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Show 17 J . ;Gltaiiri jGUftRtCK JUSD THE DoCTOltrpCoioi OiompsoB, wlto was ft Icbrn(til plijel 'ctdn in tils; day was rcuinrknblo for twe - ,thlngs---yiz.,;tbe slovenliness- of Jjli p4r ;' , ton, aid life 'disllko. (a nmffios,i which lie always reprobated ds bcfug imwresonlbj On" Ms, breakfasting one moruingatliprd .MotcpmU'f,.5hen Gafrlck $vq present, si plate of muffins being introduced, the doctor grew otltwgeou,utl vehemently exclaimed, "Take away; thtf foaftlnst "' ";no,"s,'iia,Gflrrlck. Iztn,(h pJntQ, and lopktng; significantly at tho doctor, J ', '. take away tho rograunnsIB vglisJt , , J"jis!ak or MjtMonr.A1 SlrTtfsft fcftjj. 1 i$DVnMlHKtTtogord;r(ptitl4,aartcr-- i$DVnMlHKtTtogord;r(ptitl4,aartcr-- , .;deck of hi Bhip at tho bat tfo.'of, tho Kjlb, wftstr"nck on: the liuad a sliotnml , Jmmfdiatily bc'ciin)o,cnSc!ci3- Jl'wi tjiktin.ioina nn'd' Voutoveil-.t6-drcenwicl irospitaV nhero,-. for Cftcen -tuotli he cvjijecd "no iijgn ot Intelltciko.' He '.was '. tUuirepliinedj )" ai)'d:tinihrili4tely Dj&iftlto . ojietntiQii he'fgMtfotrtedo)ctinic ,1 retarticd; oullJielmu'editcljr-bVgan bussing buss-ing .,hjm3elfv(d'c6stltd'-ordtrs carried out thtti ho" tail1vtivi;n.MurIie' ,t!jq; liattJt fifteen fif-teen njoytlrs fircwdflsljjv ,r-TJifl-.dotkvr.ork ottlis tiriiy;uimvart.hi(t ll had tapped; pnon-Ii'tiny set ' ulnff ttgafoVj:o1iitd to tho .cxact nduato" iHV ll had Ht These sudden rpltals of a Joitfiitelllgcnee - almost ruat fa their dramatic fcHett thfe' cjTeict of tho:pritic(;V ndrcitt hCthc Jialdcfi ofJJjhe,.SIterihir DrautlTcrv "t thu "magic pf fl k,- tfio lomaks of, (( royal liouscholiVwIJO haditoiie'tojleep fQr-a Iiiintlrccl jenrYfdtGxea K thiir old ft-tTtuicff, ft-tTtuicff, Icapt-ndiJcnly into lifo and fl)o Uan; ns though, they- for. .'n. .nojcnt Coniivirr!'Tliaekcry- Urns etmi-pares etmi-pares the .twit given. bjr Ocorffe von tS3 2l8t;plrthUftTfwltli tlic "iscciie of th'o re&natIontoMyashlua.ton; Joili'cve'iits occurTcd m'theyearilgii " "AVWch waa the" ,niost eplcudfd 'leeiacle cvcrwJti riessd-Wio - 6pen.., feast " of rriiicc G eorgo Tn.Lbndon; or thh itsTm mi ilon -of 'WaAIngto'ol- AVh'tdi 1 tho jioblo chnr-rictcrfor chnr-rictcrfor ftfter agtS to ndmirc-yon frilf bloftriciDg in laco nnd sj'iaiiglcji, dr'jon-dcr dr'jon-dcr hero who elieaUttt hiword after a life of s.poilc$s honjrt a purity unro preached; a courage lailoruitab!et and a consonjraato victory? Whlcli of thcBo is tho .true gcntleTOo? Whti$.U ti be a gcntlcmau? Is ft to have torty nans, to lead a poro lifcr to keep your Jioi.or vlr. gioj to.baro the csletm of .your fdtovr-ctUzuvaiJ fdtovr-ctUzuvaiJ the lovtf Of your fireside; to tear good fortune meekly j to puffer evil with conatancyj nod tjiroujcti evil or good to inaintaio truth alwaysT SWv uio the hippy, man whoso Jire.cjhlbita thceo iiualt tlc, nod hhiw wilt eilnte W n, gentler rninj whatev.hi rank way bef show me the iiriuce-ho'" possessed them,nud fie may be u(o of 6r low flnij.'.loyalty ;TiH':JtjeV J)cr-A : Jew In a avcrrif In the' tojflt of Eiidiugeu, saw. a mcrchaut wjioin to Mimed to recognize. J!Are you not. one of tlie good ute'tt with whom 1 had the pleasure la trM from Basset to Strasbur, on ihe IthlneJ? Tlift mir-chant mir-chant ,nKeBtcuYand askcdi "Ilave you, my':fllQw traveler, since' wo met, done mucl tradcl The Jew, Instead of answering,, an-swering,, asked i "Did you make a good ,, peculation at the falrf "If so, I ghouij. a ko to propose a bet to yottj that is, i: mat bct.thatjDit cannot repeat three wwd Wt aftertue,as.Isaythcn.w TJie Merchant, fMl thinking that a. few pence, more or lew, IMS, wouia-mdte no jliflfercnce to ltirar reiilied; m i,Say on. The Jewjatd "ctler." The Yimi whut MMirted 'cutle,, Nt. "Iwr. WM ISK Ly&f w espondeS. ijaf inejew sioilol and said "wr.ohg, The tmt wiVZ iT wtliaui.t himself lm tUo bo; but the Jew, lm- tak'"8 a lta-e vt ehulk wft. vt 'lm pocket III lartr A8h the Jw commenced and Bl? oll.re "anner" Tmmcr The II JW!to and said "wron s. And chant said: "Now, I will Vy you, If ,ou can abw me how I was wrong" foe Jew whl: " ,wr taut, third word, -wrou nndMeor,, j WQn-tll(J -. the merchant pai.j. n,i, luc Jew bud made money as be wea't along. . TiKiKo ins CiroicB oriI;ifri.T--;i!rh rorif Charivanlaiely gatq on nicount of ail nptrinfc genHenwri, who hud a fij act p1ayf and proposed id a cctchrated dram tlst to divide with him ihe honors of jthq nuthortlilpV a Very, common pracircefoTa rls; whtch'.caplalris ili6 seeming .fecundity ofmartylfWhjvrltm In repot. The dramatist, otherwise engaged declined the .offer, In the following tcrms;','I can not ndfcpt' your propoiithw &f It Is trjritten fit ScripnrcMho shaltTnot jbkc, Kid o with iko asW Uereupoii the jtouldrbcollftbdralw left d a riffl and the next.iaornfog the dramatist ?rccWcd a challenge, commencing ,tlmss "Slfi Yah jusihiaUd yeilerday thatl nm an oxf fid, &&l ' - . . j Lift: vrtrtoV tTriTlie ltay before be-fore -wo tcnchc4 "tho Ornhe Jtivcr tvd, fell Imvllh nk;r'anl.of Jibtte.nfots', Jiont, I to b,6if great sorprise, e fottod' Jiving" Inn, locoliry altogdther "dWlfluW of rnjert Thcimilk bf 'tlftlf cows and goats, irijp-plicj irijp-plicj Itsr place. Tfbtlr cattle.BlWvcrlt never obtained water, but found ' Wll-tntS Wll-tntS Isi kltid of 'fed ptiht Jmttcmhtjhn-lAinttim)i'iT Jmttcmhtjhn-lAinttim)i'iT ktf exccttlingV sriccnlcni aV tore- wrhlch ..abounds in these .reglwisV Bnt im? 'oV Wcf?,' ho atenstomed to inch diet, would Wely or Befcr touch It. "UfttitThad actnilly cOnrift'M'wiyscK--ii' I had oYtcw 'the oppoHmilty1" of r'4oi'ng at an alter pcclotl-twit'fecn and Ucasts conld, Ue estkeiy wthon't walor 1 thoald, pcrliafj haVt ldTsoii diftculty In realizing this thg&r firitAnJtiteni 'Fatif Yftrj WfiHdcriit in Sobfitcut Africa? ' fl f ; SagaiSQANrrs bsECM."TUe pnfk of the polytechnic scfell .J'ri have recently furaisltl sme enrtee staUedcs bearing on tohacco. IHvldH ;tB0 yewtg gcfltleauH of that: ceHagv' tats prosper the smokers and the, shown that the smokers, have proved themselves, Id the various competitive c eminattMi; far . Inferior; to ihe ethers. Kot.oqly 1b the eMminations:ofl!-efitering ' the schoolman the smokers in a lowtt rank; bat the varlons ordeals they haw to pats tnreegu Mf: vycar,-ta average rank of tie swoltert hd,coMtfttitly falkfl, and wt lnce4ratily,E'whiIe the ran that did not smoke enjoyed cerebral at mojtphere of the clearest kind. It would be interesting to-'pe raw thia kind of sta- tlsticnl inquiry, in our public schools' nnd ' universities.;- -Jl'crhaps; nokiflg Is, (n many Instances, not ;th !eauso,-bnt the effect or indication of-fotellcctuttl mcdf-octity, mcdf-octity, 1s t hero any connection between smqke, and, German .nctaphyslcstf-rZox-do)tJsinut. - " r. Tnt' Ohxjtittela op LAnr,--The fol-towing fol-towing rhymed cotaloguo of the ornaments: of a lady, supposed to have existed more (lian.twq .hunitrc ycars ago,, majamase our readers Z ' ' . ' , j - Ch.iln( ;coronct, pf udiaU, UactfcU; ad eaV ( f ''' ?u".1J8i.''lTei,,,titi!8V-- emVroMife and i" s .tfnsjj;, '-. 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