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Show TIIE 1 rAGE SIX The A Herald-Journ- . HERALD-JOURNAL- LOGAN, UTAH.' TH al Afternoco Every Werk-daPublished at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Carhe Valley Newspaper Entered as second-- i lass matter at the Co, N. Gunnar Rasmunon, president Sohsrription price in pcaicffii'e, Logan, Uth. under the tmt of Marh 3, ar in advance, by carrier $3 50 a year in adCache Valley by mail, $2oh the the month Outside Cm he Valiev, by mail $5Mi the year vance or Gilman, Nicoll & Kuthmun, Spec ial Jieprc senlnttvea San Kramiv o, Chi ago, New Vork, Boston and IVlroit. R. W. MARTIN, Adv Mgr. OTTIS FETERRO.N, Managing Kditor y Xlotvd), -- I , throughout the land" mu m in i iw his sal'y, latinise, if lluv wen held simnltanee'islv, delt gates the to one, sliaM'ng i n nri.ilil'-eeii other, would if soher, to decide limn what was going nil whit I) i in v el dun they were in. Not that what goes on, if anything, is of any thrilling interest to the delegates many of whom fiom the K. an- bought i an;-Ithin- p I i h Me r I n r k, suffering of Mrs. llurd i.id DIZZY man who wax Wan mournful!) He sighed and And at times 'Cause, you see, A to Ins telephone to obtain enormous supplies of liou.e at low rates and on credit, this fael of the licit holds little charm. othei. This is due to the fact that one plat form is usually written in Wall street and the other in Tammany hall, some hundreds of yards away, and communication between the two places is very fatiguing. Resides, the Democrats never have any money for messengers or telephone Among 123,000,000 Americans mainly those possessing a sense of humor theie is no great lush to attend the conventions, and this is esjiecially true since the newspajiers started publishing pictures of the lady delegates, most of whom are, to put it bluntly, no Garbos. There is, of course, always a plenitude of liquor at a convention, but as the average American not it stir no further than DITTY dressed in a bid. singing a or!. he moaned, oven groaned, he had lost his f Sitting Atop the World Ben ! wouldn't rr be vvonderfuu To be a svnW im a Boat; vviTrA a nice. Bass An' strugglin' figatiki OM TH' END OF A LINE? -th' gavnsh.thets TH Hv Ll welKn WITH JIM MARSHALL PULLS 1) jear' Miller w Mov-hia- hard-boile- foi nice a m . loselv .ittempts ias no ri i i ,lc , oigamf s OH H, a id mo JID'il t hv Hr I'.cii L l.iilmiii in h .olv, and no in in, not knov. iLniow mi. Aiiutii in tnme linn la lV ain't forpet that every iiipi.i l h th.it I'x ui tin sente)st.itc s attoMiev every merciless a bv judge, evjudgment passed ery deni ii of lenient y and mi nv bv tvranmoil he might have added venal parole rffitirs anl e'erv kick th.it is given a prisoner by a brutal guard is stored in the minds of the racketeers It is mixed with hatred, vengeance and destruction and is returned a hundred fold upon the children of s .. .etv whuh fads m understand th tt WITH WHAT MKASlRK YF MFTK IT SHALL HR MEAS-rKE- I TO YOU AGAIN' ' Any police importer, and any poliieman. knows this to be triu, hut the Srrellv Lutlers and the Jigadu Lrindk'. Second - Kale Washingtons will never get the notion science News d It was onlv a few years ago that an ejuderaic," of ginger jake poison victim., were discov- ered some 10,000 strong throughout the country, hut now re trjfng to make use of the poison by extensive research Experts of the Public Health Service found that the poison which causes ginger paralysis' was trieresyl phosphate, or one m r.t , of its close relatives They found that paralysis from r.ir.iK hi:st bid ginger differs Imhi other kinds of paralysis This remarkFOUT WOi.TIl. Tev, May ? able malady, caused hy dunking M The Ihblo wai the voildb svnthetic extract of ginger, affect Ih at linn book !,it ear. Wul-- l the hands, feet and lower parts tee Wa'hob. lierkelcv, Cahf, rep-- r of the arms and legs, but no other antative of a national publish- part of tile body It was evident that the poiing (intern, 'aid here Last years son nets only on a more or less silo of Jhbles totaled 000,000 in i.ud "All Quiet on definite spot in the spinal cord, vohm e ll Western Kioiit and as no other subt nice 11 by Nil. .all hooks a id do that d may he thnl from known iivjue. lo Ihble dmm the nt five a incdnnl use will lie found foi e l a ginger juke n -- . still . 1 , , Re-1- I 1 d bl:--- j i . (Mm e six-inc- h ls Alls! is vo WHY es-ta- g IM T MCA So Mr Hoover tells the people its the teruble lobbyists no congressman needs to listen to a lobbyist to wants Unless he And the senate tells the people its Wall Street, which is ala traditional scapegoat, though nobody is forced to buy stocks But people ARE forced to pay taxes and put up with inAnd it is to take competence their minds off this harrowing necessity that lobbyists Bnd Wall Street are dragged like red herrings across the Irail. . film oOGQoO ns - Qtiiiic-- fedij) Soon 0tor?G x& ftrr,frrm, -- 2 While They Las- t- mLYVALUE PLEATED SHADE CELLOPHANE WRAPPED TAFFETA SHADE WITH DECORATED PANELS three candle LIGHTS 25 A I ou can't appreciate the beauty and convenience of this lamp until sou sec it. You must see it to understand what a tremendous value were offering. There has nr ver been vu.h a low price before on a lamp of this type. Come in select the color combination v ou like best, pay only 95c down, and the lamp is yours to use and enjoy while you Don't delay! pav the balance in convenient amounts. T his is a linuted-timoffer. T COLOPEO ENAMEL And ELECTRIC CLOCK STANDARD i-- TWO PIECE LACQUEREDm.0 tn GUARANTEED ELECTRIC v? CIGAR LIGHTER. Cleaner an extra feature l'er uur tacoum cleaner. No lo move tire lamp and Mop the You simply plug so eteafru cluck here the ctar lighter hi ... guaranteed GOLD PLATED EXTRA OUTLET For Vacuum Those she loves ire first to suffer when monthfv psins shatter her nerves. Lvdia E Pir.kham's Vegetable CompouaJ would case that awful agony igpL BRASS PLATED SMOKER SET Her outlet need She's Up in the Air Again t It . ) , lhl ask! managed (' irk ir and natmr lovir- - are to breed a ( oliii n itively rale of prrie-!?t beavers on iver Isltind. Midi the bid k b iver A of the animal imi th only isol.ited colony of m the country bhu i b .iver i ppntetl almost a year ng bv Muhigius eonset cations offi ers as an epenmcnt to find if will bned true to color The thy entire jrr.mp wai ii anothei section of the state and isol Urd for utnin.te obseivation Tlieo wen only four in the original oiony and they ud ipted tin "l- -i Ives to the new environ-?nt hi bolt or det. but as jet th to b rv been no nung It if exported the family will rurea-- e t bv ni four thia sm.nier. ami it is hoped that the little ones will be b! h U like tin ir Natuiali-t- V "That the Western Governors' conference opposes the approval hy Congress of withdrawals from the domain made in 1929, 1930 j public and ll31 and requests Congress to rancel the withdrawals of said years "And otj.ets to any further withdrawals during the consideration by Congress of proposed legAround the great hn.ll in the islation to carry into effect the Sport Notr: It's miglitv hard for recommendation of the President's 0 minister to plav golf His library with its pirtures of committee on public lands, unless is so inadecuntc when he juaticvs vi'iy solemn m white whiskers and clean collars made on the request or approval misses a putt there sat of the state in which such lAwyers- - thumbing are proposed. F4M01N PF.OITF. "hrough old volumes and making notes Maggie 7ene Gordon Gin they would later tell the court -hat hi ISC, 5 a judge in Oscaloosa fliarlev Horse By aid soim tinny whuh appeirtd Bill Fold o lii.ve e 'monts of reiLsoninj ill OB ALL D it Imand that therefore a lad;- ri so Woman's intuiti-isnt vvhot pressive when she is deciding Crunch Center should not r oik it which way to turn in traffic. jtko fiom a railroad t lint Killed Call. -her husband -. . . A THRILL? Onlv a short wait for orchestra seats lady. So wo sat down m the leather chair that the chief justice sits n and gazed at the noble btass reserved for His Hanoi and looked out through the heavy bronze doors and down a hallway- - and into the dim recesses f the great library Some Things - and the rovVs and rows i books seemed to disappear and in their place there appeared a me of shining words glinting in Mr. Hoover outcries about he sunlight from the long win "hordes of lobbyists," and the lows and spelling out all the law senate's loud wails about hat the world ever needed - or wicked Wall Street, ought not ver will need to be taken too seriously ANP, LISTEN: Around the Theres a reason for them. calls of the great library - where Here s why; the hooks had been there shone What a politician mainly he words "Do unto others as you needs when the results of his bewould they should do unto you appalling mismanagement come apparent is ft "goat" be else can If something blamed, the politician may to (our-- t washing sym-piit- (leeply-hiiiip- v 1 Natureland - - ho! O-t- -i, t, I hat the American public will do while its delegates are lushing and shouting at Chicago this summer, no one knows. It suspected, however, that it will stay securely nailing down all loose olehiding what money it has left in tin cans, and praying that it may escape the coining cyclone. . nr I hatiH he n a'nlr to git Ui vtonl in likewise for 1" eats M tell him I w.us !e iving, she Miaoped, gianouslv Before wall-eye- d -- ime pi av. of i -- f st. iv . - hov. to v Happen Of f'aesar Blight mo Hollywood The other day down in the ments baseball fail is a bozo who gets m ,i i for the this a took state he the interested in judge eapitol game that the giand old ma i of doesn't feel the peanut shells that department through the lihraiy of the sweat-shir-by th-Ja U are being dropped down his neck the lawone. An behind hy the excited spectators row upon row of leather-boun- d in tor w j- him hooks in endless majesty lsiting enuthi i floor upon floor and raek upat temporarily on r.u k Stc all ABIGAIL AIILF.S4I ( F. SF.: liberty lews from all the states and this fii mtiie" laws from Scotland and Ireland -s ud the sei we and England and Australia It ond were married Ill judicial decisions from IJakota me n'e.ity ja promised me he and and Siam and Connecticut Some of it Knewouldnt smoke Honolulu and heaven knows where ll iek to any more and he calf"in pll aolemnly reposing uiirtcen! h didnt any more better legulation skin for the "Too bad!' tlmn he did of human conduct said the other ' I sure can e. ok How many hundreds of thoucost man. because al The word, Henry Ford believe sands of dollars this library recolof h.u k t i mine goes but we should be run entirely as A ma- we dont remember shuddered when the good Brothels tmnoirmvM - - So does congress. Duly it lect chine believes the machine can he rtltt Judge told us Alan wtt a pit We figured that the taxes we on gas. have paid must have entitled us 'Pinner Is Set veil," no! put d on wood -at the Holly Ili.nou i to one of the heavy volumes It lasted for one veiy lhu and had a notion to take one FARTING SHOTS The da alter it lo id in u u and cairy it out onto the little Beat It, folks, the partys on Ih box offu e n ol "i Iimo square in the sunshine Here comes the patrol over! - and burn it for the greater Was S, t veil wagon! ami as a gesgood of humanity , ture against the utter futility of On nf th mall r lot- - m tra.s haw to bnntf tin ir own i n And times are getting to he so the whole thing are seconds as as had that prizefighters thm ioxtuims Hittc now throwing in paper towels. aic Iho romp! nnt V e mentioned this brilliant idea Where is tht tv any profit to the judge - and he was politely mltl one artor They voii shocked that the DIARY wry $7 r0 for pi ivil IT, m saying In nb we destroyed might contain then fot to furrn li Betimes Inline, sineing merrllie a preced, nt th enRine yon6 underit seems that precedents are and do chuck Dame Humor neath the cjiinne, ami (he pretlie al unpoilaiil in legal disputes It at rthur Oae creature doth tweuk my eur play- which ou- sett! d not so mm h up- wur )n.jieiitl the anon, but on common of discussing the the fully; fata One of the quests a la Mjs justue shadow pictures, 1 do saye thit as Upon what some court m Goble do have Rhode I , land said in lhe spring of Milord tlark mighty hlg ear, which doth make fit nr the weight v opinion of some Dame Humor miehtv wrolh uml .loan f rn V she doth retort mlitieal vyer transiently eleford hath got eves like vated to the supreme I. n, h of Mislie. and sissippi- in the fall of '7i ers, which do he ft doth irk me sorely, and so harsh u new idea in 'he la.' is lookwords I let ween us. hut after we ed upon with loathing not to say had dined, we nf feet innate again, honor ond fomle. tions, the same hocus wcUs, the same conson. of fat senators and Even gressmen infest both gatherings. the platforms, when printed, have to be plainly labeled Democratic or Republican, as the case may be, so that the boss politicians can toll which is which. And even then . . . It . e.hout iman Williams o-- l hi so d hi evhidii), A Of the two conventions, the Democrats commonly put on the better show, their delegates, lu ing starved longer, being moie bloodthirsty and prone to commit mayhem. Also tlu-- do not carry their Repub-l.can- s. liquor so well as the better-heelewho hae all the soft jobs and access to large .stores of free booze confiscated fiorn fiendish criminals who h fusel to pay graft to the prohibition i nfoi'toiuoni. bureau. Rut, outside of these surface characteristics, theie is a sameness about the two shows that does little credit to American inventiveness, 'lhe same dreary ora- ID mu iblv ' sf of .no o ap)I. western governors- - conference ul , last October, when Portland, Gov George V I. Hunt of Arizona. proposed that a resolution be adopted objecting to this aetmi of the federal government The loth regular session of the inemoralized Arizona Legislature Congress, asking that an order ol President Hoover withdrawing 0,000 acres of land in northern Arizona be revoked A similar resolution was adopted by the Utah Legislature The resolution, as adopted at the Portland meeting, said in part: OUT OUR WAY On i ,nYe 1--', noitlrss airplane has been develoj ed hy i'.nlidi aviation ix petts We wish they would now devote their talents to outboard motorboats beforehand, t i 111! A v pinei.d 1. i The league of Nations ronirnit tie is still investigating the war II d finds Japun in .Shanghai guilty, it will, no doubt, impose u penalty of fifteen yaid.s for hold ul PHOENI&, Arlz , June 2. Fur-e- r withdrawal of land hv the ieral government is being vigor-sl- y opposed by western states, th Arizona taking the lead This ingress is being asked to. aug-;the opposition. s The camnaien to rnvent had its Ihception at the IN U hi nut hunpei, on think i hi i Dj, m an s, and if U ' for ki it th lls ate ot her in ills of lit hlitmti todt mi ,ii igniirunt As, th1 iiotti t ls i.ionu the hi f (ilo 7-- PUBLIC DOMAIN il- -; ! with There is still occasionally a diffeience in the platfoims adopted at the two orgies. Thus, the tariff plank will be Article 3 in the Republican platform, but Arin tha Democrat .c bunksbeet. Or ticle prohibition will be called a nobly experiment in one novelette and an experiment noble in purpose in the CCS t i! , p .HEIGHT O' - pahln ohil'ly to huv ftaluddiii svvttfs Haiti times illllu-iitmli ll oigUll'etl p.tlNO jMheit w ir hsts full of piitite (if their federal jobs; ocrats are kept whooped-uby gaudy tales of the spoils awaiting the victors. WEST FIGHTS ON v UM !f Dem- w1h-awat- j t and, in years of prosperity, usually paid for in cash. In years of depression the Republican delegates aie promised : ' husband Amanda i larger centers ir. A hard long , - t, T5 pay- tltHO VlKtlMt I Im- - V Milwaukf e will he renowned m as oil' of the few nties savs a writer have a sui tli it made Mil .ti Ah the waukee f.uiwms' l' di-ti- ni Ur W Leishmg General rvadv to lead f:rt m war. etc isour latent wir sll patnoL into musi gtid on our Aiueru'HU rii iuhiKid and Mn h foitii to fu;hr inthcdv W t Ye tht gimrsters ' brave heroes, IS hh klc tht jrive in I.d point rnortir mo,! think the hi N,.w don j ire nett hthmd this udJtn pa-- t e the bid, trio; ic bairage upon Right vn ioad the pi oletai tt to ur ell frn n fund ineiit.L and Hie g mr. i, tin-nex- f VT triury (lill'eieme that lhe will them will take place at ihlleu in time-.- . I folk' lieiaMed Ivui will coiiventiiiiis in Chicago within few weeks. I he onlv If! 2. 2. Mii- iU ing HauktT hl! h.t a largf Mini if money in its It sefun that the H insist up- -' nn living within its imbrue.. What a tjimint, old fashioned lh a! Proclaim Liberty The Great Quadrennial Cyclone Is About to Bust Loose Upon Our Heads ! li JUNE Y. Washington Humor TO THE CELLAR, MEN! Despite mir min American el icietn A Seiche Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d U RS1 extra STURDY GOLD PLATED BASE - p A'' KriJLH 951 tr j i |