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Show tACS n ; THE EVENING IffiKAEPTHURSDAY, APRIL 8. 192$, TWO. "' '. in i . m, - . pi - . 7 .in ii Si TIMELY! EDITORIALS NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT WASHINGTON THE E1Y.ENING liEKALlJ An Independent Newspaper; ENTERPRISE MEMBER NEWSPAPER Wb H. Hornlbrook . N. Gnnaar Saiauaun u-i- , .3. Publisher Editor .................O'ty .,1.7 ut Established dally In 1923. PnblisUd la the weekly in ISM; a tiertld building. 60 South First West street, Prove, CUB, tfery areaing, except Saturday, and Suuday morning. Delivered by carrier is ProTO, Lake View, Vineyard, Ofem, Frovo Bench, and Pleaaant View. All com Telephone 96 plaint of whatever nature should be made at once. Entered aa second class matter at the posteffica to Ptoro, Utah. ;( Business Office Telephone ,. Editorial Booms, Telephone. Delivered Delivered Delivered Delivered ...... . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION by carrier, per month .4... by carrier, per year, In advance by Mall In Utah county, per year, la advance r by mall In United fctateSjLputside CUh county,-pe- ;..........'......r,..W..V2' HIV .............. ..........i,. ..'........... .... W. i. ' : ', I - l i?- UnjspbUed Keep the Small Town to travelers from - ajJAae0818116 Tnrcessarr-tmcHs-godHsi- to the business streets and should leave the streets lined ' with rtleasant homes urtSDOiled. . Counsel that is good for rural New, York is goodfor rural Utah and for smaller communities of every state. The, .... automobile is the means of making city and country better acquainted; and both would do well to present a fair side to the visitor, that he may come again., . Adult Control , nu-m- an UNDER! THE CAPITOL DOME - he , style-makin- g f LotigerLtfe By Jldwln Ml JanesvMJD. Member of Gorgaa Memorlsnn-stitnte.,- , .: . . equully nefesaarsiiLjjh-tanmntprialftr- : rtam-inatlon . peo- Illness and prompt cooperation with the attending physician will prevent lives being sacrificed through negnot obsrrwtthe pbysjeian In his ,;. ligence.;.., efforts tomakCxan early diagnosis The sure of dlihtherla Is uk which so often life depends. through the early mliulnlt--tratlonJn chronic disjeafie the physician This run t f icnlii is at thernercyO;f suffering 4orie be when an; early only how can he make an la made. The parents l).n)!il humanity, for unless thexpatiesit dlatHioais call a physician' Immediately wlit n or herself, early J dlacovered that a child baa "tfouvit himself, aore throat, especially when diph vtnf (hanlio.r'heoTporifeal theria la prevalent Tbe physiclnns iKorvjfp In restoring him to health a should be premltted to rake4 cul- fnf'Cr t?rt pntlent has bled lot of ture from the throat for the true fadu wtthonf eVer having ft thorough nature of the Illness can often only exnininnrlon at the hands' of a competent doctor of medifl'nc? How be djueovered by this means many times nnder snch circumstanctreatment swwhWuI Again" the es are we in honesty ahd fulriiess of InfaatUe. jaralyala la iibaolutely compelled losytor1atK,-7- " dependent hpon Its early recogni- , Consumption, cnncer.I blood tion. Tbe presence of the disease kidney trouble, etc., are .curcan often be determined by of .the spinal fluid days be able If recognized early.--- There rre fore there are sufficient symptoms onlytwin waywhich make thlflrlv to point to a diagnosis.. The spinal recognition possible. Firrft cinisult a reputable jjhyslolan if there arc fluid, by a pinal pun sll'rlit-lsymptom of ev-tur.e that la, Inserting a needle into present-anhealth. Secondlr make falling of .canal. the spinal the lower part This is an entirely safe procedure a imsincss of having a periodic each year. In the. hands pf a qualified physlc- Ian and . in Infantile Paralysis, as well- as Meningitis, is often a Ufe ;..A transcontinental ' nio!or" cii saving- measure. The parents should service is operated between San welcome this little operation know- Josu Guatemala, on the Pacific ing that through it information may Coast, and Puerto Barrios on the be obtained which will enable the Atlantic Coast physician to save the life of the i Fllndera child. Street Station, These are merely' illustrative of Australia, handles 2fl000 passengers daUy. atraffkuneju(il: of acute diseases depends only ed b.r any other stathm in " the - on a prompt examination, out some Brltlhh colonies. aecom-Ushe- . antl-toxl- dlsg-nusl- s ltla . 1 . " WETS AND DRYS Apjil " exam-inatlo- a ; '. ' " 0 J Must have been quite a contortionist who, in, declining a. banauet iavitation, expressed his sincere re- grets and sent a handshakefrom ihe bottom of his heart. Fui" ton T5. 'jft. ALL?? tt HERS, AT N A .4 IT IKi TW 1 I FtfeU vrJ WEAP rTi , : 1 . Intermezzo. Pronounce OFTEN MISSPELLED: Negroes, Teacher What happens when note the oe. . 7 tadpole loses its tall? Tommy It is then called a frog ; SYNONYMS : ; Caudid, honest, which is caught and sent to market frank, fair, open, ....simple, truthful to be retailed. sincere, unbiased, Straightforward. WORD STUDY: "Vse a word "That's the hnnk," shrieked the toree times and it Is yours." Let chamlermuld as the folding, cot fell us Increase our vocabulary by mas' on her frame. " tering one word eat day. Today's word : YALSIFICATIOX ; the act A doctor says the.aose jeeda. r o; prH--serclse. !Not. the kind jrotten sificatioji flf jbft books was" 3&csy; ered." sticking ' it Into other people's . , fairs, however. . . s ex-jo- ' TOM SIMS YS SA ilich Lover: Will you marry me? I love you, darling; t would die for you. Egg stains may be removed by Young Digger : Is thut a prom scraping the back of the hand ise? across the chin. Two are twins, three are an out ' rage. , j,. - 111 ,,,, r -- t Mi- -, 1.- 1 Ii "X! iii-''- i t . J i 4. "1 rkia V F- 1 ; . JfrJZV- IlariJ thing about being a politic-Iais looking- satisfied "at the results. ."'' - Many of the palms In seem to be Itchiiig (inliiis. Florida ; Don't discard yonr bnrncd ont test-ten- , that-Chin- , , The lottery is a national Institution iii Spain. All purtieipnte, from tlie richest grandeo to the humblest The prize ' is known as newsboy. the gordo j(far fellow).1 . Woman Sleeps Won-- . derf ul All Night ....,: j-- "After taking Adlerlka, the pain in my side (due to gas) Is gone and I now eat and, sleep wonderful " (SigiiMl) Mrs. O. MeOimiK ONE siKiouful Adlerlka removes GAS and often brings astonishing reKcf- - to tlie stomach. Brings. out a surprisi- li ng t CftCV. Derbr Is Comfnr Riu4r' ' The' derby which has been .with ?-. if4 sv se me- - ' or seqres f!;tyears,passlna; through manx years of diminishing and Increaslnt: popularity Js wrpeqff ed to blossoni fprthi 1 Ja the: eastl ns-f- this style has already' wdn.over many new wearers and" the, movement It- is said, Is traveling Vest' v ward. T'.T T5v Light,. ricj, dlstlnctlvj patterns will prevail ia eapsV The one and styles will prevail. Such head wear Will be used largely for sports and general ' , , activity. Tji: eight-piec- jail-ov- er e out-do- or ; 7" jx ; ISSIONARY-- r. , TOMORROW j SUNSETS BEST ' APRIL. Q KPO, 428.3 Meters, San Franclsco' ' 12518 Twelfth St Usual features 1 :30 p. m., FairDetroit. Michigan. mont Hotel orchestra v. 4 ft m Pair L . April 2, 1926 ace Hotel orchestra; 6:16 p. ;. , Editor, Eevening Herald: children's , stories; ,6:30 p. m, This is to notify yon of my change States, Restaurant prcheatra';',! fu. of address which was formerly $060 m, book reviews, Harry A,'Sfaii; Avery avenue, Detroit ami is now 8 p. m., Constitution address jCUe 12518 Twelfth street in the same Justice. Willium H. Waste, "Califorcity nia supreme court ; 8:J0 p..m."Tha I have enjoyed the paper very Resurrection," cantata ; ,9 p, . m,, much ever since I sraried to receive Palace Hotel ; .10 p. ra.. orchestra it which was several months ago. Stages Restaurant orchestraj ,11 p. m.,; pompeiian Cafe orchestra. page is . KGQ, 36t Meters, Oakland tau-- T not all taken up with 'murders and al features;, 11 :3Q a. .ol;. concert; other crimes as the papers here are. program; ,4 p. m., Hotel 8t 1 p..aL, To read the Detroit newspapers one Francis orchestra ; 6 :30 p. m, radio would think that the whole city was 6 p. m., Concert girls; In in while crime, engaged reality KHJ, 405.2 Meters. Lor Angeles there are thousands of people who Noon, Elite orchestra ; 2 :30 p. m., are living normal happy lives just as they are in Provo or any. other music recital; 6:30 p. m., children's program; 7;30 p. m.. aircraft ad.'" CltV. ;p.TB.,I am enjoying my missionary dress,- W D. Waternjan ' f program., labor) hero, hut when I am released I KFI, 467 Meters, Los Angele- iI "Will return home " in mv heart that I do not have Usual features; 5:30, p.yjn., TeaIca- .. to reside here the rest of my life. Ballroom orchestra ; 6 :30' (jar. ' The climate does not begin to fomr lrle Stevenson's orchestra r 7 iiff "p.." m-- . program ; 8 p. m., orgaji recital ; imre with Utah and there is no scent orv to RfioRk of. The lakes and rivers-ar- 9 p. m., m., tyjjuf-grams, beautiful but we have ttesa at .,.yiT..-iJ;f.r, KLX, 608 Meters, Oakland-home and mountains In addljiqn.fl p. baseball : 8 p. m.prbgrsim i 9 ;4 have never seen a sunset ber t , anv where equal the least of thpse p. m., Xthens Athletic Cloh orchea-tra- ., V- ta fact, have we have at home, K.NXi' sai: Meters never een but one or two sunsets of my kind. There always1 seems to be Usual featnres; 2 n mist in the west. Possibly in tbe Vtoii p. Vqy "S'n)incr these mists will, be cleared 7 p, m., 8, p. nv,?,'p. . , 10 p, m main even ifoliywoo , '.t-,M'away. y Tbe winter here has been, unusual, glon StadlumJTti p. ' 'y long and cold. RIeht now there Grove orchestra. W.fe snow on, Inches the of Is several KGWjt 491.8 Meters, Portia nd-- x , , ground and more falling. Csua features ir 12 :30 I hoie the paper continues Its gram; 2 wooie.ii'avinattoetti polici of prluting good news instead p. in., concert 8 p. program; ft and I wish front of bad on the page p. m., concert; 10:30, p. m.rHoot -: all the success In everything to. Utah thvla. . , " i county. KFOA, 45413 ; Metersi Yours rpspwtfullv, ' '' Csual featnraajJB'p MISS EDITHA BOOTH. ber of wnqDeroe ?. 3 p.i.oL, wpoen'a ' I251 Twelfth St.; Detroit: MlcE clulw; 6 p. m... boya', program;;? p. m., program; 8:30 p. Jn., suction bridge; 9 p. m., program ;, 10 p; bl,, ' Bonder's Serensdera. KPSN, 315.0 Meters, Pasadeni- S' -' aM-et- TrifBcjryTCefroht f '..- - r , : S -V-- ni., .S I- tubes. tTne'- them in place of good ones. They eiimlunte static - LIVE OVEf- towing." ; , Oliver Goldsmith's- - .early ' home has fallen Into ruins and riow is tK?ing utilized as'n cuttle shed. to pruve Psychological method-- of vertical writing and printing causes less eyestrain am permits-qdioke- r reading than tbe "across tbe page" method. MOMENTS WE'D UKE . . n 'The crown prince ef Swcdcu bnne planning a visit to America. ' TASTE. iT4 ' . DECIiARESOTAH JoJiNote the - "med,' , . ENGLISH ByW. L. Gordon Never, sleep In a comfortable bed. it too much daring the . day. ' ir v'w r You miss , 1 TTCenVQ uiaium - rr' i T lived, happily ".rjir'dlt!L OFTEN , . MISUSED : Don't say "the sermon bad a good and thesfuture was rqgy. Then they learned to play bridge. affect upon him." Say "effect" 1 V. .. .. I .1 ' w 1. .. .. Ol... . P F T E N MISPUOX()i:CEI) : oik uus xtrsuuim ucv . LA&T.I.-.- 1 t n A TT .V years they --BY WILLIAMS I Wt-mer- . WA-Y- "r rt ton : OUT OVR been, recounted that jk .newspaper ? once had a story tcady to print ro BjePAXL (ITnitetfTrss Staff Correspondent") garding his inherent IiImk1," but de. The wet and dry lwttle la raging' cided not. to print U at the last ' ; : 'along the grapevine front in Wash-- , moment .'; Presidents of both some members themselves have, m.t where Atigton s?dcB have seen, fit to. probe ihe been overlook)i wid frequently unprivate lives of some of their adver-tarie- s printable .rumors have .been circuand fill the air with lnflam-.mulil- e lated agalnsf ifm Vv.j The, latest stories Mt wets and nimo.rs.' ; The rumors smack of old "whisdrys against .men In. congress ftnd per ciimpiiigiis" against private lives prospective presidential, Candidates have, .been ''heard during the last of political candidates and are ! ..: . , 'and. unanswerable.- They few weeks. have circulated iu the heat ot nearly Another, snappy, bit. from cangr.es,-slonevery political .cantphlgM of fmport-a- n debate: . . .. , and dute 'ck'-the days. of , Itep. Hamilton and Jefferson.' The .apoleba ,fTinchcrj AepupUb ; "Itenienilier, sir, that jjKlunlittdlyja(htheJcaTs enn, Kans. of those "who" arc nmligncrt but no Texas- - raises- bulls mot pearl but, .,, , public statement can lie. made, upon tons." p them Iiecnnsc to uuswer would only ! v-t ',": "". . add to their circulation, and no One of the most interestUkg mTdlcateriieiirctifi lie jnude upon figures nrouuiTthe,'" "c"apitors"Harry minds. easily Parker, an ol4 Qolored doork,eoner Xo one knows where they for the House Ways i and ..Means they ares omotiuips given committee who; hag, served. In-- Unit such widespread "whispering" capacity sluctf Mctwiniejr'i chalrmuu.- that they eventually reach !liip of the committee. He has seen .everyone in touch with the politi- DUiglcy, PayAe.rpderwood,'' Ford- cal situation throughout 4 he coun- ney and Mreen fm tne cnairman: ship.. He has leatned to be. 100 per try. .. ' The story against Alexander Ham- cent noiiiirtisan ion,the : taTrJf Isilton reached such' proportions 'In sue. ... ..... ; ;: ,;. ' When the .Wfei Claude .Kttcben, his.".CiimpaigH",aguTnsti, Thomas" Jefferson that he was forced to issue Deni., N. C, was ng, .Parker, ina.ifr hour vigil on a public statement confessing an af- sisted fair of "moral turpitude'- as his the porch outside his home, praying ' reason for paying a man a certain for. bim. ; sum of money." 'Later the marriage of Secretary of WarEatoncaiised . 'Father Lejeune, al pioneer Brit-issuch a social furore In the Andrew missionary, has found worix of Jackson cabinet that four cabinet Heliralc origin among, the Indians, members subsequently resigned. thus, supporting the .tradition-thaHebrew ships,- brought i More, recently the question of the Chinese race of a national political candid- traders to the Pacific Coast 8(10 ate WM. whispered about and It has yearg ago. 8. tCJ? K. MALLON WASHINGTON, - ,r, first Introduced' with theflrst stra ; 1t ' hat to the newest novelties will be A-.;. I ondisplay. i ,The conservatlye tnaai.. will.'atlct'JP ' to the Panama and ieghj6)tn.Tbe"'r are jrmycomiort straws and iW for that reason wm retain Jhclr sea-sou- s. laboratory ' For ; or mnylie an the opportunity and privilege of thus handling a case, the doctor is entirely dependent, npon the pajt cnta.i He can do nothtnt? without their Cooperation and help. ."The plea Is made, then." thst patents do In Thls fmtKtucline fait true In acute and chronic diagnosis. la mJnrKMsdnra : -- . He tried to fix, the electric meter, well into spring when most men hit the peak of popularity: have purchased their beadwear, A screwdriver In his mitt; There, too," will be other shades He'd always wished that be. could r Particularly mong the younger of grey, rnimitfs the entire gamut felloVip and that class includes the from lights to darks. ; Various tones dance ; Then he-- wished that he could quit .collegians, will this of tuns and browns will have quite mode, win iwor.Tbe f if st evWenee4 .1l,'wiBgi The green hat, which lie always wished that he could of switching came almost a Wearisome makers attempted to force no ago and gradually gained headwqy on the public in other spring seaswim sons, will take the background through the full and whiter Perhaps a mile and a quarter; The movement promises to Hetrledlt once with too much vim Again the Fancy Bands, And he's soaking yet in water. , gain momentum this spring. The fancy band, which was shown Ilat makers and jetailers arg re Oiire last curing lhnnany7 preftoni When the girls BrSTlIylng face ticent In making predictions In re- season, again will occupy an impor-tmt1e paint, reflects Leo Duke, they never gard to theidvance this tare eetor In tending have "to refer to a color card. They brim vogue will make, but they have to hcadwear. Many of these bands would look betterr sometimes, If prepared to meet any will be similar to 'those worn around emergency." 1. they did. slrinv lints, but in many instances Fedora Remains Popular, Th ever popular fedora or Alpine they will be toned down a bit, with Half the fun of loafing Is know, shape, in good stead for many years narrower stripes of cojor just ing that you should be. working. will continue to have its horde of enough to make a man's hat a nodevotees as In .time past. It is the ticeable part of his ensemble. i.Tomb of Egyptian king's wife style of the man who prefers tbJ And when warm weather comes opened and found nnoccnpled. So, conventional; the man who is pret In comes the straw hat Light women tbe at couldn't keep they In either. home those days , nt 0O0- -- . tn-t- iseases, A teacher, trying to justify young people in some of their conduct today, said that "high school students resent adult control." As if this were, something new under the sUn! Was there ever "a child born who did not resent adult control? Some of us have vivid recollections of the result of. such . on our cart. : The trouble today is not that young folks resent adulM jontrol,..but that adults do not exercise control. n.very bein has to bow to some authority sooner or later, and the child who is aUowed to gb uncohtfolled because he resenta authority is the one who breaks the laws of the land in after life. Respect for authority must be learned some time, and the home and the sehool are the best places to teach it. -- . Absent-mlude- d Success In treatment tt alok the ple dexiuU upon promptnesa - - -- - ; - T ... i'ti--.,- . ir-i- The automobile has revealed many city the charm of the villager and has drawn many city But it has tempted some villages to . folK to live in villages. destroy their charm by catering to the tourist with filling stations, lunch counters, hot dog stands, each with a glaring sign and all jumbled with the pleasant lawns, flower gardens, .orchards and shade .trees that surround the village homes. Zoning'for small towns as for cities is suggested by the Canton, N. Y., Plain Dealer as a means to preserve their beauty, which delights the. eye that is weary of the sight of skvscraDers and which' tempU'iome to make their; homes in rural surroundings. Supply of the wants, of tourists is . tttpt Only a few mere months nntll w INJUSTICE It seems Heck Hamstring took m bribe; whfle he waa . M U I as a cop; and men denounced the peeler tribe, and said this; Some people are cussing f tbe me . wonLJMJPUia-Rvopsynaraiting. iney, gauierea Dy. had weather as if light to gogues, they stood beneath the greenwood tree; tThe cou- expect summer they this spring. ntry' goingto the 'dogs," they cried, aloud, "when such; things be. 1 The" cops are paid to guard the.tpwnltajnake, Waitress In Cenfectioaery : "Did the malefactors go, and they should strive to gain renown; you order this Sundae, sir?" as being lik the djrven show." A jhtuidred peelers paced Proto . Man: their beats, and they were straight as any men ; they .drove "Goodnctts ! f Have J been here that the thieves from their retreats, and. pinched the; paroled ldugrTITTTl"TJn;7 thugs again.' With danger always in their path, they did The only two who can live as their work with skill and grace; they battled' witn the men of wrath, and njade the town a decent place. The. darkened "cheaply as one are a flea and a dog. streets they strode along, and no one praised thein as they the things that are hard went ; but when a godless cop went wrong, the people raised oaAmong a young widow's reputation are a. wild lament. Two students swiped, a can of booze and neighbors. painted things a brilliant red; the people rent their beards and shoes ; '.The schools are on the blink," they said, V Why ; BouDcebackt. lie tried to beat the railroad train give out colleges support, or say ihef fill a' want long-fel- t, When the signal light burned, red; when every, student has a quart of tanglefoot beneath his f W bile there will be no decided ty .much set In his ways, and the weight straw sailort, "tba ssUndby s belt? Why give the seats of Jearning chink, to pay the' For years he's had a dormant brain, change in men's hat styles over only difference is In size of brim of other season, will win the favor" his head. Ndw hla joined body's high-bro- w teachers' wage, when learning causes Iwys to ' those a year ago, there appear to and crown. ,v ' of most mehi Brims will be a" bit be general tendency In some quarcage?"5 But where Be looked Into bis drink, and gives them. ten days As colors for greys probably Wider And there will be plenty of pearl tank gas n,' ters to surrender the Alpine ' a, thousand, study, daysand one,. pickled youth-is-eewill dominate the field. This par- splasK to the bands. ' With a lighted match pne shape' for, the curl brim ef- ticular shade always has been con- . Among the colors that 1 tilt be nights, and find in volumes red and green the truths that He'd always Wished that be night; could ?", fects. .' lead hem to the heights. It is too bad that we select the sidered a spring color but until re- worn largely la atrawa" afewfiites: V fly ' cirwe'd abnormal and I when how Just the wail, ignore good widespread is this move- cent years hnsn'tfeaade much stride browns; and tan.1 All',0 thing all right! He that "fleW time; ment will be difficult to say until forwards 'and this year promises to weaves. Including those,' that were , . cumspect, and swear the evil things prevail. y?ar.TT". 77x , mi CAT; - ., t, ofncE gy , - - (77tC : 1 ; ; We are expanding our horizon at dizzy speed. ; Astronomers within the year have extended the boundaries' of the all their previsible universe a thousand iimes furtherthan ' - ' J i decessors combined, out about found more have few in a years, Physicists, the ultimate constitution of matter than all the scientists since Thales and EmpedocleaAnd the archaeologists, since "the war, have more than doubled the calendar of all their . predecessors, v Modern improvements are shrinking the world in space. You can sail around it in a summer vacation,., and may soon fly around it almost with, the sun. But modern discoveries areimmenselv-xpandin- ir it irrtimeWVare- the theirs of more" generations than we had dreamed if we mav anticioate as many venerations in the future, at the present speed as there were in the past at slower r- rates, the"prospect of humanprogress is atlizzy one. All we need is toTsaprthe-onl- y thing that could stop "that progfessi-th-e insanity of 7 , a-- X , o'clock, a. m. Obstacles Passing f . year, advertising copy for the current Issue moat be In not later thai AU U iv ? I h m rhymes ASSOCIATION: .................... . imh in.iDDi i ii amount of old waste matter you never thought wfis in your system. Stops that, full, bioa.ted' feeling "hnd makes yori 'hapjty and cheerful. Excellent for chronic constipation. Ilcdquist Drug Stores. Adv. v.vo:r;yA I isWi ' &$$wjfifjt , W inCoan .Jti p,.j, - nt. ?:v,.-"-7r;-- - .aala B'aa HOUSTON TO - HELP LEAGUE , - ..... ! ; '; .;' Tbe actual date of the Crtjclftrici GENEVA, April 8. David , F, tas been fixed as April 7. A D, 30, Houston of Nev York, secretary by certain students who base their of ncricnlture and later, secretary conclusions on astronomical obser. . . of the treasury in the Woodrow Wil-do- vations; 1 ,v cabinet bits accepted an Invita The national debt could be. tion to participate in the Leagne of Nations preliminary economic con- in twenty years .wjth the; ference, it was announced Wednes-da- nanuea over annually by the can .rinveating ' public ; to stot , " , . , , Houston- te ftnderstood to hnve "' '" ' Owen D.' Young, replaced A monopoly ofi the gnlnine' marof the Da wes plan,, who' declined to serve. The economic conference ket 4s held by the Netherlnnda - - - . will meet April 26 at Geneva. i n fa f nt .,-- - |