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Show THE PAGE TWO. HERALD-JOUHNA- FATTY MONDAY, L ARBUCKLE AND AUGUST BRIDE-TO-B- E Howdy, of tho United Press. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation, N.E.A. Western Features, and the Scrlpps Canfield Newspapers wire OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor - R. W. MARTIN, ! Fldueator declares that of the Inline will That will be simply a library. be an improvement. The university of the present is simply an athletic stadium. Advertising Manager THE SCIENCE IN HOME ,A ' ABOUT IT BY HILL BILLY i A writing fellow such as rnyself must deiive most of his teward fioin the quiet chuckles lie gels out of the job; certainly the average newspaper writing lad will derive no huge monetary reward; nor. if he speak ftanxly of things as he sees them, any large leather m 'dais from our most important ritUns. Somehow 1 do not know why but our very best minds do not like fellows of my soil; yet 1 am a kindly cuas, wtlhul. Here is the aort of thing that gives my trlbo a grin; Recently 1 wrote me a plia'e about a Cblneso noodle facility In wrote a certain "tutr' district; the of the roik garden noodle factory and the kindly, goldfish that goggled hla eyes at me and waved his 1 fan-laile- greeting. Some days lHter, son CRme homo with a grin and said: "ivad, you for you. got a fellow 1 lntpilred how come, and son told me. It seems thnt son had a churn dad was owner of the noowh dle factory, and son was In the old man pal's house when In the the local pa read my remarks 'W1IA.T! My per, and blew up. noodle factory In a low class disIn a trict; I'm running my factory , slum! 'Pad, tho old man lllt hn colr' Jng and bounced back three times; he didn't know who you were, but he sure wanted to ftnd you. Son has a sense of humor; also a sense of Journalism. Now I thought that the Chinaman who owned the rock garden ran the noodle factory. It appears to paint he does not. I was trying a picture of an oasis In a slum, met and the noodles were quite dental. to I make all due apology, both boss. the goldfish and the needle noodle So far as I know, tho factory is entirely sanitary. I discover that 1 have been placi bv eating noodles from this hills the cartoon for years tn the and 1 am In good health; alBO ti.e noodles Rre tasty. I might say, at this time, thnt I have lived for 30 years, when no In town. In Albina, so I had tho locale. superiority complex on soothes all Trusting that this the big and little noodles, nml tiial to 1 may occaslonaly ho allowed stroll down and visit my finned friend; and assuring by anguished brother that I eat his noodles with gusto and regularity. Noo- 1 beg to remain Another :e Jfe If," asks Gov. Pinchot of Pennsylvania, our government cartnot adjust itself to new conditions, meet new needs, how can it hope to survive?" "Hie governor comments on the extraordinary new times in which we are living. Like the rest of us, he is astonished that millions should suffer in a country with too much food, too much .money, too many luxuries. He is astonished, too, that the government does nothing to change this damnable state of affairs. Jefferson, years ago, saw the same necessity for the ability of government to adjust itself to changing times. le thought a revolution every few years would be a good thing. (If he thought that today, and said so, he would land in prison.) Put there is no reason why we cannot hve a peaceful revolution of thought, We must stop imagining .that the presence of six million jobless men and women, and their children, in a great, rich nation, is "normal. We must stop wagging our heads about it; mourning over it; philosophising about it; trying out palliatives for it. We have go to DO something about it. Our American government is going to survive. But the machinery must be brought up to date and back of the machinery must be a new conception of the duties of government. Theodore Roosevelt said that this will never be a good place for any of us to live until its a good place for all of us to live. It s up to us to MAKE it a good place for all of us. Any-wa- i i Relief Society Meets The Second ward Relief society held their work and business meeting Tuesday afternoon in the ward chapel with President Mis. Sarah BiencUley in charge of the folio wing program. Prayers were by llm two counselors, Mrs. Alvorta Lathmu and Mrs. Jano B. Maughan; talk by President musical Hrenehley; reading by Mis. liessio Jones; short talk by Mis. Saralnn Parker; piano boIo by Mrs. IJena Glenn; cotnie reading by Mary Paiker, Mrs. Wright and Mrs. Allen of tlie Rtdlef society hoaid end gave short talks, a social hour Billowed during widen refreshments were served to fifty. Mr. and Mrs, James M. Williamson rnlor'nlhcd at a chicken diuiier Thursday. The dinner table was attractive with sweet peas and baby breath. Covers were laid for Mrs. Thomas Witdamson and daughter, I.auta, Mrs. Sluait, Mis. Harold Parker Mr. and Don Reese of Amal-iand Mr. and Mis. Williamson and family. Mr. and Mrs. William Fosgreen if Preston amt Mr. and Mis, j Parkinson ret timed Wednes-laevening from a pleas mt trip lo Yellow shine park. Entertains at Dinner Mrs. Gem g, Mulan ente-ti!'d at dinner Thursday evening in compliment to Mrs. Flarl Morns of Fhcllry, Idaho and Mrs Leon (amour, diaries, Dea.i and Maiy Mal.tn of Idaho F'alls. A vase of sweet peas formed the centerpiece for the dinner table. Ionus wen' laid lor the guests ind Mrs. M.ilnu, Miss Lois Tayliu and George Taylor. They return eil to Idaho F'alls that evening. diaries Basset of Salt Lake pent Tuesday here guest of Mr. and Mis. lioval Bassett. Mr and Mis Dewey Bil l and two children of Salt Lake vice the guests of Mi. and Mrs. Helm Bankhead Tuesday evening, they went on the oh! folks excursion t ) Lagoon Wednesday. Miss Edith Bieuehley of Ogden came Thursday tn spend a week with her patents, Mr. and Mrs Thomas Bieuehley. d Le-to- "Soul'' was the subject of the Lesson Eerinnn Sunday. August 18 tn all branches of The Mother First ('hutch of Cliureh, The Christ Scientist In Boston, Mass. Golden Text; Psalms 82 1. ''Tru ly my soul waiteth upon Cltsl: from him eomelh my salvation l.is-soAmong tlie eltstions of this Sermon were the following passages from the Bitde: Hear, O Israel; '1 lie laird our God Is one Lord: And 'l'hon shall love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and wllh all thv soul, and with all thy might (Deuteronomy 6.4.51. Tlie following correlailve pas sage from page 407 of Silence and Health with Key fo the Set ip tpres by Maty Baker Eddy was reveals Science also included: Spirit. Soul, as not In the body, and God as not in man but as reflected by man. The greater ohu not be tn the lesser The belief tliut the greater ean be in the lesser is an etror that works ill. This is a leading point In the Science of Soul, that Principle is not in Us Idea. CARD OF .THANKS tVe sincerely wish to thank all who in any way helped us tn out bectaement in the loss of our dear wife and mother. May God bless them ail in their hour ol trial. Sincerely. John W. Nielsen and family, 553 E. First North Logan. Summer is the season of gay parties for the young people. Off to Jolly 'dances, merry rides In the moonlight, and then home for a midnight snack before going to bed. But what about the parfilm of fat Roscoe a man Arbuckle funny hands, lolding Must they not be protected? decade ago, and lady of his heart, Addie McPhail, 24, screen ents? adds Prof. Thomas J. TurnYes, actress, who are to he marrted this fall, are shown here at ip. This noted scientist has perShe is a native of White Plains, Ky., and was fected Los Angeles. padlock for refrigerators that will positively prevent the educated in Chicago. the young folks from raiding nothicebox at midnight, leaving program will he given. Game; and Mrs. I. L. Burklund at Ogden ing for Ma and Pa to breakfast and many other spoils will ho en- Wednesday and Thursday. on except a saucer of cold grease Mrs. Delbert Maughan and two and three string beans. joyed All mi'Hibi'i'i over tlie age of seventy will lie furnished flee child! en are visiting relatives at Worms and women have one transportation and a dinner will Logan. all. A luge crowd he served Mis. Fred Douglas and small thing in common the woman gels at a man when he's alive and the ire expected to attend. Counseiois sen returned to her home Bivv ( after worm when hes dead. Mrs. Jane Wallers and Mrs. FT Idaho Tuesday t, im r Muinriiaa are in e.iaige of spending a few days here with OF HATE HYMN ewis her parents, Mr. and Mrs. (lie online. I care not two Perkins. Fred Douglas, sr., Rpi nt If she is a beaut; days the foiepuit of tin week Mrs. Widard Paiker was lios She always says help leturuirs to Howell, Idaho ti,s to tlie club Literary Now aint that cute? . evening at her home which Mien Lcishman Fnday Mr. and Mrs was one of the most interesting Reports from Germany state wete the guests .Blairs of the week, the homo vas and daughter the Crown Prince may run that Run Alma lla'ls Mi. of and Mrs. decoiated with fall for president. attractively diy at Hyde Puik. Mow ei s. A Welch program was Some of our candidates for presMr. and Mrs, Geoige Larsi n and Welch ideas were car- ident are pretty funny, too. given and tainily were Logan visitors. ried out in every appointment. Thuisday. Mis. Charles of Logan, 83 ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ; Attend Old Folk3 Outing eld and t lie oldest Welch lady In Mosquitoes are like children; town who fioin those a was Cache valley Among special guest. th' moment they stop making a went on lie old Bilks (xeursion Mixs Irma Maughan sang two noise you know they are up to to Logan AVeiltn silly wire llehe! solo, Miss Barbaia Maughan gave some mischief. Maugham chairman of the Fiist a talk on customs and life of wind old lolks eomnil'tep, Pt, ley Wales, and a tribute to Evan Every third home in the United Murray, chairman of the Slovens, who was born tn Wales. Slates has a radio, according 'to Oh Home Beloved, census reports. ward and their vvivi s .Mi. and The song, are Yeah, and most of them Mrs. N'ephi Green, Mr. and Mrs. J. a composition of Mr. Stevens was ir. Hall, Walking My Baby Mis. Jane Iaikinson, sang by Miss Irma Maughan. broadcasting Mrs. John I) irley, Mrs. Tho mis Beat sinry by Welch officer Mrs, Back Home! Mis F.lh n My is Edna Paiker; duet, Williamson. God Bless THE CALL OF THE Mis. Sell nil Myeis, Mis. Klith Our Mountain Home, by Miss OPEN ROAD and Mrs. M. Joseph Mr. and I' mi Vaughan James, Margaret . Hebei Bankhead, the dub members as A funny egg is Motorist Legg, Wood waul." Mr. and He spends all his vacations A Welch i.intna Poppleon sNled in the chorus. Munay, Mrs. day By chatting gay each Mis Suslian i Bailey, Mis. Hu.ru lunch was served to twenty-seveAt wayside filling stations. hrin Paiker. Mis. Maig.uet Jmts. by the hostess assisted by Miss i Mis. Jost p'line Kim1 Ion, Mr. and Mrs. Bessie iggie Hall anil YE DIARY Mis. James O. Hill and a large Jones. Invited guests were Mrs. Betimes to the printery, where crowd (d young people enjoyed Oh nit's of Logan, Mrs. Pew of all the morning at my scrivening, the d j i oil mg. Mrs. Wilford Baugh California, of of Logan, Mrs. Claud Sorenson and at noon to walking up and Mr and Mis. 0. Jacobson down the Rialto. And, Lord! it IT. U l"i. ti tut nisi lii Ihoir home in nl William Mention, Mrs. doth pain me to see how much of M iiiglian. Miss Barbara Ogden Huniluv. Mrs Jacobsen Maughan my old follie and childishness tho past two weiks here Mrs. Millie Baxter, Mrs. Geddes doth hang upon me still, that I Mr and Mrs. M nigh will! her parents, Anona Mrs. Maughan. In in, cannot walking forbear, Mr. J.u obson Miss lima M iiiglian, Mrs. V. R. Frank M.iughun, crowds, to shew off my new came Sal ii id y iviienir Cal ver. Mis. John Brenchley. velveteen wfeskit, which indeed Mr. and Airs. Hi lx r Bulkhead Mis John A. Lent ham nnnour.c-i- suits me well, and would make ami fttnily tin nl Wrdni .day at tho marriagp of her daughter me as handsome a fellow as Lagoon. Virginia, to Robert L. Faucett of ever strutted the boulevards, were Home Dinner Given at Im Angeles. The marriage took it not for my red nose, and my A dinner was given at the home place August 8 at Los Angeles. ears, which do flop in the wind, it Mr and .Mm. Ituyal iia.s.elt The couple will make their home Heaven help me, like unfurled The dinner table il Los Ancelos. Mr Fai.eett h'k sayles! Wednesday was ei'iilei i il with a Low of fall ing an attorney-at-laat that Bowel s. Covers were laid for place. Miss Leathain was a stuMrs. F'.ilw.ud Bassett, dent ot the U. S. A C. Mr. anil WllMI hun Mr. and illiaui dev. Mr. Mis. Miss Ruby Lcutham returned nil Mrs liov ti Bass, it Junior and borne from Isis Angeles, California Mr. ami Mrs. Basstlt and l.iunly. Tie s lay whete she has been at-Mis. Lewis Pei Kins and son .'Piling school at the University Veinon wise tlie gmsls ol Mr. ol California. Valley Products! Dr. Smiths Dental iCream, Dr. Smiths Antiseptic and Deodorant. Formulated by Dr. Lyman E. Smith, D. S., Mfg. by The Logan Co. May be obtained at your Icon! druggists. al . 7 by Mrs. Carrie T. Anderson of the slake board addressed Alma Sonne of the Relief society, at the stake He union meeting hell Sunday. gave a very fascinating lecture on the subject of The Home. Hyrum Stake Priesthood Meeting Hyium Stake Pries hood meeting was held at the South Cache high school building Sunday. Spa cial speakers were returned missionaries, Loyal Andeison, of Hyrum; Sylvester Anderson, Mill lville; Niel Tams, Paradise, numbers were by Mr. and Mrs. John Hughes of Mention and by Dai did Nielsen. Officers of tlie stake Y. L. M. I. A. board including, Mrs. Gunnell Mrs. Melinda KiljoLqumSA Gertrude Petersen, Phyllis and Thelma Liljeiiquist were released Mrs. Annie N. Fsaker of Mendon was sustained is president succeeding Mrs. Gunnell. Miss Viigmia Nielsen is visiting at Yukon, Idaho. Paul Nielsen left Sunday for Yellowstone park. Honor Visiting Teachers Honoring the visiting Buchers, class teachers, organist and chorister of the Relief society, a party was held Tuesday in (he First ward. The program consisted of vocal solos by Emma Liljenq'Pst Lena P. Bessie Swensen and Smith. A piano solo by Lila Pet ersen and organ solo by Mrs. Flli readings by zabetn Cntchlow, Fern Buist of Mendon, selections by a ladies trio comprised of Norma Baxler, Lynn Baxter and Hall. Lauia Chi istianseii of the stake board was present. were served. Mu.i-ica- El-o- Eth-lee- (SapnHoIl Mrs, Alex Bulat attended birthday jiarty at Mention Mon day, given In honor of Mrs. Lizzie n Baker. Mrs. Celia Murray entertained lbs second year 4 II club of Loral at her No. I Friday afternoon home. Five members enjoyed au afternoon of sewing. Mr. and Mrs. Janies Lelshman, Mrs. Russell Hall and son Leon Keith Lcishman, Leland Selby the Misses Vivian Seliey and Ver to da llall motored Lagoon Wed nesday and spent the day. Mrs. Royal Bassett attended a party Wednesday evening given at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Le roy Worley at Logan. Mr. and Mrs. Norval Bailey and three children of Cache Junction were the guests of Mr. anil Mrs James M. Willlumson Wednesday evening. Idaho Visitor Howard Thomas of (trace, Idaho was a visitor here Wednesday, Clyde Williamson also of Grace who has been vsiillng here for tlie past ten days accompanied Mr. Thomas back home. Mr. and Mrs. A. Peterson and family Miss Gladys and Guennie Page of Garfield are spending three weeks here visiting with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wll Main Page. H. (5. Hughes of Mendnn and Miss Anna May Ilill of Sail Lake were dinner guests of Mr and Mrs. Alex Buist, Monday. Mis. Royal Bassett Went to Salt Lake Tuesday and spent fon i of Mr. and Mrs days guest Spencer Pratt. The Misses Bariiaia Lcishman and FlUlne Brenehloy and Elmer to Lelshman motmed Logan afternoon and visited Thursday with Eugene Butt who is ill at a Mrs. Maigsrei hospital there. Lit accompanied them to Logan Mrs Flail Murray and Mrs Wll Hum Stoddard and two children Neld.i and Dee wore dinner cuest.-o-f Mr. and Mrs Andrew Iaimont at Mendnn Wednesday. Planning Trip to Canyon Tho Wellsvllle ward HeMiT soe loty are planning on a trip to lie gills camp in Logan cunvon in the latter pint of the month. A Mis. Today, Tuesday And Wednesday TSaarrucrrca N OVAR I NEW YORK, Aug. 17. Son of India BATHING GIRL REVUE Tonight at 9:00 p. m. Come and Help Us Choose An of F. W. Woolworth and Com-pany, an his arrival on the United States liner Leviathan. - HE'? GLAD HE DIDN'T BHlGwiv - l?A'T PROUD OP ms ' HOME AT ALI--A, sjfr .i HE HAD A LOT M0Ay HE'D Bv y Plf-Nt-u of IF- - ma;. BROVJH NiSHHO he OF IS1 had WUtTFP HlS FRIEND DOME 9 TO DMNEFL. pine PUPAnURE Suddenly .Gi BROW N THIWK? CRYSTAL BOTTLING FURNITUlif EXCHANGE S LOO AN "LIVEN THE PRESENT INSTEAD OF THL AND THEIR live-lon- g Future, and pan as you live n he'll go vhth mps. TOMORROW and THEN NEEJD i v rp optimistic view of general business conditions was expressed today by Hubert T. Parson, presuii til (F) THEN- Mi-.- nt VIEW OPTIMISTIC AN IDEA STRIKES MR. BROWN ! brown' GET EVERYTHIN ' Youll be proud to invite folks to your house when furnished by CRYSTAL BOTTLING! And CRYSTAL BOTTLINGS Practical Payment Plan will enable you to be proud of your bank account its 1 CRYSTAL BOTTLING 8 FURNITURE EXCHANGE 72-7- 4 WEST FIRST NORTH STREET LOGAN, UTAH 1 eraiG . CON ntGCGD PRO CRESS (C QTGlGSITi GEGD HSGEJli Nearly 2,000 Utah Homes owned by Union Pacific E mpioyees Isxssirasaee Thousands of cars are stolen daily throughout the country. Millions of dollars in losses are suffered. But, you as an automobile owner, can save most of that loss by having your car insured against theft in this reliable concern. irv. Two New Cache Mrs. Claia Thompson returned where Saturday from Wyoming she in company with Mr. and Mrs. James Monson of Smlthfield, last week to 'visit with tave Youngbeig, Mr. Yoitrgberg was an L. P. S missionary in while Mrs. Thompson Sweden was living there. Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Bradley en teriained at a chu ken dinner on Su iday in honor of the birthday anniversary of their daughter, Miss Louise Biadley. Alton Peterson, Douglas Allen and Ilomer Andeison spent the vvn-at Bear laike. Ballam ,Mr. and Mrs. Willard and little dauglBer of Culilorula .Mrs. have been visiting v.irii Maria Hawes during the past week. Relief Society Meets The Relief society teachers of the Second ward held a convention Tuesday at the ward hall, A program was given consisting of trio, M's. numbers by a Lorraine Allen, Virginia Larsen and lTofcsie Fallows, a piano solo Mis. Vinnie Clawson, talks Ivy by Mis. Lee of the stake hoard and Mis. Maria Jensen Hyrup of Sait Iaike and a reading hy .Mis. Saiah Ann Allen. Following refreshments were rim program served to fifty. Mrs. Nell Rose was in direct charge. Mr and Mr3. Andrew K. Srfiith and daughter Anne" oi Salt Lake, Mrs. D. O. Nielsen and daughters Margaret and Emma left Wednesday morning for Bear Lake. Hold Convention in Ward The Third ward Relief society convention was successfully c out with an interesting program, games, dancing and refreshments. A pageant, Flappers of Yesterday', Today and Foiever was presented by Mrs P. L. (Ta.ko, Mrs. Fon Brown, Mrs. Earl Allen, Mrs. Gordon Savage, Mrs. Irvin Hall and Mrs. Carl Nielsen, Mrs. Mary Brown played an ac eordion solo and a Talk was given ve-ir- M-- s. Gmafeim r-- 1 1 . 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In advance, or 25 cents the month thruout the land livered by carrier. Outside Cache Valley, by mail J5.0U the year. Gilman, Nicoll & Ituthinan, Special Representatives San Francisco office. 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 St.; Detroit office, 1120 Fisher Bldg. Every afternoon, Full Hyrum News Cache Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d 3 1. Our Tk A 19 17. Utah Mortgage Loan Corporation I HERE is no factor that contributes more to the permanence of a community than home ownership. Approximately two thirds of the 2,975 Union Pacific families in Utah own the homes they occupy, and Union Pacific employees thus add tremendously to the solid foundation upon which Utahs progress is built. -- Union Pacific employees prosper directly in proportion to the prosperity of the Railroad. 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