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Show WE MAKE TRAVEL - $ EASY. v .i.j.i...x.rix. ft Tire 6iir?foy (f)Rooms 5 and 6 Walker Rank Build lng. Salt Lake City. Wjth Dr. Hector Griswold 5 past three years. , . . . TAYLOR, ROMNEY, ARMSTRONG CO. Wholesale and Retail ) (i i DR. E. C. FAIRWEATHER, ; - , forth -- Sunrise ft P r LUMBER I a SXSgftXSftaiSxMlffiXitSS I R. H. Officer & Co., The Sign of Safety, Speed and. fort, 3 Com169 DEALERS jf Assayers and Chemists. 8. W. Temple 8L, 8alt Lakeft: Write for Mailing Sacks. 3 Trains Daily. . From UTAH to KANSAS CITY, ST. JOE, CHICAGO, GALVESTON, EL PASO. And the Mining Camps of NEW MEXICO AND ARIZONA. ? l JJ !' T F. M. BISHOP, LI I A3SAYER. 8outh, Salt Lake City, ft Opposite Fostofflce. Mailing Sacks Furnished. ! t j csx?) CYRUS The Atchison, Topoka & Santa Fe Railway Company. Salt Lake City, Utah. G. GATRELL Attorney & Counselor. Walker Building, Salt Lake City. 419 D. F. yXx THOMPSON REAL ESTATE CO. Trade Real Estate. We have a large list of farms and city property, vacant and Improved, cheaper than any other firm. Call'and see us. 63 West Second South SL, felt Lake City. We Buy, Sell and To be assured of a pleasant trip east, purchase your tickets via the Illinois Central Rail- road from Omaha to Chicago. First-clas- s also between service , Omaha and Minneapolis and Chicago and SL Louis, as well aq all points In the South and Southeast. the keeley cure. Drunkenness Cured. A positive and permanent cure tot drunkenness and the opium disease. There U no publicity, no sickness. Ladles treated as privately as at their own homes. The Keeley Institute, 234 W. So. Temple. Salt Lake City, Utah. - w ySGAJQE: COLORADO li:J5 ntrci Beesley Music Co. t mT. Ind. Tel. 755. DR. ALVAH LEWIS. SALT LAKE PRI VATF a- w- ' Cs- v v ,N Demoralized. A Southern congressman, who has been spending some of the warm days at Atlantic City, told some of his friends that he was going home somesaid Yes, sirs. what demoralized. 1 am demoralized, the lawmaker. and this reminds me of a story 1 picked up from Brother Swanson, who has been having' a tough campaign in Virginia for governor. Swanson says that at the battle of Malvern Hill Gen. angular soLee niet a who looked fellows of these ldier one like his limbs were made of long saplings, with an extra supply of knee and hip joints, like the fifth wheel of an artillery wagon in case of accident. Where are you going, sir? asked the general. I'm gwlne back to the wagons, general, answered the long-legAre you wounded? ' asked the commander. No, sir: I halnt wounded. Are you sic? No, I halnt sick nor wounded, nuther. hut I'm terribly demoralized an' I dont think it is any fitten place for anybody. loose-jointe- V'-J. t .V V- - ?' S u I . 4. try 'I v 4- V , p , " ' t t4 Vy i j, 'V'i'K V; Vj . tvVv ' 6 Special Attention given SURGICAL and OBSTETRICAL CASES. THE ONLY STRICTLY PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN THE STATE. No. 352 E. 1st South. Salt Lake City. to EASTERN POINTS. Every Day During JULY, AUGUST, SEPTEMBER. Limit October 31. Write for Further Information. CHAS. SLOAT, General Agt, BOO 17th St, Denver. E. DRAKE, Dist. Pass. Agt. G. A. BIBLE, Trav. Pass. Agt Salt Lake City, Utah. o Si CHOICE OF ROUTES. THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST SLEEPERS FROM OGDEff OR SALT LAKB TO ST. LOUIS WITHOUT CHANGE OF CARS Free Reclining Chair Care. Dining Car 8ervlce a la carte on all through trains. For Folders, Illustrated Booklets, etc., . address 1 A. BENTON, G. A. 4- P. D. BALT LANK CITY, UTAH t4 4 f f44 f4 44 - - - Have a Breezy Slang of Their Own in the Piny Woods. The breezy slang of the pine forests of Northern Minnesota pervaded the ward in St. Marys hospital when a I lumberjack, a top loader, painfully explained to one of the sisters how it happened that he had broken a leg After the broken bones had been set and the patient was made as comfort able as possible, one of the sisters approached and asked him how he had 'met with the accident. The big woodsman was ready to tell, but the sister left the cot with a puzzled look on her face, and to this day does not know just what hapto the man. This was the way Ktened It to her:' You see, sister, I am a sky hooker. Well, we were shy a grounder that morning, when a gazaboo blew up the tote road from somewhere, and the push hired him, he representing that impersonating a grounder was his long suit. Well, the first thing he sent up to me was a blue butt. I yelled at him to throw me a Saginaw, hut in stead of that he gave her a clyder and gunder, and she came up and broke my stem. I I dont quite understand began the mystified sister. "Neither do I, exclaimed the woodsman, eagerly, "he must have been bughouse or jiggerrooed. Du luth News-TribunA Handicap, 4 - SUMMER RESORTS. ?r CATALINA. LOS ANGELES. ORANGE GROVES. SAN PEDRO. 4- - PASADENA. Oyt, DIRECT TO CORONADO TENT CITY. 44Palatial Vestibuled Trains leave Salt Lake City 8:30 p. m. dally. "servatlon, Drawing Room and Standard Pullman Sleeper, Tourist Dining Car. 4 Ob-.- 4 44 44 44 - and'"" 44 FREE RECLINING CHAIR CAR. Ask nearest agent for Information on Pacific Coast Excursion, L A 4 write to J. L. Moore, Dlst. Pas. Agent, San Pedrb, Los Angeles & 4 Lake R. R., Salt Lake City. 44 or"a jSatt; 4 44-- t- - f 44444444 44 44444444444444444 4 4444-f-f 4 444444444 f REMEMBER, IN FIGURING YOUR TRIP EAST THAT THE Oregon Short Line RAILROAD Surely. D. Km D. S. SPENCER. B THE DSiCT BVRLEY, C. P. a T. A. A.G.P.QT.A. CONNECTION WITH THS UNION PACIFIC THS OVERLAND ROUTE w on WHICH IS THB POPULAR ROUTB TO ALL COMBINING MAIN ST. 4-- TTNION PACIFIC VInexcelled A rocressive THE OVERLAND ROUTB) TMwrmi'iiiiiiiiiiiisiiiii t4444444444444 4 4 COMFORT SAFETY SALT LAKE CITT, VTAR. m 4 PONJAtaaT 6PEED lira cfm 201 - time. One morning an overland train that had departed at about the time the superintendent reached his desk arrived at the end of the first division some twenty minutes late. The superintendent immediately wired the conductor, asking the cause of the delay, but no reply was received. Several divisions were passed by the train in question, and each time the report showed further loss of time. The superintendent, being in anything but an amiable frame of mind by this time, filed a rush telegram in these words: Why in thunder dont you make time? In a short while the answer came from the conductor as follows: How the deuce can I with four can loads of receivers on board? - AND ITS FAMOUS prominent railway man has 'a story of a general superintendent of a western system (hat is always in financial straits. This superintendent was a believer iu the strictest methods of discipline Whenever trains got to running late the clerks in the office always knew it; and the word would be passed around that "the old man would "throw another fit if Conductor This-andidn t that, hauling No. pull into the end of the division- on A - TO CALIFORNIA DIALECT OF THE LUMBERJACKS. As Willie Understood It. Interim. explained the teacher, is The Fall of Japan.' that which follows one event and pre Miss Marie Cahill, who is rehears- cedes another. Now, I would like tc comedy have each member of the class coming for the with music, Moonshine, was enter pose a sentence containing the wort interim and read it when we nav tabling a dinner party the other evening at her country home. The Cedars, our recitation floor Little Willie was the first to bt Avon, N. J. The dining-roowas as slippery as ice. asked for his composition on- - the fol The Japanese boy came In with a lowing day. It was as follows: When Charlie Bronson come to oui well laden service tray and started away from the table after depositing house to see Sister Helen the other the dishes on It. When about half nite, pa went downstairs and told way across the room his foot slipped him to git out, but he took a hold oi and down he went with a crash, tray Helens" hand and they botn looked al and all. The noise was startling and pa and said they wouldn't ever part the pause which followed embarrass- no more. So pa" got in front of one ing. but Miss Cahill relieved the situa- event and followed the other toward the door and threw Ue hoots interim.' tion The class was fiisnrssed without Isnt it fortunate he was going anl not coming? she asked. any further reports Jut ge. in Reduced Rates"IT . -- Genrtoa Bell Tel. 755. UTAH erfMM) 0 y ' Loimo - .ifl l! ) WINDSOR. EUROPEAN HOTEL. NQT EASY TO FIND RHYMES. Salt Lake City. Located In the heart of the city. Banker Revised His Opinion About Rates Reasonable. Work of Poets. Light, airy, clean rooms. First-clas- s For full Information call on or write In every respect Steam heat, Electric A banker was visiting the Franklin Lights. inn. a lilerary club. A group of minor J. A. FOLEY, poets surrounded him. Now and then Commercial Agent. GLADSTONE HjOTEA. one of them would recite an original No. 75 West Second South Street. poem. Mrs. A. M. Mardhal, Prop. , This minor poetry scents futile to 119 South Main Street. Salt Lake Clt Anyme, Ihe hanker said, sneering. Neatly furnished Rooms by the Day, can turn it out. And I underbody Week or Month. stand that the most industrious minor Rates, 50 cents to 21.50 per day. can only make about $2 a week. Special rates by the day, week or poet the art. the art of the thing. "Rut month. a Haiti, fat poet said. rBosh! scoffed the hanker. Art? while in Salt Ijike get your teeth A ean write mlpor poetry. lunatic fixed at v ABO YH THE EASTERN PAINLESS DENTAL Its only afiuejjMon of rhymes." You (neer interjected rhymes COMPANY. I iW" fat and bai poet, f Give "me a "",'lirsFcfaVwo rkTTTTguaranTetv I rhyme for lounge. and courteous treatment to alL Not The banker thought tor three mina few of our prices. utes. hut in vain. He was stumped. Full set of teeth, $5.00. -Try me again, he said. A rhyme for sylph. Solid gold crown, 22k., 95.00. the banker failed. for Again work $4.09 tooth, Bridge A rhyme for wasp. Absolutely painless extraction. Nothing doing. said the hanker, Rooms 9, 10, 11, 12 Galena Block. tHAOUQH SCtKfQ a long pause. after Entrance. 69 E. Second South. Gulf, hemp, pint, puss. said the banker. I By jingo, FERTILE a of think cant rhyme for any of those To our Fine Selection of words. 52 . The minor poet tried him again with 3FULLMANM wolf, with, depth, bilge," SLEEPING CARS, and W "bulb scarf, fugue, volt, OBSERVATION 4 We have added the Chase 4. Baker bourne. DINING CARS. V Evkotrio Liqht. Im stuck. confessed the hanker. Piano Player, Victor Talking 1 ilectrio Pars. Minor poetry Is harder than a choice eelec- with Machines, felme to CHAIR a RKOUNINa CARR you thought. It's wonder (SSSTS rm)aMBa lows are not paid more. J tion of the COAOHOw V V We dont care anything about the Late and Best Rolls and Records. Rr lirtts,TUtt, Mirt, B,iMni It's the glory we are after, the pay. 3 But, poet answered, with dignity, 3 old man, 1 have been tricking you. words that 1 gave you there J The Popular Music House, 46 So. 3 For the h. e. towns nn. a rhyme in the English tongue. isnt 3 Main St., Salt Lake City. 03T. - SALT LAKE CITY The young man interested In How ''you report some event In a way t best to spend $." charily money," j create a desire for them? Suppose such a person is encouraged to the might take up this subject. The collection and promotion of ex- - mental attitude of wanting desirable amples of resourcefulness is about as possessions and personal qualities. useful work as. one can Imagine. How Could you jeport something which you others have conquered difficulties, dls- - have read, heard, seen, experienced or couragements, perplexities, irritations; pJioiight which would help to the mistakes, sickness, ignor- - niftping of money, strength and re If you could you ance, special personal deficlcnrtes and "sourcefulness? criticisms would be worth knowing by would be resourceful la helping others to resourcefulness. all. A young doctor worked his way A man built a railroad without a charter and he had to use resourceful- across the Atlantic on a cattle ship ness every day during its construction it lien gave lessons In European cities In order to overcome the opposition of Mn order to take lessons there.. He property owners and the demands of ,has written me many letters, during employes. He succeeded and had it his trip, also before and since his trip. ready to sell when those who wanted This morning I am unable to find two to purchase came for It. Jbr three letters from him received bewonderful contains many fore his last one. I have the big bunHistory examples of resourcefulness and the dle and the last letter, but I had a repetition of these is good work, but (small bundle a few weeks ago In my many people need more examples of 'desk and it has got away from me. It should be In the center drawer of the simple, everyday cases. Any kind of experience or any kind desk or in a big box user for unclassified live material and an annex to the of information may he useful desk. So far as finding that small iu helping us to lie more resourceful, hut it is more likely to be useful if .bundle is concerned I am defeated, but we have been a person of purpose and 'l believe this is a better collection of effort. paragraphs for you than the ones Money comes to those who have would have been had I found the money and use it wisely. Strength 'small bundle. I have written someconies to those who have strength and thing anyway because I remembered use it wisely. Resourcefulness comes losing a manuscript for a Cleveland, to those who have been resourceful iu Ohio, trip and I determined to prepare economic channels. (a better one and thus make the loss Suppose a person without money or iprovidential. 622 North' East avenue. Oak Park. needs strength or resourcefulness Ihese but does not want them, could Illinois. I 120 W. 2nd t Ask us about Cheap Rates this Summer. C. F. WARREN, General Agent. .it . tixtxsxsxsxsxsxat! Corner South Temple and 2d West Stj RESOURCEFULNESS City. hbh 44 4 11 ?tttt44444ttttt 4 NEXT TIME 4- - 4 YOU GO EAST Be Sure And Use The UNION PACIFIC and :Chicago, Milwaukee St. Paul Railway & The Route ef the OVERLAND LIMITED Through tc S. WILLIAMS. 4 4 4 4444444444-4444444- Cars to Chicago COMMERCIAL AGENTt i06 West Second Sonth Street. Salt Lake City. - 44 44444444444444 4 - 4 4 4 |