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Show no vacz THE EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21, 1923. mm NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD " ' Kit-- -' Merchant Fleet . Of United States WALT GORY LITERATURE ' "My Kfe " " P. gTEWAKT. RKATftrvfc Writer. "TT V routine' eaid James Adolpbu goes on, a dull . t lUBLES Uy a dull la 1923; tanad 'ry moraluf ; rural paornln adltloa weekly to ISM; intns ept ShturdMjr, a 8ouda tverr morning neept Monday. r WASHINGTON NEWS Unsuccessful An Independent Newspaper. jfcataMiihed T1I.IELY EDITORIALS ; Why can't "tho WASHINGTON Jones; "I toil to earn the good long green, the roubles t'nited 8(ut- iuake a auwss' of 1'ot.Uohed In tit BertM building, 10 Boota Tint Watt atraat. and the bones. In Quigg & Quiller'a Gold Brick store I'm merchant aulhirlng? fro to. Clan. selling chewing gum ; each day is like the day before, and nKreisi Biidaubtedly will try to lik6 the day to come. "All day I'm patient and polite, as m M'ond (Um natter at tn poatofflea la Pro, VUh. find aa aimwer to thl qumttun Beit gracious kwr..Pbllhr and drink as can be; and then' I journey home at nigh Vm. IL Horcibrook: a a result of Prnsident tea. three I Kdltoc . three drink . quarts of ft. (xraitar Bamuuscfi quarts of tea, o1uter, ...City tVilldtt'a quarrel with the shljiplug M ray boys, and as the glad hours go, I wallow in such gory R.jplnM. Office, Telephone . Imard. "A halfhfartexl at tern t to as meek know. men I those read only joys startling InUtnrlaf Boom. Telephone which deal in death and doom, in which the heroes answer It waa niade, tbrouKb a ' Member United Pree News Servtca and.N. B. A. Bartlca. are machine that send men to the tomb, I read of pirates lliiune of lteirentatlve.8 fVineKtigat- ! Uk larceet Jong and lank who spread their ebon sails," and make their iifg cuBimlttee, about a year ago. " OiUy daily newspaper Cttjj and Cln Ogden. ealatkra of nay newspaper in I ah outside Bait Lake City victims walk the plank, for dead men tefl no tales; .The I'nutmu? .Qotbing waa imiin- grim avengers of the woods, with notches on their guns! I'Mrshed an4 fiually the tfaquiry In llrnrt1 b pmr. dp nioiitn ............... ..4.. a. ni.tnun .,40c They are the stuff, they are the goods, for routine-wear- y ' Delivered by carrier, p, year, lb advanee. ...... !(..... ones. If I were treading forest trails, and leaving blood"' died a uutural death. IieHwed by mall In L'b, county, per year la advance. ..... in pools, I'd doubtless hanker for the tales which treat J lv:iver-by mall In United Hutea, outline Ctah eonnty, per r Amerlea'i merchant fleet waa k of Sabbath'sHiools. I'd want to read the sunshine booksgreat institution up to CO or 7u yeara which maids in in fair hold the dimpled picnics 'nylvan Gasoline Consumption glens' and glades. But people read that J dwindled awa'due to j hit everybody's interested in ars and hooks,main moral roam tromdrab familiar things,' that they may theit'duaiiy they fait that there was a greater "gass." And these are emirkable statistics, especially in leave their humdrum homes and scrap lor fighting" kings. field fur , enterprise in oianing np view, of Calorr.ia s Supplying a large part of the nation's the meekest man on earth, night is a happy time; the wort than In narlKatiun, Thence To me, ears nnd Portenille hoping for, a local oil field. In 1917, Americans were using gasoline at the rate of and any tale has little worth that doesn't reek of crime.". the country ran along for decades, about 160,000,000 gallons a month in midwinter and 310,000,-,00- 0 Outbursts of Everet True - By Condol ocean carryinif, until Uie war broke a month in midsummer. Here is the gain since that: The peak consumption per' month rose to50,000,000 The war the iorelgn vetwels - t . nu-re- d -- mag-azin- '. 1 , " ! i .. - - , v - are-dry- , - ; ,- :i fc"Y mi - v 1. Wife? Q)ma ea i 0: an in. ,uTj . . J gallons in 1918; 40,000;000 in 1920; 500,000,000 in 1921; 585,000,000 in 1922; 6X0,000,000 in 19Z3; IWU,UUU,UUU in .1924, and nearly i.OOO.OOO.OOOallpns'this last summer. Here is an: increase (if more than R00 per cent in eight years. 1, Where will it stop? How long will the supply last? One guess may be as good as another. But here is a notable fact. While, the aggregate consumption has. increased so. enormously .individual consump has kept on using, tion has increased not at alL The nation per ear, year after year, an average or about oza gallons. Yet the average car is driven more miles per year as roads improve and new uses are now than itsed ta-b-e, found" for the automobile. This added mileage has been met by more efficient engines, using less fuel per mile. (f JOM - 4- -- r-- T ' (veLC. -' ' S IT. toHAT course Americans at once, but it takes time a nierctiniit- fleet. Nevertheless, by the tfme the war ended, the fleet waa on hand, a rath er erode affair, for the mort part, but' capable of steaming from port fo port with cargoes and on board.' ' At thla point the tuition discovered, that forgotten how t run Bid profitably. TltMOnl I rrr-sr- .l Lv- - ' f OFFICE Glilt.- - pressing shop.. Yev the llio jtrcsH is great. t,tAlbliig;iifi(mt wwji miikwi hk Y.Ui to Riuw up so ; owl anil matS' a rich wldmr, cau't muko frli'iids by gWii thorn '. . the tuld ultoultlcr. ' ,. A lmcholor is a nuiu who can't even enjoy HtuyliiK away from homo. A I'rovo limn lold liU wife that he thought he whs jfijJtlnK ahead at Money won't get .vouJufo socicTy, lii:!. YHell, a kihiw, you i you tmt. : but lwk of It. will , An oid golf club and a new hus band make excellent nig i miw I iit '" (i'i.,4 -- ' ;. 1 ures The nainrbty mu.hor nxitreiwtsl II tills wav: "The night wan ho warm she slicil everything, lliclmling a fen " tciirs." 30 YEATAGO From Files of Uaily Enquirer ill-ba- ' .'. t. . To feel right, you must have into food. deceive nature You can't complete accepting breakfasts that lack even a single dement toward correct food balance. ', ir,1"l That is vhy Quaker Oats is so widely urged today. It iV almost a perfectly balanced dish. well-balance- ; y Contains 16 protein, food's great tissue builder ; 58 mbohydrate, the great energy element is rich in minerals, and in vitamines. rBffj , A. it ''.: - ' ' Few foods have its remarkable "balance,'' That is why if. stands by you through the -- .... morning. 2 Kinds tmmmimitmw collcwclasH has evaluated uiiin cheiuicaliy as worth 87 cents. Hut OriolK 31, 1895. ngnlu we Ntibniit it's not the orig. The jipeHkiro at the (iniferciiee inal font, iys T. A. Iteiim.- of Mali stitku were Heed .SiuimM, luul wound uo will, .xwrnwuient wiF--l wtIcK of hi.s little fret lie stood it taire. LeMiiu V. M. Lynmii, AiK)stV Au'i-tthou iHrulioiLI'resl-dei;(Jo 'art lontf us lio could and thon wild:! SYNftNYMS-Ajcmo- ry, the ant, Tenu'ni- t sluggard,, WillUim Pasnian, Vimn?, brance, retrospection. remiulnniieo. niliitiou' of 11. Yonu,, I.flrn goal . AjiostU ' Seyjnonr i. r a.u. CTAVlint: 1I1IT i ' Yf recollection. , Note how the ant doth march him! . . a , . w I. r t i ..ll. t Joliii Henry Smith.. I iM Ui lfnifc um UL iU'ltfV. I a.7 im'mm i.. ll " him ii, ("".a nt i sir WORD STl-'D"Use aSword Stniigjit for t,lu" ougar hir;!, 1 Kin the jaw. three time and it is yours." Jjet us New (jrieans, l,a.v ('.trl R. GrceiT2i, uud Annie iia 1 'fold cash is soon melted hv' liotl onr vocabulary by masteri17 111111 Mi.tif but) ,if ! The little. I'rovo boy was on his maminas' ng, one word each day. Iiej-Is a 'slicker way, thought, TodaYV out a license tn wed. , word DISCORDANT; contradictory, (ittle kiiws in his little To get to the top of the hill; A 'Jaw, band, declares S;us Ji,- - inharmonious. snyiiig his Utile prayers and his . "Let m exchange Julia Hopklint. of (ih'tiiliile, Kane io to the rich aunl. sluggard, little sister could not resist the (lersons is a group of people jmill to discordant thoughts for those Auil try to lie .put in her will. iof " comity, a student alihe It. Y. A. little temptatton 'to tlCVlelhif Tin to play sttic7 harmony.". died yestcritny of tyjUioid fever. Jacksonville, Ffa., Tiiues-l'ulo- : ... PZ$.A WOItDS OFTEN MtSl'SEl)-Po- u't aay "every one of the fifty iiK-'were questioned." Say "was." OFTEN' MISTOONOCNOEIX-IIoria- oiL Tronounoe the .first "6" as in "no," the "I" as In' "lee," aa cent on the "1." OFTEN MIHSI'EIXED Soli A d, T- r ; l; 5 DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W. L. Gordon ' of ri'rtltir hills to takes two yard y a gtri a .' ' r Don't jump to the conclusion bf 'poor health.- Jtv'..:iw' wttries, Diffkiilt Finiuxlal rrobkia'" No one h ,vet figured out wwhy jit t r , 1 lo'tmly shows, ail pf it Htm. ' o smr-wmr- lil M - v Almost 90 of the tome you 11 find it s prema-tur-e fatigue, brought on largely by an anced breakfast jration. Thousands have - " "draggy" mornings for that reason, The trick of htakittg merchant xhipplng paj1 has got fo" be re discovered, If the United States is to ha ve TVliaCirwaht--- a prtvateiy-owne- d mercantile marine." The "government can go oa (qieraT-ingthRlups af a . loss, but this Isn't a satisfactory arrangement and private concerns won't take over the Joli not, and foot the bills. So Congress' tjisk Ii lohrdout why the government can't make the business yield' returns, us It does in other CAT: -- ... It-h- ad L J heryous, hungry, hours you feel tired, DObefore lunch? n s The Jk' ! an.Tv.ay," ?Liijlf jiroirmts vertixoa lvcrs. ot : SIMS SAYS ending premature fatigue "Yr - I ! ga. much to do for their own that they wuldn't bother with American biiKinens, which smi denly found itself with no nieanaof . sopplj-ingIts ghipiinK roqtilrcuii'Uta. no -- in fit miw siwimi i wmiy mmt mu 'the Quaker Oats you have always known and Quick Quaker Oatst Cooks m 3 to 5 minutes. . J, www' n win , 'IIMS I Kri-litii- ti 1 -- ....... L1J 111 ( . m IV V" TO ia J rn h Times-2'ieayiin- v V Tin ft-- h IW . i wd iwWl c I II wa c niglit-dres- Mil Mjyic-r- yr s I A iKHinciiig boy has home of Arthur Haws. hj lie Miiilc Yes, at the that's '. PKKYKNTS IXFKCTION . The greatest in flesh licalinc is the mnrveloiiM Iloroxontt, a lreinirutioii tliat co'mcs in liquid uud jHiwdcr form. It is u coiuliina-tiotreotineiit that oof only purifies (he wound of germs that cause inrevtioiriuit it heals the flesh with cfitniordiiiary sird.- ' Had wounds or cut which take weeks to heal with the ordinary liniments mend quickly'. nudcr the powerful influ-fi- r of this wonderful remedy. Price (liquid) :ic, ik; and l.'.tl, I'owi der ;!(lc mid ti(K"JSold by Jlcdqnist n - lnig fo. Adv. If you go to the ' ' J. .Newark.. N. tio to the ant, Last longer Dye better ' Willi iiiiliiilliiiliyiLllllll foot oour Iill Aboard U (lion sluggard, WJ l aki i IV. I a 7 N C'vlFESS V VESt ! . vE OokiT C'NiFESS 'AT i 'v 1 i f DEGREE. GOSH! HOUD OOT A Wll,E:,. (lien: His VMW AivrT EnEm Quick, fore, thw Grf V I Holmes : soomV Gooogosh DE SPRiT CRMle43rMULS Advocate. BY WILLIAMS 3 Ml1 II so If Thou U1 discoiiloul ;. And. learn tliat lie bui'ds his bnliie-- He does not; pay uuy rent, . AST ',M F ME ' DOME, SET. rf ''Stuff I - PEP UIIMIU. '. : r - ndda to ol'solet . "You crook, I'll have nothing to do with you," saW the blotter to tho isiiot of Ink,, "you're just out of the pen." v iii'ua.- - cr'F'c?4 jvj js .s??' Mit mm.-- - v:A r , .She (at blind comfrt) "Is hut i;cet,hoveir 'Soiiiitfi'?- Ho t after- going closer to wad notiiv) ; "No, its tlu liefralu from Spitting'." Color are freihcr and brighter when you uo Putnam. It ii leu trouble Temporary separations might le more economical. a imaller amount til) right, but niflny n ninn has trletl e isrtiier. i'utnim Fadelett Dye i sue!) without tiis wife's jieniil.lort ior tl.e ori?iiii ill dye 1 1 r sA XluWSSi 3La t . - .1 1'Y i WW "fV ZXtWVJMK.- ' -- f v I I 1 lr.lrt iTV twl)Ml A17J. TiZTL-i- . sfmd Itl'aialCAd M ftriit tesUcd with Rlug -- . j I ,racUilic Ribbon. bot, lha & s litmt. SOU U(Ht MM Ask fcr aitaaans f romf HrumrinU fliSLhask. . . I" ?V-.- ' VfersT KJW Lvf Z-jr- i " --r- T,. 4-- n ,,,IS7 . f 9? V J Ha liaBl II fiWKUIi ITWVIU - " e tExtcriiili Gnd purposes iik, dye rutiw. ur.d wool inone operation. Use for tinliaKC'omplcte unit pscbj;;c Elections oil pecksie. Frie 13 cents. tec soior chatt aryanr dnrEgSt r. Use Putnam B!pai h to Removi Color and- btmnt But nobody will page the great sleuth to follow the 'plain tracks in the above photograph. It's a picture study of .the v -great merchandising truth of the present century. The merchant who sells inferior merchandise... or. who asks a long price for the goods which he offers for sale, knows better than to buy advertising space to fell, you about it- - He prefers darkness to the cold light of newspaper publicity. .'He is either afraid of cpmpetition dr is still laboring under the impression! that ninety per cent of the buying public are inind readers; that they know just what he is offering for sale and. wijl follow their mental "hunch" to his place bf business.';,; . The public however has been educated to newspaper merchandising methods. They follow the advertisements Jt's their buying guide and their merchandising bible. ; "f, If a firm is not represented frequently in the advertising columns of their local paper, they wonder why. "Is this particular merchant afraid of daylight competition?" asks t h c 'rtv Anna lia 11 n OWCnO rip r&nAa 1 ill ntirkn iu 4U t oiiiii uvmohhi'vi nic umJ ilasnioneu Aiuuvs., ui uuvfl . oMiimg is fo fleeting as a jier- liuiiieut wave unless it's it hoiley- - .. Go farther i -i -- And copy his line, by. jing, .' Of the grwn grass in mir dtsdyard, '''There will not lie lefr a thing. iueuumxsi.aiiiiing..ui'.iuiui a liinn's skirts S ililliiiilDl ant. thou sluggard. K. J'. Edwards A FADELESS OUT OUR WAY tcihe plcnle, sliuigard, And drink deep of sylviin dcllghtu, And then put the night lit, Klugenrd. 'Kublilng your chigger biles. 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