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Show WARS ON POTATO PARASITES. jiyrup pgs Elixir Senna acts eatlyjet prompt- ly ontKo bowels, cleanses uie system ejectually, assists one in overcoming habitual conslip at ion permanently. To get its (beneficial effects buy the genuine. lanujact urcd by the. jfio Syrup Co. Edith Patch, an Expert, Seeks Pest Which Hurts Maine's Chief Crop. Me. Miss Edith Marion Orono, Patch, entomologist for the state experiment station, is now engaged in special work at Cornell university in connection with her researches to identify the vegetable parasites, which are under investigation by the Maine experiment station. Director Woods of the station is concentrating the efforts of his investigators on three central lines, the potato, apple and poultry. d It is in connection with the product of such great importance to Maine's county of Aroostook; that Miss Patch, who is at the same time working out her degree of Ph. D. at Cornell, is doing her work at Ithaca. A year ago she took a similar line of research at Cornell that proved, upon her return, to fit In exactly with the work being done by the Maine station, and it is believed that her investigations will be of great value. The most important of the potato and plant insects now being considered at the station Is a very small parasite that has been working havoc in Maine this past year, and while it is not definitely identified has all the characteristics of the pea pest. Director Wood and his associates believe that they have practically solved the identity of this member of the family of aphids," as these little vegetable parasites are called. first-name- WANT TO BE ICO? ALL DAY ON BRIDGE SPENDS TWELVE HOURS ON OPEN DRAW RATHER THAN RISK SHOWING ANKLES. Conn. Firmly conBridgeport, vinced that a score of horrid, horrid men, who offered to rescue her from her embarrassing position, were only anxious to get a peek at her trim lavender encased ankles, Miss Annie Neeley, a corset model of this city, stood for 12 hours in a biting wind on the open drawbridge over the Pequon-noc- k river. Miss Neeley was marooned when the draw was opened to permit the iron workers to make repairs. The bridge tender found it impossible to close the bridge and she had to stay WEAR CORSET. Foreigner, 60 Years Young, Comes to Assist American Men. New York. years young, now a resident of Paris and London, although born in San Francisco, has come to America to teach the men of this country the ease to be had by wearing corsets. Mme. Jacques does not mind the publics knowledge of her age, for her youthful figure, she says, is a living demonstration that her contentions in the manner of dress are right. Having made over many women abroad, she now purposes the same for the American man, who, she says, is inclined to obesity. Although she defines the corset for mere man as a belt, it is the same that she prescribes for women, with the exception that the top is cut Off. Dressed in white flannels, with a long coat of the same material, she appeared on the deck of the liner as the feminine exponent of Mark Twain's sartorial idea. Men can live to be 100 years old if they discard their braces suspenders, I believe you term them and put on the belt I want to introduce to Americans," she said. Mme. Jacques purposes to tell in a private lecture to be given to a few persons who will see her in mens attire of the manner in which men should dress. Does your wife talk la her sleep, No, I talk In her sleep only chance I get. Its the SHE COULD NOT WALK Tor Months Burning Humor on Ankles Opiates Alone Brought Sleep Eczema Yielded to Cuticura. I had eczema for over two years. I had two physicians, but they only gave me relief for a short time and I cannot enumerate the ointments and lotions I used to no purpose. My ankles were one mass of sores. The itching and burning were so Intense that I could not sleep. I could not walk for nearly four months. One day my husband said I had better try the Cuticura Remedies. After using them three times I had the best nights rest In months unless I took an opiate. 1 used one set of Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Pills, and my ankles healed In a short time. It is now a year since I used Cuticura, and there has been no return of the eczema. Mrs. David Brown, Locke, Ark., May 18 and July Sixty Scranton, Pa. Robert McGuire ol North Scranton is the father of 21 children, of whom 18 are living. Tho latest comer, a boy, appeared a few days ago. The father is quoted an saying that 23 is the limit. Mr. McGuire is 59 years old and his wife is one year younger. They were married in Glasgow, Scotland, when Mr. McGuire was 18, and soon afterward came to this country. McGuire went to work in the mines. The children followed in quick succession Of the 18 living 11 are sons and seven daughters. Six sons and three daughters are married and have families. The grandchildren number 14. The home life of the McGuires is ideal. They own the house De Quiz What do you call good in which they live, the purchase price winter weather? A rebeing earned in the mines. De Whiz Weather cold enough to union is held each year. Mr. Mcmake a mans wife think her own fire- Guire thinks children are a blessing side a better place than a matinee. and a big family a delight. On Diminutives. OBEY ONLY UNIFORMED MEN. The Sphinx was asking a riddle. Why does a man in love always Woe to Culprit That Runs from Newt d maiden his want to call a d Officers. Yorks Tittle girl? With one acord they gave It up. New York. The three Belgian Is it not sheer madness to live poor hounds which have been for some to die rich? Juvenal. time undergoing training In the duties of policemen have about finished theii ONLY ONE BROMO QUININE Look fot education and within a few days they That Is J.AXAT1YB BKOMO OCTNI-Ntbe signature of B. W. GKOVB. Used the World will be put on post in the outlying over to Cure a Cold in One Day. 25c. districts. They will be the first dogs The fox may lose bis hair, but not ever used by the New York police. his cunning. Dutch. They have been taught to obey im plicitly any man in a police uniform, but to have nothing to do with an un uniformed man. They will answer apo lice whistle, will go to the aid of a policeman attacked and run down any man who attempts to run away from 5 a policeman. They have been taught to seize the man whom they chase by the legs, throw him and keep guard over him until a uniformed policeman arrives. The department is much interested in the experiment, dogs having proved valuable in police work in European cities. - two-stor- 200-poun- Four-Foote- QXfffiQy?' C30K)IItf GREGORYS A are tbe kind you cand pend on. Catalogue toon a Sm, Mauuxh, Um? ppllA dbkUd J. J. H. U interested in poultry, write for our new booklet with Poultry Yearsof tecta 20 Ideas for Illustrated. Brimful and fes advaaoed poultry raiser. FKKK! Gta. H. LSI CO., Omaha, Bebr. W. N. U.t Sait Lake City, No. 7, 1908. It Is not only important to know how to cook, but it Is equally important to know where to cook. Cooking in & dirty kitchen can never produce good food. The Idea Is simply preposterous, yet kitchen walls are left for months sometimes for years without cleansing. In the first place the kitchen wall should have a light tint that the merest fleck of dirt can be seen; that the sheerest cobweb can be brushed away; that the tiniest water bug can be discerned. It is all folly expecting clean food in a, kitchen with dirty walls. Never put a wall coating on a kitchen wall that is mixed with hot water or that has glue In it, or sour milk in it if mixed with cold water. Glue walls made from horses hoofs colored up with cheap colorings do not indicate good housekeeping. The glue is constantly flecking off, falling into the food and the idea of food flavored with glue made from horses hoofs is not appetizing. Kitchen walls to be thoroughly satisfactory should be alabastlned the same as every other wall In the house. They should be coated regularly in the spring and fall of each year with a light tint. The care of the pantry requires constant attention. The walls should he brushed over every year, the dishes removed from the shelves which should be thoroughly wiped If there are ant with hot water. s holes or any other insects in the a thick putty of the wall coating can be made and all the ant holes, even small mice holes can be filled with it which will protect the pantry from the incursions of disagreeable insects and mice. WOES OF THE QUERY I Wont Be Caught on EDITOR. That Ladder. IN BUG HOLLOW. You wont tell your family doctor the whole story about your private illness too modest. You you need not be afraid to tell Mrs. rink-haat I.ynn, Mass., the things jou Dr. Moth Whats the matter? could not explain to the doctor. Your Artie Ant I think I must have letter will lie held in the strictest con eaten too .many marshmallows over at lidence. From her vast correspondthe swamp party. ence with sick women during the past thirty years she may have The First Advertiser. gained the very knowledge that will The author looked up from the help your ease. Such letters as the folfirst chapter of his mammoth history low ing, from grateful women, establish beyond a doubt the power of of advertising. I wonder, he murmured, "who KH ARTS could have been the first manufacturer LYDIA E. to advertise? It Is an Item that would VEGETABLE COMPOUND a-- fit in well here. There is no extant data on the subject, said the fanner, but I have every reason to believe that the lien is the person you are looking for. y THE TIME TEST. Woman Masquerades In Male Attire Over Year, Then Becomes Bride. Sacramento, Cal. After masquerading for over a year in coat, vest and trousers, Miss Anna Mary Egger, a clerk in a delicatessen store in this known as Frank city, otherwise Egger, was regarded by her acquaintances as a rather youth, but no one, except the woman who gave her the first suit of mens clothes, knew of her disguise, or eveD suspected that the beardless clerk was a woman. She became engaged two years ago in this city to Ernest F. Brunner while she was working in a local hotel. She was then every whit a 'woman, but when her fiance went away to Truckee, Mrs. M. Diepenbrock of this . city, whom she had nursed during a long illness, suggested that for her better protection and convenience she don male attire. Miss Egger succeeded in keeping her fiance in ignorance of the change she had made in her appearance. When he saw her the other day for the first time in two years, clad for all the world like a man, he was at first angry, but was paeified when she promised to again put on the dress of her sex. Its great to be a man, the bride said. I do not think men are half as wicked as women. Ive actually had two women propose to me, and I had the hardest time in the world shaking them. I am nearly 35 years old and I knew my husband when we were 1 both children in Switzerland. dressed like a man because I could get better wages as a man and be cause I felt that I was better protected in trousers than in skirts. That Is What Proves True Merit. Doan's Kidney Pills bring the quickest of relief from backache and kidney troubles. Is that relief lasting? Let Mrs. James M. Long, of 113 Augusta St., Staunton, Va., tell Mrs. Norman R. town, Fa., writes : larndt,of Allen- TILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS. 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Young made equally quick use of the Yale baseball team for two of a sharp knife he carried, and sevyears, and Miss Helen Carrington of ered the tentacle between his leg and this city, formerly national womens the creatures body, and then, by a golf champion. The marriage will be more cautious advance, killed the oc the outcome of an accident on the topus, whose greatest length was eight New Haven golf links. When Captain feet He brought his prize back with Winslow was a Yale freshman he was him to Long Beach. struck and stunned by a golf ball hit by Miss Carrington. Explanations Great thoughts are those that go followed, and the couple became enough to take root and bear I deep fruit in live. .Chicago Tribune, to conquer all femalo diseases. Ever since I was sixteen years of age I had suffered from an organic derangement and female weakness; in Important to Mothers. Examine caretully every bottle of consequence I had dreadful headaches CASTUHIA a sale aud sure remedy for and was extremely nervous. My physisaid I must go through an operainfants and children, and see that It cian, tion to get well. A friend told me Bears the about Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetal lo health-giving- DROPS ROLE OF MAN TO WED. ,, PIN Kind-face- Are Living, One a Baby. MAN. NARROW-MINDE- to Walls Are an Eaaentlal Sanitary Cooking. Milll6ns in Oats and Barley. Nothing will nay you better for 1908 than to bow a plenty of big yielding oats and barley with oata at 40c to 50c a bu. I Sttlzer's new Emperor William Oata averaged 50 bu. per acre more than any other variety in 1907) would pay immensely while Salers Silver King Harley which proved itself the biggest fielder at the Wisconsin Agricultural Station during 1907 kf yon had planted 50 acres would have given j ou in 19J7 just $3,500.00 on 50 acrea. It is an enormous yielder. JlST SEND THIS NOTICE AND 10c to the John A. Saler Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., and we will mail you the only original seed catalog published in America with samples of Emperor William Oata, Silver King Barley, Billion Dollar Grass which produce 12 tons per acre. Sainfoin the dry soil luxurmtor, etc., etc., and if you send 14c we add a package of new farm seeds never before seen by you. Little Wonder the Poor Man Is Gray there while scores of people watched Before His Time. In Uso For Over HO Years. her from either bank. The Kind You Have Always Bought Climb down the ladder into the The "Answers to Correspondents" and said a waterman, boat, passing man, feverishly rumpling the hair that Took Two to Beat Her. Ill row you ashore. his duties had too soon made gray, Tlmkins Your wife seems to he Never, never, never will I go tossed a letter on the table. a fluent talker. was the emdown that ladder! An of 30, he groaned, quite Simkins You bet she Is. I never Its a rickety old says she loves her second husband knew phatic response. her to be outtalked but once. ladder and the boat keeps moving better than her first. She wants to Indeed! Timkins and, besides well, I just wont do know if this is wicked or Simkins Yes; and then It took two It. women to do It Even when the men tied handHe sneered and ripped open another other kerchiefs over their eyes and of- letter. Then he said: When Your Throat Feels Sore fered their services she refused to A Methodist minister has too large a 25c box of Browns Bronchial get fatherdesert the draw. a nose. What is he to do? What, in- Troches. They give Immediate relief. would old told fellows her she deed? ly Contain nothing injurious. uncatch her death of cold in the He read a third letter. Heres a girl, he said, who wants protected place. things appear to prove what I dont care what I catch, but to know in what winter resort hotel weMaking want them to prove, 1b one way; I wont be caught on that ladder, was she will meet the largest number of having them prove what they do the spirited answer. eligible bachelors. prove is another way. Then they gave It up. Some of Reggie, he went on, asks me the the men offered to share their best way to avoid the effects of heavy The very wisest advice: take Garfield lunches with her, but were informed drinking. Ill tell him, I suppose, to Tea whenever a laxative is indicated! that she wasnt hungry. It was avoid heavy drinking. Pleasant to the taste, simple, pure, mild, . Made of Herbs dark before the bridge was reIs it possible, Charles inquires, potent and not drugs. to tell when a black man blushes? paired sufficiently to allow the tenFATHER OF 21 AT 59. ' der to close it. Then Miss Neeley So the questions go, ten or twelve The best swimmer is the first to while the crowd of them a day. Is it any wonder I am sped homeward drown himself. Italian. Mother la 58 and 18 of the Children cheered. before time? my gray 13. 1907. ANOTHER Clean pan-trie- Mme. Cecile Jacques, major? CARE OF THE KITCHEN. MODESTY MAROONS GIRL wrote: Doans Kidney Pills have cured me (of pain in the hack, urinary troubles, hearing down sensations, etc.) On June 20th, 1907, four and one-hal- f years later, she said: I havent had kidney trouble since. I repeat my testimony. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milbur- n Co., Buffalo, N. Y. The Simple Life. Abe, a light mulatto, called upon a minister for whom he had formerly worked. Yo know, boss, Ise gwine be married nex week, he admitted haltingto Lippincotts Magaly, according zine. Ise gwine to marry Miss May Felicity Johnson, an May she say she wants ter be married jus like white folks. All right, Abe, Ill marry you if you want, the minister How much replied. you gwine It will cost you $5 to be charge? Abe married like white folks. scratched his head. Guess well hab ter be married like colored folks, then, he said. You see, boss, wes goinL to housekeeping an I aint got but 1 STIFF, YES? WET AND DAM P CAUSE COLD IN THE JOINTS 5 ST JACOBS OIL TAKES OUT THE PAIN AT ONCE.REMOVES THE STIFF- PREVENTS ITS NESS. RETURN. TOO. FINE FOR CRUISES, SPRAINS SORENESS. AND Price 25c and 50c. Before a Daring Thought BA VB YOU BEEN IT? HA VB TOP READ IT? TH SKW BOOK. ' the Creation. or Kve the Heroine of E AnalyslsoiWas Whtii Knighthood Not iu Mower." (Contains The With Cei no with Marriage Ceremony Covenants.) (A Sacred Classic. Lto Be rn, AuthorUnequal of Scott s Digest of The Things Tba 1 yPe.:,f,h work contains a Bcientiflc-BacrcAm of the Prophet Alovs Biblical Account of Tbe Creation, and Rib Apple' parable. Tin g to lane a s thb Bihokons KmfsThst Poets aVkiv or an Aktkh v. His WkihiiPkn Disskcth ami kxip Ancient Bkiipknt ok KliEN. And proves that our Unequal Mar thk Vows are rellcsof barbarism over 2UJ0 years old, merely tolerated modern thinkers have not dared to think aloud. A contra, love, an enemy to love. A covenant to obey, the Inspira to rebellion. The words, "To have and to hold" are the t or barter and sale, adopted when women were sold from the b and conveyed to the bands of their masters. Tbe new c mony appeals to the heart and reason of the world, adopted br advanced thinkers. liannir thought, rapid in style and not a dull line to it I Uw, cashjn with 10 or 1 $8. d b- Gtatb or Ohio. Citt or Toledo, I f Lucas Coutt. F rajck J. Cheney makes oatb tbat be Is senior part.ier of tbe firm of F. J. Chenet & Co., (Mug business In tbe city of Toledo. County end Buie aforesaid, and that said firm will pay tbe sum of ONE HUNDHEl) DOLLAEid for each mod every case of Catakrh tbat cannot be cured by tbe use of Hall Cataun Cubs. FRANK J. CHENEY. 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