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Show ETCNTNGJERALD, MOIfDAY. JULY 6.192S. .THE 'TACin TOO V. EMTORiIALvPA2 ii NEWSV FEATURES PRESS COMMENT OFFICE CAT THE EVENING HERALD TIMELYDIJOIUAI Hi: WASHINGTON NEWS .11 1 - I losMgeles" " The medical Journal devotes a whole column to etiilnlnlng what causes fold irsplration. (Any one Established a a weekly la lbUi aa a dally U AliiO! Issued avery who has gone up a dark alley and Bun ediUoa day aaorning; rural norainf evefclug except Saturday, and sli iipipaTm - dog. will be jrastlug . ' yv s aary moralng tieep aloaday. time reading it. r Published la the Herald building, SO Boats Tint Wnt attMt, Ptoto, Luh. " ' Twa Head ; ' Catered at second elass natter at the poatnffloa la Proro, Utah. When ha proposed, he lostJils head. Wm. n. Borntbrook ..Publisher Which fact he quickly told ' h. Uunaar Eaamuoa she Instead . . ..Qty fcOltor She didn't m'ud. for Put hertead opun ht shoulder. ; Baili Offles. Telephone fcaitorlal liooma. Telephone Fable : Once there was- - a; hick . s Member tutted Press flews Bervlee and N. XL A. Bervlee, town In which the leading citlten wasn't a millionaire. .. Only dally newspaper In Cuh south of Bait Laka City; largest of any newspaper In Utah outside Bait Lake City and Ogdcn, that Uvea on i Happy la the family taut month's Income instead of fitxt . r; An independent ftew8paper, A series t original and highly tntertalBlBg vlgnettea Of Amer-lcl- n cl tie hare' been obtained by the failed Press from David a young Australian Vrtrratt, newspaperman, who came to this himaelf iwuatry, boagbt "fljvver" and. taolored from Baa .... FrsniU'b to New Tork. . . . '' ' .......................... ................. i ..... ................... .i...,...,i...9 .. Didn't Ruin Him ' : ... "Prohibition is ruining roe," Baid famous restaurant montb'a keeper, closing his jazz palace to' escape bankruptcy. '.Then a ma a VHh a it oecured tp him that there might, after all, be money in Many la now alttlnit jtilrtly at home past d -- ' to tat it. bellingiai food,1 ttt peopteho-'wanterrnM word fiir.ilps. So heMarted coffee houses, box lunches, and all sorts working rof ways of feeding hungry,, people at reasonable prices. Now In the Itcjlnninf? of creation wo h buyei a UlionTdolar. borne . from a mnnr men took one i. Prohibition paid, aier all. It took drink .to sell a quar- now she take 'cm all; ter's worth of food and a dime's worth of jazz for four ..' . dollars..i wrry young, man. iSsy," But.reai food, like any other real commodity, sold to entering a Trovo hsrlwr hop, "ls " my tredlt good for a phaveT" people wh want it, is better business. i rhw-kere- , movie-niagBat- e'i '. : . - - anlrt-tl- - . "Average Age" Confusion - Modern "Improvements have almost doublml the of life. And yet they have scarcely increased ''aver-age"leng- J its ind4dual span. "Naw." replied the barber, "If you can't rail a quarter keep on raining ' .If... whiskers." i th ."J'-:- ' ; ';' The fnance of surviving infancy and growing up is greater, but not the chance of reaching old age if you do grow up. . It Is difficult to giicss the age 6f a prune. It has wrinkles wnen it Ik a" mere child and when it grows old It looks Just the same. is deceptive. .The average age-o- f a family Tommy : Why do ymi wratch your are twenty-thre- e and twenty-fiv- e ' years old, head and: two. died, in infancy, is twelve years, though the only Johnny : BccaiiHf I'm the only one ' . actual members are twice that age. who knows It Itches. The earlier generjtis showed a much larger number of little .graves but nearly as large a proportion Jeads. 'The, national bird Js said to be The chancest of trying are better, but not the chances of fbe eagle, but. Judging by the way rongreas Is eternally picking one living long.-f:i there Is reason to believe U Is a "Aver?.ge' of whom two - . - . 3 rjj-gr- ay .; ' crow. IS W SlJL n lel 1 & pYstewart :by Charles Writer , fitA TTASH1NC''roN"tTpon the next twelvemonth's pollUcal da-vetonmonta growing oat of Senator Kobert M. Le, Follette'a death .depends national Prpsreaalve.' inn's future, perhaps, for many yeara. 'movement Ii PrOerreaaive-iamof which La, Follotte was no mora than, a part mighty Important part but only a part'T " Or.woa ha the whole thlngt If the former's the ."cane, of course, even the death of atrong loader can spell no more uian a temporary setback, av Uttle more ' ' delay. If the latter.- - the cause, too, Is dead. ' To be sure, there'll1 jg"vun ess, witn a small "p," but the group the Wisconsin senator led tnevlta bly will break up various noUtical careers probably will endua the expiration of current terms. v, ; . . ! ' : t'i , '. ' t ; ' j , . " . i - j - ( ' I ; ; ; a " aaUablea7";" " ProgreaslveJsm. If It's to im lve without La Follette. r.uet survive on Its own merits.' It can't hope to.be pulled through by virtue of strong leadership. This, of course, refers to the J Progressive-Ur- n -- launched, at- a which ' t op f e -- mrjCAre. uiiUBPPXX.tiecnise J NE thing -- which lUegests first thought, I couldn't see. BUI nart, Charlie Chaplin or anyone around and then I read in a paper that all Los Angeles hid paid big sums to attend a charity affair where six of the movie stars had put In an appear sirttifcth-r-thoug- i y-- to say, the regular win spare ca effort, having- - been afflict1 far worse by Progrelve-l8than- h has troubled he Democrats, to mak Wisconsin safe for regular-I- ty at the election of 19J. With La Follette gone, they are much more hopeful ' of Senator per eraotVntuin- -' to house and hopes are expressed of putting a regular In La Follette'a . own seat t ; They can't do thla until November of next year, alnce the vacancy win be filled temporarily by Governor Blalne'a appointment, and..-- aa Is Progressive1 wmeeif. a Progressiva will be hi choice. If uv Ji : , -" - - ,S:i .0' . Otter Grocers it! ! i' ?U Wooje Tnihew complexion aid. You 11 love its smobtlf velvety toucK. "Its soft, cleans- . w. ' .l .1 mg lamer is Most Kejremtng to the skin. In Mission Bell here are four fine vegetable oils7 blended. A lathers that perfectly as freely, soap as IUWC3 rcaauy in nara water as m sort. V M nni - 'i-..- i I -- if " I II - '.a t.mvt r m Take AdvarirelDrThiTOfTeT lGoodOriiy .Until July 15 th Buy a Carton V . m w i i til - , r Use the L- . riff G Cake( FREE) : : - n - .?Zr rr?r-rrr"T'-'T:.- -- "'w-S-1WBr.,- "'Civ test-plac- - t S : hit 1 77" f I i FREE Cakes First - Yqu'U U tatitfied or your dealer will refund your money. . .f mm Vti; trjffejpjfjhe r j. And Receive Two Cakes FREE the-up- . :.N BEEL :'i Buy a Carton 6 Cakes ' j NEEDLESS - And Receive One Cake FREE Charity Affair , A gentleman In Seattle killed two people and he wasn't married to either of thPm. II I i ... w Buy Three Cakes . Dave Worrell, from Australia, bad arrived, The must have thought I was the president because they took me straight In. to Doug'. Yarning with hira I found out why I hadn't seen any of the big stars around the streets. - They are all working too hard to be able, to hit any of the. .high spots, A "Dink urn Cbap.1-- .. 1 thought Doug wasa .real dlnkum ciuip, or, as Americans say, a reg ular fellow. He 'was dressed Is pair of flannels and an bid green Jersey and was up to his eyes in work on a new film. Then they took if . II AFall Drtiggifl's and ' - a c ' HolQ-woo- lady to sell mejivertO- jeeMarjuTIcktord and WANTEDAyoung ne tickets,-someofast that can taae she was the sweetest little lady I've AwU-crowd care of large ever met,. When they put new scent theater on her handkerchief she let me have a sniff just to make me feel at home There are the three kinds of connew film and year ago., Something else may dovelop later along the same lines. That's a different thing. ence-o- mm FjREE Introductory i people living In Ijo9 Angeles had everlieepdnside a movie studio and that it was extremely'"difficult to they want nothing but money and others are unhappy .because they have nothing but money. the Cleveland onfer aa, ,r u MISSION leany Some waa m m - dcoal Pheaa.aplngina sumption foo- consumption, I found she worked from 8 a. m.o water and consttmp consumption wealcneas, at p. m..' So faded my Illusions about may prove to be" Progreaalve-- ? (ion. And the greatest or these. l the jazx life of movledom.x r; , Ism's referred to tuliercnlosiis. Someone has said thnf Lo I as a "Woe," m?w waa a hard- 4he other end of Broad-: I 'partyrr one. comes de to When It signs . i With regular adherents, jequlrlng is uiHo ine eou oi ine Jtasi ji scribed by Transcript End of New Tork and the end of a ,to be tedV:.. Laramount-plctur- e, . "AKUs In the e Still. La Foll'ette did sound the ., therirtacei and the afl for every rallyTTitttcVTheTa-- ; Dark," latoncerned. ancient weather beaten '.house hi in the world to try and car. a i dependents made., , and Dorothy Ann Pennington Ronton and read "This is the The people have to formpark queues to Will somebody-eia- e be found to of the "follies," and Knann. both would have cross-th-e house iHevere Paul streets and there were so I tlo this In his place? Oris no par; of the' "Mary Jane Mc- : passed If he had ecJhie this Way,' tlcular leader needed T v many cars it, was (impossible to Kitty Kelly Kane" wbjch enjoyed a company, ! The nest session , of Congress do business. .1 drove aronntl for an of Broadway, are but . j Will begin to show. sAdmlnistra. run whose hour and found a A woman prolonged place at. last and three of Moa, spokesmen profeaa to feel sure the many well known names maiden name waa Smith hag mar timk a trolley back to the shop. already that insurgency te thing name men of ried tlie three by When I got there my parking time :?-- r u. I I t the pest. . Siulihr rroltaWy shr dldu't want to limit was nearly exhausted bo I had ';...':;f,:-V- " I In reality, nobody can tell with- v.'; vhunge her laundry mark. ut a definite test. ; to go straight bavk. .It was necesby Senator 7heeler ONE remark prove significant that sary to put the car In a garage after l TF Progresalve-lsm'- s MOTOR-IT- E fate depends Radio bedtlme; stories are told all. "La Follette dead will be;, i on successor to La Follette mora powerful even than La Fol . American children at 7 o'clock, Cost of Bathing. High I who can fill bis shoes, nobody's lette aUve. which la about three ljpurs before In Australia it only; costs about This Isn't impossible. H's name .. .. bed time. their Senator finmii tiA lha necettarv on a become one to conjure by; sir cents for a bathing t MOTOR-IT- E ' 1 qualities of strength, courage and may With his death, much of the bench and I nearly burst Info tears magnetism, but he font a Pro-- bitterness which was felt toward when they asked fifty- cents af k greaslve with a bis; "P" edl the hlra living will disappear. Venus Bay (L. A). Then I became time. . A follower may be a ' Idealised, It Is quite likely there suspicious and watched the others but a leader, must be con win be Immense strength for the MOTOR-IT- E ' but the. next- fellow paid fifty .cents cause ha preached In his memory etsteotry on the Job. - . y Genafor Norrls la so regular la : too, so-- was not the only sucker. tperhapa a strength greater than his Progresaivelsm as to be big own. a Uving man on the" Sea ; My American education was pro t real but be the hain't ate floor.' thing, ceeding. I was learning not to be MOTOR-IT- E surprised when the: skinned mj A modern funeral chapel lKiloI eggs or aierple..- with a quiet and restful and beautifork instead of a. spoon but I got a one of the added ful;"-Is MOTOR-IT-E J. Wtttta.a.ihcatiir. features of out mortuary.--- It At the end I waited our patrons" provides -to hear "God Save theTUng" played with a type and character as we do at home and nearly got service unequalled, when of 1 A woman Chicago woman bit' a cop, but our MOTOR-IT-E killed in the rush for the door. likes to think she la home in a is funeral the (are not good to eat.-Before I got to I..' A. I thought being bossed and to know she isn't. not practical- - or feasible. it would be fine to become an Amer- : Men are becominir ao'effeminaia It provides all the privacy Toil may make a guccess of your iOne slapped a St. Lous rnotorman. lean cltir.en luit after I saw some a of and comfort, private and still be a failure. of-lMOTOR-IT- E he stray visitors- around, the dwelling plus every added ' violins are 1 dangerous. . Dallas streets I wasn't so - sure. and service that That suits are not so bad. You Bathing facility Tex.) man won a wife with one.' take a girl In- one now. and you we know of. word American covers a multitude of skins.- ThVQeadSea's t5 'percentfelt,' can't make a mistake, r : J.- - : MOTOR-IT-E Fresno. ) ( Tomorrow : No It .will keep time.' Matrimony :Js aril there Is to from being single. Vinegar's , 4wlne that became I Sometimes everything ynlcoi.x I In the "A KISS LS TUB DARK MOTOR-IT- E 'world seems an awful waste of time. y The bloomttntlldlot" are"! setdonv 1G0 North University Ave. - has lib .' jsrall flowers.'" contributed Broadway Some ' men jN Insist upon tos'ng their 0 Phone 632 faith In women dally. erally of Its talent for the embellish ment of the screen as far as the NEA ; Service. (Copyright 12$, In.) - - ine nanies, 'One man thought the pancakes rather tough and dldu't ehew good and l'rt found his wife- had nerved him with a half dozen phonograph records Instead, hy mistake. - j..uj-- Jf glddy-gnddyln- g A - 4. ll'.V v . I learned, too,: : v ' ' ' - ' - - t ' ' r V By DAVID tV0lUL4LU, Wfttten fof The rnlted Press.) . Hollywood la like Mark Twain's conception of . Heaven and Los Angeles gets the profjjta Mark isain morroed.puruiran was disappointed when be reached Heaven and found that all of the disciples and prophets were not there to greet him but rather, when six of them met at, one place, people built a monument there and four' lsts from all over Heaven visited it. felt a lt tike that. puUicah when I reached' Hollywood - and A couldn't see a sUF anywhere, handsome man ktolled along the street and 1 was beginning to get excited when someone told me he was merely the proprietor of a waffle shop. A bevy of beautiful along the girls came pavement and I made snre they were all staraof jhTOgnltndejwt my guide explained they were shop girls out for their noon stroll ; He said that most of the waitresses were and shop girls of aisappoinred seeiers alter tame out they kept o'n Wearing their war paint hoping to be noticed by a movie king. : tir ItTnulres ihe"TowcFoT enter one. , r: That made n ambltioiia" and "Worry over (he thoughts of how went straight along to Dong Fair near it is to falling, I guess.". banks' studio and sent in word .that Wwt th pugnacity Follette- possessed. He can put up a terrltto fight when he Ukes, but he doeao't always like. Senator Wheeler's a "whole hog" rrogreaalvs and nobody ever waa readier tor a scrap, but he tah't as yet. a political heavyweight, which Is essential In thK case. Besides, he's a Democrat, and to be effective i. this time, Pro-- ' gresalve-lsrhsuds to draw from, the Ropublicni' strength. , That about exhaUsts the list of ' Service -- V s.-- ance, H no nring the doctor or t etrrrV ta Vr . ' II if The prpduotion. lng cast of this new Second Famous Porty production, opening at. the Colutnbla' tonight! Adolphe Menjou, I.illian Rich ami Alleen Pr ingle are features in the leading roles of the picture, whirl) 'Is an adaptation by Townsend Mar- - AH," by Frederick LiinKdale "A Kiss in the Dark" Ann Pcnulngton, who niade her Kelly's screen debut. motion picture d(ut In support of marks Kitty be plays a a of who seeks that role, comedy girl Gloria Hwansnn "Mnnhandled," does a dundlil hor own unique tpaji-ne- an outsider's advUe on hiw to refor the "entertainment of Tsome capture the wandering attentions of . guests at a house party, a scene In her sweetheart. 4' in- - p - 3C . ' 1 i MOTOR-IT- MOTOR-IT- E M0T0M1E E 4 Im-ke- r THE CARBONLESS MOTOR FUEL REMOVES CARBON PREVENTS r FUTURE AMBULANCE part-time- r, SERVICE - mil tail - r absent-mindedl- y CARBON . "ONCE USED -A- LWAYS USED" - bio&yca. T"i7rrvcTnn DEPOSIT "SerVecTTfom service pumps at only!. cenrpeTsal over the regular gasoline price also sold in handy, cans in two and four ounce sizes. Carry it with you for use when awayfrom regularserv.ee pumps. - life-wo- rk - ' r g - Superior Service Stations . ' keep-peopl- HATCH FUNERAL HOME 1- - '4 . "Service MOTOR-ITE- .: Twenty-Fou- r Hour Service" ! irw ii ( tpopyrjghj,5EJMicftIn. 11 Every .Wednesday and Saturday at mm IF. mmjtmm 1 BSCS 4 |