com- years old. Mae C. Wood, the Omaha woman pany, whose property in Montana has The stock was who sued Senator Thomas C. Platt proven worthless. widely boomed and two experts were for divorce, alleging that she was s sent to Montana to mako a thorough cretly married to the aged senator In examination of the property, a favors 1901, and who was arrested at the conable report being received. clusion of the trial oa a charge of per The first stamps were dropped la Jury, has been released from prison on the Seven Troughs district on May 27, $5,000 bail. The United States circuit court of when the Kindergarten mill at Seven Troughs and the Mazuma Hills mil! appeals has affirmed the conviction at Mazuma started a battery of firs and fines imposed upon the Omaha stamps each running. The trial in each railroad and its general freight agent case was highly satisfactory and as a H. H. Pearce, in the grain rebate result both mills will be running as cages, tried last year in Minneapolis. soon as a few alterations can ba The road was fined $20,000 and Mr. made. . Pearce $2,000. New machinery has recently been Fred J. Trumper, a young civil enInstalled at the Indian Queen mine. In gineer of Cleveland, O., waa acquitted Beaver county, and from now on of a charge of murder at the Cllnto, splendid progress can be expected la B. C assizes. Trumper killed James driving the tunnel to the logical point Coleman in the northern wilds of to find the real resources of the mine, British Columbia early this year. He The tunnel is now in a distance of claimed that Coleman bad threatened over 600 feet to shoot him. The mining camp .of Round MounJ. W. Hamby, a prominent real estain, Nev has a dividend payer, tha tate dealer of Cleveland, Ohio, InRound Mountain Mining company last volved in frauds that amounted to week having posted its first quarterly hundreds of thousands of dollars, has dividend. Tbe company will pay 4 been sentenced to three years In the rents n share, or $40,000. The earn- penitentiary. He was charged with obings for the month of May are said taining money by altering the title of to be $50,000. the certificates. A leasing company Is making good The British gunboat Shearwater artunnel on the rived at Ban Diego, Cal, last week Progreso on a Lucky Ridge ground nt Pearl, Idaho, from a long and fruitless search for to Strike the Lone Star ledge, which the British collier Silberhorn, which averages six feet In width with nn Is supposed to have been lost with all average of $22 a ton. The Iron Dol- oa board near San Fernandes Island lar leasers are In 200 feet with their (Crnsoe's island) off tha coast of ' 200-fo- rots-cu- t tunnel northern Chile. A That KENTUCKY CASE. Will Interest All Women, St- I In the Sams Boat. We get some sad rases, said the j attendant at the Lump ton lunatic asylum to the interested visitor, and opened the door of tbe first cell. Inside waa a man silting on a three-leggestool, gazing vacantly at the walL His is an uuhappy story," said tbe He was in love with a attendant. girl, but ahe married another man. and he lost his reason from grief." They stole out softly, closing the door behind them, and pmreeded to tie next Inmate. Tils cell was thickly padded, and the man within was stark, staring mad. Who is this?" Inquired the visitor. This?" repeated the attendant. This is tbe other man! Taller. Suffering Mrs. Della Meunes, 328 E. - MbwviUfl, Ky., says: "Seven Front years began to notice sharp pain in the kidneys and a bearing down sen nation through the hips, dull headache and dizzy spells. Dropsy apjieared, and my ago feet 1 and ankles swelled so 1 could not get my shoes on. I was in misery, and had despaired of ever getting cured when 1 decided to try Doan's Kidney Pills. One box helped me so much that I kept on until en- ymptffig OixirtfScnna Cleanses tke .System Lolas and Iicaa' nclu's Jug to Constipation; Acts naturally, acts truly as Effect-uallDisp- a Laxative. Dost farMr nniun and Quid and Old. t its J jpnpjicial Ejjects trn-ycm- nd Always buv which Imslhe jull name of the Com- EXPANSIVE RECEPTACLE. tirely cured. Bold hy all dealers, 50 cents a box.' Foster-MilburCo., Buffalo, N. Y. els pany n CALIFORNIA FTo Syrup Co. IS IT POSSIBLE? A is manufactured , printed on the trout of every puekilde. SOLD STALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one kite only, regular price 50' by wlutni SICK HEADACHE FooiUvely cared by these Lillie Pills. They also ralleve Dim traoafrom Dyspepsia, I SlgMtlua ami Too Beany Saline. A perfect mm edy for DUsloeao, Nam uao. Drowsiness, BaS Taste in the Mouth, Duty eS Tongue, Pain In tha IYTI P IVtK Dear me! what an awful toothache you must have! Kid (thickly) Toothache nuthln'l 1 ain't got no Side, TOKP1D LIVKM. pockets in dls suit of clothes, an' have to carry me baseball They regulate tha Buarala. Purely VegctnMm in me mouth! SHALL PILL. SHALL DOSE. SHALL PRICE. auntie, how well you do member!" Oh, JUST A re- TOUCH OF SATIRE. Llttls Note That Probably Mads Mean Employer Wince. .Pnof. Charles Zueblln, the brilliant and original sociologist of the University of Chicago, enunciated before the League of Political Education in New York a superb epigram: He who begins with saving to protect his family may end with neglecting hla family to save." Discussing the dangers of Immoderate saving Frof. Zueblin said the other day: It's by saving immoderately that we come to Inserting want advertisements like one 1 saw recently Wanted, capable office boy; salary, $1 a week. A young man of Seminary avenue, noticing thla advertisement, couldn't reiist replying to It Hla reply ran: I beg to offer you my services. Should you require a premium I could furnish $500. You do not mention Sunday should 1 have to work on that day? Neither do you state whether tie applicant must be clothed or not, but I have concluded that he must at least wear trousers, or he would be unable to carry home his wages.' " Food as Church Tithes. Rernaldo In bis Calendar says that In medieval times there was more food than money given for church tlthea Genuina Mult Bear It Cures While You Walk. Allen's Foot-F- a as is a certain cure for hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching feet. Fold by all Druxgiata. lrice Sic. Don't accept any substitute. Trial package FKMK. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, Is Key, N. Y. REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. Signature Fac-Simi- le The winner is he who gives himself to his work, body and mind Chas. Buxton. W VliNft IUbt and Hfttmi IMbmbm Iw Kliiw'itiwU Ntrw HunUiwf. nmnenlly ruitHl hyle.au trUI hntil mu! imilM. Iff. hud for KUKK U. U. KUm. 1Ah m Arrli MibNrt, yfeiladelplM, Vm. pr FIW, People never help a man blow hit horn because they like the music. Mrs. Winslow's Soathlny Syrao. Par ehlldraa leal hliis, aaftoas lha sums, radueai to tamaaitaa, allays pals, auras vladauilu. Many a to deliver the goods. wise-lookln- man Is nnabls g HELPFUL ' . Eccentricities of Genius. "Genius is freakish. It Is claimed that the brilliant Dr. Johnson used to touch every post In his pathway." "I know one of them geniuses." And does be touch every post be comes across? No; he touches every friend he comes across, or everlastingly tries to." Louisville Courier-Journa- l. Germany's Export of Feathers. Germany sends 29,000,000 feathers year to England for millinery pur poses. THE FIRST TASTE Learned to Drink Coffee When Baby. a You wont tell your family doctor For Preserving, Purifying the whole story almut your private illness you are too modest. You and Beautifying the Skin, need not lie afraid to tell Mrs. link-haat Lynn, Mass, the things you could not explain to the doctor. Your Scalp, Hair, and Hands, letter will e held in the strictest con- for Sunburn, Heat Rash, fidence. From her vast correspondence with sick women during the and for all the past thirty years she may have datings, will the gained very knowledge that of the help your case. Such letters as the fol- purposes esfrom lowing, grateful women, tablish beyond a doubt the powerof Towns no. KvCnry: India, H. K. Paul, Mlarhina. limit Knnt Drat South 1 If parents realized the fact that coffee contains a drug caffeine which is especially harmful to children, they would doubtless hesitate before giving the babies coffee to drink. "When 1 was a child In my mother's arms and first began to nibble things at the table, mother used to give me sips of coffee. As my parents used coffee exclusively at meals 1 never knew there was anything to drink but coffee and water. And so I contracted the coffee habit early. I remember when quite young, the continual use of coffee so affected parents that they tried roasting it In the l as a substitute for coffee. But it did not taste right and they went back to coffee again. That was long before Postum was ever heard of. I continued to use coffee until 1 was 27, snd when I got Into office work, I began to have nervous spells. Especially after breakfast I was so nervous I could scarcely attend to my corremy wheat and barley, then ground coffee-mil- spondence. At night, after haring coffee for supper, 1 could hardly sleep, and on rising In the morning would feel weak and nervous. A friend persuaded me to try urn. My wife and I did not like it at first, but later when bailed good and strong it was fine. Now we would not give up Postum for tbe best coffee we ever tasted. I can now get good sleep, am free from nervousness and headaches. 1 recommend Postum to all coffee drinkers. "There's Reason." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read The Road to W in pkgs. Ever read the above letter? A new sna appears from time to time. They art genuine, true, and full of human Interest. ," Mel iil-TM- LYDIA E.PINKH AMS Io; -- Potter I true rfimhM, VEGETABLE COMPOUND Afnra, Imnialjil'ciMTi Mptoha). Mwow: V lmn . Rnoi Cutieuni liookitt oa the HUB. nh Cfcetn. rvtrp., Hole to conquer all female diseases. 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