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Show fAC?, TWO MTT'Tr II III! NEWS FEATURES TIMELY EDITORIALS i PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD " WASHINGTON NEWS Ifi r - HYMES ,j An Independent Newspaper i.i.iuw wNklr U 18M: M.s daily la 1823 ! srwilna exert Saturday, and BnflOay mornlofj raral morning edlttoa t very morning except Monday. FabUfhed la the Herald building, Ml Booth Tint West attest, FrTV Ctah. Eat-elass matter at the postofflce In Prone, Utah. at 'I MASON HEALING DOPE . ? Johnson's Duplex Khubard, Essence. has encouraged; juvenescence, 1 am feeiinjr younger, tronger, than I felt some, weeks ago; divers pains that seemed undying," sun- -, dry aches that kept me sighing, haw departed from my. basam.'frora my shoulderblade and toe. In the morning, emd when I'm hollow, and before each meat I 'swallow half a H. jgQTB'broot ...... of "Johnson's Essence, and It fits ifie for the fray; fcutoi City rpint ft: Onpnar Rat.mum . .......... once my step was ' slow and;haltlng but today you see ............ B iritieat Office, TcVphon vaulting, over hedges, trees and fences, like a chamois ' in....w..v...:WI me Editorial Booms Telephone blithe ..and gay. Old Doc Doodle says, "By thunder United Press Newt Service kfid N. & A. Rsrvtee. often I'mpelled to, wonder how a can be fooled by dope like that; rheubarb has no Only duly newspaper la t'tah aonth of Salt Lake City ; largest elf. taitti. of any newspaper to Eah ouulde Salt Lake City udOfdao. healing virtue;, when I say it may not hurt you, I have given praise sufficient, it's a fake, inert and flat. Take TERMS Or StIWCKIPTlON. ;'-'- .' a million tons and press it, take.the juice and deftly dress delivered iy carrier, per month ' all jorts of gaudyiabelsAiid Jio ailment will it heal;, tvfivrred by carrier, rxr year, la advance.. gitia Ltivered by mall In Uwu county, per year, ia sdvance...,..i i...-JBJthis dope you are consuming, and its merits you are yet Slivered by mall In I'nitN) Htates, outside Otah county, par year, booming, boosting it to all the sundry telling men how It may. godd you feel." '"You are wise and scientific," Get Out of the Way! believe it's curing all my if I a but be mistake; ' purely no P is fires menace "The' firemanV greatest longer statement was made thetther day by .ailments long enduring, little does it matter whether it's of his delivering a a blessing or a fake, if my spavins are receding, if my New York's fire chief on gumboils cease' their bleeding, if I've no ingrowing; eulogy of one of the force's battalion chiefs dead in the line whiskers while this Essence I consume, all the doctors may of duty. . . ''denounce me, wordy scientists may trouce me, but I'll is The real ganger today, to firemen in our big cities Essence, and its virtues I will boom."the helpful traffic danger. In New York the records show that since swig. cent of firemen .automobiles first came into uije. 33 per Jondo Outbursts of Everet True - to traffic collisions,-despitkilled on duty had has fire apparatus r the fact that since the ' fi and THote , the right of way more fully than any other vehicle. the accident deaths, Though the average is one inihree cr.3ht mrrMsp in flntomt.ive vehicles m xhe Dast lew vears has brought the present day figures to a considerably higher ' ' vuHEREor " ' iVfcl.-"-' i ' JvBk ' It is well nnrhans that these facts should be brought speak., betore tne paonc-- ior me neea to give iusuuii iiu vuuiuietc ' jh right of passage to the firemen cannot be stressed too forcibly ..... . tvcil lu vines iur si.c yi nuiu. Those most endangered by speeding engines are notihe ' pedestrians, but the firemen aboard the apparatus. Think of them and ?t out of their way with your truck or pleasure , vehicle! V -- ....,.......y,i....fa.Ml .:..,.......... "That me tU over, lUbel said the watar from the ahower u it fell en the fiaaty maid. In , ' them DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH TD i-k- yr AGOATg ByW,L.Gordon WORI8 OFTEN MISI'SED Dnu't tsny "I eannot apeak without I fevp my potea." Say ' "nuleiw I Wlfe-"Un- the v ' ' . . kill . J 4 ot "wan" "sei" niiens J 5. j " " One f Homer 1 iri "tri It. ' . OUTOUmVAY- g. Jtni-cHi'sriiti- f loin r nauoouii iaow ivuxwut i One of our burning cheap cigars. ,' Js-- ' - The Evening Herald Classified Ads Are Getters. Business . - .- i v '" BX;VtLLlAMS - GOOD GRACOOSl - . B 31 JSHH- 4 ALU STf?UU& OUT LIKE A GNP&f CAQAVAM, HOLD OF MOU lAXt So5r4 FEW MAI WO 'V0 AT t AW . Kiievj MOttl - K1Q WTIll .lM.-To- O iwOA Sherlock HoliTios -- 3AK6 WO V0O ; 1 His OL. Ffcf? SM&X'-- l :i H0tX)'4 VAr45! 6600 6osrt 1 dwA wwir But nobody will page the great sleuth to follow the tilain tracks in the above photograph. It's a picture study of the t great merchandising truth of the present century. The merchant who sells inferior merchandise, or who , asks a long price for the goods which he offers for sale, knows better than to space, to tell you about it fHe to cold darkness the light of newspaper publicity He prefers la either afraid of competition or is still laboring under the impression that ninety per cent of the buying public are mind readers; that they know just what he is offering for sale and will follow their mental hunch'' to his place-o-f business. The public however has been educated to newspaper merchandising methods. They follow the advertisements it's " their buying guide and their merchandising bible. If a firm is not represented frequently in the advertising columns of their local paper, they wonder why. "Is this partic ular merchant afraid of daylight competition?" a s k s the newspaper reader, "or does he still cling to the old fashioned idea that a customer is personal property." c Are your customers wondering, why? 1 1 . buy-advertis- ing , WVW.. MOtrAERS (GET GRAW OECLARATlOM OF INOEPEWDEWCE. TE Iftan sweOW ; J - In cliicago, a bootlegger had It shipped as books. Bet he clalmed.lt was from' the best cellars. . ' grad-uiijl- JCf k l4( with BluY boV. t nuU rillilillWud ilto Bar V Zilt, JKlbbo. Tk titi f .r CHICfSIERSilUS tmly 25 cenu. i Sold ttcrywhert SIMS SAYS will le a kitchen large enough for man to loaf la. me are born greatness and The diplomats' caiu back with a 41 of them had each a riisli bnuh of Iiiieriuirliaiue'ntary l!uioa ilticKtite 'tis entertain during their s 'Jouni in WttsliiiiKtoil. Oni-here. it whs far enough along in the fall S'JtU'l niosl of lheni gtflj-e. Native' society .tagged along at a 1'ivtly gisid cllii, until now the bu'k of It is on hand for the customary MMummi fcstiv4ties. . The whirl jvilt W whirliinf iindcr a full head of steam before many more weeks have passed. Act without making you eick. Taka two t' nij.'ht Feel good in the mora-fcOct a packr.g( t TOM j f President rooHdge' fight with the V'ited State shipiiirijr losrd presents a peculiar situation. ' Tlif president apMints the board members but can't remove them Tliey'rw resiMiDsible only to congress depends on how you feel! I: Sii hoppens that President Cool If you. do not feel good, full idgc and the bo4urd disagree on ukt. of pep and the joy of living nine times out of ten it's your liTer. CHAMBERLAIN'S TABLETS " , FORD MOTOR COMPANY; DETROIT, MICHIGAN '. , - Closed cars In color. PemountabU'rimt and ttartcr extra on . ' open can. Ail price L o, b. Detroit. ger KJAPPINESS: i'.XL 580 l : CGO ' . . Jolin MtOee, of Superior. '.Vis., will be Wi ntvt June, there e lan a too'b in h:a mou:b. He r.in, amokd since he was a fcoy' and jlUnbuwa ?;s KJigevity to the-foc- t "bul-- .njit he iiertr. '.!Oth;red about ' anccl t!wts " ' '.AUm-ug- M . t V' X 7 but this oue'oiK'ncd overiilgbf.' 41 - : 1120 V1 r Coup Fordor Sedan Defilnping a journey at fi a.m. enables you to escape the dust t ments. Thus the president was the everybody except those; who start at ond who had his way until the a. m. to escape the dust board fired Palmer. 80 now the Who' Is thfs fellow "Fantastic" board Is boss. The president's only recourse Is to who Is tripped ty ererybody , ask congress to' abolish the board, and-wil- l eougres do It? The house - Sign in Provo. music store win " Ton : K!s Love' Th5 and dow Girt lie senate's tmt tne will willing . doubtful. It will be a bad defeat several other" for the president tf the board beats " Orr the Transmigration f Soles " him. : vpen& The average - . Ths other: ''Just grate bpon you." Mr idmwr:tr-U-Tolor-Hhe rupital'g social activities. They're decidedly' drab When the big $u ill this aelec( circle are away, at their various Rummer retddMicea, from " about until titHiut -j Native society makes little effut to kc'p flie ImU rolliiiK in the diplomats' absence, but departs also for the open spai-tuntil the next Ki vett J t ; " - i . Av : - , BaPorcV The. whirl-won'- V-. rJ-- - gneat,f some Achieve ' some-- " n Defies Pentists A ' !!! A-A-A-A- -H r rantile marine policies.' Before this rift developed, howBy CHARLES P. STEWART. ' ever, the president .gut the board to NEA Service Writer make Admiral L. Ct Palmer bead of WASHINGTON. The Wanhlng-tothe Emergency Fleet corjioration, t attain Its maximum which actually runs tbe govern te'joclty iiutil eeugress ineeta, buHt ment's ships. number of revolutioua per minute The president pulled one way. The has been Increasing rapidly sine board pulled the other. The decidconu'ortuble weather reasserted It- ing factor was- Palmer, as man. self, with the Coming of October. ager, literally of the ship's move The- diplomatic corps is what iViivmhnrnnlML Runabout .Tudor Sodai. , ' . xrlililnr'ii pro-Of- t M' tn pmlftnt icts nnd is mill to b far twfti-- r nlfl m ii f.iirij!) rrl thnrii tjri plntea fv in.it lv uhm . ialfhack Pri1i-r- .si of thf I'rlrtwton trnm if shown liuivo with thin unusual hit of foot-- . yr . ril---- . Diplomatic Corps Gives Vividness To Washington V"ii we liav the ta!.jt In fnothal ninrars. It in a rontrlvanrc V these grapefmn . are not as good as usual. They seem He Sometimes we get real nuid and eever 'had tried obviously an to be pithy. think nia.Tle the human race, will .v ' "upper.", ' i A John (who lisps.-r-T- U thay they there Is no sleeping l)e over before, long now, are spithy, mother." This one" I pi testify ...... there. , have Just spitb all over by fiith." Tim "hear a lot' about this road to ' success, but 'did .you know it lias the A woman's second husband Is The other morhing a baby I was eonipetitiott with the dead. best scenery of anyT , ; born and the proud father borsowed the Iceman's scaleat to weigh the All a man. can Be careful about your wants. s carry home new arrival. The baby weighed 65 Is a grouch. depends upon what you Everything ' "' pounds. It Is reported that the W want. ' man has left town. Be sure you're wrong then back ' Never wns and furthermore never up..' Ui ",V'"'-'- t. ,! in prices Mo't nerJohn,1 BL ,.. w . . ; : . - , ' : . The saddest moment In a man's life, sayt B. R'. 11a own,' s when be realises ball makes him sore, eating lubster glees him sick and making love makes, him Our berth is but a sleep and a for-ii- t.'.... cetting, . A" poet bad the nerve once to de--; aut 'it ' . : . . -- - ' , ' . . , ' .'- ; Songs' They Sang. Adam J'ln the Shade of the OU1 '. Aiple Tree." See I'leopatra t'Tou - Gotta Mamma Every Night"' .. Awhile." ; , Lot's Hamiet "My Sweetie Went Away" Komeo and Juliet "Last Night on ! t sv Xoung Hopeful: "Kay dad, write me a check for fifty and ill be everlastingly indebted ,to jon.r Dad: "yes, my son, I'm. sure of . . that."' J'...-,- " BLAH r? " U t" - voi PReFea M &la h - blah ? ARGoeUke sm. If a man loses his money hf may get more, but M. G. Swapp says If helioses bis nerve It's gone forever. sSa yr I - i Blah reason s . the Pilgrims rams to 1630 1 ' When,' a radio bug bears .a '.loud popping on the received bow Is be to knof whether It la static or . ,; Havana.5 "vi; have-swecum- bed , - 4. I The demand for Ford cars has already out' 7v I V '. w j snipped all previous records. f. o. a seek comwho and Motorcar tuyers beauty l ' s ' f .t t inn f are v uncung ine improvea louring kar ion desire. exactly suited to their $ See V J thilt good lookingr. car aat the nearest a .1 i t? . i i ' s Aiinonxeu rpraueaiers. you inspect its many new features, bear in mind that v this improyed car is available at no increase . . America In search ,'of freedom.' In 1029 they are returning to England ' iu search ftjb same time.' , i, 1 -- " - - OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED lir- Kcst la! the noun proimiiDt'e tfie "1" (in In "die." on the "L" In the verb pronounce the "V aa In "did;'.' oiwut on the "t." orrEN MISSPELLED Brom ihiiiL SVNOXTMS Descrllie, ixirtray, narrate, redte, recount, J)lcturft WORD STCDr-'I word' three tlmea and It Is yours." Let us Increase our Toeabulnry by piaster-Iu-f one word each day. Today's wi rd : ALEVIATE, to make lighter or easier to bear; to relieve. "It ecmed that taUe alone could alleviate his sorrow.' . jjr . ' ? - .".' annot Wg- the old songs, ' i J cannot sing the new; In fact 1 Mnnol slug ar.'stl You'll find ere I get through. -- svft' J Sa y " .. I the-occas- ion . Bement C. That-surprisin- g ' - ' - ......,......" ..........mJ-- very-beginnin- g '.' '" The man Vbd says' honesty Is the best policy never tried telling au ugly girl bow she looked, mutters H. - " ' lor. r Uaviv" r i. .jatw 9 It's lust mighty bard to tell, asserts W. H. Wagner, whk h upsets a town the tokter good looking woman or s homely rich old bache- -- if " CAT: ! . 4 Grid's Latest The OFFICE ; ' 1 |